Post by The Philiminator on May 25, 2013 15:10:24 GMT -8
x love squared: lol I went over the teams again last night as I was officially "posting" them
x love squared: so I think I have all the names/relationships down! :-\
x love squared: And yes, you have a tough decision to make
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: I think I know them since I created them. I AM THEIR GOD.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Their pupils dilate and they all walk in a zombie-like fashion towards you*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: I could honestly see myself playing as most of these teams :-\
metrolite: At least if I go out early, I'll have some decent options.
x love squared: aw
x love squared: I could see you playing as all of the teams but one, lol
x love squared: *Aziz grimaces*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: let me link you to this season's theme song btw
x love squared: while you decide
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: Ellie Goulding: Looking forward to it
metrolite: Ellie Goulding: Afterall, on the RACE "Anything Can Happen."
x love squared: lmao this song is kind of reminiscent of Lights actually
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: HERE
x love squared: Ellie: Where's my video?
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Ellie: Links wrong or smth
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Ellie: Someone needs to turn the "Lights" on
x love squared: Us: ...
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Krewella: Step aside, Els.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Ellie: Move out of the way, you trashy slores
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Kelly C: This song makes me want to hurl, not Catch My Breath.
x love squared: The 13 teams: Ready to come "alive" and win this race!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw okay, this works. I've never heard of her(?)/them.
metrolite: Krewella DeWolfe: HER* I'm from New Zealand.
x love squared: lmao yeah, I'm not familiar with her/them either
x love squared: but heard this song in a commercial? a while back
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: oh duh, I just realized it's cruella
metrolite: I was saying kree-wella, lmao
x love squared: oh Krewella is an American electronic dance music group from Chicago, Illinois, formed in 2007.[1] The group consists of Jahan Yousaf, Yasmine Yousaf and Rain Man.[2] Their EP, Play Hard was released on June 18, 2012 exclusively on Beatport followed by an iTunes release on June 26, 2012.[3] Their musical style draws upon dubstep, moombahton, and house. ?
x love squared: Yasmine: Hey :-)
metrolite: lmao k
metrolite: Rain Man: makin it rain on dese hoes
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Oh VEVO - That Ass -- The Comment Show: Episode 5?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Vevo seems to have so much stupid shit
metrolite: I tend to avoid their videos. They used to load really slow for me.
x love squared: *They agree to do a weekly recap of the Race*
x love squared: Us: #VEVO
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *They hire a Youtuber to do it*
x love squared: Us: #reVEVOlution!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: okay, ready to lock in your teams? :-\
metrolite: lmao I guess
x love squared: shaking and crying rn tbh
x love squared: okay
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: give it to me
metrolite: *I keep stalling* Me: Laundries done. Gotta get a drink. Need to bathe the cat.
x love squared: and prepare for me to attempt to go for them throughout the leg :-)
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: EDWARD & LEVI.
x love squared: aw
x love squared: I thought so!
metrolite: Well, I basically said so
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: hm
x love squared: No, I deduced that on my own. SLEUTH.
x love squared: You: Right
metrolite: My F/F is hard too.
metrolite: I have a feeling I'm going to lose a team early, so I shouldn't mull too much
x love squared: I'm putting an asterisk by these teams so I hopefully don't forget :-\
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: KERRY/LILLIAN
x love squared: Aww good
metrolite: I love me some KerBear
metrolite: Lillian: :-\
x love squared: was hoping you'd go with them
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao I'm going to be so predictable
metrolite: PRESTON/LORELEI
x love squared: Lorelei: :-)
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: I feel like that's a solid group though
x love squared: good choices
x love squared: good mix of personalities, etc
metrolite: Teams I'd consider picking up: Amy/Danica, Jeffrey/Tabitha, Josh/Nandi, Francis/Maggie, Zane/Juliet, Jacqui/Nasrin, Beverly/Brenton. MAYBE Bert/Cassidy.
x love squared: Nasrin: What happened to "I almost want to pick them because of her" ?? :-(
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao ok
x love squared: so you have... LOTS of options
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: Cam: Some haters in the house
metrolite: Francis/Maggie were calling to me for some reason. Juliet, too.
metrolite: but oh well
x love squared: okay, let's start
metrolite: omg
metrolite: okay
metrolite: all that build up and now here IT IS.
x love squared: *Thirteen teams, led by PHIL, are seen in red/yellow jumpsuits cycling towards the STARTING LINE for the 13th season of the race*
x love squared: Welcome to..
x love squared: The Bridlewood Estate Winery in Santa Barbara, California.
x love squared: Picture in IM
x love squared: The owners of the winery: :-) Welcome.
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: I love wineries.
x love squared: *The teams line up at the base of a small hill, awaiting Phil's instructions*
metrolite: *he fires a shotgun into the crowd*
x love squared: Phil: Same. Taking a few "samples" to go if you get my drift
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Welcome to the thirteenth season of the RACE! *The teams roar*
x love squared: *Tabitha smirks at the camera*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw yay
metrolite: !!!
x love squared: As you know, you're about to embark on a grueling journey filled with ups, downs, and everything in between.
x love squared: Phil: Ten of you will be ELIMINATED and fall by the wayside.
metrolite: Everyone: Whoa, wait. What?
x love squared: Phil: The first team to cross the finish line will win ONE MILLAR DOLLAHHHHS.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: MILLION* lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Phil: My accent. Sorry
x love squared: *He coughs and suddenly is speaking with a thick New Zealand accent*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Krewella: I feel ya. A fellow Kiwi.
x love squared: Phil: This thirteenth season has a couple of surprises in store for you.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Phil: You're from Chicago?
x love squared: Jahan: Hey, no judgments man!
x love squared: Phil: FIRST..
x love squared: Phil: The Express Pass will be in play once again. However, rather than giving it to the winners of the first two legs, we're just giving it to the TOP TWO teams in this leg.
x love squared: Phil: So you'll want to go as fast as possible today.
metrolite: Hmm
metrolite: I need one of those.
x love squared: Phil: Also, this first leg has something nasty in store for you guys. Let me explain.
x love squared: Phil: In a moment you'll read your first clue - a challenge.
metrolite: The two teams who win: Ah, I guess we know who Kyle will pick when one of his teams go
x love squared: Phil: The LAST team to finish this challenge will be Marked For Elimination.
x love squared: Phil: This means, if they don't finish in first place at the conclusion of this leg, they will incur a 10 round penalty at the Pit Stop.
x love squared: Phil: Certainly enough time to go from surviving to eliminated.
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Tabitha: I agree, Phil.
metrolite: Phil: STFU
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Why don't you go dye your hair again like you used to? *Her parents squirm*
metrolite: Tabitha: That's going to make or break a team. *this is the sound byte used*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Another thing..
metrolite: Tabitha: Yes?
metrolite: Phil: Seriously. STOP.
metrolite: *he literally covers her mouth*
x love squared: Phil: Because this is a JUMBO-sized season with thirteen of you, we're upping the ante. The last TWO teams to check in to the Pit Stop may be eliminated.
metrolite: geez
metrolite: I can't deal with all these new rules. I CAN'T.
x love squared: Phil: So no slacking off this leg, guys! ;-)
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Now when I say go, you'll race over to your bags, tear open your clue, and start the journey of a lifetime.
metrolite: *You eliminate the last six teams to arrive* You: I only did 7 legs, lol.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: For now, that's only for this first leg - but it may appear again!
metrolite: Oh it may appear again!?
x love squared: Amy/Danica, Edward/Levi, Bobby/Aziz, Josh/Nandi, Jeffrey/Tabitha, Francis/Maggie, Bert/Cassidy, Preston/Lorelei, Zane/Juliet, Jacqui/Nasrin, April/Cam, Kerry/Lillian, Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: omg, took forever to type that up
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: How was this order decided?
x love squared: random.org/lists
x love squared: another one of our sponsors
metrolite: Hm, then give them a shout out. They're our sponsors after all.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *Anagrammer.com nods*
x love squared: Phil: Are we all ready?
metrolite: Anagrammer: We better appear in a challenge
x love squared: *The editors splice in some fake-cheering sounds*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert: Let's toss one back before we start! Haha
x love squared: *Cassidy glares at him*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Bert: A glass of root beer!
metrolite: Cassidy: Give it a rest.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Let's begin.
x love squared: Phil: GOOD LUCK AND SAFE TRAVELS!
x love squared: Phil: On your mark... get set...
x love squared: Amy/Danica, Edward/Levi, Bobby/Aziz, Josh/Nandi, Jeffrey/Tabitha, Francis/Maggie, Bert/Cassidy, Preston/Lorelei, Zane/Juliet, Jacqui/Nasrin, April/Cam, Kerry/Lillian, Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: Phil: GO! *The thirteen teams race to their bags on the well-manicured lawn of the winery*
x love squared: The Bridlewood Family: ;-)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 13-sided die: 12
x love squared: Aw
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *they start tearing out the grass and all the flowers*
x love squared: #winners
metrolite: aw lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian tear open their clue in FIRST place
metrolite: Kerry: Ready for the adventure of a lifetime, Lils? *Lillian's sitting on the ground frowning*
metrolite: Kerry: Huh, okay.
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Run (5-sided dice) 4 spaces to the nearby vineyard, which has one hundred balloons tethered overhead, only thirteen of which contain clues. Start pulling down balloons until you find your next clue, at which point you are free to leave. Warning: The last team to retrieve a clue during this challenge will be Marked For Elimination.
>>The thirteen balloons are first come first serve and are located on: 1, 2, 3, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100. Begin by rolling three 100-sided dice per round. Once a team finds a balloon, the remaining teams may add an additional dice to the roll (four 100-sided dice, then five, etc.). If a team theoretically locates more than one balloon in a turn, the roll that appeared first will be the chosen balloon.
x love squared: They take OFF to the balloons!
metrolite: Kerry: It's time to RUN.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Lillian: Exhausted! *She's gasping for air*
metrolite: Kerry: Have to slow down for her. *she rolls her eyes*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Kerry: There's something pathetic (but endearing) about her
metrolite: Kerry: You're doing... good.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Lillian: Heard that
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton take off!
metrolite: Aw, yay
metrolite: go them
x love squared: Brenton: Let's go, mom! *His real mom glares*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Amy/Danica take off
metrolite: *they nod at each other*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *There's a closed gate at space 3*
metrolite: Danica: Yup, there's a gate locked up ahead.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward and Levi take off!
metrolite: k getting a FOUR
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: YES!
x love squared: Whoa
x love squared: They immediately start pulling down balloons!
metrolite: Levi: I'm trying to run away from him tbh.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward: Whatever works.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Edward: And I'm chasing him so...
x love squared: three 100-sided to start
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 58 11 37
x love squared: Levi: No clue! They wouldn't make it *that* easy. Give us time.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off
metrolite: Edward: Always an excuse with you, huh?
x love squared: Bobby: This is for the Oklahoma tornado survivors!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Aziz: Gate.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh and Nandi take off
metrolite: aw
x love squared: *Everyone sizes them up immediately*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: Nandi:
x love squared: Nandi: Getting a "leg" up right here :-)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 23 60 31
x love squared: And they find a clue!
metrolite: Josh: This is for all the paralympians out there!
x love squared: 60 is OFF limits now
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Nandi: BYE.
metrolite: lol this seems fitting
metrolite: they are definitely the most athletic team here
x love squared: Josh: Good luck :-) Enjoy being marked for elimination, random team! *They laugh*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: And they tear open their next clue
metrolite: Lorelei: I wanna tear off their fake legs and beat those smirks of their smug faces
metrolite: Lorelei: JK! Love the handicapable.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston: Oh can it, Whorelei.
x love squared: Preston: Jk. Love you.
metrolite: lmao
Clue: Now run (5-sided dice) 8 spaces downhill to the nearby parking lot where race-provided SUVs await. Your next clue is attached to the steering wheel.
>>Teams traveling on space 2 must contend with a racer suffering a sprained ankle, causing the team to travel with 2-sided dice the rest of the way downhill.
x love squared: Josh and Nandi RUN towards the parking lot!
x love squared: Nandi: I bet they'll be pimped out Range Rovers. No way the race settles for some cheap cars, right? ;-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: Nandi: Let's not go overboard. We'll walk briskly instead of run.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Josh: IA. *they swing their arms as they walk*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: starting their journey!
metrolite: aw okay
x love squared: Tabitha: The vineyard is there. *She points randomly into the air*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Jeffrey: She was right.
metrolite: *they levitate to the balloons*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They search!
x love squared: all but 60 in play
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 4 100-sided dice: 65 96 54 48
x love squared: Jeffrey: Let's be a bit more methodical?
x love squared: Francis/Maggie
metrolite: Tabitha: No worries. *a frantic smile appears on her face*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: #MARKED
x love squared: Francis: We're fine. *They're holding hands*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *they're smelling grapes*
x love squared: Maggie: #truelove
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
metrolite: Cassidy: Don't disappoint me, Daddy
x love squared: Bert: Let's go, angel! *His air is all over the place and his eyes are bloodshot*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: hair* lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: *He stumbles on a wheelbarrow and falls over*
metrolite: Cassidy: You don't look so-- *he barfs on her shoes*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston and Lorelei take off!
metrolite: *they immediately go in different directions*
x love squared: Lorelei: Going to prove to the world that I'm the better businessperson! >
metrolite: lmao I can see Lorelei undermining him at every turn
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: Lorelei: Even with the pack. Not great, Pres
x love squared: Zane and Juliet take off, aw
metrolite: aw
x love squared: I like this team <3
metrolite: *Juliet's freaking out*
metrolite: Juliet: OMG. SO PRETTY!
x love squared: Juliet: This is a dream come true for me! *Her eyes are watering*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane: Right. Keep up with me plz..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *he goes the wrong way*
metrolite: Juliet: You're such a great leader!!
x love squared: Jacqui and Nasrin take off
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin: For Ben and Olivia. Love my babies.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *Jacqui sighs*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: *Brenton's mom nods at her*
x love squared: They search for a clue amongst the balloons!
metrolite: Brenton's mom: Trip that bitch
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 4 100-sided dice: 63 82 11 90
x love squared: And they find one at 90!
x love squared: Nasrin: Got it! :-)
x love squared: *A spotlight somehow lands on Nasrin*
metrolite: aw wow
x love squared: They take off running to the parking lot!
metrolite: Jacqui: GREAT job. *She's seething*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: in LAST place for now
metrolite: Nasrin: Benji would be so proud of his Nas.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: He HATES that nickname.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: *April is huffing*
metrolite: *they're in disbelief over their physical descrepancies*
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: April: You're so... short.
x love squared: Cam: Am I on the right team?!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian reach the vineyard
metrolite: April: I thought you were 6'5 or smth lol
x love squared: They search for clues!
metrolite: aw okay
x love squared: 1 2 3 10 20 30 40 50 70 80 100
metrolite: is it 5 sided now?
x love squared: 5 100-sided atm
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 100-sided dice: 60 59 56 16 15
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Tabitha: That was ours! Sorry
metrolite: Kerry: I'm trying!
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: they reach the vineyard and search!
metrolite: *Lillian's nervously smiling at the balloons*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly: My, this is beautiful! *She and Brenton are glowing*
x love squared: America: Meh
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 100-sided dice: 73 26 67 22 98
x love squared: Amy/Danica reach the vineyard as well
x love squared: Getting CROWDED
x love squared: They search
x love squared: Danica: Check THIS row first.
metrolite: lmao yes
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 100-sided dice: 89 81 28 39 78
metrolite: Amy: What a dumbass plan.
x love squared: *Amy rolls her eyes*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward and Levi
x love squared: still looking
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 100-sided dice: 92 35 32 40 38
x love squared: aw
metrolite: aw yay
metrolite: Levi: That was ME.
x love squared: they find a clue and take off to the parking lot!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Edward: You finally did something other than leeching successful men for money. Congrats.
x love squared: *He's still bitter*
x love squared: aw
x love squared: They suffer a sprained ankle!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
metrolite: hmm
metrolite: brb
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 6 100-sided dice: 91 57 2 54 38 12
x love squared: They find a clue @ 2!
x love squared: off to the parking lot
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 3 heading to their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Josh: We're conserving our energy. Smart.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at the balloons
x love squared: 7 dice now
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 7 100-sided dice: 65 75 18 80 4 91 6
x love squared: they find one at 80!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Francis/Maggie, at ONE heading to the vineyard.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: k
metrolite: back
x love squared: same with Bert/Cassidy, at 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Preston and Lorelei reach the vineyard
x love squared: they search for a clue!
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: 7 sided?
x love squared: 8 now =-O
metrolite: can you paste what's still available?
x love squared: 1 3 10 20 30 50 70 100
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 8 100-sided dice: 59 93 30 97 71 21 31 2
metrolite: Lorelei: Got 30.
x love squared: They find one at 30!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston: That was clearly me! Wow.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Lorelei: Calm down. I was saying us as a team :-)
metrolite: Lorelei: Idk, hard to tell. We'll have to wait and see the footage.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They take off!
metrolite: NOT A 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: k good
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, at 1
x love squared: *She wipes a bead of sweat from Zane's forehead*
metrolite: Juliet: Maybe this way?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Zane: I guess?
x love squared: They search!
metrolite: Juliet: LOL!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 9 100-sided dice: 37 51 26 39 4 63 51 47 70
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They find one at 70!
x love squared: *Juliet finds it, but she hands it to Zane and acts like he found it*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Juliet: Go Zane!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Zane: thx !! *he's tweeting about it*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *it gets 100 likes in 5 minutes*
metrolite: er favorites
x love squared: Zane: la da dee da, got a clue at the vineyard, yeah yeah *He youtubes this impromptu song*
metrolite: Twitter: GET IT RIGHT.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 4 from the parking lot
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Jacqui: Why did we stop?
metrolite: Jacqui: I'll drive. I'm used to carting the kids around. This will be a breeze!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: in last place at ONE.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: this seems right
x love squared: *Cam looks like a paperclip compared to April*
metrolite: *they're bickering about little things*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian and Beverley/Brenton
metrolite: April: I can't help it I gained all this weight after my mama died.
x love squared: both searching at the balloons
metrolite: Cam: STFU
metrolite: Cam: Fat pIG
x love squared: 1 3 10 20 50 70 100 (9)
metrolite: PIG* lmao
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *he shoves April into some mud and kicks her* The producers: We'll allow it.
x love squared: Lillian: We've been in the sun for so long. We might get cancer? :-\
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: aw
metrolite: Kerry: Put on a baseball cap then. And get a BETTER attitude. I'm sick of the 'Can Don't,' I need some 'Can Do' up in here.
x love squared: Kerry: Let's get #1. Because that's what we are! *She smiles*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 9 100-sided dice: 13 47 58 19 17 70 21 76 63
metrolite: aw
x love squared: aw
x love squared: They claim #70 and take off!
metrolite: Kerry: Or 70. About the age you are in the inside. LOL jk hon
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Your teams AVOID being "marked"
metrolite: aw
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cam: Fuck.
x love squared: Beverley/Brenton and Amy/Danica
metrolite: *he threatens to punch April if they're marked*
x love squared: both searching the balloons for a clue
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Danica: I will not be #MARKED.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 10 100-sided dice: 33 71 4 34 32 72 71 82 97 10
x love squared: Brenton: Got it :-)
metrolite: Beverly: That's my boy!
metrolite: Roxanne, Brenton's mom: OMG
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Brenton: Let's go! *They high five and share a tender moment*
x love squared: *Roxanne is shaking*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: Rox: That's my boy. This bitch was always jealous of me as kids. Always wanting what was mine.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly: Like getting knocked up at the age of 19 and not knowing the father? No thanks.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Amy/Danica
x love squared: FOUR teams still up for being "marked"
metrolite: Roxanne: No one wanted to sleep with you anyway
x love squared: *Danica laughs nervously*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: 1 3 20 50 100
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 11 100-sided dice: 60 61 32 30 30 81 63 74 48 76 21
x love squared: 30: Sorry :-(
x love squared: Edward and Levi, at 2/8 heading to the lot
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: *Levi sighs audibly*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 3. Josh/Nandi at 4. Both heading to their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Josh/Nandi arrive in FIRST and tear open their clue
metrolite: *they work with a precision that's intense and scary*
x love squared: lmao
Clue: It's time to leave the USA behind. Drive yourselves 15 spaces to Los Angeles International Airport and sign up for one of three flights heading to Salta, Argentina, a mountainous, desert region that provides the perfect climate for growing grapes and is home to the world's highest vineyards. Once in Salta, teams will be handed their next clues.
>>Teams traveling on spaces 3 or 4 will find a shortcut leading directly to the airport.
>>Barring any delays, flight one is scheduled to arrive first and will carry the first FIVE teams. Flight two, scheduled to arrive five rounds later, will carry the next FIVE teams. Flight three, arriving last, five rounds after the second flight, will carry the remaining THREE teams.
x love squared: They head to the airport!
metrolite: AW
metrolite: AW
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh: Argentina, look out! *They kiss*
metrolite: Sorry, had a mini stroke.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Nandi: Let's not be "LAX" about getting there early.
metrolite: *she smiles at the camera*
x love squared: Nandi: Shortcut up ahead. There's a SIGN that says "shortcut"
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 4
metrolite: Josh: Hm, well it's said L-A-X. So I don't think that works.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: Nandi: ....
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Francis/Maggie and Bert/Cassidy, both at 2... heading to the vineyard.
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Taking their sweet ass time
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: aw good
x love squared: Francis/Maggie search!
metrolite: GET IT.
metrolite: DON'T GET MARKED~~
x love squared: 1 3 20 50 100
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 11 100-sided dice: 64 85 70 35 89 4 66 61 75 48 58
metrolite: okay
x love squared: Francis: Help me out here, Maggie :-)
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: They search as well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 11 100-sided dice: 33 18 45 64 47 75 45 9 48 93 85
metrolite: Maggie: I'm admiring the azaleas. BEAUTIFUL!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert: They really are! LOL
metrolite: Francis: That's great, but the azaleas aren't gonna make us bank.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 4
x love squared: Same as Zane/Juliet
x love squared: heading to the parking lot~
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Juliet: Alliance? Love you all!
metrolite: Lorelei: Who the fuck are you? I thought you were like a PA or something. You're in the race? Huh.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: Lol! *she laughs nervously*
x love squared: Lorelei: The casting dept. must have been desperate.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston: Lor, stop being such a bitch and let's GO.
metrolite: Lorelei: You look like you stepped out of Miss Hannigan's orphange along with Annie.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: aw whoa
x love squared: Lorelei: Ever considered headgear, hon?
x love squared: aw
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They take off to the airport!
metrolite: Preston: I'm driving. *he tunes her out by upping the radio*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: *Her lips are seen moving but no one can hear her*
x love squared: Preston and the camera crew: Ahh
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Lorelei: OMG. Turn it down. You didn't hear me say to turn off back there for the shortcut.
metrolite: *she really didn't say this*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane and Juliet, at 4
x love squared: Juliet: They left us, Zane! :-(
x love squared: Juliet: Oh well, I still have you :-)
metrolite: Juliet: This is the most fun I've ever had! *she's beaming*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: They take off!
metrolite: *Zane looks disinterested*
metrolite: aw whoa
metrolite: they're randomly going to get first place this leg I bet, lmao
x love squared: Zane: I'm driving, navigating, and getting us there in first.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Juliet: I know you can do it!
metrolite: Juliet: ...
metrolite: Juliet: GREAT JOB.
metrolite: *she's serious*
x love squared: Juliet: Smart! Cautiously approaching the shortcut <3<3
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Zane: Shortcut?
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin reach their SUV and take OFF
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Jacqui: We don't need a shortcut. We just DON'T.
x love squared: April/Cam
metrolite: Nasrin: I don't think that was the best decision.
x love squared: they finally reach the vineyard
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Jacqui: Well, who asked you? JK. JK.
x love squared: 1 3 20 50 100
metrolite: Cam: I'll do this. You hang back here and take up space.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 11 100-sided dice: 18 11 57 4 81 92 92 85 57 52 60
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian
x love squared: 5 from the parking lot
metrolite: *she grins from the sidelines* April: GREAT job. Can you even hold a balloon or will it lift you to France? LOL
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: *Lillian sneezes* Lillian: Pollen! *Her voice cracks*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Kerry: Let's step it up, Lils!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 3 from their SUV
metrolite: Kerry: Pollen schmollen. We're RACING.
x love squared: Beverly: Step on it, bb!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: *Beverly trips*
metrolite: Roxanne:
x love squared: Beverly: That was me. SORRY. *Brenton helps her up*
metrolite: lmao aw
x love squared: Roxanne: Ugh!
x love squared: Amy/Danica
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 11 100-sided dice: 44 37 26 89 100 73 63 45 81 11 37
metrolite: geez this team is disappointing me
x love squared: Danica: Fucking finally! Let's go.
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: good
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Danica: #unmarked #unblemished
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 4
x love squared: *Edward is limping*
metrolite: another 2 pls
metrolite: *Levi's enjoying seeing him in pain*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Levi: He's faking it for attention. Pathetic.
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 3 from the SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bobby: That's FINE. #wolfpack right here. Storm chasers for life. *He coughs*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Us: Eh.
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 1 en route to the airport
x love squared: Nandi: These teams will eat our dust! Right babe?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: JUST missing the shortcut
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 3 from their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: They take off as well!
metrolite: Tabitha: We'll get the shortcut.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Spaces 3 and 4: :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Francis/Maggie and Bert/Cassidy - two of the final 3 teams at the vineyard
x love squared: *Francis takes his shirt off*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cassidy: Holy sh--er, uhm. Nice.
x love squared: 1 3 20 50
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *His shorts are so low they're barely covering his junk*
metrolite: Bert: That's a beautiful man. I'm comfortable with my sexuality to say that.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 12 100-sided dice: 37 3 18 94 6 98 85 97 83 42 49 42
x love squared: They find one at 3!
metrolite: Bert: I'd lick the sweat from his torso.
metrolite: *Cassidy raises an eyebrow*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert: #nohomo
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Francis/Maggie race towards their SUV!
metrolite: aw yay
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: good
x love squared: Maggie: Love this man!
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
x love squared: one of TWO teams.
metrolite: *they're all over each other*
x love squared: 1 20 50
metrolite: aw
metrolite: come on!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 13 100-sided dice: 86 82 83 74 81 55 37 26 37 48 62 2 27
metrolite: hmm
x love squared: Cassidy: DAD. You're failing me! :-\
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 8 from the airport
metrolite: Bert: I don't know if I can do this anymore...
x love squared: They want that first flight!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Bert: I'm not cut out for the race or fatherhood. *he bolts*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Cassidy is forced to run the race alone*
metrolite: Lorelei: #FIRSTPLACE
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *we bring in Bethany as her partner* Cassidy: NO THANKS.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa!
x love squared: Whoa
x love squared: NOT fucking around
x love squared: *Nandi sneers at them*
x love squared: Zane and Juliet, at 1 heading to the airport
metrolite: Lorelei: Nope, the McCullough siblings do NOT fuck around. *she momentarily forgets she hates her brother*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston: That was... a moment for us. *They stare at each other for a split second and then look away*
metrolite: Lorelei: No one gets the shortcut until we're there, k?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Juliet: Come on boo boo!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: Traffic is bad today *the road's clear*
x love squared: Juliet: Omg you're two steps ahead of everyone! Brilliant <3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 6
metrolite: Juliet: It's all the construction I guess. *there's a single cone off to the side of the road miles ahead*
x love squared: Jacqui: Why aren't we there yet?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Nasrin: Because... you. LOL jk.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam
metrolite: Nasrin: Half-kidding.
x love squared: Cam: There's ONE other team here. We should probably hurry..
x love squared: 1 20 50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 13 100-sided dice: 83 14 21 76 19 19 61 15 1 2 63 43 47
metrolite: April: No duh. *she scoffs but then doesn't even try*
x love squared: And they find a clue at 1!
metrolite: aw
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cam: That was me, shocker!
metrolite: *Cassidy glares at Bert*
x love squared: They take off to their SUV
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: April: MY ANKLE.
x love squared: And they suffer a sprained ankle!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cam: WOW.
metrolite: Cam: More like CANKLE*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *she's writhing in pain*
x love squared: *It's swollen to the size of a basketball practically*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cam: Walk it off.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cam: You're already at like 250 pounds. What's a couple more to you?
metrolite: April: Carry me? *she makes a flirty-pouty face*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian at 4
x love squared: heading to their SUV
metrolite: Kerry: Let's pick it up, Lils. You can DO it!!!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 6
metrolite: Kerry: BETTER! smh
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: They head to the airport!
metrolite: Kerry: GREAT. heh
x love squared: Brenton: I feel like we should still get there first.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: they could
metrolite: #shortcut
x love squared: Beverly: I agree. Let's shock the world!
metrolite: brb really quick
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Amy/Danica, 4 from their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: oops
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao k
x love squared: when you get back.. Edward/Levi at 6/8
x love squared: Levi: We need to come ALIVE here. *Krewella nods*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Levi: It's the theme of the race or something.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Levi: *EXAGGERATED SIGH*
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz hop in their SUV and take off
x love squared: lulz if they get first
metrolite: lmao probably
metrolite:
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: heh
x love squared: they reach the airport in FIRST place
metrolite: seems about right
x love squared: and they gladly sign up for flight ONE
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: Nandi: That's more like it!
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 1
metrolite: Tabitha: SHORTCUT!
x love squared: Jeffrey: Someone just turned off that road - let's follow.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Tabitha: Nah. *She floors it and goes straight*
metrolite: Tabitha: That's just some random dude. OMG
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Francis/Maggie, at 3 heading to their SUV
x love squared: *Maggie is staring at his ass the whole way*
metrolite: Maggie: Let's get there and then hit the shortcut. Vey random.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Maggie: Step one, check. Step two..
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: they take off!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Maggie: Whoa, what are you doing?
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy still at the vineyard :-( 20 and 50 remain
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 14 100-sided dice: 91 42 23 94 25 36 15 1 54 33 61 69 34 62
metrolite: Cassidy: We'll just stop here and take Flight 3.
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: Cassidy: #marked #shittyfather #killmenow
metrolite: Bert: Sounds good to me. *he lights up a joint*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei reach the airport and sign up for FLIGHT ONE!
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, at 2
metrolite: *they hug and pull away quickly, going their separate ways in the terminal*
x love squared: Juliet: One more one, baby, and your plan will work out! <3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They blow by the shortcut! Ouch
metrolite: Juliet: Oh. *her smile falters*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Juliet: Aren't you from California? :-)
metrolite: *Zane is taking videos of himself driving*
x love squared: *She shakes angrily before smiling*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui and Nasrin, 8 from the airport
metrolite: Juliet: That's... not... SAFE! *her voice goes really high*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Both of them: WTF.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: wtf are some of these teams doing
x love squared: April/Cam at 2/8
x love squared: Cam: Do I need to put you in a freaking wheelbarrow?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Cam: Flight 3. *he sits down*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April: Soldiering on! Like my level 55 Paladin in World of Warcraft.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian, 2 from their SUV
metrolite: *Cam brightens and they talk WOW briefly*
x love squared: they're taking a while too
metrolite: Kerry: HURRY UP, LILS.
metrolite: Kerry: I BELIEVE IN YOU. (ugh)
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Lillian: This trail is dangerous! I'm walking.
metrolite: Kerry: Omg... what a trooper! (rme)
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bev/Brenton, at 1/15
metrolite: Beverly: Shortcut here, BB.
x love squared: Beverly: Drive for your Auntie Bev! *She pats him on the back and they laugh*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: aw Brian's dad calls him BB...those are his initials, lol
metrolite: whoa!
x love squared: They reach the airport!
metrolite: random ass flight 1
x love squared: Beverly: You are the light of my life. Love ya!
x love squared: aw yep
metrolite: Roxanne: Wonderful.
x love squared: They join Bobby/Aziz and Preston/Lorelei
x love squared: TWO spots left on that flight
metrolite: Nandi: OH HELL NO
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Amy/Danica, 3 from their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Danica: I'M DRIVING.
metrolite: Danica: YES. Claiming Flight 1.
x love squared: Amy: Great. I think we've found the crazy/psychotic bitch of the season. *She sighs*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: And they reach the airport! Whoa
x love squared: Danica: :-)
metrolite: Amy: Wtf
x love squared: Flight one for them!
metrolite: Amy: I literally just buckled my seatbelt. I... you... uhh
x love squared: Danica: Had to run over about 6-7 pedestrians to make it that fast, but who gives a fuck.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi reach their SUV
x love squared: and take off to the airport!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: if they make it that would be hilarious
metrolite: omg
metrolite: that would be
metrolite: but nope, they FAIL
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, 3 from the airport
x love squared: Nandi: Okay - I need gold medalist Josh here...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw
x love squared: And they snag the last tickets for flight ONE~
metrolite: Nandi: That's my Hercules <3
metrolite: aw really random assortment
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 7/15
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Tabitha: Oh well. Guaranteed flight two I guess :-\
x love squared: Francis/Maggie, at 1
metrolite: Jeffrey: Always settling for less, I guess :-\
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Maggie: What are we doing?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *Francis is reversing down the side of the road*
x love squared: Maggie: ...
metrolite: *he has his hand down her jeans* Francis: IDK
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Francis: Wanna get freaky with the cameras rolling?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Maggie's friends from back home: ...
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
metrolite: Maggie: We're in a race... but okay sure.
x love squared: still at the vineyard
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: 20 50
x love squared: Cassidy: Practically our ages.
metrolite: Cassidy: I can't do this alone!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 14 100-sided dice: 27 74 3 39 65 45 62 59 69 97 73 69 51 5
x love squared: wow
metrolite: *she's freaking out, popping all the balloons in a tearful rage*
x love squared: Zane/Juliet at 5
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Bert is laughing*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: geez
x love squared: omg, they're slow
x love squared: April/Cam at 4 heading to their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Cam: Fucking beluga whale. *He's seething*
metrolite: yup, they might be that team that does challenges quickly but travels SLOW as fuck
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April: Wow, you seem so different from the guy I talk to online. :-\
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian hop in their SUV - off to the airport!
metrolite: April: And I guess you are, minus 6 inches (probably more if we count little Cam)
x love squared: lmfao
metrolite: Lillian: We made it. Let's buckle up and get there in one piece!
metrolite: Kerry: Riiight
x love squared: April, conf: Honestly, I don't think that little thing could pleasure me if he tried.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: Lillian: You're going over the speed limit!
x love squared: Lillian: Slow down!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 1
metrolite: Lillian: Maniac!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 7-sided dice: 4 1
metrolite: oops
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Levi: You moron!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward: Stop queening out! We're getting there..
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 2 away
metrolite: Levi: Yeah, getting there nearly dead last.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha: Amping up the drama! Haha. *She swerves in and out of traffic*
metrolite: geez these middle of the pack teams have been crawling the last three or so rolls
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey: Your wild side is creeping back out..
x love squared: Francis and Maggie, at 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: They hit the shortcut!
metrolite: Tabitha: NO! I'm a responsible wardrobe assistant on Good Luck, Charlie.
x love squared: *Francis lights up a cig* Francis: that was goooood
metrolite: Jeffrey: Uh, okay? I mean those two things don't really go together... but whatever.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They're on Flight 2
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: random
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy at the balloon
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 14 100-sided dice: 36 58 20 81 71 62 59 78 88 33 80 27 98 25
metrolite: aw lol
x love squared: they finally take off!
metrolite: *they get Flight 2*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet at 8 heading to the airport
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Juliet: I see it in the distance! Great navigating! <3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 5 away
metrolite: Zane: lol thx. my twitter followers have been giving me directions.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: The producers: Yep. We're allowing it.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin get on flight two!
x love squared: April/Cam, 3 from their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian at 7
metrolite: April: My ankle feels slightly better. *she attempts to walk but collapses*
x love squared: come on <3
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: ugh!
x love squared: THREE spots left on F2
metrolite: FLKAFDAKL
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 8
metrolite: one of these teams better get flight 2
metrolite: SEVEN.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: hmm k
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha claim spots on Flight 2
metrolite: aw
metrolite: Tabitha: Seems right for us.
x love squared: Two spots left!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, 3 from their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, 3 from the airport
x love squared: Zane: Ok, this airport always confuses me, lol..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: Juliet: Heh. No worries. We'll work as a team. *he turns off without consulting her*
x love squared: *He drives straight into a concourse, as people jump out of the way to avoid getting hit*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: Whatever, you got us there!!!
x love squared: Zane/Juliet are on flight two!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: I've never been on a plane before!
x love squared: April/Cam reach their SUV and take off!
metrolite: omg
metrolite: if they get a shortcut, lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmfao
x love squared: They book tickets on flight TWO!
x love squared: wow
x love squared: Meaning Kerry/Lillian, Edward/Levi, and Bert/Cassidy settle for flight three
metrolite: wow
metrolite: GREAT START.
x love squared: Levi: at least we're with the #marked team?
metrolite: Lorelei: Yeah, thank God you have us.
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Let's check for delays
x love squared: could shake things up
metrolite: Lorelei: Flight one is taking off early. WEIRD!
x love squared: Flight 1... DELAYS?!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 9
x love squared: Almost!
metrolite: Lorelei: Yup, early.
metrolite: You: NO.
x love squared: Lorelei: One of the flight attendants' water broke. No big deal.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Flight 2.... DELAYS?!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 1
metrolite: Lorelei: We gave her parachute. It's taken care of.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: and Flight 3...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 9
metrolite: LAX: Very true to real life. *they nod*
x love squared: *Flight 1 lands in Salta on a gorgeous, sunny day*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Argentina: Welcome, Americans!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, Preston/Lorelei, Beverly/Brenton, Amy/Danica, Josh/Nandi
metrolite: Lorelei: Don't cry for m--
metrolite: Argentina: stfu
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Josh and Nandi RACE out first
metrolite: Nandi: YES!
x love squared: makes sense
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Not fair. They get handicapped seats near the front....
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nandi: #bionicwoman
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They tear open their next clue
metrolite: Christina Aguilera: Yes, you are!
x love squared: Josh: Lorelei is salty in Salta. Get over it! *he laughs*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
Clue: Now run (5-sided dice) exactly three OR four spaces to a nearby parking garage where race-provided SUVs await. Your next clue is attached to the steering wheel.
x love squared: They take off to the parking garage
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: Lorelei: Leg cramp? Oh wait, wood or metal or w/e doesn't cramp
x love squared: *They somehow wind back up where they started*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: PRESTON.
x love squared: Nandi: Hey guys :-)
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
metrolite: Brenton: This seems very easy...
x love squared: Brenton: Cheer up, everyone. Argentina, woop woop!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *A light shines on them*
metrolite: Brenton: Yup.
metrolite: Brenton: Simple.
x love squared: They tear open their next clue!
metrolite: *he let's Beverly drive because she's never driven such a nice car before*
x love squared: lmao
Clue: From one Santa Barbara to another. Drive yourselves 13 spaces through the scenic Salta Province to the nearby village of Santa Bárbara. Once there, search the main road of the village for a woman at a fruit stand who will hand you your next clue.
>>To spot this woman, simply roll an '8' on two 10-sided dice.
x love squared: They head to Argentina's version of Santa Barbara
x love squared: 13 away
metrolite: Santa Bárbara: Santa Bárbara*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Amy/Danica
x love squared: looking for their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: FOUR rounds left for Flight 2
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 1, Bobby/Aziz at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Josh/Nandi take off!
x love squared: Nandi: See ya, guys! :-)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: Preston: Hm, we seem to be unable to move to follow them...
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Lorelei: Right?
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: They take off!
metrolite: *they stand there with a camera pointing at them until it's their turn*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Aziz: What kind of shitty car is this?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *Beverly grimaces from afar*
metrolite: Bobby: More like shitty driver.
x love squared: so I think I have all the names/relationships down! :-\
x love squared: And yes, you have a tough decision to make
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: I think I know them since I created them. I AM THEIR GOD.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Their pupils dilate and they all walk in a zombie-like fashion towards you*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: I could honestly see myself playing as most of these teams :-\
metrolite: At least if I go out early, I'll have some decent options.
x love squared: aw
x love squared: I could see you playing as all of the teams but one, lol
x love squared: *Aziz grimaces*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: let me link you to this season's theme song btw
x love squared: while you decide
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: Ellie Goulding: Looking forward to it
metrolite: Ellie Goulding: Afterall, on the RACE "Anything Can Happen."
x love squared: lmao this song is kind of reminiscent of Lights actually
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: HERE
x love squared: Ellie: Where's my video?
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Ellie: Links wrong or smth
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Ellie: Someone needs to turn the "Lights" on
x love squared: Us: ...
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Krewella: Step aside, Els.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Ellie: Move out of the way, you trashy slores
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Kelly C: This song makes me want to hurl, not Catch My Breath.
x love squared: The 13 teams: Ready to come "alive" and win this race!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw okay, this works. I've never heard of her(?)/them.
metrolite: Krewella DeWolfe: HER* I'm from New Zealand.
x love squared: lmao yeah, I'm not familiar with her/them either
x love squared: but heard this song in a commercial? a while back
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: oh duh, I just realized it's cruella
metrolite: I was saying kree-wella, lmao
x love squared: oh Krewella is an American electronic dance music group from Chicago, Illinois, formed in 2007.[1] The group consists of Jahan Yousaf, Yasmine Yousaf and Rain Man.[2] Their EP, Play Hard was released on June 18, 2012 exclusively on Beatport followed by an iTunes release on June 26, 2012.[3] Their musical style draws upon dubstep, moombahton, and house. ?
x love squared: Yasmine: Hey :-)
metrolite: lmao k
metrolite: Rain Man: makin it rain on dese hoes
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Oh VEVO - That Ass -- The Comment Show: Episode 5?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Vevo seems to have so much stupid shit
metrolite: I tend to avoid their videos. They used to load really slow for me.
x love squared: *They agree to do a weekly recap of the Race*
x love squared: Us: #VEVO
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *They hire a Youtuber to do it*
x love squared: Us: #reVEVOlution!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: okay, ready to lock in your teams? :-\
metrolite: lmao I guess
x love squared: shaking and crying rn tbh
x love squared: okay
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: give it to me
metrolite: *I keep stalling* Me: Laundries done. Gotta get a drink. Need to bathe the cat.
x love squared: and prepare for me to attempt to go for them throughout the leg :-)
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: EDWARD & LEVI.
x love squared: aw
x love squared: I thought so!
metrolite: Well, I basically said so
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: hm
x love squared: No, I deduced that on my own. SLEUTH.
x love squared: You: Right
metrolite: My F/F is hard too.
metrolite: I have a feeling I'm going to lose a team early, so I shouldn't mull too much
x love squared: I'm putting an asterisk by these teams so I hopefully don't forget :-\
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: KERRY/LILLIAN
x love squared: Aww good
metrolite: I love me some KerBear
metrolite: Lillian: :-\
x love squared: was hoping you'd go with them
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao I'm going to be so predictable
metrolite: PRESTON/LORELEI
x love squared: Lorelei: :-)
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: I feel like that's a solid group though
x love squared: good choices
x love squared: good mix of personalities, etc
metrolite: Teams I'd consider picking up: Amy/Danica, Jeffrey/Tabitha, Josh/Nandi, Francis/Maggie, Zane/Juliet, Jacqui/Nasrin, Beverly/Brenton. MAYBE Bert/Cassidy.
x love squared: Nasrin: What happened to "I almost want to pick them because of her" ?? :-(
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao ok
x love squared: so you have... LOTS of options
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: Cam: Some haters in the house
metrolite: Francis/Maggie were calling to me for some reason. Juliet, too.
metrolite: but oh well
x love squared: okay, let's start
metrolite: omg
metrolite: okay
metrolite: all that build up and now here IT IS.
x love squared: *Thirteen teams, led by PHIL, are seen in red/yellow jumpsuits cycling towards the STARTING LINE for the 13th season of the race*
x love squared: Welcome to..
x love squared: The Bridlewood Estate Winery in Santa Barbara, California.
x love squared: Picture in IM
x love squared: The owners of the winery: :-) Welcome.
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: I love wineries.
x love squared: *The teams line up at the base of a small hill, awaiting Phil's instructions*
metrolite: *he fires a shotgun into the crowd*
x love squared: Phil: Same. Taking a few "samples" to go if you get my drift
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Welcome to the thirteenth season of the RACE! *The teams roar*
x love squared: *Tabitha smirks at the camera*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw yay
metrolite: !!!
x love squared: As you know, you're about to embark on a grueling journey filled with ups, downs, and everything in between.
x love squared: Phil: Ten of you will be ELIMINATED and fall by the wayside.
metrolite: Everyone: Whoa, wait. What?
x love squared: Phil: The first team to cross the finish line will win ONE MILLAR DOLLAHHHHS.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: MILLION* lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Phil: My accent. Sorry
x love squared: *He coughs and suddenly is speaking with a thick New Zealand accent*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Krewella: I feel ya. A fellow Kiwi.
x love squared: Phil: This thirteenth season has a couple of surprises in store for you.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Phil: You're from Chicago?
x love squared: Jahan: Hey, no judgments man!
x love squared: Phil: FIRST..
x love squared: Phil: The Express Pass will be in play once again. However, rather than giving it to the winners of the first two legs, we're just giving it to the TOP TWO teams in this leg.
x love squared: Phil: So you'll want to go as fast as possible today.
metrolite: Hmm
metrolite: I need one of those.
x love squared: Phil: Also, this first leg has something nasty in store for you guys. Let me explain.
x love squared: Phil: In a moment you'll read your first clue - a challenge.
metrolite: The two teams who win: Ah, I guess we know who Kyle will pick when one of his teams go
x love squared: Phil: The LAST team to finish this challenge will be Marked For Elimination.
x love squared: Phil: This means, if they don't finish in first place at the conclusion of this leg, they will incur a 10 round penalty at the Pit Stop.
x love squared: Phil: Certainly enough time to go from surviving to eliminated.
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Tabitha: I agree, Phil.
metrolite: Phil: STFU
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Why don't you go dye your hair again like you used to? *Her parents squirm*
metrolite: Tabitha: That's going to make or break a team. *this is the sound byte used*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Another thing..
metrolite: Tabitha: Yes?
metrolite: Phil: Seriously. STOP.
metrolite: *he literally covers her mouth*
x love squared: Phil: Because this is a JUMBO-sized season with thirteen of you, we're upping the ante. The last TWO teams to check in to the Pit Stop may be eliminated.
metrolite: geez
metrolite: I can't deal with all these new rules. I CAN'T.
x love squared: Phil: So no slacking off this leg, guys! ;-)
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Now when I say go, you'll race over to your bags, tear open your clue, and start the journey of a lifetime.
metrolite: *You eliminate the last six teams to arrive* You: I only did 7 legs, lol.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: For now, that's only for this first leg - but it may appear again!
metrolite: Oh it may appear again!?
x love squared: Amy/Danica, Edward/Levi, Bobby/Aziz, Josh/Nandi, Jeffrey/Tabitha, Francis/Maggie, Bert/Cassidy, Preston/Lorelei, Zane/Juliet, Jacqui/Nasrin, April/Cam, Kerry/Lillian, Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: omg, took forever to type that up
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: How was this order decided?
x love squared: random.org/lists
x love squared: another one of our sponsors
metrolite: Hm, then give them a shout out. They're our sponsors after all.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *Anagrammer.com nods*
x love squared: Phil: Are we all ready?
metrolite: Anagrammer: We better appear in a challenge
x love squared: *The editors splice in some fake-cheering sounds*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert: Let's toss one back before we start! Haha
x love squared: *Cassidy glares at him*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Bert: A glass of root beer!
metrolite: Cassidy: Give it a rest.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Let's begin.
x love squared: Phil: GOOD LUCK AND SAFE TRAVELS!
x love squared: Phil: On your mark... get set...
x love squared: Amy/Danica, Edward/Levi, Bobby/Aziz, Josh/Nandi, Jeffrey/Tabitha, Francis/Maggie, Bert/Cassidy, Preston/Lorelei, Zane/Juliet, Jacqui/Nasrin, April/Cam, Kerry/Lillian, Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: Phil: GO! *The thirteen teams race to their bags on the well-manicured lawn of the winery*
x love squared: The Bridlewood Family: ;-)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 13-sided die: 12
x love squared: Aw
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *they start tearing out the grass and all the flowers*
x love squared: #winners
metrolite: aw lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian tear open their clue in FIRST place
metrolite: Kerry: Ready for the adventure of a lifetime, Lils? *Lillian's sitting on the ground frowning*
metrolite: Kerry: Huh, okay.
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Run (5-sided dice) 4 spaces to the nearby vineyard, which has one hundred balloons tethered overhead, only thirteen of which contain clues. Start pulling down balloons until you find your next clue, at which point you are free to leave. Warning: The last team to retrieve a clue during this challenge will be Marked For Elimination.
>>The thirteen balloons are first come first serve and are located on: 1, 2, 3, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100. Begin by rolling three 100-sided dice per round. Once a team finds a balloon, the remaining teams may add an additional dice to the roll (four 100-sided dice, then five, etc.). If a team theoretically locates more than one balloon in a turn, the roll that appeared first will be the chosen balloon.
x love squared: They take OFF to the balloons!
metrolite: Kerry: It's time to RUN.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Lillian: Exhausted! *She's gasping for air*
metrolite: Kerry: Have to slow down for her. *she rolls her eyes*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Kerry: There's something pathetic (but endearing) about her
metrolite: Kerry: You're doing... good.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Lillian: Heard that
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton take off!
metrolite: Aw, yay
metrolite: go them
x love squared: Brenton: Let's go, mom! *His real mom glares*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Amy/Danica take off
metrolite: *they nod at each other*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *There's a closed gate at space 3*
metrolite: Danica: Yup, there's a gate locked up ahead.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward and Levi take off!
metrolite: k getting a FOUR
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: YES!
x love squared: Whoa
x love squared: They immediately start pulling down balloons!
metrolite: Levi: I'm trying to run away from him tbh.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward: Whatever works.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Edward: And I'm chasing him so...
x love squared: three 100-sided to start
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 58 11 37
x love squared: Levi: No clue! They wouldn't make it *that* easy. Give us time.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off
metrolite: Edward: Always an excuse with you, huh?
x love squared: Bobby: This is for the Oklahoma tornado survivors!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Aziz: Gate.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh and Nandi take off
metrolite: aw
x love squared: *Everyone sizes them up immediately*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: Nandi:
x love squared: Nandi: Getting a "leg" up right here :-)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 23 60 31
x love squared: And they find a clue!
metrolite: Josh: This is for all the paralympians out there!
x love squared: 60 is OFF limits now
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Nandi: BYE.
metrolite: lol this seems fitting
metrolite: they are definitely the most athletic team here
x love squared: Josh: Good luck :-) Enjoy being marked for elimination, random team! *They laugh*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: And they tear open their next clue
metrolite: Lorelei: I wanna tear off their fake legs and beat those smirks of their smug faces
metrolite: Lorelei: JK! Love the handicapable.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston: Oh can it, Whorelei.
x love squared: Preston: Jk. Love you.
metrolite: lmao
Clue: Now run (5-sided dice) 8 spaces downhill to the nearby parking lot where race-provided SUVs await. Your next clue is attached to the steering wheel.
>>Teams traveling on space 2 must contend with a racer suffering a sprained ankle, causing the team to travel with 2-sided dice the rest of the way downhill.
x love squared: Josh and Nandi RUN towards the parking lot!
x love squared: Nandi: I bet they'll be pimped out Range Rovers. No way the race settles for some cheap cars, right? ;-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: Nandi: Let's not go overboard. We'll walk briskly instead of run.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Josh: IA. *they swing their arms as they walk*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: starting their journey!
metrolite: aw okay
x love squared: Tabitha: The vineyard is there. *She points randomly into the air*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Jeffrey: She was right.
metrolite: *they levitate to the balloons*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They search!
x love squared: all but 60 in play
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 4 100-sided dice: 65 96 54 48
x love squared: Jeffrey: Let's be a bit more methodical?
x love squared: Francis/Maggie
metrolite: Tabitha: No worries. *a frantic smile appears on her face*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: #MARKED
x love squared: Francis: We're fine. *They're holding hands*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *they're smelling grapes*
x love squared: Maggie: #truelove
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
metrolite: Cassidy: Don't disappoint me, Daddy
x love squared: Bert: Let's go, angel! *His air is all over the place and his eyes are bloodshot*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: hair* lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: *He stumbles on a wheelbarrow and falls over*
metrolite: Cassidy: You don't look so-- *he barfs on her shoes*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston and Lorelei take off!
metrolite: *they immediately go in different directions*
x love squared: Lorelei: Going to prove to the world that I'm the better businessperson! >
metrolite: lmao I can see Lorelei undermining him at every turn
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: Lorelei: Even with the pack. Not great, Pres
x love squared: Zane and Juliet take off, aw
metrolite: aw
x love squared: I like this team <3
metrolite: *Juliet's freaking out*
metrolite: Juliet: OMG. SO PRETTY!
x love squared: Juliet: This is a dream come true for me! *Her eyes are watering*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane: Right. Keep up with me plz..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *he goes the wrong way*
metrolite: Juliet: You're such a great leader!!
x love squared: Jacqui and Nasrin take off
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin: For Ben and Olivia. Love my babies.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *Jacqui sighs*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: *Brenton's mom nods at her*
x love squared: They search for a clue amongst the balloons!
metrolite: Brenton's mom: Trip that bitch
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 4 100-sided dice: 63 82 11 90
x love squared: And they find one at 90!
x love squared: Nasrin: Got it! :-)
x love squared: *A spotlight somehow lands on Nasrin*
metrolite: aw wow
x love squared: They take off running to the parking lot!
metrolite: Jacqui: GREAT job. *She's seething*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: in LAST place for now
metrolite: Nasrin: Benji would be so proud of his Nas.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: He HATES that nickname.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: *April is huffing*
metrolite: *they're in disbelief over their physical descrepancies*
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: April: You're so... short.
x love squared: Cam: Am I on the right team?!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian reach the vineyard
metrolite: April: I thought you were 6'5 or smth lol
x love squared: They search for clues!
metrolite: aw okay
x love squared: 1 2 3 10 20 30 40 50 70 80 100
metrolite: is it 5 sided now?
x love squared: 5 100-sided atm
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 100-sided dice: 60 59 56 16 15
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Tabitha: That was ours! Sorry
metrolite: Kerry: I'm trying!
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: they reach the vineyard and search!
metrolite: *Lillian's nervously smiling at the balloons*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly: My, this is beautiful! *She and Brenton are glowing*
x love squared: America: Meh
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 100-sided dice: 73 26 67 22 98
x love squared: Amy/Danica reach the vineyard as well
x love squared: Getting CROWDED
x love squared: They search
x love squared: Danica: Check THIS row first.
metrolite: lmao yes
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 100-sided dice: 89 81 28 39 78
metrolite: Amy: What a dumbass plan.
x love squared: *Amy rolls her eyes*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward and Levi
x love squared: still looking
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 100-sided dice: 92 35 32 40 38
x love squared: aw
metrolite: aw yay
metrolite: Levi: That was ME.
x love squared: they find a clue and take off to the parking lot!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Edward: You finally did something other than leeching successful men for money. Congrats.
x love squared: *He's still bitter*
x love squared: aw
x love squared: They suffer a sprained ankle!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
metrolite: hmm
metrolite: brb
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 6 100-sided dice: 91 57 2 54 38 12
x love squared: They find a clue @ 2!
x love squared: off to the parking lot
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 3 heading to their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Josh: We're conserving our energy. Smart.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at the balloons
x love squared: 7 dice now
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 7 100-sided dice: 65 75 18 80 4 91 6
x love squared: they find one at 80!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Francis/Maggie, at ONE heading to the vineyard.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: k
metrolite: back
x love squared: same with Bert/Cassidy, at 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Preston and Lorelei reach the vineyard
x love squared: they search for a clue!
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: 7 sided?
x love squared: 8 now =-O
metrolite: can you paste what's still available?
x love squared: 1 3 10 20 30 50 70 100
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 8 100-sided dice: 59 93 30 97 71 21 31 2
metrolite: Lorelei: Got 30.
x love squared: They find one at 30!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston: That was clearly me! Wow.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Lorelei: Calm down. I was saying us as a team :-)
metrolite: Lorelei: Idk, hard to tell. We'll have to wait and see the footage.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They take off!
metrolite: NOT A 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: k good
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, at 1
x love squared: *She wipes a bead of sweat from Zane's forehead*
metrolite: Juliet: Maybe this way?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Zane: I guess?
x love squared: They search!
metrolite: Juliet: LOL!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 9 100-sided dice: 37 51 26 39 4 63 51 47 70
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They find one at 70!
x love squared: *Juliet finds it, but she hands it to Zane and acts like he found it*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Juliet: Go Zane!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Zane: thx !! *he's tweeting about it*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *it gets 100 likes in 5 minutes*
metrolite: er favorites
x love squared: Zane: la da dee da, got a clue at the vineyard, yeah yeah *He youtubes this impromptu song*
metrolite: Twitter: GET IT RIGHT.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 4 from the parking lot
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Jacqui: Why did we stop?
metrolite: Jacqui: I'll drive. I'm used to carting the kids around. This will be a breeze!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: in last place at ONE.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: this seems right
x love squared: *Cam looks like a paperclip compared to April*
metrolite: *they're bickering about little things*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian and Beverley/Brenton
metrolite: April: I can't help it I gained all this weight after my mama died.
x love squared: both searching at the balloons
metrolite: Cam: STFU
metrolite: Cam: Fat pIG
x love squared: 1 3 10 20 50 70 100 (9)
metrolite: PIG* lmao
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *he shoves April into some mud and kicks her* The producers: We'll allow it.
x love squared: Lillian: We've been in the sun for so long. We might get cancer? :-\
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: aw
metrolite: Kerry: Put on a baseball cap then. And get a BETTER attitude. I'm sick of the 'Can Don't,' I need some 'Can Do' up in here.
x love squared: Kerry: Let's get #1. Because that's what we are! *She smiles*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 9 100-sided dice: 13 47 58 19 17 70 21 76 63
metrolite: aw
x love squared: aw
x love squared: They claim #70 and take off!
metrolite: Kerry: Or 70. About the age you are in the inside. LOL jk hon
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Your teams AVOID being "marked"
metrolite: aw
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cam: Fuck.
x love squared: Beverley/Brenton and Amy/Danica
metrolite: *he threatens to punch April if they're marked*
x love squared: both searching the balloons for a clue
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Danica: I will not be #MARKED.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 10 100-sided dice: 33 71 4 34 32 72 71 82 97 10
x love squared: Brenton: Got it :-)
metrolite: Beverly: That's my boy!
metrolite: Roxanne, Brenton's mom: OMG
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Brenton: Let's go! *They high five and share a tender moment*
x love squared: *Roxanne is shaking*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: Rox: That's my boy. This bitch was always jealous of me as kids. Always wanting what was mine.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly: Like getting knocked up at the age of 19 and not knowing the father? No thanks.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Amy/Danica
x love squared: FOUR teams still up for being "marked"
metrolite: Roxanne: No one wanted to sleep with you anyway
x love squared: *Danica laughs nervously*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: 1 3 20 50 100
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 11 100-sided dice: 60 61 32 30 30 81 63 74 48 76 21
x love squared: 30: Sorry :-(
x love squared: Edward and Levi, at 2/8 heading to the lot
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: *Levi sighs audibly*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 3. Josh/Nandi at 4. Both heading to their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Josh/Nandi arrive in FIRST and tear open their clue
metrolite: *they work with a precision that's intense and scary*
x love squared: lmao
Clue: It's time to leave the USA behind. Drive yourselves 15 spaces to Los Angeles International Airport and sign up for one of three flights heading to Salta, Argentina, a mountainous, desert region that provides the perfect climate for growing grapes and is home to the world's highest vineyards. Once in Salta, teams will be handed their next clues.
>>Teams traveling on spaces 3 or 4 will find a shortcut leading directly to the airport.
>>Barring any delays, flight one is scheduled to arrive first and will carry the first FIVE teams. Flight two, scheduled to arrive five rounds later, will carry the next FIVE teams. Flight three, arriving last, five rounds after the second flight, will carry the remaining THREE teams.
x love squared: They head to the airport!
metrolite: AW
metrolite: AW
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh: Argentina, look out! *They kiss*
metrolite: Sorry, had a mini stroke.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Nandi: Let's not be "LAX" about getting there early.
metrolite: *she smiles at the camera*
x love squared: Nandi: Shortcut up ahead. There's a SIGN that says "shortcut"
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 4
metrolite: Josh: Hm, well it's said L-A-X. So I don't think that works.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: Nandi: ....
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Francis/Maggie and Bert/Cassidy, both at 2... heading to the vineyard.
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Taking their sweet ass time
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: aw good
x love squared: Francis/Maggie search!
metrolite: GET IT.
metrolite: DON'T GET MARKED~~
x love squared: 1 3 20 50 100
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 11 100-sided dice: 64 85 70 35 89 4 66 61 75 48 58
metrolite: okay
x love squared: Francis: Help me out here, Maggie :-)
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: They search as well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 11 100-sided dice: 33 18 45 64 47 75 45 9 48 93 85
metrolite: Maggie: I'm admiring the azaleas. BEAUTIFUL!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert: They really are! LOL
metrolite: Francis: That's great, but the azaleas aren't gonna make us bank.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 4
x love squared: Same as Zane/Juliet
x love squared: heading to the parking lot~
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Juliet: Alliance? Love you all!
metrolite: Lorelei: Who the fuck are you? I thought you were like a PA or something. You're in the race? Huh.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: Lol! *she laughs nervously*
x love squared: Lorelei: The casting dept. must have been desperate.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston: Lor, stop being such a bitch and let's GO.
metrolite: Lorelei: You look like you stepped out of Miss Hannigan's orphange along with Annie.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: aw whoa
x love squared: Lorelei: Ever considered headgear, hon?
x love squared: aw
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They take off to the airport!
metrolite: Preston: I'm driving. *he tunes her out by upping the radio*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: *Her lips are seen moving but no one can hear her*
x love squared: Preston and the camera crew: Ahh
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Lorelei: OMG. Turn it down. You didn't hear me say to turn off back there for the shortcut.
metrolite: *she really didn't say this*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane and Juliet, at 4
x love squared: Juliet: They left us, Zane! :-(
x love squared: Juliet: Oh well, I still have you :-)
metrolite: Juliet: This is the most fun I've ever had! *she's beaming*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: They take off!
metrolite: *Zane looks disinterested*
metrolite: aw whoa
metrolite: they're randomly going to get first place this leg I bet, lmao
x love squared: Zane: I'm driving, navigating, and getting us there in first.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Juliet: I know you can do it!
metrolite: Juliet: ...
metrolite: Juliet: GREAT JOB.
metrolite: *she's serious*
x love squared: Juliet: Smart! Cautiously approaching the shortcut <3<3
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Zane: Shortcut?
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin reach their SUV and take OFF
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Jacqui: We don't need a shortcut. We just DON'T.
x love squared: April/Cam
metrolite: Nasrin: I don't think that was the best decision.
x love squared: they finally reach the vineyard
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Jacqui: Well, who asked you? JK. JK.
x love squared: 1 3 20 50 100
metrolite: Cam: I'll do this. You hang back here and take up space.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 11 100-sided dice: 18 11 57 4 81 92 92 85 57 52 60
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian
x love squared: 5 from the parking lot
metrolite: *she grins from the sidelines* April: GREAT job. Can you even hold a balloon or will it lift you to France? LOL
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: *Lillian sneezes* Lillian: Pollen! *Her voice cracks*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Kerry: Let's step it up, Lils!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 3 from their SUV
metrolite: Kerry: Pollen schmollen. We're RACING.
x love squared: Beverly: Step on it, bb!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: *Beverly trips*
metrolite: Roxanne:
x love squared: Beverly: That was me. SORRY. *Brenton helps her up*
metrolite: lmao aw
x love squared: Roxanne: Ugh!
x love squared: Amy/Danica
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 11 100-sided dice: 44 37 26 89 100 73 63 45 81 11 37
metrolite: geez this team is disappointing me
x love squared: Danica: Fucking finally! Let's go.
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: good
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Danica: #unmarked #unblemished
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 4
x love squared: *Edward is limping*
metrolite: another 2 pls
metrolite: *Levi's enjoying seeing him in pain*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Levi: He's faking it for attention. Pathetic.
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 3 from the SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bobby: That's FINE. #wolfpack right here. Storm chasers for life. *He coughs*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Us: Eh.
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 1 en route to the airport
x love squared: Nandi: These teams will eat our dust! Right babe?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: JUST missing the shortcut
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 3 from their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: They take off as well!
metrolite: Tabitha: We'll get the shortcut.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Spaces 3 and 4: :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Francis/Maggie and Bert/Cassidy - two of the final 3 teams at the vineyard
x love squared: *Francis takes his shirt off*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cassidy: Holy sh--er, uhm. Nice.
x love squared: 1 3 20 50
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *His shorts are so low they're barely covering his junk*
metrolite: Bert: That's a beautiful man. I'm comfortable with my sexuality to say that.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 12 100-sided dice: 37 3 18 94 6 98 85 97 83 42 49 42
x love squared: They find one at 3!
metrolite: Bert: I'd lick the sweat from his torso.
metrolite: *Cassidy raises an eyebrow*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert: #nohomo
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Francis/Maggie race towards their SUV!
metrolite: aw yay
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: good
x love squared: Maggie: Love this man!
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
x love squared: one of TWO teams.
metrolite: *they're all over each other*
x love squared: 1 20 50
metrolite: aw
metrolite: come on!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 13 100-sided dice: 86 82 83 74 81 55 37 26 37 48 62 2 27
metrolite: hmm
x love squared: Cassidy: DAD. You're failing me! :-\
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 8 from the airport
metrolite: Bert: I don't know if I can do this anymore...
x love squared: They want that first flight!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Bert: I'm not cut out for the race or fatherhood. *he bolts*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Cassidy is forced to run the race alone*
metrolite: Lorelei: #FIRSTPLACE
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *we bring in Bethany as her partner* Cassidy: NO THANKS.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa!
x love squared: Whoa
x love squared: NOT fucking around
x love squared: *Nandi sneers at them*
x love squared: Zane and Juliet, at 1 heading to the airport
metrolite: Lorelei: Nope, the McCullough siblings do NOT fuck around. *she momentarily forgets she hates her brother*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston: That was... a moment for us. *They stare at each other for a split second and then look away*
metrolite: Lorelei: No one gets the shortcut until we're there, k?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Juliet: Come on boo boo!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: Traffic is bad today *the road's clear*
x love squared: Juliet: Omg you're two steps ahead of everyone! Brilliant <3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 6
metrolite: Juliet: It's all the construction I guess. *there's a single cone off to the side of the road miles ahead*
x love squared: Jacqui: Why aren't we there yet?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Nasrin: Because... you. LOL jk.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam
metrolite: Nasrin: Half-kidding.
x love squared: Cam: There's ONE other team here. We should probably hurry..
x love squared: 1 20 50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 13 100-sided dice: 83 14 21 76 19 19 61 15 1 2 63 43 47
metrolite: April: No duh. *she scoffs but then doesn't even try*
x love squared: And they find a clue at 1!
metrolite: aw
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cam: That was me, shocker!
metrolite: *Cassidy glares at Bert*
x love squared: They take off to their SUV
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: April: MY ANKLE.
x love squared: And they suffer a sprained ankle!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cam: WOW.
metrolite: Cam: More like CANKLE*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *she's writhing in pain*
x love squared: *It's swollen to the size of a basketball practically*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cam: Walk it off.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cam: You're already at like 250 pounds. What's a couple more to you?
metrolite: April: Carry me? *she makes a flirty-pouty face*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian at 4
x love squared: heading to their SUV
metrolite: Kerry: Let's pick it up, Lils. You can DO it!!!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 6
metrolite: Kerry: BETTER! smh
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: They head to the airport!
metrolite: Kerry: GREAT. heh
x love squared: Brenton: I feel like we should still get there first.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: they could
metrolite: #shortcut
x love squared: Beverly: I agree. Let's shock the world!
metrolite: brb really quick
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Amy/Danica, 4 from their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: oops
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao k
x love squared: when you get back.. Edward/Levi at 6/8
x love squared: Levi: We need to come ALIVE here. *Krewella nods*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Levi: It's the theme of the race or something.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Levi: *EXAGGERATED SIGH*
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz hop in their SUV and take off
x love squared: lulz if they get first
metrolite: lmao probably
metrolite:
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: heh
x love squared: they reach the airport in FIRST place
metrolite: seems about right
x love squared: and they gladly sign up for flight ONE
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: Nandi: That's more like it!
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 1
metrolite: Tabitha: SHORTCUT!
x love squared: Jeffrey: Someone just turned off that road - let's follow.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Tabitha: Nah. *She floors it and goes straight*
metrolite: Tabitha: That's just some random dude. OMG
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Francis/Maggie, at 3 heading to their SUV
x love squared: *Maggie is staring at his ass the whole way*
metrolite: Maggie: Let's get there and then hit the shortcut. Vey random.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Maggie: Step one, check. Step two..
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: they take off!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Maggie: Whoa, what are you doing?
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy still at the vineyard :-( 20 and 50 remain
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 14 100-sided dice: 91 42 23 94 25 36 15 1 54 33 61 69 34 62
metrolite: Cassidy: We'll just stop here and take Flight 3.
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: Cassidy: #marked #shittyfather #killmenow
metrolite: Bert: Sounds good to me. *he lights up a joint*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei reach the airport and sign up for FLIGHT ONE!
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, at 2
metrolite: *they hug and pull away quickly, going their separate ways in the terminal*
x love squared: Juliet: One more one, baby, and your plan will work out! <3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They blow by the shortcut! Ouch
metrolite: Juliet: Oh. *her smile falters*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Juliet: Aren't you from California? :-)
metrolite: *Zane is taking videos of himself driving*
x love squared: *She shakes angrily before smiling*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui and Nasrin, 8 from the airport
metrolite: Juliet: That's... not... SAFE! *her voice goes really high*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Both of them: WTF.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: wtf are some of these teams doing
x love squared: April/Cam at 2/8
x love squared: Cam: Do I need to put you in a freaking wheelbarrow?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Cam: Flight 3. *he sits down*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April: Soldiering on! Like my level 55 Paladin in World of Warcraft.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian, 2 from their SUV
metrolite: *Cam brightens and they talk WOW briefly*
x love squared: they're taking a while too
metrolite: Kerry: HURRY UP, LILS.
metrolite: Kerry: I BELIEVE IN YOU. (ugh)
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Lillian: This trail is dangerous! I'm walking.
metrolite: Kerry: Omg... what a trooper! (rme)
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bev/Brenton, at 1/15
metrolite: Beverly: Shortcut here, BB.
x love squared: Beverly: Drive for your Auntie Bev! *She pats him on the back and they laugh*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: aw Brian's dad calls him BB...those are his initials, lol
metrolite: whoa!
x love squared: They reach the airport!
metrolite: random ass flight 1
x love squared: Beverly: You are the light of my life. Love ya!
x love squared: aw yep
metrolite: Roxanne: Wonderful.
x love squared: They join Bobby/Aziz and Preston/Lorelei
x love squared: TWO spots left on that flight
metrolite: Nandi: OH HELL NO
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Amy/Danica, 3 from their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Danica: I'M DRIVING.
metrolite: Danica: YES. Claiming Flight 1.
x love squared: Amy: Great. I think we've found the crazy/psychotic bitch of the season. *She sighs*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: And they reach the airport! Whoa
x love squared: Danica: :-)
metrolite: Amy: Wtf
x love squared: Flight one for them!
metrolite: Amy: I literally just buckled my seatbelt. I... you... uhh
x love squared: Danica: Had to run over about 6-7 pedestrians to make it that fast, but who gives a fuck.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi reach their SUV
x love squared: and take off to the airport!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: if they make it that would be hilarious
metrolite: omg
metrolite: that would be
metrolite: but nope, they FAIL
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, 3 from the airport
x love squared: Nandi: Okay - I need gold medalist Josh here...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw
x love squared: And they snag the last tickets for flight ONE~
metrolite: Nandi: That's my Hercules <3
metrolite: aw really random assortment
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 7/15
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Tabitha: Oh well. Guaranteed flight two I guess :-\
x love squared: Francis/Maggie, at 1
metrolite: Jeffrey: Always settling for less, I guess :-\
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Maggie: What are we doing?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *Francis is reversing down the side of the road*
x love squared: Maggie: ...
metrolite: *he has his hand down her jeans* Francis: IDK
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Francis: Wanna get freaky with the cameras rolling?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Maggie's friends from back home: ...
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
metrolite: Maggie: We're in a race... but okay sure.
x love squared: still at the vineyard
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: 20 50
x love squared: Cassidy: Practically our ages.
metrolite: Cassidy: I can't do this alone!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 14 100-sided dice: 27 74 3 39 65 45 62 59 69 97 73 69 51 5
x love squared: wow
metrolite: *she's freaking out, popping all the balloons in a tearful rage*
x love squared: Zane/Juliet at 5
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Bert is laughing*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: geez
x love squared: omg, they're slow
x love squared: April/Cam at 4 heading to their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Cam: Fucking beluga whale. *He's seething*
metrolite: yup, they might be that team that does challenges quickly but travels SLOW as fuck
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April: Wow, you seem so different from the guy I talk to online. :-\
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian hop in their SUV - off to the airport!
metrolite: April: And I guess you are, minus 6 inches (probably more if we count little Cam)
x love squared: lmfao
metrolite: Lillian: We made it. Let's buckle up and get there in one piece!
metrolite: Kerry: Riiight
x love squared: April, conf: Honestly, I don't think that little thing could pleasure me if he tried.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: Lillian: You're going over the speed limit!
x love squared: Lillian: Slow down!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 1
metrolite: Lillian: Maniac!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 7-sided dice: 4 1
metrolite: oops
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Levi: You moron!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward: Stop queening out! We're getting there..
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 2 away
metrolite: Levi: Yeah, getting there nearly dead last.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha: Amping up the drama! Haha. *She swerves in and out of traffic*
metrolite: geez these middle of the pack teams have been crawling the last three or so rolls
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey: Your wild side is creeping back out..
x love squared: Francis and Maggie, at 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: They hit the shortcut!
metrolite: Tabitha: NO! I'm a responsible wardrobe assistant on Good Luck, Charlie.
x love squared: *Francis lights up a cig* Francis: that was goooood
metrolite: Jeffrey: Uh, okay? I mean those two things don't really go together... but whatever.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They're on Flight 2
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: random
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy at the balloon
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 14 100-sided dice: 36 58 20 81 71 62 59 78 88 33 80 27 98 25
metrolite: aw lol
x love squared: they finally take off!
metrolite: *they get Flight 2*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet at 8 heading to the airport
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Juliet: I see it in the distance! Great navigating! <3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 5 away
metrolite: Zane: lol thx. my twitter followers have been giving me directions.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: The producers: Yep. We're allowing it.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin get on flight two!
x love squared: April/Cam, 3 from their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Kerry/Lillian at 7
metrolite: April: My ankle feels slightly better. *she attempts to walk but collapses*
x love squared: come on <3
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: ugh!
x love squared: THREE spots left on F2
metrolite: FLKAFDAKL
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 8
metrolite: one of these teams better get flight 2
metrolite: SEVEN.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: hmm k
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha claim spots on Flight 2
metrolite: aw
metrolite: Tabitha: Seems right for us.
x love squared: Two spots left!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, 3 from their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, 3 from the airport
x love squared: Zane: Ok, this airport always confuses me, lol..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: Juliet: Heh. No worries. We'll work as a team. *he turns off without consulting her*
x love squared: *He drives straight into a concourse, as people jump out of the way to avoid getting hit*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: Whatever, you got us there!!!
x love squared: Zane/Juliet are on flight two!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: I've never been on a plane before!
x love squared: April/Cam reach their SUV and take off!
metrolite: omg
metrolite: if they get a shortcut, lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmfao
x love squared: They book tickets on flight TWO!
x love squared: wow
x love squared: Meaning Kerry/Lillian, Edward/Levi, and Bert/Cassidy settle for flight three
metrolite: wow
metrolite: GREAT START.
x love squared: Levi: at least we're with the #marked team?
metrolite: Lorelei: Yeah, thank God you have us.
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Let's check for delays
x love squared: could shake things up
metrolite: Lorelei: Flight one is taking off early. WEIRD!
x love squared: Flight 1... DELAYS?!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 9
x love squared: Almost!
metrolite: Lorelei: Yup, early.
metrolite: You: NO.
x love squared: Lorelei: One of the flight attendants' water broke. No big deal.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Flight 2.... DELAYS?!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 1
metrolite: Lorelei: We gave her parachute. It's taken care of.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: and Flight 3...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 9
metrolite: LAX: Very true to real life. *they nod*
x love squared: *Flight 1 lands in Salta on a gorgeous, sunny day*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Argentina: Welcome, Americans!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, Preston/Lorelei, Beverly/Brenton, Amy/Danica, Josh/Nandi
metrolite: Lorelei: Don't cry for m--
metrolite: Argentina: stfu
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Josh and Nandi RACE out first
metrolite: Nandi: YES!
x love squared: makes sense
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Not fair. They get handicapped seats near the front....
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nandi: #bionicwoman
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They tear open their next clue
metrolite: Christina Aguilera: Yes, you are!
x love squared: Josh: Lorelei is salty in Salta. Get over it! *he laughs*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
Clue: Now run (5-sided dice) exactly three OR four spaces to a nearby parking garage where race-provided SUVs await. Your next clue is attached to the steering wheel.
x love squared: They take off to the parking garage
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: Lorelei: Leg cramp? Oh wait, wood or metal or w/e doesn't cramp
x love squared: *They somehow wind back up where they started*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: PRESTON.
x love squared: Nandi: Hey guys :-)
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
metrolite: Brenton: This seems very easy...
x love squared: Brenton: Cheer up, everyone. Argentina, woop woop!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *A light shines on them*
metrolite: Brenton: Yup.
metrolite: Brenton: Simple.
x love squared: They tear open their next clue!
metrolite: *he let's Beverly drive because she's never driven such a nice car before*
x love squared: lmao
Clue: From one Santa Barbara to another. Drive yourselves 13 spaces through the scenic Salta Province to the nearby village of Santa Bárbara. Once there, search the main road of the village for a woman at a fruit stand who will hand you your next clue.
>>To spot this woman, simply roll an '8' on two 10-sided dice.
x love squared: They head to Argentina's version of Santa Barbara
x love squared: 13 away
metrolite: Santa Bárbara: Santa Bárbara*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Amy/Danica
x love squared: looking for their SUV
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: FOUR rounds left for Flight 2
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 1, Bobby/Aziz at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Josh/Nandi take off!
x love squared: Nandi: See ya, guys! :-)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: Preston: Hm, we seem to be unable to move to follow them...
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Lorelei: Right?
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: They take off!
metrolite: *they stand there with a camera pointing at them until it's their turn*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Aziz: What kind of shitty car is this?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *Beverly grimaces from afar*
metrolite: Bobby: More like shitty driver.