Post by The Philiminator on May 30, 2013 13:32:38 GMT -8
metrolite: I really didn't think of what team to pick up either. >___<
x love squared: I don't want to lose another good team this leg! :-(
x love squared: aw that's right
x love squared: who have you narrowed it down to?
metrolite: I haven't.
metrolite: Hmm
metrolite: wow
metrolite: too many options tbh
x love squared: Aziz: Go with us then!
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Basically everyone but them.
metrolite: OMG NO IDEA
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: I just realized Juliet looks like a friend of Brian's
metrolite: Juliet: A sign!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Juliet: Be my "Romeo"
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Me: And Josh looks so much like me! Ugh, what to do.
x love squared: Jacqui: Whoa whoa WHOA. You just lost a f/f team so it only makes sense...
metrolite: You: ....
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: you're right
metrolite: I was thinking that too.
metrolite: It does make the most sense.
x love squared: You: To choose BERT and CASSIDY.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: Wtf
metrolite: they were kinda fun last leg (B/C)
metrolite: I could work with them.
x love squared: and don't forget the two EP teams - Beverly/Brenton, April/Cam
metrolite: I still like Francis/Maggie too.
metrolite: Right.
x love squared: You: So yeah, basically everyone but one team :-(
metrolite: I feel like I would be willing to pick up B/B but there are a few teams ahead of them in my order... :-\
metrolite: I like A/C less but I think they have potential to be funny
metrolite: ugh
x love squared: and Jeffrey/Tabitha are so adorable
x love squared: tough call!
metrolite: I feel like I'm going to lose another team here, so I probably shouldn't over think this
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *the team I pick up goes which becomes a trend*
x love squared: Nandi: Don't forget this team of comeback kids :-)
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Um, that was us. You were more like the fallback kids.
x love squared: Lorelei: You mean going from first place, to last, then barely surviving? Yep, that's you two :-)
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Okay. Jacqui/Nasrin. Francis/Maggie. Bert/Cassidy. Zane/Juliet.
metrolite: those are the four I'm choosing between
metrolite: Let's knock out B/C
metrolite: Bert: :-\
x love squared: lmao okay
x love squared: *You snuff their torch*
metrolite: wow this really shouldn't be so hard
metrolite: I mean, whoever cast this deserves an Emmy
x love squared: Francis/Maggie would be an interesting choice
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: I'd be interested to see how they turn out under your tutelage
x love squared: *They really do just go right away*
metrolite: yeah, I feel like they have room to develop more of an identity
metrolite: I like J/N too but I have reservations for some reason
metrolite: okay
metrolite: I've made a decision
metrolite: FRANCIS/MAGGIE
metrolite: it's a bit random but they called to me heavily at the start
x love squared: ooh
x love squared: that is a bit of a shocker for me, but I LOVE surprises
x love squared: cute
metrolite: there must be a reason! *they come in second to last for a couple legs then go at the final 8 very unceremoniously*
x love squared: so Preston/Lorelei, Edward/Levi, Francis/Maggie
metrolite: Me: It was MTB (meant to be).
metrolite: You: Riiight
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: starring those teams again so I don't accidentally go for them, heh
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Francis: Good. We were sub-par under your rolls. Kyle will take us to the next level.
metrolite: Me: This means I get to feel up Francis, right? *Maggie glares at me*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Alright, let's RACE.
metrolite: yay
x love squared: *Krewella's ALIVE wakes the racers to begin this second leg*
x love squared: Krewella: :-)
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Krewella: Love$ it.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Ke$ha: "Come On," that shit's lame
metrolite: Us: We actually paid a flat fee so you don't get more money for every time it's played. *we nod at our lawyers*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Welcome back to the Patios de Cafayate Winery in Argentina :-)
x love squared: Phil: The first pit stop in a race around the world!
metrolite: *everyone cheers*
metrolite: Phil: STOP. Not yet.
x love squared: Phil: Beverly and Brenton, the first team to arrive *They grin at their Express Pass as Roxanne rolls her eyes* will depart FIRST
x love squared: Beverly: This EP is a symbol of our bond!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They gleefully open up their next clue
Clue: Drive yourselves 11 spaces to the Cafayate Town Square. Once there, search for the marked waiting area where your next clue awaits.
>>Teams traveling on space 3 will find themselves lost in Cafayate for 1-6 rounds.
>>To spot the waiting area at the Town Square, roll a '1' on two 9-sided dice per round.
metrolite: yikes 1-6 rounds
x love squared: They head to the Town Square, 11 spaces away
x love squared: Beverly: Watch out, hon. Something odd is going on at space 3...
metrolite: that's pleasant looking
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: April/Cam take off in second!
metrolite: April: Let's at least try to get along. For fuck's sake.
x love squared: Cam, confessional: We need to quit our bickering and work together as a team.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April: I JUST SAID THAT
metrolite: Cam: Sounds... good. *they stare at each other*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: *they both bite their tongues*
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei take off!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: yay
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: #goodstart
x love squared: Zane and Juliet take off in FOURTH place
x love squared: Zane: Let's crack that top 3 today!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Juliet coyly smiles at the camera*
x love squared: Edward and Levi take off in fifth place
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: k
metrolite: Levi: I'm with April, we really should pull--
metrolite: *Edward blasts "Golddigger"*
metrolite: Levi: Uhh
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Levi: I speed when I'm PISSED.
x love squared: Edward: Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she ain't messin with a broke nig--*Levi covers his mouth*
metrolite: *he slams the car into a fruit stand*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Valentina: DIOS MIO
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off
x love squared: after an exhausting first leg
metrolite: 3: Hello?
x love squared: Aziz: Right? #sympathy #americasfaves
metrolite: 3: So loney~
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: And they IMMEDIATELY get lost in Cafayate
metrolite: Valentina: Not that hard rly. No sense of direction I guess.
x love squared: Bill Murray: in translation* Oh..
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Lost for..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
metrolite: ouch!
x love squared: FIVE rounds. Ouch
metrolite: they have... strange luck
x love squared: yeah
x love squared: really good or really awful
metrolite: yup, lol
x love squared: Francis/Maggie take off
metrolite: Francis: It feels like a new day... *he yawns revealing a few inches of stomach*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Maggie: Oh MY. Pull over!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: aww
x love squared: Your teams are NOT fucking around
metrolite: *I nod at my newly purchased dice manipulator*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: You: Best ten bucks I ever spent
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, the LAST f/f team in the race, take off
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: Nasrin: It's time to buck up and represent for the women out there!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi take off
x love squared: Nandi: Let's go. I have an axe to grind.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: One behind us. :]
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy take off!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Nandi is fuming already*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert: Let's go... we still have that mark on us?!
x love squared: Cassidy: No, dad... ugh
metrolite: 3: Hungry for more!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: whoa lmao
x love squared: You: :-)
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: weird
x love squared: They get LOST in Cafayate for...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
metrolite: *I start trying to do this every time but it never works again*
x love squared: 3 rounds
metrolite: Bert: Ah, now we're marked again.
x love squared: while Jeffrey/Tabitha take off in last
metrolite: Cassidy: Omg
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert: We work better #marked! Right team?!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: *Cassidy's ten feet away asking for directions*
x love squared: Tabitha: Started from the bottom... still at the bottom. K.
metrolite: Bert: Team?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 7! Four from the Town Square..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Brenton: Crosswalk.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Roxanne: Ooh! They goofed!!!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Brenton is seen helping an older senile woman cross the street*
x love squared: April/Cam at 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: *They blow by two teams clearly lost*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 6
metrolite: Lorelei: FIVE. We need to get there.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw
x love squared: and Preston/Lorelei search for the waiting area at Town Square!
x love squared: Lorelei: Look for some hideous red/yellow markings. Typical of this low budget show.
metrolite: *they blew through the crosswalk nearly hitting that old lady and Brenton*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 8 1
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Lorelei: THERE. I see hideous colors.
x love squared: They immediately SPOT it and tear open their next clue!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Preston: They really do clash. Not the logo to my business.
metrolite: *Lorelei turns bright pink*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: omfg
Clue: It's now time to wait for the Chasqui. Every three rounds, the town's chasqui, or mailman on horseback, will deliver clues to two teams currently at the waiting area. He will randomly select the two teams, who may immediately proceed to their next destination. The Chasqui will begin handing out clues in three rounds.
x love squared: And they wait 3 rounds for the Town's Chasqui to deliver their next clue!
metrolite: Preston: Great, good thing we rushed here. *he glares at her*
x love squared: Lorelei: This Cuntsquee better get here supa fast! :-(
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet at 1
metrolite: lol
metrolite: *they get a 2*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: Juliet: We have a map :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 7!
metrolite: Juliet: That's why we stopped at one. We were getting a map from a kiosk at a rest area. My idea.
metrolite: Zane: One?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Juliet: Yup. Mile marker one. *She nods*
metrolite: Levi: Heh. Traffic. I think someone hit an old lady?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Bobby and Aziz are seen in a shoddy pool hall begging for directions*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Francis/Maggie at 7
metrolite: *two minutes later they're seen in a very intense game of pool with two locals* Their cameraman: You think we should get going?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Francis: Uh... *Maggie's head pops up*
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 5.
metrolite: The audience: OMG
x love squared: Nasrin: Hurry so we can see the Chasqui in three rounds.
x love squared: *Verna smiles*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: Verna: Need to help the ladies.
metrolite: aw
x love squared: They arrive and search for the marked waiting area!
metrolite: Verna: Here's the waiting area.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Lorelei is seen watching them, hidden behind a bush*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 3 4
metrolite: *She pays a local to give them the wrong directions*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 5
metrolite: Lorelei: 5? Wow!
x love squared: *Nandi sticks her head out the window, barking at a local for directions*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh: Be careful! *They drive into a narrow alleyway, almost decapitating her*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Why stop there?
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at ONE
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: omg if they get a two
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmfao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: slow as fuck
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 10
x love squared: so they arrive and search for the waiting area
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 5 3
x love squared: April/Cam, at 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: Lorelei: It is hard to find... considering I graffiti'd the fuck out of it.
x love squared: They arrive and search for the waiting area as well
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 5 6
x love squared: Lorelei: :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *She bought some potted plants to further conceal the area*
x love squared: TWO rounds for the Chasqui's arrival
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, at 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 9
metrolite: *Lorelei pulls out a Visa card* The producers: We'll pretend we didn't see that.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: aw
x love squared: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 7 2
x love squared: Francis/Maggie, at 8
x love squared: almost there!
x love squared: Maggie: Let's just arrive. Every round counts! :-\
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Francis: Obviously. Pulling in now.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Francis: Perfect!
metrolite: Francis: Front row parking spot.
x love squared: And they search!
metrolite: *he's parked illegally in an emergency zone*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 9 8
metrolite: Maggie: 9-8=1
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin continue looking
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: Help us out, Verna
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 1 7
x love squared: And Jacqui spots it!
metrolite: Lorelei: Ugh. Fucking Verna.
x love squared: They wait with Preston/Lorelei
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Lorelei paints on a super fake smile* Lorelei: Ladies! Hey!
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Probably
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 10
metrolite: Lorelei: Welcome! *she hugs them both*
x love squared: so they arrive and search
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 7 3
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at TWO
x love squared: Tabitha: Not making the same mistake those two teams did!
metrolite: Tabitha: Just don't get a one.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw
metrolite: Jeffrey: Of course not. We're on our way.
x love squared: Jeffrey: Why do you go extremely slowly and them randomly accelerate to 60 mph in a residential area?
metrolite: *they arrive and find it right away*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and April/Cam at the waiting area
x love squared: Beverley: Express Pass!
metrolite: geez
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Brenton: Nooo
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 2 9
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 3
metrolite: Beverly: It is TOO hot for this shit *she fans herself*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: the CHASQUI is arriving next round
metrolite: Brenton: Aren't you from Texas? Get over it
metrolite: Roxanne: Tell 'er, Brenty!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet at 10
metrolite: Lorelei: Next round? Gee, where do I sign up for this job? I want to work someplace I can come and go whenever I fucking please.
x love squared: so they arrive and search
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Preston: Mom says you did do that. Heh.
x love squared: Preston: Basically sounds like your life tbh
metrolite: Preston: It's in her will where she says she doesn't trust you with the business.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 1 2
metrolite: aw
x love squared: and ZANE spots the waiting area!
x love squared: Lorelei: LINE UP behind us please.
x love squared: Edward/Levi search as well!
metrolite: Juliet: Those beautiful peepers have perfect vision! 20/20 baby!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 4 8
metrolite: heh
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Two more teams scour the Town Square for the waiting area
x love squared: Francis/Maggie and Josh/Nandi
metrolite: aw
x love squared: The Chasqui: Better hurry up, y'all
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 2 4
metrolite: hm okay
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 1 5
x love squared: Josh spots it!
metrolite: Lorelei: Heh.
x love squared: Nandi: Top of the morning :-)
x love squared: *She tips her imaginary hat*
metrolite: Nandi: Is there a special handicap line? *she grins at Lorelei*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 8
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: They search for the waiting area!
metrolite: Jeffrey: Um
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Jeffrey: You need help driving.
x love squared: *Tabitha crashes into a food stand*
metrolite: Jeffrey: Don't make America think the stereotype--Asian women drivers--is true.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 2 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Tabitha spots the waiting area!
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and April/Cam
metrolite: *their car explodes in the distance. Tabitha doesn't even notice*
x love squared: both searching for it!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 3 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 5 8
metrolite: wow these teams are BLOWING it
x love squared: and just like that, the CHASQUI gallups into Town Square
metrolite: Lorelei: Bienvenidos!
x love squared: He randomly chooses TWO teams at the waiting area
x love squared: who will receive their next clue
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: We formed a line, Chas.
x love squared: Lorelei: Americans are very orderly, right guys? :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The Chasqui grumbles to himself and chooses..
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, Jacqui/Nasrin, Zane/Juliet, Josh/Nandi, Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: two 5-sided dice please
metrolite: Chasqui: Who is this firecracker? *he takes Tabitha's hand and kisses it*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Chasqui: I'd deliver you my mail any day ;-)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 5-sided dice: 4 5
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Jeffrey/Tabitha receive their next clue!
metrolite: Lorelei: No, the line starts up here. You have it backwards.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Chasqui: Sorry ma'am
x love squared: Lorelei: Wow! Immigrants...
x love squared: Chasqui: I'm from here.
metrolite: Chasqui: Blinded by this beautiful East Asian moonfaced doll.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *Tabitha blushes*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha tear open their next clue!
metrolite: eek one sec
Detour: BOIL MY WATER or LIGHT MY FIRE? In "Boil My Water," teams must drive 17 spaces to a tiny nearby village. Once there, they must assemble a complex solar kitchen in order to help a family survive the high desert climate. Once the solar kitchen has been assembled and the team can successfully boil a kettle of water, the village elder will hand the team their next clue.
>>Once at the village, start by gathering all parts of the solar kitchen from a nearby truck. Roll a number in every tens column by using two 99-sided dice per round. Once all parts have been gathered, assemble the solar kitchen by rolling two dice (two 50-sided dice) that surround the following numbers, in order: 15-34-22-8, keep going if successful. Rolling the actual digit (8 and 40, for instance, for the final part) does not count. Finally, boil a kettle of water by rolling a 10-sided, 14-sided, and 18-sided dice in the same turn, getting a higher (not equal) number each time.
In "Light My Fire," teams will drive 3 spaces to a nearby riverbank. Once there, they will load 40 pieces of firewood onto a donkey. Then, teams will transport the firewood-laden donkey on foot to a distant pottery shop whose furnace's flame is slowly dying out. The potter will gladly exchange the firewood for the team's next clue.
>>To load the firewood, roll a 4-sided dice. Each time you roll one of the maximum two numbers (in this case, '3' or '4') you will add +2 to your next turn's roll (6-sided dice). Each time you roll one of the minimum two numbers ('1' or '2') you will lose -2 to your next turn's roll, to a minimum of 4-sided dice. Once all 40 pieces of firewood are loaded, you may walk the donkey. Roll a 3-sided dice prior to each turn, '3' meaning the donkey refuses to budge for the round. If the donkey moves, roll 4-sided dice all the way to the pottery shop at 13.
x love squared: And it's a DETOUR.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha deliberate between Boil My Water and Light My Fire
x love squared: The Chasqui: I'd do either for ya ;-)
x love squared: They go with..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Light My Fire! They head to the riverbank 3 spaces away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi pick a detour.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: SO over Iowa City
x love squared: Light My Fire as well. Off to the riverbank 3 away
metrolite: yet another siren is going off
x love squared: lmao omg
x love squared: sounds like a fucking warzone
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: this place has the worst weather I've ever encountered
metrolite: it's super humid and there are gnats everywhere now
metrolite: we had like two weeks of actual nice spring-like weather
x love squared: They arrive at the riverbank and immediately start loading 40 pieces of firewood onto a donkey.
x love squared: ew
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: good thing the siren is only for a severe t-storm and not a tornaod
metrolite: tornado*
x love squared: aw, is it raining heavily right now?
metrolite: nope... nothing
x love squared: I would be so afraid living there. Dark clouds and storms make me nervous
metrolite: which is what happens. it gets eerily dark but nothing happens
metrolite: and then all of sudden it starts storming out of nowhere
x love squared: Edward/Levi searching for the waiting area
metrolite: Oh (right when I typed that I heard thunder from a distance)?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 3 4
x love squared: Mother Nature: Don't tempt me, boo
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Francis/Maggie search for it as well
metrolite: Maggie: Oh, look a stand with beautiful native jewelry!
metrolite: *Francis sighs*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 1 6
metrolite: aw
x love squared: FRANCIS spots the waiting area
x love squared: and they join the others
metrolite: Francis: And behind it is the waiting area. Good job. *he gives her the credit*
x love squared: lmao aw
x love squared: Lorelei: Careful though, this guy has NO concept of what the word "line" means.
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at 3
x love squared: they finally head the right away
x love squared: way*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: lol geez
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and April/Cam, both looking for the waiting area
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 9
metrolite: Roxanne: WHORE
x love squared: Patrick: WHORES
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 4 7
metrolite: wow
metrolite: these two suck
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 2 from the riverbank
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: *they clutch their EPs*
x love squared: They arrive and immediately start loading firewood onto their donkey
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Tabitha: What an ass! *She smirks*
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, 1/40 loaded so far
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: and their roll increases to 6-sided!
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: searching for that waiting area
metrolite: omg
metrolite: find it!
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 7 2
x love squared: couple more attempts
x love squared: eke
metrolite: wow they keep getting that
x love squared: eek*
metrolite: Levi: Yup, trying to eke out our place in the race.
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at SIX
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert: The culture here is truly fascinating. And the women... oh my!
x love squared: *Cassidy gags*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and April/Cam
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 7 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 5 9
x love squared: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The Chasqui is coming again next round!
metrolite: Lorelei: Lazy bastard.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 1/40 firewood loaded so far
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: Josh/Nandi with 5/40 loaded
x love squared: Nandi: This is our beast of burden! *She throws a huge log onto the donkey's back*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: hm no idea what they're doing tbh
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: looking for the waiting area!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 7 3
metrolite: heh
x love squared: aw
metrolite: they keep getting 7s
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz are back on track at 3.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy arrive at the Town Square and they search for the waiting area!
x love squared: Cassidy: Let's GO. Look for a big group of people..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 3 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: seirously
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and April/Cam
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 9 8
metrolite: seriously*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 8 1
x love squared: Cam spots it!
metrolite: Lorelei: Damn. That heifer will draw everyone's attention to the waiting area.
x love squared: JUST as the Chasqui enters the Town Square again
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, Jacqui/Nasrin, Zane/Juliet, Francis/Maggie, April/Cam
x love squared: go ahead with two 5-sided dice again
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: at least ONE of my teams pls
metrolite: I bet none of them
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 5-sided dice: 1 2
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei and Jacqui/Nasrin receive clues!
metrolite: Lorelei: We deserve this. *She grabs it from him and runs away*
x love squared: Chasqui: Sorry, guys. Didn't know where the line started last time..
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei open up their DETOUR clue
metrolite: k let me read
x love squared: k
metrolite: Lorelei: Help a family? No effing way.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: I take it the two teams did the fire?
x love squared: yeah
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: I'm rereading the first one and I'm so confused by the directions
x love squared: lmao, which part?
metrolite: two dice (two 50-sided dice) that surround the following numbers, in order: 15-34-22-8, keep going if successful. Rolling the actual digit (8 and 40, for instance, for the final part) does not count.
x love squared: so for 15.... rolling a 12 and 23 would work
x love squared: since 15 is in between those
metrolite: ah okay
x love squared: then you'd move on to 34. 17 and 40 for instance, etc
x love squared: laggg
x love squared: k
metrolite: wow that sounds extremely hard
metrolite: would 12 and 35 be okay? or not because the 34?
x love squared: yup that would work!
metrolite: oh okay
metrolite: not as hard
x love squared: as long as the necessary number is in between (and not equal to) your roll
x love squared: lmao I'm curious to see how lopsided (or even) some of these detours this season are
x love squared: hopefully most of them are even
x love squared: You: Well, I'm not doing either. EXPRESS PASS.
metrolite: LOSE/LOSE
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: oh (now it's down pouring and thundering like crazy)?
x love squared: lmao eek
metrolite: cool 80 mph winds
x love squared: *Your house comes off the ground*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: k
x love squared: lol here it's 100% SUNNY. And hot
metrolite: how great for you
metrolite: LIGHT MY FIRE!
x love squared: I'd like something in the middle. moderate clouds with a light drizzle
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: okay
x love squared: The village families that needed help: Bitches :-)
metrolite: I'd like low 75ish, cloudy, low humidity. lol
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They head to the riverbank, 3 away!
metrolite: slight breeze
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: k
metrolite: Lorelei: TIRED.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin choose a detour as well
x love squared: Nasrin: Let's stick with the pack? Seems smart.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Jacqui: First smart thing you've said all race. Let's go
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They head to the riverbank 3 away!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: And they immediately start loading up firewood on their donkey!
x love squared: Ezekiel: Not too MUCH. I'm an older fellow.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 4/40 so far (6-sided)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
x love squared: while Josh/Nandi are on a roll, with 11/40 (8-sided)
x love squared: Nandi: These beasts can handle a lot.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nandi: Josh?!
x love squared: Edward/Levi searching for the waiting area
metrolite has left the room.
You have just entered room "legtwo."
metrolite has entered the room.
x love squared: WB
metrolite: Thanks.
x love squared: I'll repaste the clues
metrolite: Verna: Had to stop production because of a storm. Ready to go now.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Verna: We had everyone STOP and stay in place.
metrolite: Weird. Brian's home.
metrolite: K, I sent Brian out to see what's going on, lol
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Brian: Am I your servant or something? :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Okay. I think... Edward/Levi are up.
metrolite: k
x love squared: They're looking for the waiting area still ('1' on two 9-sided dice)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 3 6
metrolite: heh
metrolite: Oh, these two!
x love squared: Edward: SO humid after that storm.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 9
metrolite: Levi: You are such a queen.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao geez
x love squared: in a bad luck streak atm
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, also looking for the waiting area
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 1 7
x love squared: And they wait for the Chasqui!
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, still looking for the waiting area as well
x love squared: despite being one of the FIRST teams there.
metrolite: when's that bastard coming anyway?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 4 8
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: 2 rounds still
metrolite: Lorelei: I hope he never comes again tbh.
x love squared: *The teams all frown*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston and Lorelei, 2 from the riverbank
x love squared: after their glorious roll of 1 last round
metrolite: Preston: Let's get there?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Is this how you manage? Say it with a little conviction.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Preston: Let's get there.
x love squared: Lorelei: We're already there! You're so behind.
metrolite: Lorelei: Actually, let's see how you manage this donkey. This should be a good test
x love squared: And they start piling firewood onto the donkey!
metrolite: Preston: Um, I'm running a real estate company...
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Lorelei: Don't care. This is very applicable.
metrolite: Astrid: Hello, hello. Let's please do this quickly. I have a baby at home.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: Astrid: Not so great.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Astrid: Did you even load any onto me? :-)
metrolite: Lorelei: Show this bitch who's boss.
metrolite: Astrid: Bitch? Now that' s not necessary
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Astrid: I'll be sure to fuck you two over later on :-)
metrolite: I'm sure she will, lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 3/40 firewood loaded
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
metrolite: gee
metrolite: z
x love squared: whoa, increasing that dice roll
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 7/40
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
x love squared: them too!
metrolite: Lorelei: EVERYONE else is adding +2 to their rolls. What are you doing, P-dawg?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston: +2? What?!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, with 12/40
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
x love squared: Theirs keeps dropping
metrolite: Aw, but they had a nice little run.
x love squared: Lorelei: Not surprising. *She grins at Nandi*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi still looking for that waiting area.
metrolite: Nandi: You have TWO.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 1 6
metrolite: yay!
x love squared: Aw
x love squared: They get in the Chasqui "line"
metrolite: Levi: Chachi, we're here!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: TWO teams still looking for the waiting area
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 4 3
x love squared: Brenton: We're SO lost. *They're in the wrong town*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, with 2/40 loaded
metrolite: Preston: Listen up, Ass-trid. LOL
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Astrid: That tired joke? *she kicks*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston: Shut up before you get a log up your ass.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: This is NOT going well. Your employees should be scared.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 8/40
metrolite: *Lorelei's actually just sitting there not helping*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: NOT us. Working together quite well, eh Nas?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 13/40 so far
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
x love squared: Whoa
x love squared: on a roll!
metrolite: aw
metrolite: damn
metrolite: Lorelei: Ah, Japanese efficiency.
x love squared: *They start juggling firewood and launching them onto their donkey*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, 14/40
x love squared: slowing down quite a bit
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Nandi: Picking UP steam. We hate consistency
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Last shot for these next two teams
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 8 2
metrolite: FAILURES.
x love squared: Neither make it to the Chasqui in time!
metrolite: Beverly: Seriously. #EP
x love squared: oh (five teams each time at the Chasqui)?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: aw yup
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, Francis/Maggie, April/Cam, Bert/Cassidy, Edward/Levi
metrolite: Maggie: Please, Lord Chasqui!
x love squared: April: OUR TURN ffs.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Go ahead to see who he picks!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Z/J too
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 5-sided dice: 4 1
metrolite: hm okay
x love squared: Zane/Juliet and Bert/Cassidy!
metrolite: Oh (none of my teams)?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy choose a detour!
x love squared: Bert: I think the Chasqui liked me. :-D
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They go with..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Cassidy: Yeah, maybe he could sense a fellow alcoholic, deadbeat dad
x love squared: Light My Fire!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Boil My Water: :-(
x love squared: Off to the riverbank, 3 away!
metrolite: Those families: How very American of you all
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Zane/Juliet pick
x love squared: Juliet: Let's be originals and go with the other one?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Those families: Maybe we should elect a dictator then you'd probably be stepping in right away, eh?
x love squared: Zane: Okay. I don't really care.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The families: ZANELOVE.
metrolite: *he's staring at himself in a mirror and filming it*
x love squared: Juliet: And me? :-\
x love squared: Juliet: I'm the one that suggested this!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: The families: You won't be of much use. You can watch the kids while he does the work
x love squared: They head to the village, 17 away
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: The families: Hurry up :-)
metrolite: The families: QUICKER! We need you.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The families: DEHYDRATED. DYING. *They have a cooler filled with bottled water*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 3/40 firewood loaded
x love squared: 4-sided still
metrolite: Astrid: Yup, STILL. *She scoffs*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: yay
x love squared: Lorelei: How you like that, Assy?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Astrid: Feels good. Love strength training.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 10/40, 6-sided
metrolite: Astrid: Hon, I want YOU to succeed. That way I can go home to my babies. Being a working mom is SO hard.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
x love squared: They're slowing down as well
x love squared: America: Makes sense.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: America: If it were a camel, surely Nasrin would be dominating
x love squared: America: Next round one of them will breakdown into tears.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, on a ROLL. 21/40
x love squared: 10-sided
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 10
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: damn
metrolite: they are amazing
metrolite: they're going to be so far ahead
x love squared: Their donkey: Damn, give a bitch a heads up when you chuck 10 at me!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, 18/40, 6-sided
x love squared: *Nandi is practically beating her donkey with this wood*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
metrolite: *their donkey's the size of an elephant* The other teams: Not fair.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and Bev/Brenton
metrolite: failing miserably
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 8 9
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 2 1
x love squared: aw good
metrolite: these were two teams who were way ahead at this point last time
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton join the Chasqui teams
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: *Bobby/Aziz sneak in at the last moment and get a clue right away from the Chasqui*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: probably
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy reach the riverbank and start loading up with firewood
metrolite: whoever leaves there last is going to be so behind :-\
x love squared: Isis: Mkay. Let's get 'er done.
metrolite: Cassidy: A little manual labor will do us well.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: Isis: Very good! You're much better at this than my owner.
metrolite: Cassidy: I feel invigorated! My deaf students would be so proud!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *she signs to them*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Bert: Are you having a seizure?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert: Stop, these people will think you're retarded or something.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, 15 from the village
metrolite: *Her mouth drops*
x love squared: taking a risk by choosing the "other" detour
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: Juliet: I hope there's a Wendy's in this village.
x love squared: and going slow as hell
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 7/40 (6)
metrolite: It might pay off
metrolite: we shall see
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
metrolite: aww
x love squared: Astrid: Yes! *She moans*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Astrid: I get to see my babies!
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 12/40 (4)
x love squared: Nasrin: We have no rhythm, Jac.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Jacqui: Keep being negative. It seems to help
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 31/40 (12)
metrolite: Nasrin: Will do, you jackal-faced shrew.
x love squared: beasting tbh
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 12-sided die: 3
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: #failures
x love squared: Tabitha: W/e. Keeping that 12-sided though.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: Not even
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, 24/40 (8)
x love squared: also making good time
metrolite: Ah yes, they're dice number is coolface
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
x love squared: until THAT.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: their dice value keeps going up and down
x love squared: k
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 1
x love squared: they join the Chasqui teams!
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: omggg
metrolite: Levi: Oh hell no.
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: 5 teams there each time
x love squared: Chasqui: Loves it.
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, 4/40 (6)
x love squared: Isis: Keep it coming, my little firewood stars <3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Isis: Yesss!
metrolite: *they get the max every time*
x love squared: Isis: Giving me LIFE rn.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert: Our donkey is very flamboyant. I love it!
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, 13 from the village
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: Zane: Gotta save these families!
x love squared: America: What a hero
metrolite: Juliet: It's hot in here. Turn on the AC.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 13/40 (8 ) on a roll now!
metrolite: Lorelei: Don't fuck up, Preston. *she glares at him which makes him sweaty and nervous*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
x love squared: Astrid: Ugh, it's probably dinner time now and I'm still toiling in the fields. The life of a donkey *She sighs*
metrolite: Lorelei: Hmm.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: oh well, keeping that 8-sided at least
metrolite: aw does it go down or no?
metrolite: k
metrolite: good
x love squared: nope
x love squared: Jacqui/Nas, 16/40 (6)
x love squared: theirs has fluctuated each time
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
x love squared: and it does again!
metrolite: Nasrin: It works for us... *cough*
x love squared: Really struggling with their consistency
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: could finish here!
x love squared: 34/40
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 12-sided die: 12
x love squared: whoa
x love squared: And they immediately start walking the donkey 13 spaces to the pottery shop
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
metrolite: Jeffrey: Don't fuck us over, donkey.
x love squared: Good relationship with their donkey!
x love squared: Tabitha: No 'ass'holery here.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Tabitha: Faster though :-)
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, 25/40 (6)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: the CHASQUI arrives again
metrolite: aw :-\
metrolite: please one of my teams?
x love squared: Francis/Maggie, April/Cam, Edward/Levi, Beverly/Brenton, Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: go for it
metrolite: okay
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 5-sided dice: 1 3
x love squared: Bobby: Come on, bro!
metrolite: YES WHOA
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: *I nod at my dice manipulator*
x love squared: Francis/Maggie and Edward/Levi!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Francis/Maggie choose a detour!
metrolite: Me: I have to make it look like I'm struggling a little, k?
metrolite: LIGHT MY FIRE.
x love squared: poor last team - that'll suck
x love squared: okay
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: off to the riverbank, 3 away!
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lol
metrolite: whatev
x love squared: Edward/Levi choose a detour
metrolite: Maggie: At least we're not LAST.
metrolite: LIGHT MY FIRE
x love squared: lmao k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: The families: OMFG.
metrolite: Levi: YES.
x love squared: and Edward/Levi start loading their donkey with firewood!
metrolite: America: Bet the gays are good at working with ass.
x love squared: lmoa
x love squared: America: Wood and ass.
metrolite: Lorelei: Well, then Preston should be too.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: aw
metrolite: Edward: We work so well as a team *he grips Levi's arm tightly*
x love squared: Edward: When we want to be, we make an excellent team!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, 10/40 (8 )
x love squared: Cassidy: Keep it going, pops!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
metrolite: I like this because it means we don't have to bother rolling for those 3 teams & I get to go quicker
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, SIX from the village
x love squared: Zane: Hold on, we're making it here.
x love squared: *He slams on the gas*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: I think we made a mistake choosing this one. LOL Oh well.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Zane: You picked it
x love squared: Zane: Maybe if we had some DIRECTION we could have gotten there already and started.
x love squared: *He quickly regains his cool*
metrolite: Juliet: Yeah, where's Siri or w/e?
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 17/40 (8 )
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: I need my Tam Tam up in here. *she snorts*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *he glares at her*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
metrolite: hmm okay
metrolite: I'll take it.
x love squared: Juliet: Maybe we can Yahoo these directions? *She grimaces*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 18/40 (4)
x love squared: all over the damn place
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Zane: Are you fucking kidding or are you really as stupid as your disabled father? *her mouth hangs open*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Zane: jk
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 1/13 with their donkey
metrolite: That's one slow ass
x love squared: *Tabitha tries to hop on top of the donkey* Tabitha: Kidding! Haha
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
x love squared: The donkey: NOT funny, Shamoo.
metrolite: lmfao
x love squared: Tabitha: Wow, okay
x love squared: Jeffrey: Someone's a bit sensy.
metrolite: The donkey: I have a shit load of firewood up there. I don't need you raggedy ass too.
x love squared: I don't want to lose another good team this leg! :-(
x love squared: aw that's right
x love squared: who have you narrowed it down to?
metrolite: I haven't.
metrolite: Hmm
metrolite: wow
metrolite: too many options tbh
x love squared: Aziz: Go with us then!
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Basically everyone but them.
metrolite: OMG NO IDEA
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: I just realized Juliet looks like a friend of Brian's
metrolite: Juliet: A sign!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Juliet: Be my "Romeo"
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Me: And Josh looks so much like me! Ugh, what to do.
x love squared: Jacqui: Whoa whoa WHOA. You just lost a f/f team so it only makes sense...
metrolite: You: ....
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: you're right
metrolite: I was thinking that too.
metrolite: It does make the most sense.
x love squared: You: To choose BERT and CASSIDY.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: Wtf
metrolite: they were kinda fun last leg (B/C)
metrolite: I could work with them.
x love squared: and don't forget the two EP teams - Beverly/Brenton, April/Cam
metrolite: I still like Francis/Maggie too.
metrolite: Right.
x love squared: You: So yeah, basically everyone but one team :-(
metrolite: I feel like I would be willing to pick up B/B but there are a few teams ahead of them in my order... :-\
metrolite: I like A/C less but I think they have potential to be funny
metrolite: ugh
x love squared: and Jeffrey/Tabitha are so adorable
x love squared: tough call!
metrolite: I feel like I'm going to lose another team here, so I probably shouldn't over think this
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *the team I pick up goes which becomes a trend*
x love squared: Nandi: Don't forget this team of comeback kids :-)
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Um, that was us. You were more like the fallback kids.
x love squared: Lorelei: You mean going from first place, to last, then barely surviving? Yep, that's you two :-)
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Okay. Jacqui/Nasrin. Francis/Maggie. Bert/Cassidy. Zane/Juliet.
metrolite: those are the four I'm choosing between
metrolite: Let's knock out B/C
metrolite: Bert: :-\
x love squared: lmao okay
x love squared: *You snuff their torch*
metrolite: wow this really shouldn't be so hard
metrolite: I mean, whoever cast this deserves an Emmy
x love squared: Francis/Maggie would be an interesting choice
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: I'd be interested to see how they turn out under your tutelage
x love squared: *They really do just go right away*
metrolite: yeah, I feel like they have room to develop more of an identity
metrolite: I like J/N too but I have reservations for some reason
metrolite: okay
metrolite: I've made a decision
metrolite: FRANCIS/MAGGIE
metrolite: it's a bit random but they called to me heavily at the start
x love squared: ooh
x love squared: that is a bit of a shocker for me, but I LOVE surprises
x love squared: cute
metrolite: there must be a reason! *they come in second to last for a couple legs then go at the final 8 very unceremoniously*
x love squared: so Preston/Lorelei, Edward/Levi, Francis/Maggie
metrolite: Me: It was MTB (meant to be).
metrolite: You: Riiight
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: starring those teams again so I don't accidentally go for them, heh
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Francis: Good. We were sub-par under your rolls. Kyle will take us to the next level.
metrolite: Me: This means I get to feel up Francis, right? *Maggie glares at me*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Alright, let's RACE.
metrolite: yay
x love squared: *Krewella's ALIVE wakes the racers to begin this second leg*
x love squared: Krewella: :-)
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Krewella: Love$ it.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Ke$ha: "Come On," that shit's lame
metrolite: Us: We actually paid a flat fee so you don't get more money for every time it's played. *we nod at our lawyers*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Welcome back to the Patios de Cafayate Winery in Argentina :-)
x love squared: Phil: The first pit stop in a race around the world!
metrolite: *everyone cheers*
metrolite: Phil: STOP. Not yet.
x love squared: Phil: Beverly and Brenton, the first team to arrive *They grin at their Express Pass as Roxanne rolls her eyes* will depart FIRST
x love squared: Beverly: This EP is a symbol of our bond!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They gleefully open up their next clue
Clue: Drive yourselves 11 spaces to the Cafayate Town Square. Once there, search for the marked waiting area where your next clue awaits.
>>Teams traveling on space 3 will find themselves lost in Cafayate for 1-6 rounds.
>>To spot the waiting area at the Town Square, roll a '1' on two 9-sided dice per round.
metrolite: yikes 1-6 rounds
x love squared: They head to the Town Square, 11 spaces away
x love squared: Beverly: Watch out, hon. Something odd is going on at space 3...
metrolite: that's pleasant looking
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: April/Cam take off in second!
metrolite: April: Let's at least try to get along. For fuck's sake.
x love squared: Cam, confessional: We need to quit our bickering and work together as a team.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April: I JUST SAID THAT
metrolite: Cam: Sounds... good. *they stare at each other*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: *they both bite their tongues*
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei take off!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: yay
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: #goodstart
x love squared: Zane and Juliet take off in FOURTH place
x love squared: Zane: Let's crack that top 3 today!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Juliet coyly smiles at the camera*
x love squared: Edward and Levi take off in fifth place
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: k
metrolite: Levi: I'm with April, we really should pull--
metrolite: *Edward blasts "Golddigger"*
metrolite: Levi: Uhh
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Levi: I speed when I'm PISSED.
x love squared: Edward: Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she ain't messin with a broke nig--*Levi covers his mouth*
metrolite: *he slams the car into a fruit stand*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Valentina: DIOS MIO
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off
x love squared: after an exhausting first leg
metrolite: 3: Hello?
x love squared: Aziz: Right? #sympathy #americasfaves
metrolite: 3: So loney~
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: And they IMMEDIATELY get lost in Cafayate
metrolite: Valentina: Not that hard rly. No sense of direction I guess.
x love squared: Bill Murray: in translation* Oh..
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Lost for..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
metrolite: ouch!
x love squared: FIVE rounds. Ouch
metrolite: they have... strange luck
x love squared: yeah
x love squared: really good or really awful
metrolite: yup, lol
x love squared: Francis/Maggie take off
metrolite: Francis: It feels like a new day... *he yawns revealing a few inches of stomach*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Maggie: Oh MY. Pull over!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: aww
x love squared: Your teams are NOT fucking around
metrolite: *I nod at my newly purchased dice manipulator*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: You: Best ten bucks I ever spent
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, the LAST f/f team in the race, take off
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: Nasrin: It's time to buck up and represent for the women out there!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi take off
x love squared: Nandi: Let's go. I have an axe to grind.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: One behind us. :]
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy take off!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Nandi is fuming already*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert: Let's go... we still have that mark on us?!
x love squared: Cassidy: No, dad... ugh
metrolite: 3: Hungry for more!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: whoa lmao
x love squared: You: :-)
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: weird
x love squared: They get LOST in Cafayate for...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
metrolite: *I start trying to do this every time but it never works again*
x love squared: 3 rounds
metrolite: Bert: Ah, now we're marked again.
x love squared: while Jeffrey/Tabitha take off in last
metrolite: Cassidy: Omg
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert: We work better #marked! Right team?!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: *Cassidy's ten feet away asking for directions*
x love squared: Tabitha: Started from the bottom... still at the bottom. K.
metrolite: Bert: Team?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 7! Four from the Town Square..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Brenton: Crosswalk.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Roxanne: Ooh! They goofed!!!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Brenton is seen helping an older senile woman cross the street*
x love squared: April/Cam at 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: *They blow by two teams clearly lost*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 6
metrolite: Lorelei: FIVE. We need to get there.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw
x love squared: and Preston/Lorelei search for the waiting area at Town Square!
x love squared: Lorelei: Look for some hideous red/yellow markings. Typical of this low budget show.
metrolite: *they blew through the crosswalk nearly hitting that old lady and Brenton*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 8 1
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Lorelei: THERE. I see hideous colors.
x love squared: They immediately SPOT it and tear open their next clue!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Preston: They really do clash. Not the logo to my business.
metrolite: *Lorelei turns bright pink*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: omfg
Clue: It's now time to wait for the Chasqui. Every three rounds, the town's chasqui, or mailman on horseback, will deliver clues to two teams currently at the waiting area. He will randomly select the two teams, who may immediately proceed to their next destination. The Chasqui will begin handing out clues in three rounds.
x love squared: And they wait 3 rounds for the Town's Chasqui to deliver their next clue!
metrolite: Preston: Great, good thing we rushed here. *he glares at her*
x love squared: Lorelei: This Cuntsquee better get here supa fast! :-(
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet at 1
metrolite: lol
metrolite: *they get a 2*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: Juliet: We have a map :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 7!
metrolite: Juliet: That's why we stopped at one. We were getting a map from a kiosk at a rest area. My idea.
metrolite: Zane: One?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Juliet: Yup. Mile marker one. *She nods*
metrolite: Levi: Heh. Traffic. I think someone hit an old lady?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Bobby and Aziz are seen in a shoddy pool hall begging for directions*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Francis/Maggie at 7
metrolite: *two minutes later they're seen in a very intense game of pool with two locals* Their cameraman: You think we should get going?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Francis: Uh... *Maggie's head pops up*
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 5.
metrolite: The audience: OMG
x love squared: Nasrin: Hurry so we can see the Chasqui in three rounds.
x love squared: *Verna smiles*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: Verna: Need to help the ladies.
metrolite: aw
x love squared: They arrive and search for the marked waiting area!
metrolite: Verna: Here's the waiting area.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Lorelei is seen watching them, hidden behind a bush*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 3 4
metrolite: *She pays a local to give them the wrong directions*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 5
metrolite: Lorelei: 5? Wow!
x love squared: *Nandi sticks her head out the window, barking at a local for directions*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh: Be careful! *They drive into a narrow alleyway, almost decapitating her*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Why stop there?
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at ONE
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: omg if they get a two
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmfao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: slow as fuck
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 10
x love squared: so they arrive and search for the waiting area
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 5 3
x love squared: April/Cam, at 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: Lorelei: It is hard to find... considering I graffiti'd the fuck out of it.
x love squared: They arrive and search for the waiting area as well
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 5 6
x love squared: Lorelei: :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *She bought some potted plants to further conceal the area*
x love squared: TWO rounds for the Chasqui's arrival
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, at 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 9
metrolite: *Lorelei pulls out a Visa card* The producers: We'll pretend we didn't see that.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: aw
x love squared: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 7 2
x love squared: Francis/Maggie, at 8
x love squared: almost there!
x love squared: Maggie: Let's just arrive. Every round counts! :-\
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Francis: Obviously. Pulling in now.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Francis: Perfect!
metrolite: Francis: Front row parking spot.
x love squared: And they search!
metrolite: *he's parked illegally in an emergency zone*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 9 8
metrolite: Maggie: 9-8=1
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin continue looking
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: Help us out, Verna
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 1 7
x love squared: And Jacqui spots it!
metrolite: Lorelei: Ugh. Fucking Verna.
x love squared: They wait with Preston/Lorelei
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Lorelei paints on a super fake smile* Lorelei: Ladies! Hey!
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Probably
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 10
metrolite: Lorelei: Welcome! *she hugs them both*
x love squared: so they arrive and search
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 7 3
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at TWO
x love squared: Tabitha: Not making the same mistake those two teams did!
metrolite: Tabitha: Just don't get a one.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw
metrolite: Jeffrey: Of course not. We're on our way.
x love squared: Jeffrey: Why do you go extremely slowly and them randomly accelerate to 60 mph in a residential area?
metrolite: *they arrive and find it right away*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and April/Cam at the waiting area
x love squared: Beverley: Express Pass!
metrolite: geez
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Brenton: Nooo
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 2 9
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 3
metrolite: Beverly: It is TOO hot for this shit *she fans herself*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: the CHASQUI is arriving next round
metrolite: Brenton: Aren't you from Texas? Get over it
metrolite: Roxanne: Tell 'er, Brenty!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet at 10
metrolite: Lorelei: Next round? Gee, where do I sign up for this job? I want to work someplace I can come and go whenever I fucking please.
x love squared: so they arrive and search
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Preston: Mom says you did do that. Heh.
x love squared: Preston: Basically sounds like your life tbh
metrolite: Preston: It's in her will where she says she doesn't trust you with the business.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 1 2
metrolite: aw
x love squared: and ZANE spots the waiting area!
x love squared: Lorelei: LINE UP behind us please.
x love squared: Edward/Levi search as well!
metrolite: Juliet: Those beautiful peepers have perfect vision! 20/20 baby!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 4 8
metrolite: heh
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Two more teams scour the Town Square for the waiting area
x love squared: Francis/Maggie and Josh/Nandi
metrolite: aw
x love squared: The Chasqui: Better hurry up, y'all
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 2 4
metrolite: hm okay
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 1 5
x love squared: Josh spots it!
metrolite: Lorelei: Heh.
x love squared: Nandi: Top of the morning :-)
x love squared: *She tips her imaginary hat*
metrolite: Nandi: Is there a special handicap line? *she grins at Lorelei*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 8
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: They search for the waiting area!
metrolite: Jeffrey: Um
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Jeffrey: You need help driving.
x love squared: *Tabitha crashes into a food stand*
metrolite: Jeffrey: Don't make America think the stereotype--Asian women drivers--is true.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 2 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Tabitha spots the waiting area!
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and April/Cam
metrolite: *their car explodes in the distance. Tabitha doesn't even notice*
x love squared: both searching for it!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 3 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 5 8
metrolite: wow these teams are BLOWING it
x love squared: and just like that, the CHASQUI gallups into Town Square
metrolite: Lorelei: Bienvenidos!
x love squared: He randomly chooses TWO teams at the waiting area
x love squared: who will receive their next clue
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: We formed a line, Chas.
x love squared: Lorelei: Americans are very orderly, right guys? :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The Chasqui grumbles to himself and chooses..
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, Jacqui/Nasrin, Zane/Juliet, Josh/Nandi, Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: two 5-sided dice please
metrolite: Chasqui: Who is this firecracker? *he takes Tabitha's hand and kisses it*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Chasqui: I'd deliver you my mail any day ;-)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 5-sided dice: 4 5
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Jeffrey/Tabitha receive their next clue!
metrolite: Lorelei: No, the line starts up here. You have it backwards.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Chasqui: Sorry ma'am
x love squared: Lorelei: Wow! Immigrants...
x love squared: Chasqui: I'm from here.
metrolite: Chasqui: Blinded by this beautiful East Asian moonfaced doll.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *Tabitha blushes*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha tear open their next clue!
metrolite: eek one sec
Detour: BOIL MY WATER or LIGHT MY FIRE? In "Boil My Water," teams must drive 17 spaces to a tiny nearby village. Once there, they must assemble a complex solar kitchen in order to help a family survive the high desert climate. Once the solar kitchen has been assembled and the team can successfully boil a kettle of water, the village elder will hand the team their next clue.
>>Once at the village, start by gathering all parts of the solar kitchen from a nearby truck. Roll a number in every tens column by using two 99-sided dice per round. Once all parts have been gathered, assemble the solar kitchen by rolling two dice (two 50-sided dice) that surround the following numbers, in order: 15-34-22-8, keep going if successful. Rolling the actual digit (8 and 40, for instance, for the final part) does not count. Finally, boil a kettle of water by rolling a 10-sided, 14-sided, and 18-sided dice in the same turn, getting a higher (not equal) number each time.
In "Light My Fire," teams will drive 3 spaces to a nearby riverbank. Once there, they will load 40 pieces of firewood onto a donkey. Then, teams will transport the firewood-laden donkey on foot to a distant pottery shop whose furnace's flame is slowly dying out. The potter will gladly exchange the firewood for the team's next clue.
>>To load the firewood, roll a 4-sided dice. Each time you roll one of the maximum two numbers (in this case, '3' or '4') you will add +2 to your next turn's roll (6-sided dice). Each time you roll one of the minimum two numbers ('1' or '2') you will lose -2 to your next turn's roll, to a minimum of 4-sided dice. Once all 40 pieces of firewood are loaded, you may walk the donkey. Roll a 3-sided dice prior to each turn, '3' meaning the donkey refuses to budge for the round. If the donkey moves, roll 4-sided dice all the way to the pottery shop at 13.
x love squared: And it's a DETOUR.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha deliberate between Boil My Water and Light My Fire
x love squared: The Chasqui: I'd do either for ya ;-)
x love squared: They go with..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Light My Fire! They head to the riverbank 3 spaces away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi pick a detour.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: SO over Iowa City
x love squared: Light My Fire as well. Off to the riverbank 3 away
metrolite: yet another siren is going off
x love squared: lmao omg
x love squared: sounds like a fucking warzone
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: this place has the worst weather I've ever encountered
metrolite: it's super humid and there are gnats everywhere now
metrolite: we had like two weeks of actual nice spring-like weather
x love squared: They arrive at the riverbank and immediately start loading 40 pieces of firewood onto a donkey.
x love squared: ew
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: good thing the siren is only for a severe t-storm and not a tornaod
metrolite: tornado*
x love squared: aw, is it raining heavily right now?
metrolite: nope... nothing
x love squared: I would be so afraid living there. Dark clouds and storms make me nervous
metrolite: which is what happens. it gets eerily dark but nothing happens
metrolite: and then all of sudden it starts storming out of nowhere
x love squared: Edward/Levi searching for the waiting area
metrolite: Oh (right when I typed that I heard thunder from a distance)?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 3 4
x love squared: Mother Nature: Don't tempt me, boo
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Francis/Maggie search for it as well
metrolite: Maggie: Oh, look a stand with beautiful native jewelry!
metrolite: *Francis sighs*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 1 6
metrolite: aw
x love squared: FRANCIS spots the waiting area
x love squared: and they join the others
metrolite: Francis: And behind it is the waiting area. Good job. *he gives her the credit*
x love squared: lmao aw
x love squared: Lorelei: Careful though, this guy has NO concept of what the word "line" means.
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at 3
x love squared: they finally head the right away
x love squared: way*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: lol geez
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and April/Cam, both looking for the waiting area
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 9
metrolite: Roxanne: WHORE
x love squared: Patrick: WHORES
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 4 7
metrolite: wow
metrolite: these two suck
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 2 from the riverbank
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: *they clutch their EPs*
x love squared: They arrive and immediately start loading firewood onto their donkey
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Tabitha: What an ass! *She smirks*
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, 1/40 loaded so far
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: and their roll increases to 6-sided!
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: searching for that waiting area
metrolite: omg
metrolite: find it!
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 7 2
x love squared: couple more attempts
x love squared: eke
metrolite: wow they keep getting that
x love squared: eek*
metrolite: Levi: Yup, trying to eke out our place in the race.
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at SIX
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert: The culture here is truly fascinating. And the women... oh my!
x love squared: *Cassidy gags*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and April/Cam
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 7 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 5 9
x love squared: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The Chasqui is coming again next round!
metrolite: Lorelei: Lazy bastard.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 1/40 firewood loaded so far
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: Josh/Nandi with 5/40 loaded
x love squared: Nandi: This is our beast of burden! *She throws a huge log onto the donkey's back*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: hm no idea what they're doing tbh
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: looking for the waiting area!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 7 3
metrolite: heh
x love squared: aw
metrolite: they keep getting 7s
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz are back on track at 3.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy arrive at the Town Square and they search for the waiting area!
x love squared: Cassidy: Let's GO. Look for a big group of people..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 3 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: seirously
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and April/Cam
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 9 8
metrolite: seriously*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 8 1
x love squared: Cam spots it!
metrolite: Lorelei: Damn. That heifer will draw everyone's attention to the waiting area.
x love squared: JUST as the Chasqui enters the Town Square again
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, Jacqui/Nasrin, Zane/Juliet, Francis/Maggie, April/Cam
x love squared: go ahead with two 5-sided dice again
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: at least ONE of my teams pls
metrolite: I bet none of them
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 5-sided dice: 1 2
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei and Jacqui/Nasrin receive clues!
metrolite: Lorelei: We deserve this. *She grabs it from him and runs away*
x love squared: Chasqui: Sorry, guys. Didn't know where the line started last time..
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei open up their DETOUR clue
metrolite: k let me read
x love squared: k
metrolite: Lorelei: Help a family? No effing way.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: I take it the two teams did the fire?
x love squared: yeah
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: I'm rereading the first one and I'm so confused by the directions
x love squared: lmao, which part?
metrolite: two dice (two 50-sided dice) that surround the following numbers, in order: 15-34-22-8, keep going if successful. Rolling the actual digit (8 and 40, for instance, for the final part) does not count.
x love squared: so for 15.... rolling a 12 and 23 would work
x love squared: since 15 is in between those
metrolite: ah okay
x love squared: then you'd move on to 34. 17 and 40 for instance, etc
x love squared: laggg
x love squared: k
metrolite: wow that sounds extremely hard
metrolite: would 12 and 35 be okay? or not because the 34?
x love squared: yup that would work!
metrolite: oh okay
metrolite: not as hard
x love squared: as long as the necessary number is in between (and not equal to) your roll
x love squared: lmao I'm curious to see how lopsided (or even) some of these detours this season are
x love squared: hopefully most of them are even
x love squared: You: Well, I'm not doing either. EXPRESS PASS.
metrolite: LOSE/LOSE
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: oh (now it's down pouring and thundering like crazy)?
x love squared: lmao eek
metrolite: cool 80 mph winds
x love squared: *Your house comes off the ground*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: k
x love squared: lol here it's 100% SUNNY. And hot
metrolite: how great for you
metrolite: LIGHT MY FIRE!
x love squared: I'd like something in the middle. moderate clouds with a light drizzle
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: okay
x love squared: The village families that needed help: Bitches :-)
metrolite: I'd like low 75ish, cloudy, low humidity. lol
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They head to the riverbank, 3 away!
metrolite: slight breeze
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: k
metrolite: Lorelei: TIRED.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin choose a detour as well
x love squared: Nasrin: Let's stick with the pack? Seems smart.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Jacqui: First smart thing you've said all race. Let's go
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They head to the riverbank 3 away!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: And they immediately start loading up firewood on their donkey!
x love squared: Ezekiel: Not too MUCH. I'm an older fellow.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 4/40 so far (6-sided)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
x love squared: while Josh/Nandi are on a roll, with 11/40 (8-sided)
x love squared: Nandi: These beasts can handle a lot.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nandi: Josh?!
x love squared: Edward/Levi searching for the waiting area
metrolite has left the room.
You have just entered room "legtwo."
metrolite has entered the room.
x love squared: WB
metrolite: Thanks.
x love squared: I'll repaste the clues
metrolite: Verna: Had to stop production because of a storm. Ready to go now.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Verna: We had everyone STOP and stay in place.
metrolite: Weird. Brian's home.
metrolite: K, I sent Brian out to see what's going on, lol
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Brian: Am I your servant or something? :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Okay. I think... Edward/Levi are up.
metrolite: k
x love squared: They're looking for the waiting area still ('1' on two 9-sided dice)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 3 6
metrolite: heh
metrolite: Oh, these two!
x love squared: Edward: SO humid after that storm.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 9
metrolite: Levi: You are such a queen.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao geez
x love squared: in a bad luck streak atm
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, also looking for the waiting area
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 1 7
x love squared: And they wait for the Chasqui!
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, still looking for the waiting area as well
x love squared: despite being one of the FIRST teams there.
metrolite: when's that bastard coming anyway?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 4 8
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: 2 rounds still
metrolite: Lorelei: I hope he never comes again tbh.
x love squared: *The teams all frown*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston and Lorelei, 2 from the riverbank
x love squared: after their glorious roll of 1 last round
metrolite: Preston: Let's get there?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Is this how you manage? Say it with a little conviction.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Preston: Let's get there.
x love squared: Lorelei: We're already there! You're so behind.
metrolite: Lorelei: Actually, let's see how you manage this donkey. This should be a good test
x love squared: And they start piling firewood onto the donkey!
metrolite: Preston: Um, I'm running a real estate company...
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Lorelei: Don't care. This is very applicable.
metrolite: Astrid: Hello, hello. Let's please do this quickly. I have a baby at home.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: Astrid: Not so great.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Astrid: Did you even load any onto me? :-)
metrolite: Lorelei: Show this bitch who's boss.
metrolite: Astrid: Bitch? Now that' s not necessary
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Astrid: I'll be sure to fuck you two over later on :-)
metrolite: I'm sure she will, lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 3/40 firewood loaded
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
metrolite: gee
metrolite: z
x love squared: whoa, increasing that dice roll
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 7/40
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
x love squared: them too!
metrolite: Lorelei: EVERYONE else is adding +2 to their rolls. What are you doing, P-dawg?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston: +2? What?!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, with 12/40
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
x love squared: Theirs keeps dropping
metrolite: Aw, but they had a nice little run.
x love squared: Lorelei: Not surprising. *She grins at Nandi*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi still looking for that waiting area.
metrolite: Nandi: You have TWO.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 9-sided dice: 1 6
metrolite: yay!
x love squared: Aw
x love squared: They get in the Chasqui "line"
metrolite: Levi: Chachi, we're here!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: TWO teams still looking for the waiting area
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 4 3
x love squared: Brenton: We're SO lost. *They're in the wrong town*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, with 2/40 loaded
metrolite: Preston: Listen up, Ass-trid. LOL
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Astrid: That tired joke? *she kicks*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston: Shut up before you get a log up your ass.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: This is NOT going well. Your employees should be scared.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 8/40
metrolite: *Lorelei's actually just sitting there not helping*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: NOT us. Working together quite well, eh Nas?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 13/40 so far
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
x love squared: Whoa
x love squared: on a roll!
metrolite: aw
metrolite: damn
metrolite: Lorelei: Ah, Japanese efficiency.
x love squared: *They start juggling firewood and launching them onto their donkey*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, 14/40
x love squared: slowing down quite a bit
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Nandi: Picking UP steam. We hate consistency
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Last shot for these next two teams
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 8 2
metrolite: FAILURES.
x love squared: Neither make it to the Chasqui in time!
metrolite: Beverly: Seriously. #EP
x love squared: oh (five teams each time at the Chasqui)?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: aw yup
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, Francis/Maggie, April/Cam, Bert/Cassidy, Edward/Levi
metrolite: Maggie: Please, Lord Chasqui!
x love squared: April: OUR TURN ffs.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Go ahead to see who he picks!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Z/J too
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 5-sided dice: 4 1
metrolite: hm okay
x love squared: Zane/Juliet and Bert/Cassidy!
metrolite: Oh (none of my teams)?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy choose a detour!
x love squared: Bert: I think the Chasqui liked me. :-D
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They go with..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Cassidy: Yeah, maybe he could sense a fellow alcoholic, deadbeat dad
x love squared: Light My Fire!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Boil My Water: :-(
x love squared: Off to the riverbank, 3 away!
metrolite: Those families: How very American of you all
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Zane/Juliet pick
x love squared: Juliet: Let's be originals and go with the other one?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Those families: Maybe we should elect a dictator then you'd probably be stepping in right away, eh?
x love squared: Zane: Okay. I don't really care.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The families: ZANELOVE.
metrolite: *he's staring at himself in a mirror and filming it*
x love squared: Juliet: And me? :-\
x love squared: Juliet: I'm the one that suggested this!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: The families: You won't be of much use. You can watch the kids while he does the work
x love squared: They head to the village, 17 away
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: The families: Hurry up :-)
metrolite: The families: QUICKER! We need you.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The families: DEHYDRATED. DYING. *They have a cooler filled with bottled water*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 3/40 firewood loaded
x love squared: 4-sided still
metrolite: Astrid: Yup, STILL. *She scoffs*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: yay
x love squared: Lorelei: How you like that, Assy?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Astrid: Feels good. Love strength training.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 10/40, 6-sided
metrolite: Astrid: Hon, I want YOU to succeed. That way I can go home to my babies. Being a working mom is SO hard.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
x love squared: They're slowing down as well
x love squared: America: Makes sense.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: America: If it were a camel, surely Nasrin would be dominating
x love squared: America: Next round one of them will breakdown into tears.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, on a ROLL. 21/40
x love squared: 10-sided
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 10
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: damn
metrolite: they are amazing
metrolite: they're going to be so far ahead
x love squared: Their donkey: Damn, give a bitch a heads up when you chuck 10 at me!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, 18/40, 6-sided
x love squared: *Nandi is practically beating her donkey with this wood*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
metrolite: *their donkey's the size of an elephant* The other teams: Not fair.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and Bev/Brenton
metrolite: failing miserably
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 8 9
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 2 1
x love squared: aw good
metrolite: these were two teams who were way ahead at this point last time
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton join the Chasqui teams
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: *Bobby/Aziz sneak in at the last moment and get a clue right away from the Chasqui*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: probably
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy reach the riverbank and start loading up with firewood
metrolite: whoever leaves there last is going to be so behind :-\
x love squared: Isis: Mkay. Let's get 'er done.
metrolite: Cassidy: A little manual labor will do us well.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: Isis: Very good! You're much better at this than my owner.
metrolite: Cassidy: I feel invigorated! My deaf students would be so proud!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *she signs to them*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Bert: Are you having a seizure?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert: Stop, these people will think you're retarded or something.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, 15 from the village
metrolite: *Her mouth drops*
x love squared: taking a risk by choosing the "other" detour
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: Juliet: I hope there's a Wendy's in this village.
x love squared: and going slow as hell
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 7/40 (6)
metrolite: It might pay off
metrolite: we shall see
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
metrolite: aww
x love squared: Astrid: Yes! *She moans*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Astrid: I get to see my babies!
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 12/40 (4)
x love squared: Nasrin: We have no rhythm, Jac.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Jacqui: Keep being negative. It seems to help
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 31/40 (12)
metrolite: Nasrin: Will do, you jackal-faced shrew.
x love squared: beasting tbh
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 12-sided die: 3
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: #failures
x love squared: Tabitha: W/e. Keeping that 12-sided though.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: Not even
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, 24/40 (8)
x love squared: also making good time
metrolite: Ah yes, they're dice number is coolface
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
x love squared: until THAT.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: their dice value keeps going up and down
x love squared: k
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 9-sided dice: 6 1
x love squared: they join the Chasqui teams!
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: omggg
metrolite: Levi: Oh hell no.
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: 5 teams there each time
x love squared: Chasqui: Loves it.
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, 4/40 (6)
x love squared: Isis: Keep it coming, my little firewood stars <3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Isis: Yesss!
metrolite: *they get the max every time*
x love squared: Isis: Giving me LIFE rn.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert: Our donkey is very flamboyant. I love it!
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, 13 from the village
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: Zane: Gotta save these families!
x love squared: America: What a hero
metrolite: Juliet: It's hot in here. Turn on the AC.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 13/40 (8 ) on a roll now!
metrolite: Lorelei: Don't fuck up, Preston. *she glares at him which makes him sweaty and nervous*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
x love squared: Astrid: Ugh, it's probably dinner time now and I'm still toiling in the fields. The life of a donkey *She sighs*
metrolite: Lorelei: Hmm.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: oh well, keeping that 8-sided at least
metrolite: aw does it go down or no?
metrolite: k
metrolite: good
x love squared: nope
x love squared: Jacqui/Nas, 16/40 (6)
x love squared: theirs has fluctuated each time
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
x love squared: and it does again!
metrolite: Nasrin: It works for us... *cough*
x love squared: Really struggling with their consistency
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: could finish here!
x love squared: 34/40
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 12-sided die: 12
x love squared: whoa
x love squared: And they immediately start walking the donkey 13 spaces to the pottery shop
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
metrolite: Jeffrey: Don't fuck us over, donkey.
x love squared: Good relationship with their donkey!
x love squared: Tabitha: No 'ass'holery here.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Tabitha: Faster though :-)
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, 25/40 (6)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: the CHASQUI arrives again
metrolite: aw :-\
metrolite: please one of my teams?
x love squared: Francis/Maggie, April/Cam, Edward/Levi, Beverly/Brenton, Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: go for it
metrolite: okay
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 5-sided dice: 1 3
x love squared: Bobby: Come on, bro!
metrolite: YES WHOA
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: *I nod at my dice manipulator*
x love squared: Francis/Maggie and Edward/Levi!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Francis/Maggie choose a detour!
metrolite: Me: I have to make it look like I'm struggling a little, k?
metrolite: LIGHT MY FIRE.
x love squared: poor last team - that'll suck
x love squared: okay
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: off to the riverbank, 3 away!
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lol
metrolite: whatev
x love squared: Edward/Levi choose a detour
metrolite: Maggie: At least we're not LAST.
metrolite: LIGHT MY FIRE
x love squared: lmao k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: The families: OMFG.
metrolite: Levi: YES.
x love squared: and Edward/Levi start loading their donkey with firewood!
metrolite: America: Bet the gays are good at working with ass.
x love squared: lmoa
x love squared: America: Wood and ass.
metrolite: Lorelei: Well, then Preston should be too.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: aw
metrolite: Edward: We work so well as a team *he grips Levi's arm tightly*
x love squared: Edward: When we want to be, we make an excellent team!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, 10/40 (8 )
x love squared: Cassidy: Keep it going, pops!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
metrolite: I like this because it means we don't have to bother rolling for those 3 teams & I get to go quicker
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, SIX from the village
x love squared: Zane: Hold on, we're making it here.
x love squared: *He slams on the gas*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: I think we made a mistake choosing this one. LOL Oh well.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Zane: You picked it
x love squared: Zane: Maybe if we had some DIRECTION we could have gotten there already and started.
x love squared: *He quickly regains his cool*
metrolite: Juliet: Yeah, where's Siri or w/e?
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 17/40 (8 )
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: I need my Tam Tam up in here. *she snorts*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *he glares at her*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
metrolite: hmm okay
metrolite: I'll take it.
x love squared: Juliet: Maybe we can Yahoo these directions? *She grimaces*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 18/40 (4)
x love squared: all over the damn place
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Zane: Are you fucking kidding or are you really as stupid as your disabled father? *her mouth hangs open*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Zane: jk
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 1/13 with their donkey
metrolite: That's one slow ass
x love squared: *Tabitha tries to hop on top of the donkey* Tabitha: Kidding! Haha
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
x love squared: The donkey: NOT funny, Shamoo.
metrolite: lmfao
x love squared: Tabitha: Wow, okay
x love squared: Jeffrey: Someone's a bit sensy.
metrolite: The donkey: I have a shit load of firewood up there. I don't need you raggedy ass too.