Post by The Philiminator on Jun 17, 2013 15:19:09 GMT -8
x love squared: Welcome BACK.
metrolite: Thanks! Which team will I lose today?
x love squared: The fans: Where you been? It's been like two WEEKS since the last episode.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Let me get a drink while you set up.
x love squared: k
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Us: Hiatus for playoffs.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Okay, all ready
x love squared: Excited to see which team you decided on!
metrolite: okay
metrolite: back
x love squared: okay
x love squared: *Jacqui/Nasrin and Bert/Cassidy step to the forefront*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *They're standing on those Russian Roulette trap door thingies*
metrolite: I'm picking BERT/CASSIDY. I do like J/N but they're missing something for me at this point. When one of my teams goes (probably this round ) I'll most likely pick them.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao okay
x love squared: Cassidy: GOOD. Joseph had us in a funk. Maybe you'll take us to the next level?
x love squared: OK. Let's do this.
x love squared: GL 2 all
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: k
metrolite: thanks
metrolite: *the fans lose their shit*
x love squared: Welcome back... to EL GOMERO in Buenos Aires! *The camera zooms in to this majestic tree*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Edward/Levi will depart in FIRST PLACE on this third leg of the race.
x love squared: They open up their next clue!
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Forgot all about that, lmao
metrolite: yay me (retroactively)
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Choose a race-provided vehicle and drive yourselves 10 spaces to the Buenos Aires International Airport. Once there, book tickets to your next destination city: Asunción, the capital of Paraguay, and also one of the oldest cities in South America. Once in Asunción, teams will be handed their next clues.
>>Teams traveling on space 5 will find themselves stuck in traffic for three rounds.
>>The first team to arrive at the airport will use 5-sided dice to search for a better flight. The next team will use 6-sided, the next 7-sided, and the rest will use the standard 8-sided.
metrolite: aw okay
x love squared: They head to the airport!
metrolite: ANYTHING but a 5.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao k
metrolite: :-\
x love squared: America: About to be Para-GAY when these two arrive.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi take off in second place!
x love squared: Nandi: I'm fired up after our last leg. Ready to break through and claim FIRST this time.
x love squared: *Josh shrugs*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Josh: Let's just have fun?
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off
metrolite: 7 probably
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, the best team thus far (statistically!) take off in fourth
x love squared: Roxanne: Sigh
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: Roxanne: FIVE.
metrolite: Roxanne: TWO next time.
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei in fifth place!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Brenton: Damn, Mom.
x love squared: Roxanne: Sorry, but I can't root for you two. DIE.
metrolite: Lorelei: We'll probably start off terrible and then randomly place in the Top 5 :]
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: they love that
x love squared: April/Came take off
x love squared: Cam* even
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: 5: Come to ME.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: 1 and 3 is where it's poppin' I guess
metrolite: 5: Hope is alive
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin take off
metrolite: 5: Eh?
x love squared: Nasrin: Let's try to actually do well today. Ok?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: And they get STUCK in a vicious traffic jam
metrolite: 5: Wam, bam, thank ya ma'am
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy take off
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: 5: Still room here.
metrolite: They'll get a TWO or a SIX.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: *It's just a bunch of production vehicles forming an artificial traffic jam to screw some teams over*
metrolite: Yup.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: the WORST team so far
metrolite: Argentina: STOP clogging our infrastructure
x love squared: Tabitha: It's a badge we wear with honor. :-)
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Zane/Juliet take off in last
metrolite: wow
x love squared: after a close call last leg
metrolite: no one with anything higher than a 5?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao nope
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 1
metrolite: CANCELED.
x love squared: The Airport: No one wants these 5-sided dice?
metrolite: We're starting over.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: ouch!
x love squared: lmao aw
metrolite: oh well
x love squared: Production: YES.
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 1
metrolite: Levi: Whatever. We're taking it easy this leg. Worn out.
x love squared: Nandi: I see a clusterfuck up ahead. Go around it, Josh?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Josh: I know. I'm not an idiot :-\
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 4
metrolite: Nandi: We'll see
x love squared: HIT IT
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and Preston/Lorelei, both at 3
x love squared: One of them is getting delayed
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: yup
metrolite: ME
x love squared: Roxanne: 222222
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: And they get stuck in a jam!
metrolite: Roxanne: #hoodooqueen
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: I guess I'll drive right into this mess?
x love squared: Lorelei: Guess we're safe then?
metrolite: Preston: NO
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: omg
x love squared: 5: :-)
metrolite: *she plows right into Bev&Brenton's car*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Production: Omg YESSSS! *The producers are all orgasming*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, at 1
metrolite: 5: Four I WANT THE FAT ONE!
metrolite: April: You can have him!
x love squared: April: Time to "level up" and avoid the war(craft) up ahead at space 5.
x love squared: *They cough*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: geez
metrolite: Yup, I saw that coming.
metrolite: But they'll beat these delayed teams, lol
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at 2
metrolite: Cassidy: I think it was a mistake to let him drive. :-\
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *their car is filling up with water in a ditch somewhere*
x love squared: Bert: Why do you say that, honey? We're making GREAT time! *He's driving 10 mph on the sidewalk*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cassidy: ....
x love squared: *He bowls over a fire hydrant*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey: We deserve a top 3 finish this leg, yeah?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *He drives off an overpass and lands on the bed of a semi*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, at 3
metrolite: they'll randomly SURGE
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: lmao yep
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: both at 7
metrolite: god my predictions are ON today
x love squared: Nandi: Gimme that superior DICE.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *I rush out and spend $500 on lotto tickets*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: Zane: FIRST PLACE.
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz reach the airport!
metrolite: ew
x love squared: They search for a better flight to Asuncion
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby: Long line.
x love squared: April/Cam at 2
metrolite: Bobby: Attencion, we need to go to Ascuncion
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: geez
metrolite: lmao they are so bad
metrolite: *the backed up teams beat them*
x love squared: *The delayed teams all somehow beat them*
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at 4
x love squared: Cassidy: WATCH OUT.
x love squared: *She grabs for the wheel*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Bert: Jesus take the wheel!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: *He lets go*
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Whoa!
metrolite: random
x love squared: They reach the airport SECOND.
x love squared: And will use 6-sided dice!
metrolite: Cassidy: Uhh... *she's shaking and her mouth is wide open*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
x love squared: *Bert is seen speaking fluent Spanish to a ticket agent*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cassidy: The fuck
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 2
x love squared: Bert: Oh, we were discussing recipes. SORRY.
metrolite: taking their sweet time
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: omg
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, at 8
x love squared: *Nandi is shaking*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: Juliet: ZANE! ZANE! He's our man!
x love squared: And Zane/Juliet arrive! They'll use 7-sided dice
metrolite: *she gets hit by a sliding door*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 8
x love squared: Nandi: Whatever. Just get us there.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lol they should be pISSED
x love squared: Nandi: OMG
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *Nandi starts convulsing in her seat*
metrolite: they are terrible sometimes (and yet, others not)
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: they have flashes of brilliance mixed in with their shittiness at least
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: which is more than some other teams can say. *Tabitha grins*
metrolite: better than some
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz search again
metrolite: I see J/T making it far though. Like F6 at least.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: heh
x love squared: And they find a better flight to Asuncion!
metrolite: Aziz: Found the "tornado"
metrolite: Bobby: Stop talking.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: heh
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Nandi: OMG
metrolite: *April waddles over to a ticket agent*
x love squared: They search for a better flight!
metrolite: April: Ho-la!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 3
x love squared: Tabitha: Would be a good time for a surge!
metrolite: April: Para mi y novio es travelante un... uh
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: ouch
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: omg
metrolite: Cassdiy: Thx!
x love squared: The other teams will get plenty of time to search now
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, at the airport
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Josh/Nandi finally arrive and search
metrolite: Juliet: TWO! The number of beautiful eyes Zane has. *he shoves her away from him*
metrolite: aw
metrolite: I bet they get an 8 lol
x love squared: Nandi: El doctoro! In Paraguay! Ayudarme! *She shows off her leg*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
x love squared: April/Cam at the airport
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
x love squared: The ticket agent: Close :-)
metrolite: April: Muy importante yo get to Paraquay
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin are out of the delay
x love squared: at 5
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Nasrin: Saw Jeffrey/Tabitha just pull up back there. They'll be sitting here for a while.
metrolite: Nasrin: Thanks, Jeffy & Tabs
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: And they look for a better flight!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
x love squared: as do Bert/Cassidy (6)
metrolite: *Bert's flirting with a ticket agent of ambiguous gender*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Cassidy: Hurry it up!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
metrolite: Cassidy: Seal the deal.
x love squared: Zane/Juliet (7)
x love squared: Juliet: Amigo, I am traveling with a superSTAR! We have a concert in Asuncion! :-)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Edward/Levi get out of the delay at 5
metrolite: Consuelo: I don't give a shit
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: Oh.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi search again
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: Nandi: It's fine! We have time! *She's grinding her teeth*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and Preston/Lorelei, both at 5
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Beverly: That took forever! Let's go, gang.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: April/Cam and Jacqui/Nasrin at the airport
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: April/Cam are on the better flight!
metrolite: April: gracio!
x love squared: Cam: We NEVER need an advantage.
x love squared: Everyone: Um, didn't you just use your Express Pass last leg?
metrolite: April: mi espanol helped us
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy (6)
metrolite: Nandi: .... *she silences a scream*
x love squared: Cassidy: Hey no, we were here first.
x love squared: now*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cassidy: Flirt your leathery face off! GO!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
metrolite: ugh
x love squared: Cassidy: Donde està tu gerente?
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Cassidy: no one wants a piece of that.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Juliet: :-\
x love squared: Juliet: These flights are BOOKED, methinks!
metrolite: Juliet: THREE! The number of moles on Zane's booty. DON'T ASK how I know! LOL
metrolite: Zane: ...
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 6
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Zane: You're scaring the shit out of me
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg
metrolite: SLOW AS FUCK
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Beverly/Brenton, who just arrived at the airport
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
metrolite: Bev: Hello, hello
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 7!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Bev: Librarian coming through *she checks people with her big ass purse*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: aw
x love squared: And they search for a better flight!
metrolite: yay
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
metrolite: whoa!
x love squared: DICE MANIPULATOR.
x love squared: aw
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Lorelei: Guess we picked the right line to stand in ;-)
metrolite: Lorelei: NEVER. I have a way with people. A natural leader *she grins at Preston*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy (6)
metrolite: Consuelo: She does have a way with people. *she flashes the $20 bill Lorelei slipped her*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
metrolite: geez
metrolite: these FAILBOATS
x love squared: Consuelo: I think she wrote her number on this bill too. Hehe. *It's just 123-456-7890*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet (7)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Edward/Levi, 2 from the airport
metrolite: Lorelei: Yeah, call me up sometime & we'll chat about your surely exciting life as a ticket agent in this shithole
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: aw
metrolite: wow barely
x love squared: They search!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: Nandi: We've been here for a while. Cough the damn tickets up.
metrolite: Lorelei: Any luck, Nando?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: BUMMER!
metrolite: *she prances off*
x love squared: Josh: Aww, she's so nice
metrolite: Nandi: That flight is so getting delayed
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: oops
x love squared: CHEATERS.
metrolite: CHEATERS
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
metrolite: *we strip them of their EP*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
metrolite: Cassidy: Are you even trying?
x love squared: Cassidy: Hurry up. Jeffrey/Tabitha will be here soon!
metrolite: Cassidy: MOVE OVER.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Bert (in Spanish): where can I find the nearest Chipotle?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha take off at 5!
metrolite: lol
x love squared: The other teams: Lock the doors!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: omg
metrolite: The other teams: ... in 3 rounds
x love squared: Tabitha: Playing a good social game! We'll gain favor with the other teams if we give them more time to find a flight.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: Juliet: Better hurry, Zane!
x love squared: Edward/Levi, Josh/Nandi, Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: trifecta of searchers
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
metrolite: grr
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
x love squared: *Lorelei smirks*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
metrolite: possibly the SECOND to last time
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
x love squared: aw yep
x love squared: DO THIS NOW <3
metrolite: Lorelei: I bought an extra ticket for my bag. SORRY guys!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
metrolite: YES!
x love squared: aww wow
x love squared: GJ!
metrolite: Cassidy: Yay!
metrolite: Bert: Did she tell you were the Chipotle was?
x love squared: Cassidy: Finally out of the "back of the pack" doldrums!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 6
metrolite: lol
metrolite: let's see this
x love squared: Jeffrey: I think we should hurry?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: I bet the end it
x love squared: Whoa
x love squared: meaning everyone gets ONE last shot.
metrolite: OMG A 4! That's like a 25 for them.
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: anything above a 3 elicits a 'whoa' for that team
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha search
x love squared: their first and last try
metrolite: *they get it*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha: Oh well. Comfortable in the back!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet
metrolite: Jeffrey: For now.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: they BLEW it
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: last shot
x love squared: yep!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
metrolite: oh well
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
metrolite: Lorelei: Good luck, Nannerz
x love squared: Nandi: Get us ON that flight! *Lorelei is waving from her window seat in the plane*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh: She's seriously so sweet! Love her.
x love squared: Nandi: Wow
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
metrolite: Nandi: GET ME THE TICKETS
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: Nandi: Fuck you ALL. *She storms off*
metrolite: *Lorelei makes an exaggerated sad face in the window*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
metrolite: *it goes on to be delayed for six rounds* Nandi:
x love squared: will they join the flight 1 teams or flight TWO?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
x love squared: Flight ONE
metrolite: Beverly: ONE. Obviously.
metrolite: *Nandi erupts*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: The ticket agent: Sorry! Two spots just opened up.
metrolite: *she leaps at Beverly's throat*
x love squared: *He grins*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Flight ONE
x love squared: How many rounds superior is it?
metrolite: 12.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: SEVEN rounds.
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: the MAX!
x love squared: Nandi: Oh. My. Fuc--*Josh covers her mouth*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: DELAYS.
x love squared: Flight 1~
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 2
x love squared: Flight 2~
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 9
x love squared: whoa, close
x love squared: Seven rounds it is.
metrolite: Nandi: NO. Redo F1. I swear I put a fake explosive in Preston's carry-on.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Lorelei: Yep! I found it and fashioned it into a checkers board. Playing with a new friend I made on this earlier flight :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Nandi: OMG
x love squared: Flight 1 - Bobby/Aziz, April/Cam, Jacqui/Nasrin, Preston/Lorelei, Bert/Cassidy, Beverly/Brenton
metrolite: Gwendoline, a little girl: Your turn
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Don't talk to me
x love squared: Lorelei: I'm using you to make some girl jealous. Silence.
metrolite: Lorelei: I'm only using you to make someone jealous.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Gwen: okay should we send them a pic of us smiling?
x love squared: *The flight lands in Asuncion on a gorgeous sunny day*
x love squared: Paraguay: Welcome! Stay for a couple weeks?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
metrolite: isn't paraguay supposed to be nice? or is it urguay?
metrolite: uruguay* lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton race out first!
metrolite: omg
x love squared: aw Paraguay is really nice
x love squared: geez
x love squared: always good luck for them
metrolite: yep!
x love squared: And they tear open their next clue!
Clue: Hail a taxi ('4' on a 4-sided dice) and make your way 8 spaces to Metalúrgica Punta de Rieles, a sprawling yard packed with playground and grilling equipment. Once there, search amongst the equipment to locate your next clue.
>>Clues are located on 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, and 100. Start by rolling two 100-sided dice to search. After a clue has been claimed, remaining teams may roll four dice, then six dice, etc. to a maximum of fourteen dice.
metrolite: ooh
x love squared: And they look to hail a taxi!
metrolite: taxi is gonna FUCK someone up
x love squared: Beverly: Got my taxi arm all ready! :-)
x love squared: *She gingerly extends it outward*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: omg
metrolite: >__<
x love squared: *Seven taxis immediately pile up next to her*
x love squared: Beverly: ;-)
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *they all pull away after they step into one*
metrolite: The other teams: Wha?
x love squared: They head to the Metalurgica, 8 away!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: Aziz: WAIT. *They scream at a taxi driver*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Oscar: Fuck u want?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: Aziz: Not a ride with you. RUDE!
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Bobby: NO
x love squared: April: I'll take one! *She blows a kiss to Oscar*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: April: I'll lure a taxi with my feminine wiles.
x love squared: Oscar: No thanks. *He drives off*
metrolite: April: They LOVE big women here.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: April: He's gay.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin and Preston/Lorelei
x love squared: both at the taxi stand waiting patiently
metrolite: k
x love squared: Jacqui: Yup! Good things come to those who wait. Right?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Nasrin: WRONG.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei
metrolite: Lorelei: Good things happen to those who go after what they want *she drops onto the hood of a taxi from atop an awning*
x love squared: lmfao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: *she immediately tumbles off*
x love squared: *It was actually a police car*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
x love squared: at the taxi stand
x love squared: come on!
metrolite: *they beat up Preston in front of her as punishment*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: brb
x love squared: Lorelei: I love this country ;-)
x love squared: k
x love squared: SIX rounds
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 2 from the Metalurgica
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: aw
x love squared: And they immediately search amongst the various grilling and playground equipment to find a hidden clue
x love squared: Brenton: This is fun! *He goes down a slide*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 100-sided dice: 41 19
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and April/Cam need a taxi
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin do as well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: When you get back - Preston/Lorelei and Bert/Cassidy
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao k
x love squared: FIVE round
x love squared: s
x love squared: Nandi: :-) We're coming!
metrolite: *she's stretching in the aisles*
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton search again
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Brenton: Think I see one on this see saw.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 100-sided dice: 74 58
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and April/Cam
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: reminds me of the Brady Bunch movie
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: "thee you on thee thaw Thindy"
x love squared: April/Cam finally hop in a taxi
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: April: They LOVE big women here.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin and Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Their driver, to Cam: Hi
metrolite: April: HI!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: Lorelei: Then they'd NEVER like me. *She shows off her svelte figure*
x love squared: aw
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: And they take off to the Metalurgica!
x love squared: 8 away
metrolite: Lorelei: Just kidding. I'm EVERYONE'S type.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Whoa
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
x love squared: get that taxi!
metrolite: Cassidy: I AM NOT BLOWING THIS LEAD. *she huffs like a bull and charges off into traffic*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: FOUR rounds to go.
metrolite: *she's immediately hit by a biker*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton search again, out in first place
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 100-sided dice: 37 97
x love squared: As the hot Paraguayan sun beats DOWN on them
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: They take off!
metrolite: Paraguay: No, no. it's mild!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: April/Cam, at 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin need a taxi
x love squared: Nasrin: Where'd everyone go? *She motions to Cassidy*
metrolite: April: He can't keep his eyes off of me! *he's obviously still staring at Cam*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: Nasrin: Bye.
x love squared: They take off!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cassidy: Ugh!
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei reach the Metalurgica!
x love squared: They search for a hidden clue somewhere in the yard
x love squared: All the clues still remain
metrolite: k
metrolite: Lorelei: Bev and Brent are blowing it.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Let's help them out by finding one. It'll increase their odds
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 100-sided dice: 56 64
x love squared: Brenton: Yeah, God forbid we take more than 3 rounds to do something. *He hisses*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy need a taxi
metrolite: Lorelei: Yes, God forbid that.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
x love squared: THREE rounds to go.
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton search again
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 100-sided dice: 74 48
metrolite: Lorelei: AND FAIL AGAIN.
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 4
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston: Stop antagonizing all the teams! :-\
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: April/Cam, at 6
metrolite: Lorelei: Just a little camaraderie. Chill out. Everyone loves me
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They arrive and join the search
x love squared: *April tries to go down a slide but gets stuck*
x love squared: Cam: LOL
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 100-sided dice: 65 73
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 2
metrolite: Lorelei: This should be good. Can she even find her own vagina under all that fat?
x love squared: lmfao
x love squared: Lorelei: Thank you, I'll be here all week.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They search as well!
metrolite: Preston: We better not be here all week
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 100-sided dice: 63 38
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei
metrolite: those elusive 10s
x love squared: these are WELL concealed
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 100-sided dice: 93 10
metrolite: yay!!!
metrolite: Lorelei: FOUND IT.
x love squared: Lorelei spots a clue!
x love squared: They tear open their next clue!
x love squared: Lorelei: And Nandi isn't even in Paraguay yet. LOL
metrolite: lmao
Detour: STACKED UP or STRUNG OUT? In "Stacked Up," teams will travel via taxi 5 spaces to Mercado Central de Abasto, Paraguay's largest fruit market, and stack watermelons in a 10x10 pyramid as a display for the watermelon vendor. Once the watermelon pyramid has successfully been constructed, the watermelon vendor will hand the team their next clue.
>>Teams must first transport 100 watermelons via wheelbarrow from the loading trucks to the stacking site. Roll two 20-sided dice to load watermelons, then transport the wheelbarrow (two 5-sided dice, lower number counts) 3 spaces to the stacking site. Deposit the watermelons and then head back 3 spaces for more. Repeat this until 100 watermelons are at the stacking site. Then, roll a 10-9-8-7-6 (four 10-sided dice, keep going if successful, but only one number can count per roll), followed by a 5-4-3-2-1 (two 5-sided dice) to complete the pyramid structure.
>>However, every time a number is duplicated in any roll (8 8 6 4 for example), you may advance the structure, but your structure is also in danger. Roll that digit (8 in this example) and if the highest number is rolled (8), your structure falls between 1-4 levels.
In "Strung Out," teams will travel via taxi 11 spaces to the Auditorium at the Universidad Nacional de Asunción. Once there, they will string together the national instrument of Paraguay, the harp. Once all 36 strings of the harp have been properly strung, the conductor will hand the team their next clue.
>>Roll a '2' on 2-sided dice to successfully attach one string, keep going if successful. Once the racer hits a '1' and ends his or her turn, their partner may continue stringing on the same turn until he or she also hits a '1'. Once the 36 strings are complete, the conductor will test the harp by rolling six 6-sided dice. For every '1' or '6' rolled, SIX strings are incorrectly attached. The team must string together that remainder before seeing the conductor again, who will once again check their work before handing them their next clue.
>>If at any time during the stringing both racers hit '1s' with their initial rolls and fail to attach any strings, the team will suffer with blisters and take the next two turns off.
metrolite: HOLY BLOCK OF TEXT
x love squared: And it's a detour!
metrolite: uh give me a minute
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lots of fruit markets this trip
x love squared: Nandi: Enjoy picking the WRONG one. *She latches on anything to insult them with*
x love squared: Josh: No. Just stop.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: I probably will
metrolite: no guinea pigs
metrolite: Lorelei: Should do the harp. I'd look so angelic with a harp, right? Right?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Paraguay: You would be a national symbol, thank you.
x love squared: Lorelei: Agreed.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: yikes
metrolite: I have horrible memories of challenges where it's my goal to roll 2s on a 2-sided dice
metrolite: but
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: it seems slightly easier
metrolite: less inolved at least
metrolite: involved*
x love squared: aw it's always hard to pick without seeing teams choose and FAIL the detour ahead of you
x love squared: but we'll see
metrolite: lmao yes
metrolite: I think I'll go with....
x love squared: I think you'll be fine regardless
metrolite: Preston: STRUNG OUT.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: okay
x love squared: They head to the Auditorium 11 away!
metrolite: Lorelei: Andale!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Lorelei: Strong Out like Nandi on the race. LOL
x love squared: Strung* lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy still need a taxi!
metrolite: Nandi: Strong Out was right *she flexes*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: get a fucking taxi
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
x love squared: TWO rounds to go
metrolite: figures they would do this
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton search again
x love squared: all but 10 available
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 4 100-sided dice: 67 55 53 1
metrolite: Lorelei: Two more dice. You're welcome... ouch!
x love squared: Brenton: I found a rock. *He tosses it and it accidentlly hits April*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: April/Cam and Jacqui/Nasrin both searching
x love squared: *Cam is seen checking some monkey bars*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 4 100-sided dice: 44 96 55 81
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 4 100-sided dice: 93 36 37 28
x love squared: geez
metrolite: wow!
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei can open up a lead!
x love squared: At 4/11
x love squared: heading to the Auditorium
metrolite: Lorelei: We will, thanks.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Lorelei: This Auditorium better have some serious A/C.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Thanks! Which team will I lose today?
x love squared: The fans: Where you been? It's been like two WEEKS since the last episode.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Let me get a drink while you set up.
x love squared: k
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Us: Hiatus for playoffs.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Okay, all ready
x love squared: Excited to see which team you decided on!
metrolite: okay
metrolite: back
x love squared: okay
x love squared: *Jacqui/Nasrin and Bert/Cassidy step to the forefront*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *They're standing on those Russian Roulette trap door thingies*
metrolite: I'm picking BERT/CASSIDY. I do like J/N but they're missing something for me at this point. When one of my teams goes (probably this round ) I'll most likely pick them.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao okay
x love squared: Cassidy: GOOD. Joseph had us in a funk. Maybe you'll take us to the next level?
x love squared: OK. Let's do this.
x love squared: GL 2 all
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: k
metrolite: thanks
metrolite: *the fans lose their shit*
x love squared: Welcome back... to EL GOMERO in Buenos Aires! *The camera zooms in to this majestic tree*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Edward/Levi will depart in FIRST PLACE on this third leg of the race.
x love squared: They open up their next clue!
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Forgot all about that, lmao
metrolite: yay me (retroactively)
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Choose a race-provided vehicle and drive yourselves 10 spaces to the Buenos Aires International Airport. Once there, book tickets to your next destination city: Asunción, the capital of Paraguay, and also one of the oldest cities in South America. Once in Asunción, teams will be handed their next clues.
>>Teams traveling on space 5 will find themselves stuck in traffic for three rounds.
>>The first team to arrive at the airport will use 5-sided dice to search for a better flight. The next team will use 6-sided, the next 7-sided, and the rest will use the standard 8-sided.
metrolite: aw okay
x love squared: They head to the airport!
metrolite: ANYTHING but a 5.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao k
metrolite: :-\
x love squared: America: About to be Para-GAY when these two arrive.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi take off in second place!
x love squared: Nandi: I'm fired up after our last leg. Ready to break through and claim FIRST this time.
x love squared: *Josh shrugs*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Josh: Let's just have fun?
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off
metrolite: 7 probably
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, the best team thus far (statistically!) take off in fourth
x love squared: Roxanne: Sigh
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: Roxanne: FIVE.
metrolite: Roxanne: TWO next time.
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei in fifth place!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Brenton: Damn, Mom.
x love squared: Roxanne: Sorry, but I can't root for you two. DIE.
metrolite: Lorelei: We'll probably start off terrible and then randomly place in the Top 5 :]
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: they love that
x love squared: April/Came take off
x love squared: Cam* even
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: 5: Come to ME.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: 1 and 3 is where it's poppin' I guess
metrolite: 5: Hope is alive
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin take off
metrolite: 5: Eh?
x love squared: Nasrin: Let's try to actually do well today. Ok?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: And they get STUCK in a vicious traffic jam
metrolite: 5: Wam, bam, thank ya ma'am
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy take off
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: 5: Still room here.
metrolite: They'll get a TWO or a SIX.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: *It's just a bunch of production vehicles forming an artificial traffic jam to screw some teams over*
metrolite: Yup.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: the WORST team so far
metrolite: Argentina: STOP clogging our infrastructure
x love squared: Tabitha: It's a badge we wear with honor. :-)
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Zane/Juliet take off in last
metrolite: wow
x love squared: after a close call last leg
metrolite: no one with anything higher than a 5?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao nope
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 1
metrolite: CANCELED.
x love squared: The Airport: No one wants these 5-sided dice?
metrolite: We're starting over.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: ouch!
x love squared: lmao aw
metrolite: oh well
x love squared: Production: YES.
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 1
metrolite: Levi: Whatever. We're taking it easy this leg. Worn out.
x love squared: Nandi: I see a clusterfuck up ahead. Go around it, Josh?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Josh: I know. I'm not an idiot :-\
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 4
metrolite: Nandi: We'll see
x love squared: HIT IT
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and Preston/Lorelei, both at 3
x love squared: One of them is getting delayed
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: yup
metrolite: ME
x love squared: Roxanne: 222222
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: And they get stuck in a jam!
metrolite: Roxanne: #hoodooqueen
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: I guess I'll drive right into this mess?
x love squared: Lorelei: Guess we're safe then?
metrolite: Preston: NO
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: omg
x love squared: 5: :-)
metrolite: *she plows right into Bev&Brenton's car*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Production: Omg YESSSS! *The producers are all orgasming*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, at 1
metrolite: 5: Four I WANT THE FAT ONE!
metrolite: April: You can have him!
x love squared: April: Time to "level up" and avoid the war(craft) up ahead at space 5.
x love squared: *They cough*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: geez
metrolite: Yup, I saw that coming.
metrolite: But they'll beat these delayed teams, lol
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at 2
metrolite: Cassidy: I think it was a mistake to let him drive. :-\
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *their car is filling up with water in a ditch somewhere*
x love squared: Bert: Why do you say that, honey? We're making GREAT time! *He's driving 10 mph on the sidewalk*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cassidy: ....
x love squared: *He bowls over a fire hydrant*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey: We deserve a top 3 finish this leg, yeah?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *He drives off an overpass and lands on the bed of a semi*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, at 3
metrolite: they'll randomly SURGE
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: lmao yep
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: both at 7
metrolite: god my predictions are ON today
x love squared: Nandi: Gimme that superior DICE.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *I rush out and spend $500 on lotto tickets*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: Zane: FIRST PLACE.
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz reach the airport!
metrolite: ew
x love squared: They search for a better flight to Asuncion
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby: Long line.
x love squared: April/Cam at 2
metrolite: Bobby: Attencion, we need to go to Ascuncion
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: geez
metrolite: lmao they are so bad
metrolite: *the backed up teams beat them*
x love squared: *The delayed teams all somehow beat them*
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at 4
x love squared: Cassidy: WATCH OUT.
x love squared: *She grabs for the wheel*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Bert: Jesus take the wheel!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: *He lets go*
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Whoa!
metrolite: random
x love squared: They reach the airport SECOND.
x love squared: And will use 6-sided dice!
metrolite: Cassidy: Uhh... *she's shaking and her mouth is wide open*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
x love squared: *Bert is seen speaking fluent Spanish to a ticket agent*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cassidy: The fuck
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 2
x love squared: Bert: Oh, we were discussing recipes. SORRY.
metrolite: taking their sweet time
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: omg
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, at 8
x love squared: *Nandi is shaking*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: Juliet: ZANE! ZANE! He's our man!
x love squared: And Zane/Juliet arrive! They'll use 7-sided dice
metrolite: *she gets hit by a sliding door*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 8
x love squared: Nandi: Whatever. Just get us there.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lol they should be pISSED
x love squared: Nandi: OMG
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *Nandi starts convulsing in her seat*
metrolite: they are terrible sometimes (and yet, others not)
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: they have flashes of brilliance mixed in with their shittiness at least
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: which is more than some other teams can say. *Tabitha grins*
metrolite: better than some
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz search again
metrolite: I see J/T making it far though. Like F6 at least.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: heh
x love squared: And they find a better flight to Asuncion!
metrolite: Aziz: Found the "tornado"
metrolite: Bobby: Stop talking.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: heh
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Nandi: OMG
metrolite: *April waddles over to a ticket agent*
x love squared: They search for a better flight!
metrolite: April: Ho-la!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 3
x love squared: Tabitha: Would be a good time for a surge!
metrolite: April: Para mi y novio es travelante un... uh
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: ouch
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: omg
metrolite: Cassdiy: Thx!
x love squared: The other teams will get plenty of time to search now
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet, at the airport
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Josh/Nandi finally arrive and search
metrolite: Juliet: TWO! The number of beautiful eyes Zane has. *he shoves her away from him*
metrolite: aw
metrolite: I bet they get an 8 lol
x love squared: Nandi: El doctoro! In Paraguay! Ayudarme! *She shows off her leg*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
x love squared: April/Cam at the airport
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
x love squared: The ticket agent: Close :-)
metrolite: April: Muy importante yo get to Paraquay
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin are out of the delay
x love squared: at 5
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Nasrin: Saw Jeffrey/Tabitha just pull up back there. They'll be sitting here for a while.
metrolite: Nasrin: Thanks, Jeffy & Tabs
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: And they look for a better flight!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
x love squared: as do Bert/Cassidy (6)
metrolite: *Bert's flirting with a ticket agent of ambiguous gender*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Cassidy: Hurry it up!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
metrolite: Cassidy: Seal the deal.
x love squared: Zane/Juliet (7)
x love squared: Juliet: Amigo, I am traveling with a superSTAR! We have a concert in Asuncion! :-)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Edward/Levi get out of the delay at 5
metrolite: Consuelo: I don't give a shit
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Juliet: Oh.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi search again
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: Nandi: It's fine! We have time! *She's grinding her teeth*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and Preston/Lorelei, both at 5
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Beverly: That took forever! Let's go, gang.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: April/Cam and Jacqui/Nasrin at the airport
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: April/Cam are on the better flight!
metrolite: April: gracio!
x love squared: Cam: We NEVER need an advantage.
x love squared: Everyone: Um, didn't you just use your Express Pass last leg?
metrolite: April: mi espanol helped us
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy (6)
metrolite: Nandi: .... *she silences a scream*
x love squared: Cassidy: Hey no, we were here first.
x love squared: now*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cassidy: Flirt your leathery face off! GO!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
metrolite: ugh
x love squared: Cassidy: Donde està tu gerente?
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Cassidy: no one wants a piece of that.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Juliet: :-\
x love squared: Juliet: These flights are BOOKED, methinks!
metrolite: Juliet: THREE! The number of moles on Zane's booty. DON'T ASK how I know! LOL
metrolite: Zane: ...
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 6
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Zane: You're scaring the shit out of me
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg
metrolite: SLOW AS FUCK
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Beverly/Brenton, who just arrived at the airport
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
metrolite: Bev: Hello, hello
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 7!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Bev: Librarian coming through *she checks people with her big ass purse*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: aw
x love squared: And they search for a better flight!
metrolite: yay
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
metrolite: whoa!
x love squared: DICE MANIPULATOR.
x love squared: aw
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Lorelei: Guess we picked the right line to stand in ;-)
metrolite: Lorelei: NEVER. I have a way with people. A natural leader *she grins at Preston*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy (6)
metrolite: Consuelo: She does have a way with people. *she flashes the $20 bill Lorelei slipped her*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
metrolite: geez
metrolite: these FAILBOATS
x love squared: Consuelo: I think she wrote her number on this bill too. Hehe. *It's just 123-456-7890*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet (7)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Edward/Levi, 2 from the airport
metrolite: Lorelei: Yeah, call me up sometime & we'll chat about your surely exciting life as a ticket agent in this shithole
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: aw
metrolite: wow barely
x love squared: They search!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: Nandi: We've been here for a while. Cough the damn tickets up.
metrolite: Lorelei: Any luck, Nando?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: BUMMER!
metrolite: *she prances off*
x love squared: Josh: Aww, she's so nice
metrolite: Nandi: That flight is so getting delayed
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: oops
x love squared: CHEATERS.
metrolite: CHEATERS
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
metrolite: *we strip them of their EP*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
metrolite: Cassidy: Are you even trying?
x love squared: Cassidy: Hurry up. Jeffrey/Tabitha will be here soon!
metrolite: Cassidy: MOVE OVER.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Bert (in Spanish): where can I find the nearest Chipotle?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha take off at 5!
metrolite: lol
x love squared: The other teams: Lock the doors!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: omg
metrolite: The other teams: ... in 3 rounds
x love squared: Tabitha: Playing a good social game! We'll gain favor with the other teams if we give them more time to find a flight.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: Juliet: Better hurry, Zane!
x love squared: Edward/Levi, Josh/Nandi, Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: trifecta of searchers
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
metrolite: grr
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
x love squared: *Lorelei smirks*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
metrolite: possibly the SECOND to last time
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
x love squared: aw yep
x love squared: DO THIS NOW <3
metrolite: Lorelei: I bought an extra ticket for my bag. SORRY guys!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
metrolite: YES!
x love squared: aww wow
x love squared: GJ!
metrolite: Cassidy: Yay!
metrolite: Bert: Did she tell you were the Chipotle was?
x love squared: Cassidy: Finally out of the "back of the pack" doldrums!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 6
metrolite: lol
metrolite: let's see this
x love squared: Jeffrey: I think we should hurry?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: I bet the end it
x love squared: Whoa
x love squared: meaning everyone gets ONE last shot.
metrolite: OMG A 4! That's like a 25 for them.
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: anything above a 3 elicits a 'whoa' for that team
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha search
x love squared: their first and last try
metrolite: *they get it*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha: Oh well. Comfortable in the back!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Zane/Juliet
metrolite: Jeffrey: For now.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: they BLEW it
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: last shot
x love squared: yep!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
metrolite: oh well
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
metrolite: Lorelei: Good luck, Nannerz
x love squared: Nandi: Get us ON that flight! *Lorelei is waving from her window seat in the plane*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh: She's seriously so sweet! Love her.
x love squared: Nandi: Wow
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
metrolite: Nandi: GET ME THE TICKETS
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: Nandi: Fuck you ALL. *She storms off*
metrolite: *Lorelei makes an exaggerated sad face in the window*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
metrolite: *it goes on to be delayed for six rounds* Nandi:
x love squared: will they join the flight 1 teams or flight TWO?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
x love squared: Flight ONE
metrolite: Beverly: ONE. Obviously.
metrolite: *Nandi erupts*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: The ticket agent: Sorry! Two spots just opened up.
metrolite: *she leaps at Beverly's throat*
x love squared: *He grins*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Flight ONE
x love squared: How many rounds superior is it?
metrolite: 12.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: SEVEN rounds.
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: the MAX!
x love squared: Nandi: Oh. My. Fuc--*Josh covers her mouth*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: DELAYS.
x love squared: Flight 1~
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 2
x love squared: Flight 2~
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 9
x love squared: whoa, close
x love squared: Seven rounds it is.
metrolite: Nandi: NO. Redo F1. I swear I put a fake explosive in Preston's carry-on.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Lorelei: Yep! I found it and fashioned it into a checkers board. Playing with a new friend I made on this earlier flight :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Nandi: OMG
x love squared: Flight 1 - Bobby/Aziz, April/Cam, Jacqui/Nasrin, Preston/Lorelei, Bert/Cassidy, Beverly/Brenton
metrolite: Gwendoline, a little girl: Your turn
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Don't talk to me
x love squared: Lorelei: I'm using you to make some girl jealous. Silence.
metrolite: Lorelei: I'm only using you to make someone jealous.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Gwen: okay should we send them a pic of us smiling?
x love squared: *The flight lands in Asuncion on a gorgeous sunny day*
x love squared: Paraguay: Welcome! Stay for a couple weeks?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
metrolite: isn't paraguay supposed to be nice? or is it urguay?
metrolite: uruguay* lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton race out first!
metrolite: omg
x love squared: aw Paraguay is really nice
x love squared: geez
x love squared: always good luck for them
metrolite: yep!
x love squared: And they tear open their next clue!
Clue: Hail a taxi ('4' on a 4-sided dice) and make your way 8 spaces to Metalúrgica Punta de Rieles, a sprawling yard packed with playground and grilling equipment. Once there, search amongst the equipment to locate your next clue.
>>Clues are located on 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, and 100. Start by rolling two 100-sided dice to search. After a clue has been claimed, remaining teams may roll four dice, then six dice, etc. to a maximum of fourteen dice.
metrolite: ooh
x love squared: And they look to hail a taxi!
metrolite: taxi is gonna FUCK someone up
x love squared: Beverly: Got my taxi arm all ready! :-)
x love squared: *She gingerly extends it outward*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: omg
metrolite: >__<
x love squared: *Seven taxis immediately pile up next to her*
x love squared: Beverly: ;-)
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *they all pull away after they step into one*
metrolite: The other teams: Wha?
x love squared: They head to the Metalurgica, 8 away!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: Aziz: WAIT. *They scream at a taxi driver*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Oscar: Fuck u want?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: Aziz: Not a ride with you. RUDE!
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Bobby: NO
x love squared: April: I'll take one! *She blows a kiss to Oscar*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: April: I'll lure a taxi with my feminine wiles.
x love squared: Oscar: No thanks. *He drives off*
metrolite: April: They LOVE big women here.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: April: He's gay.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin and Preston/Lorelei
x love squared: both at the taxi stand waiting patiently
metrolite: k
x love squared: Jacqui: Yup! Good things come to those who wait. Right?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Nasrin: WRONG.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei
metrolite: Lorelei: Good things happen to those who go after what they want *she drops onto the hood of a taxi from atop an awning*
x love squared: lmfao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: *she immediately tumbles off*
x love squared: *It was actually a police car*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
x love squared: at the taxi stand
x love squared: come on!
metrolite: *they beat up Preston in front of her as punishment*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: brb
x love squared: Lorelei: I love this country ;-)
x love squared: k
x love squared: SIX rounds
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 2 from the Metalurgica
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: aw
x love squared: And they immediately search amongst the various grilling and playground equipment to find a hidden clue
x love squared: Brenton: This is fun! *He goes down a slide*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 100-sided dice: 41 19
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and April/Cam need a taxi
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin do as well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: When you get back - Preston/Lorelei and Bert/Cassidy
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao k
x love squared: FIVE round
x love squared: s
x love squared: Nandi: :-) We're coming!
metrolite: *she's stretching in the aisles*
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton search again
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Brenton: Think I see one on this see saw.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 100-sided dice: 74 58
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and April/Cam
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: reminds me of the Brady Bunch movie
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: "thee you on thee thaw Thindy"
x love squared: April/Cam finally hop in a taxi
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: April: They LOVE big women here.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin and Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Their driver, to Cam: Hi
metrolite: April: HI!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: Lorelei: Then they'd NEVER like me. *She shows off her svelte figure*
x love squared: aw
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: And they take off to the Metalurgica!
x love squared: 8 away
metrolite: Lorelei: Just kidding. I'm EVERYONE'S type.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Whoa
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
x love squared: get that taxi!
metrolite: Cassidy: I AM NOT BLOWING THIS LEAD. *she huffs like a bull and charges off into traffic*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: FOUR rounds to go.
metrolite: *she's immediately hit by a biker*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton search again, out in first place
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 100-sided dice: 37 97
x love squared: As the hot Paraguayan sun beats DOWN on them
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: They take off!
metrolite: Paraguay: No, no. it's mild!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: April/Cam, at 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin need a taxi
x love squared: Nasrin: Where'd everyone go? *She motions to Cassidy*
metrolite: April: He can't keep his eyes off of me! *he's obviously still staring at Cam*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: Nasrin: Bye.
x love squared: They take off!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Cassidy: Ugh!
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei reach the Metalurgica!
x love squared: They search for a hidden clue somewhere in the yard
x love squared: All the clues still remain
metrolite: k
metrolite: Lorelei: Bev and Brent are blowing it.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Let's help them out by finding one. It'll increase their odds
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 100-sided dice: 56 64
x love squared: Brenton: Yeah, God forbid we take more than 3 rounds to do something. *He hisses*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy need a taxi
metrolite: Lorelei: Yes, God forbid that.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
x love squared: THREE rounds to go.
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton search again
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 100-sided dice: 74 48
metrolite: Lorelei: AND FAIL AGAIN.
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 4
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston: Stop antagonizing all the teams! :-\
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: April/Cam, at 6
metrolite: Lorelei: Just a little camaraderie. Chill out. Everyone loves me
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They arrive and join the search
x love squared: *April tries to go down a slide but gets stuck*
x love squared: Cam: LOL
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 100-sided dice: 65 73
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 2
metrolite: Lorelei: This should be good. Can she even find her own vagina under all that fat?
x love squared: lmfao
x love squared: Lorelei: Thank you, I'll be here all week.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They search as well!
metrolite: Preston: We better not be here all week
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 100-sided dice: 63 38
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei
metrolite: those elusive 10s
x love squared: these are WELL concealed
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 100-sided dice: 93 10
metrolite: yay!!!
metrolite: Lorelei: FOUND IT.
x love squared: Lorelei spots a clue!
x love squared: They tear open their next clue!
x love squared: Lorelei: And Nandi isn't even in Paraguay yet. LOL
metrolite: lmao
Detour: STACKED UP or STRUNG OUT? In "Stacked Up," teams will travel via taxi 5 spaces to Mercado Central de Abasto, Paraguay's largest fruit market, and stack watermelons in a 10x10 pyramid as a display for the watermelon vendor. Once the watermelon pyramid has successfully been constructed, the watermelon vendor will hand the team their next clue.
>>Teams must first transport 100 watermelons via wheelbarrow from the loading trucks to the stacking site. Roll two 20-sided dice to load watermelons, then transport the wheelbarrow (two 5-sided dice, lower number counts) 3 spaces to the stacking site. Deposit the watermelons and then head back 3 spaces for more. Repeat this until 100 watermelons are at the stacking site. Then, roll a 10-9-8-7-6 (four 10-sided dice, keep going if successful, but only one number can count per roll), followed by a 5-4-3-2-1 (two 5-sided dice) to complete the pyramid structure.
>>However, every time a number is duplicated in any roll (8 8 6 4 for example), you may advance the structure, but your structure is also in danger. Roll that digit (8 in this example) and if the highest number is rolled (8), your structure falls between 1-4 levels.
In "Strung Out," teams will travel via taxi 11 spaces to the Auditorium at the Universidad Nacional de Asunción. Once there, they will string together the national instrument of Paraguay, the harp. Once all 36 strings of the harp have been properly strung, the conductor will hand the team their next clue.
>>Roll a '2' on 2-sided dice to successfully attach one string, keep going if successful. Once the racer hits a '1' and ends his or her turn, their partner may continue stringing on the same turn until he or she also hits a '1'. Once the 36 strings are complete, the conductor will test the harp by rolling six 6-sided dice. For every '1' or '6' rolled, SIX strings are incorrectly attached. The team must string together that remainder before seeing the conductor again, who will once again check their work before handing them their next clue.
>>If at any time during the stringing both racers hit '1s' with their initial rolls and fail to attach any strings, the team will suffer with blisters and take the next two turns off.
metrolite: HOLY BLOCK OF TEXT
x love squared: And it's a detour!
metrolite: uh give me a minute
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lots of fruit markets this trip
x love squared: Nandi: Enjoy picking the WRONG one. *She latches on anything to insult them with*
x love squared: Josh: No. Just stop.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: I probably will
metrolite: no guinea pigs
metrolite: Lorelei: Should do the harp. I'd look so angelic with a harp, right? Right?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Paraguay: You would be a national symbol, thank you.
x love squared: Lorelei: Agreed.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: yikes
metrolite: I have horrible memories of challenges where it's my goal to roll 2s on a 2-sided dice
metrolite: but
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: it seems slightly easier
metrolite: less inolved at least
metrolite: involved*
x love squared: aw it's always hard to pick without seeing teams choose and FAIL the detour ahead of you
x love squared: but we'll see
metrolite: lmao yes
metrolite: I think I'll go with....
x love squared: I think you'll be fine regardless
metrolite: Preston: STRUNG OUT.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: okay
x love squared: They head to the Auditorium 11 away!
metrolite: Lorelei: Andale!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Lorelei: Strong Out like Nandi on the race. LOL
x love squared: Strung* lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy still need a taxi!
metrolite: Nandi: Strong Out was right *she flexes*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: get a fucking taxi
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
x love squared: TWO rounds to go
metrolite: figures they would do this
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton search again
x love squared: all but 10 available
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 4 100-sided dice: 67 55 53 1
metrolite: Lorelei: Two more dice. You're welcome... ouch!
x love squared: Brenton: I found a rock. *He tosses it and it accidentlly hits April*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: April/Cam and Jacqui/Nasrin both searching
x love squared: *Cam is seen checking some monkey bars*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 4 100-sided dice: 44 96 55 81
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 4 100-sided dice: 93 36 37 28
x love squared: geez
metrolite: wow!
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei can open up a lead!
x love squared: At 4/11
x love squared: heading to the Auditorium
metrolite: Lorelei: We will, thanks.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Lorelei: This Auditorium better have some serious A/C.
metrolite: lmao