Post by The Philiminator on Jun 25, 2013 18:46:53 GMT -8
x love squared: Aw btw
metrolite: Maybe that leg of random good luck (the one & only) will be this ONE
metrolite: Lorelei: Yes?
x love squared: The episode titles are from the first place team in that leg
x love squared: That's your REWARD for winning
metrolite: aw cute
metrolite: Beverly: Hence why two of my quotes have been used. Thank you.
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: *Roxanne rolls her eyes*
x love squared: Levi: And ours was probably from ME.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: must've been because Edward barely "speaks"
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: very rarely does a team have two members who speak frequently
x love squared: most have one representative if you will
metrolite: true
x love squared: Brenton: We're pretty 50/50, thanks. :-)
metrolite: Parvati and Misha: #exception
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Any predictions?
metrolite: Hmm
metrolite: I think one of my teams will struggle, but wind up placing well. I think I'll definitely have a team in the bottom 3 and be on the verge of going.
x love squared: aw okay
metrolite: whether I go or not is debatable. TUNE IN!
metrolite: you?
x love squared: I'm going to say B/B struggle for once
x love squared: and barely hold onto their EP and survive
metrolite: hmm
metrolite: I think they'll do so-so and wind up in the top 5 still
x love squared: you'll get first place, finish in the middle, and your last team will be in the bottom two
metrolite: Beverly: IA with Kyle.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: wow
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: VERY specific
x love squared: I'm thinking E/L are your first placers tbh
x love squared: we'll see
metrolite: You: One of your teams will encounter a tall, dark stranger who will change their lives FOREVER
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: You: Another team will adopt a puppy as a mascot for the remainder of the race. The puppy will be named Poncho.
x love squared: Me: One will have a bunion on their left foot, which MUST be removed via surgery within two weeks of arriving back in the U.S.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cassidy: Fuck
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Okay - GOOD LUCK to all
x love squared: Let's do it
metrolite: THANKS!
metrolite: Can't be worse than last leg. OR CAN IT?
x love squared: Phil: Welcome back... to... *the camera zooms up the steps and onto Phil's face* the third pitstop in a race around the world, Escalinata Antequera in Paraguay!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton will depart in first place
x love squared: after claiming their SECOND leg victory
x love squared: Brenton: Let's do this! *They high five and share a laugh*
x love squared: Roxanne: Ugh
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *they bomb out this leg and turn on each other*
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Hail a taxi ('4' on a 4-sided dice) and travel 13 spaces to the AsunciĆ³n International Airport. Once there, book tickets to your next destination city: Turin, Italy, a major business and cultural center also known as "Italy's Motor City". Once in Turin, teams will be handed their next clue.
>>Teams traveling on spaces 3 or 5 will find a shortcut leading directly to the airport. Teams traveling on space 12 will find themselves lost outside the airport for 1-4 rounds.
x love squared: And they look to hail a taxi to the airport!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: as do Josh/Nandi and Bobby/Aziz
metrolite: ooh
x love squared: Nandi: Italy? My kind of place. Let's get out of this hell hole.
metrolite: taxi=equalizer
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off!
metrolite: OMG. Haven't been to Italy in forever on a race (?)
x love squared: aw yep
x love squared: been a while
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin and Bert/Cassidy take off
metrolite: aw Turin
x love squared: Jacqui: Here's a taxi! Great start to our leg. :-\
metrolite: Brian's been there, heh.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Now you have too! *We cough*
metrolite: And I haven't been ANYWHERE.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
metrolite: Me: JK. I've been ALL OVER THE WORLD *I drool*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: whoa!
x love squared: Whoa
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Cassidy: Walk, walk, fashion baby...
x love squared: Bert: TURIN, not Milan.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha take off
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: Cassidy: It's my "turin" to get first place.
x love squared: Tabitha: Feel good about this leg! :-\
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi and April/Cam
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: ogm!
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: omg* lmao
x love squared: #LUCK
metrolite: *shocked*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao k w/e
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao k
x love squared: Bev/Brenton and Josh/Nandi
x love squared: out in front, still taxi-less
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: Brenton: EP!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 2
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: aw no shortcut yet
metrolite: weird
x love squared: Aziz: I'm driving and we WILL hit this shortcut.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: no one passed it by though
metrolite: Aziz: NEXT round.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin need a taxi
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: aw
metrolite: aw
x love squared: They climb in and head to the airport
metrolite: Nasrin: Found one. I just walked down the block a little. These other teams are LAY-ZEE.
x love squared: Rafael: Ok, we go!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Nasrin: Traffic? :-)
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy at 2
metrolite: everyone did similar things
metrolite: Cassidy: Take that shortcut, Driver.
x love squared: 4 teams en route to the airport, 5 still needing a taxi
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: Cassidy: Um, okay?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cassidy: Hit that delay and you lose your balls ;-)
metrolite: The Driver: Fuck off, white bitch
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha need a taxi
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 1
x love squared: Get that shortcut!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: omg lol
metrolite: should've got that last time, dudes
x love squared: April/Cam and Preston/Lorelei need a taxi
x love squared: *April is seem chomping obnoxiously on some chewing gum*
metrolite: *Lorelei trips April*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Cam: Thx
x love squared: Cam: She's like a cow with her cud.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: Bev/Brenton and Josh/Nandi
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Nandi: Good luck, teams! *She cackles*
metrolite: aw
metrolite: *they arrive first*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: or not
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: #blewit
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 4
metrolite: ew NO
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: k
metrolite: heh
x love squared: Aziz: Meh, we'll get there next round.
metrolite: they'll get there next round
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 1
metrolite: *I nod at him*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
x love squared: geez
metrolite: The Shortcuts: What's the dealio?
x love squared: *The shortcuts are these narrow alleyways that are almost impossible to see*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at 8
metrolite: Cassidy: Do NOT get a four.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Cassidy: TYSM.
x love squared: They reach the airport FIRST and search for tickets!
metrolite: Cassidy: Work your magic, Bert.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: omg
x love squared: They immediately snag tickets for the earliest possible flight!
metrolite: Cassidy: He's an idiot savant, I swear. This is the ONLY thing this man is good for.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *Bert beams with pride*
x love squared: Cassidy: Now I guess I'll be forced to carry him the rest of the leg. Oh well. *She sighs*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha need a taxi
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: Cassidy: If only getting better tickets was enough to win my love, right, B?
x love squared: Tabitha: Why does nothing ever go our way, Jeff?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 6
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: hm okay
x love squared: April/Cam and Preston/Lorelei
x love squared: among the last 4 teams
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: April/Cam take off!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: ew
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Sign us up for that second flight heh
x love squared: Lorelei: Right behind you! Here's a taxi
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: CONFLICTED.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Preston: That's a wheelchair.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *she hops on*
x love squared: Preston: And there's someone in it. Leave them ALONE.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: Pablo: No, it's okay. She can sit on my lap
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 2
x love squared: Nandi: Driver! *She reaches over him and grabs at the wheel*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: and they blow by the shortcut!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 11
metrolite: I hope they hit 12.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: they search for a better flight!
x love squared: Aziz: Same thing as that blonde chick got.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, one of three teams still needing a taxi
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: aw
x love squared: aw
metrolite: lol
x love squared: They take off as well!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: Lorelei: Heh.
x love squared: And they reach the airport!
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Preston: wtf... they evaporated into the air
x love squared: Tabitha: We need this flight - with our heinous luck.
x love squared: Jeffrey: True... here's a nice looking agent.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
x love squared: And they're on! Whoa
x love squared: Cassidy: #coalition
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: wow
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 8
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: aw
x love squared: They search as well!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
metrolite: Levi: Of course.
x love squared: April/Cam, at 2
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei and Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: both still at the starting point of the leg
metrolite: wow
metrolite: these FAILURES
metrolite: giving all the team's a billion opportunities to find the better flight
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Brenton: Put the Express Pass BACK in your pocket, Bev.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 9
metrolite: Brenton: ...for safe keeping.
x love squared: Nandi: Speed! Zoom zoom!
x love squared: *Josh rolls his eyes*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at the airport
x love squared: Aziz: Okay, heh. We deserve this.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
x love squared: And they're on as well!
metrolite: ew
metrolite: they have such good luck
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: always average to great luck - never bad
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: ouch
x love squared: them, on the other hand...
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: 3 round delay
x love squared: Edward/Levi at the airport
metrolite: Preston: Sorry ladies, you'll only get 6 chances to find it now. *he rolls his eyes*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
x love squared: April/Cam at 9
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei and Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Paraguay: Walk down the street. There are some taxis
metrolite: >____<
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: Lorelei: NO. They should come to ~me.
x love squared: Brenton: Not seeing 'em
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: ouch
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: 3 round delay!
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Edward/Levi at the airport
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
x love squared: they have a shitload of chances. plz find this
x love squared: April/Cam at 10
metrolite: lmao yes, everyone will
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: They search!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei and Beverly/Brenton
metrolite: Lorelei: AMERICAN WOMAN NEEDS HELP! *she stomps around*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: The locals: this bitch
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: Aw
x love squared: They take off!
metrolite: *a taxi immediately pulls over*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Thank you Now, drive to space 3 or 5.
x love squared: Their driver: I love the US of A!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bev/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: Lorelei: If you love the USA, then do what this American SAYS.
x love squared: Brenton: First to get here, last to leave.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi and April/Cam
x love squared: searching for that top flight
metrolite: Brenton: Don't mean to play the race card but....
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei at 2.
x love squared: aw get it!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: grr
metrolite: like one team hit the shortcut
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton - why do I feel as soon as they get a taxi they'll hit the shortcut
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao right
x love squared: Ed/Levi and April/Cam
metrolite: Us: They'll do it in the next two rolls I bet. Then, probably hit 8 on their second and last roll.
x love squared: *Bobby smirks, watching those teams from a distance*
metrolite: er
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: -Us
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
metrolite: ugh
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei at 7
metrolite: April: That guy is smiling at me from a distance. He's OBSESSED.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cam: I think he's on the race with us.
metrolite: April: I dont think so.
x love squared: April: He clearly wants these goodies, whoever he is
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin finally reach the airport
metrolite: April: I'm going to bend over and tie my shoe. Watch to see if he stares at my ass.
x love squared: They, along with Edward/Levi and April/Cam, continue searching
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
metrolite: *she bends over and her ass sends Cam flying*
x love squared: Cam: That thing is a deadly weapon! Sheesh.
metrolite: April: Bend & snap!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
metrolite: ugh
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: April/Cam are on the flight!
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 11
metrolite: Ticket agent: DAYUM. White girl's gotta booty. TICKETS FOR YOU!
x love squared: Lorelei: Let's beat Nandi there.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: omfg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: heh
metrolite: brb
x love squared: k, not bad
x love squared: Bev/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Josh/Nandi reach the airport!
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, Jacqui/Nasrin and Edward/Levi search
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
metrolite: k
metrolite: Edward: I made some calls. We're getting the tickets right now
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: Edward: I'm a VERY powerful man.
x love squared: Edward: I don't fuck around.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: STILL at the start.
metrolite: Edward: I've got tons of money. That's how I attract these golddiggers.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Jacqui/Nasrin
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Bev/Brenton
metrolite: they're HANDING you the better tickets
metrolite: get those 8s
x love squared: Brenton: We should go. Don't want to be in a different country when the others land.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Jacqui/Nasrin
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
metrolite: Beverly: What's the rush? Let's soak up the Peruvian(?) sunshine.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin are on!
metrolite: aw
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei reach the airport and search!
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: omg
metrolite: Lorelei: Keep that up please.
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Preston/Lorelei searching for a flight
x love squared: *Nandi and Lorelei nod at each other*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh and Preston: ...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
metrolite: *Lorelei grins*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: practically gift wrapping them tickets
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw
x love squared: They finally take off
metrolite: they'll get a shortcut
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: And they search at the airport! Everyone gets ONE shot.
metrolite: they'll roll an 8 too
metrolite: because GOD hates me
x love squared: Bev/Brenton, Josh/Nandi, Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
metrolite: ugh!
x love squared: And those are our bottom 3 teams
metrolite:
metrolite: great
metrolite: already trying to play catch up
x love squared: Okay, how many rounds superior is F1?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: SEVEN rounds
metrolite: yup
metrolite: figures
metrolite: Nandi: Good thing it's delayed.
x love squared: Any delays? F1 and F2...
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 10
x love squared: Flight 1 is DELAYED
metrolite: Nandi: Yup Someone got food poisoning.
x love squared: for...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmfao
x love squared: seven rounds! lmao
x love squared: And F2...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 3
metrolite: *Flight 2 perks up*
x love squared: Meaning these two flights arrive at the SAME time.
metrolite: *April's seen puking in the tiny bathroom. Nandi grins from Flight 2*
x love squared: Flight 1, Flight 2 - let's see which lets passengers out first.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Flight 2 opens its doors first!
x love squared: Cassidy: OMFG.
metrolite: aw lmao
x love squared: Turin: Welcome, btw! <3
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, Josh/Nandi, Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
metrolite: aw yay Italy
x love squared: Josh/Nandi storm out of the airport!
metrolite: Nandi: HANDICAP! Comin' through!
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Now run (5-sided dice) exactly 6 spaces to a nearby parking garage. Hop in a Ford Focus, which has your next clue attached to its steering wheel.
x love squared: They run to the nearby parking garage!
metrolite: omg
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: *nightmares to a team of mine who got stuck in a parking garage for like 16 turns*
x love squared: as do Preston/Lorelei and Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Nandi: #flight2alliance?
metrolite: Lorelei: Let's all walk there together!
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: NO one go faster than 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Lorelei: If you do you're not a team player--HEY!
x love squared: Brenton: Shoot. We didn't hear you! Sorry
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Lorelei and Nandi are seen bitching about them*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston: You two are TOTAL frenemies. It's disgusting.
x love squared: *Flight 1 lets their passengers out*
metrolite: Nandi: The producers are obviously helping them. No way they could be doing this good on their own. Bev's decrepit.
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, Jeffrey/Tabitha, Bobby/Aziz, April/Cam, Edward/Levi, Jacqui/Nasrin
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
metrolite: Cassidy: *sigh*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha race towards the parking garage!
x love squared: lmfao yes
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and April/Cam also take off
metrolite: this is going to equalize everyone anyway... the EXACT number
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Locals: Whoa, that parking garage is FULL. Maximum capacity!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin and Bert/Cassidy
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: kk
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 2
metrolite: Lorelei: Wait for us, Nando
x love squared: Nandi: There they are, the holy grail of cheap, poorly-designed Fords. The Focus.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei at 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: ugh always need a 1
metrolite: always
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 4. Jeffrey/Tabitha at 3.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: I can never not do this without needing a one for my final turn
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha hop in a focus!
x love squared: They tear open their next clue!
x love squared: *None of the other teams see them*
metrolite: lmao
Clue: Drive yourselves 14 spaces to the Lingotto building, a strikingly designed building which was once home to Fiat's automobile factory, and the location of your next clue. Once there, use your Ford Focus' self-parallel parking feature to park your car.
>>To use the self-parallel parking feature, simply locate an empty space between two cars (roll three 100-sided dice, with the middle number being in between the other numbers), and then allow the car to do the difficult work for you as you lightly step on the gas by rolling 50-sided dice followed by the difference.
x love squared: They head to the Lingotta building, 14 away
x love squared: Lingotto* even
x love squared: Turin: Get it RIGHT.
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: The future is HERE with these self-parallell parking structures
x love squared: They head to the Lingotto building!
metrolite: parallel*
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: ew
x love squared: Ford: :-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: April/Cam at 2. Edward/Levi at 1
x love squared: Both searching for those Focuses
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: UGH.
metrolite: ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 3. Bert/Cassidy at 2.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
x love squared: And J/N take off!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: k not a one at least
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 4, Preston/Lorelei at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Josh/Nandi take off!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: I'm going to have three teams stuck here forever I bet I can seriously see that happening.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: yup
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha and Bobby/Aziz, both at 1 heading to the Lingotto building
x love squared: Tabitha: Can we please stay at the top of the pack this time? Please?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Jeffrey: ...maybe?
metrolite: Jeffrey: YES
x love squared: teams are moving SLOW
x love squared: April/Cam at 4. Edward/Levi at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: Turin: Busy streets! LOTS of people want to come here <3
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Turin: Motor City! Hahaha
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg
metrolite: my 2s are going to the wrong team
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 2 heading to the Lingotto Building
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at 4
metrolite: If I get a 1 here I'll cry. ALL the wrong rolls.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: k
metrolite: I suck.
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 3
x love squared: *Nandi is seen weaving in and out of traffic, driving down the wrong side of the road*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei and Beverly/Brenton, both ONE away
metrolite: *the car flips over six times and lands right side up. She keeps driving*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: OMG!
x love squared: P/L take off!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: I'll take it.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 2.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: Tabitha: We just can't blow it at the challenges. Let's not reverse our luck here.
x love squared: Bobby: These cheap pieces of shit drive so HORRIBLY
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Ford: :-\
x love squared: April/Cam at 4. Edward/Levi at 5.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: *that's edited out and dubbed over* Bobby: These [wonderful cars] drive so [WONDERFULLY]
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Levi: ^There's our one.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: heh
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 6 heading to the Lingotto building
x love squared: Nasrin: Just waiting for a torrential storm of bad luck to hit us.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Nasrin: It's starting.
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, 2 from the Ford Focuses
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: great
metrolite:
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 2!
metrolite: Nandi: Look out for a spot!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, once again are STUCK
x love squared: at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: with my two teams
x love squared: Brenton: Not doing so hot this leg!
metrolite: I always get stuck at this kind of thing.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: Roxanne: GIVING ME LIFE!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *She touches herself*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 6
metrolite: LOW
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: April/Cam and Edward/Levi, both ONE away
x love squared: Cam: Why can't we find this car? Are we blind?!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: *They walk right past one*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: April: Looking for that SUV!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *they barely read the clue*
metrolite: Levi: I think I see it...
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Levi: Make another "call," Ed
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Edward: I'm on it.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 7 from the Lingotto Building
metrolite: *he disappears into an elevator*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: whoa!
x love squared: They immediately look for an empty space between two cars
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 10 86 17
x love squared: NOT it
x love squared: *Jacqui pulls up to a tiny spot and tries to back in* Nasrin: NO.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Jacqui: I can do it!
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, 1 from the Ford Focus
metrolite: *she scrapes a really expensive looking car* Jacqui: Oops *she drives off*
x love squared: lmfao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: uggh
x love squared: Josh/Nandi also look for an empty space
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 95 60 70
x love squared: Nandi: Damn Italians are all over this place.
x love squared: *She honks*
metrolite: Nandi: That's a no parking space, you dipshit!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 4
metrolite: let's go a little faster
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: yep, that's definitely a "little" faster
x love squared: *An old lady cuts them off*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bev/Brenton, one from their car
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Tough luck for them
metrolite: eh, they'll be fine
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, TWO from the L.B.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: it's my team's that will NOT
x love squared: And they search for an empty space!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 54 38 46
metrolite: Tabitha: There's one!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: It's on the next block
x love squared: *It's barely big enough for a bicycle*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 2 away as well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: They search for an empty space!
metrolite: they'll find it here
x love squared: Ford: Hurry UP so we can show off this feature.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 79 72 39
x love squared: They find one!
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: of course
metrolite: do they ever struggle with anything??~
x love squared: And they hit the parallel park button which begins the process
x love squared: Their car: Hold on.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 29
metrolite: *the car jerks forward awkwardly and then back*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Ford: :-\
x love squared: April/Cam and Edward/Levi
x love squared: ONE from their cars
metrolite: *Aziz hits his head on the window*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: *Blood is everywhere*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Ford: CUT.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin need a spot
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 29 40 64
metrolite: Nasrin: I see one!
x love squared: They find one and start parallel parking!
metrolite: Nasrin: Pull in, Jac
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 46
metrolite: Nasrin: Let the car do it's thing, you control freak.
x love squared: Ford: :-D
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *she's seen trying to steer*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin: STOP THAT. *She swats at her hands*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, one away
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 1-sided die: 1
metrolite:
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *I continue on*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: aw
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: omg!
x love squared: And they take off!
metrolite: Cassidy: We don't even need to cheat!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: just 3 cars stuck in the parking garage now
x love squared: Josh/Nandi still need a space
x love squared: Nandi: MOVE IT you old prune! Gratzi! *She flips an elderly guy off*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 40 89 85
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 7 from the building
metrolite: The Old Man: I'm NOT leaving my spot. I'm going to sit in here and make some calls
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: wow
metrolite: get above a THREE
x love squared: *He's positioned to where he's actually hogging a spot where two cars could reasonably fit*
x love squared: Nandi: OMG
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 5
x love squared: one away still
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: *he pulls out a Subway sandwich and Nandi's seen melting*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha need an empty space
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 70 55 42
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Jeffrey: Let's test this out! <3Ford
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 33
metrolite: Tabitha: I told you it was on the next block
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, in the middle of parking. 29/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 21-sided die: 3
x love squared: Bobby: The fuck?
metrolite: Bobby: PIECE OF SHIT
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby: I'd take a Fiat over this POS.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam and Edward/Levi, both one away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: April/Cam head to the Lingotto building!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite:
metrolite: Levi: Did you make that call??
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: Edward: Busy.
x love squared: Edward: Nope. Not answering. Give me a MINUTE.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 46/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy at 2
metrolite: It'd be great if I could get higher than a 3 while traveling
x love squared: Bert: Love this new car smell! *He takes a deep breath from the backseat*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cassidy: Help me navigate? GOD
metrolite: *He's seen huffing it*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: Nandi: I don't believe this! *She tries to actually push the old man's car with her Focus*
metrolite: Nandi must be FLIPPING
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 86 91 31
x love squared: Nandi: GOD DAMN IT. *She honks*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 4 from the building!
metrolite: Dario: Think I'll take a snooze *he grins at Nandi*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Dario:SIESTA!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: Dario: Ciao! *He closes his eyes*
metrolite: finally, jfc
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: And P/L look for a spot!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 62 70 21
metrolite: Lorelei: We'll park here.
x love squared: Nandi: Right?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Preston: This is handicap...
metrolite: Lorelei: You must qualify somehow?
x love squared: Nandi: Girl, help me push this dude out of here. There are TWO spots right here.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *they plow into his car from opposite sides*
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, one away still
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 33/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 17-sided die: 3
metrolite: Everyone: Why is this slowing down?
x love squared: Jeffrey: Amazing feature! :-\
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Their Focus: STFU. Parallel parking takes patience.
metrolite: Tabitha: It's like we're in the Jetson's.
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 32/50
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 18-sided die: 9
x love squared: April/Cam at 1
metrolite: Theirs is so slow
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Everyone is driving really SLOW
x love squared: Edward/Levi, one away still
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: who will be the last team to leave that spot? :-\
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 48/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Nasrin: OMG.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *It rams the car in front of them*
x love squared: Ford: We're just testing this feature out jsyk. It has some kinks.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at 6
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: YES
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: finally
metrolite: a team who wants THIS
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 99 62 30
metrolite: *they bash into the car*
x love squared: Nandi: FINALLY.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *She bashes his window in before starting her parallel park*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 44
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: whoa
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 46 68 87
metrolite: aw
x love squared: they get in too!
x love squared: *They nod at each other*
metrolite: *it jerks so quickly, their airbags go off*
x love squared: Dario: Calling the cops tbh.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 50-sided die: 8
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: They simply can't get out of that garage.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 36/50
metrolite: *they're trapped in an elevator*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 14-sided die: 4
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Other cars are seen parallel parking super fast all around them, while the racing teams are taking forever*
x love squared: Ford: :-\
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 41/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 9-sided die: 8
metrolite: *drivers are furiously honking at the Fords*
x love squared: lmfao
x love squared: The locals: God damn American pieces of shit!
x love squared: April/Cam, at 3
metrolite: *they jut out into traffic taking up a couple lanes*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: Ford: It's part of the process!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Ford: #innovative
x love squared: Edward/Levi, one away still
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 1-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: You: It worked last time.
metrolite: lmao exactly
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Levi: MOTHERFUCKER
metrolite: Maybe that leg of random good luck (the one & only) will be this ONE
metrolite: Lorelei: Yes?
x love squared: The episode titles are from the first place team in that leg
x love squared: That's your REWARD for winning
metrolite: aw cute
metrolite: Beverly: Hence why two of my quotes have been used. Thank you.
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: *Roxanne rolls her eyes*
x love squared: Levi: And ours was probably from ME.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: must've been because Edward barely "speaks"
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: very rarely does a team have two members who speak frequently
x love squared: most have one representative if you will
metrolite: true
x love squared: Brenton: We're pretty 50/50, thanks. :-)
metrolite: Parvati and Misha: #exception
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Any predictions?
metrolite: Hmm
metrolite: I think one of my teams will struggle, but wind up placing well. I think I'll definitely have a team in the bottom 3 and be on the verge of going.
x love squared: aw okay
metrolite: whether I go or not is debatable. TUNE IN!
metrolite: you?
x love squared: I'm going to say B/B struggle for once
x love squared: and barely hold onto their EP and survive
metrolite: hmm
metrolite: I think they'll do so-so and wind up in the top 5 still
x love squared: you'll get first place, finish in the middle, and your last team will be in the bottom two
metrolite: Beverly: IA with Kyle.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: wow
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: VERY specific
x love squared: I'm thinking E/L are your first placers tbh
x love squared: we'll see
metrolite: You: One of your teams will encounter a tall, dark stranger who will change their lives FOREVER
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: You: Another team will adopt a puppy as a mascot for the remainder of the race. The puppy will be named Poncho.
x love squared: Me: One will have a bunion on their left foot, which MUST be removed via surgery within two weeks of arriving back in the U.S.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cassidy: Fuck
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Okay - GOOD LUCK to all
x love squared: Let's do it
metrolite: THANKS!
metrolite: Can't be worse than last leg. OR CAN IT?
x love squared: Phil: Welcome back... to... *the camera zooms up the steps and onto Phil's face* the third pitstop in a race around the world, Escalinata Antequera in Paraguay!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton will depart in first place
x love squared: after claiming their SECOND leg victory
x love squared: Brenton: Let's do this! *They high five and share a laugh*
x love squared: Roxanne: Ugh
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *they bomb out this leg and turn on each other*
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Hail a taxi ('4' on a 4-sided dice) and travel 13 spaces to the AsunciĆ³n International Airport. Once there, book tickets to your next destination city: Turin, Italy, a major business and cultural center also known as "Italy's Motor City". Once in Turin, teams will be handed their next clue.
>>Teams traveling on spaces 3 or 5 will find a shortcut leading directly to the airport. Teams traveling on space 12 will find themselves lost outside the airport for 1-4 rounds.
x love squared: And they look to hail a taxi to the airport!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: as do Josh/Nandi and Bobby/Aziz
metrolite: ooh
x love squared: Nandi: Italy? My kind of place. Let's get out of this hell hole.
metrolite: taxi=equalizer
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off!
metrolite: OMG. Haven't been to Italy in forever on a race (?)
x love squared: aw yep
x love squared: been a while
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin and Bert/Cassidy take off
metrolite: aw Turin
x love squared: Jacqui: Here's a taxi! Great start to our leg. :-\
metrolite: Brian's been there, heh.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Now you have too! *We cough*
metrolite: And I haven't been ANYWHERE.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy
metrolite: Me: JK. I've been ALL OVER THE WORLD *I drool*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: whoa!
x love squared: Whoa
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Cassidy: Walk, walk, fashion baby...
x love squared: Bert: TURIN, not Milan.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha take off
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: Cassidy: It's my "turin" to get first place.
x love squared: Tabitha: Feel good about this leg! :-\
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi and April/Cam
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: ogm!
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: omg* lmao
x love squared: #LUCK
metrolite: *shocked*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao k w/e
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao k
x love squared: Bev/Brenton and Josh/Nandi
x love squared: out in front, still taxi-less
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: Brenton: EP!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 2
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: aw no shortcut yet
metrolite: weird
x love squared: Aziz: I'm driving and we WILL hit this shortcut.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: no one passed it by though
metrolite: Aziz: NEXT round.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin need a taxi
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: aw
metrolite: aw
x love squared: They climb in and head to the airport
metrolite: Nasrin: Found one. I just walked down the block a little. These other teams are LAY-ZEE.
x love squared: Rafael: Ok, we go!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Nasrin: Traffic? :-)
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy at 2
metrolite: everyone did similar things
metrolite: Cassidy: Take that shortcut, Driver.
x love squared: 4 teams en route to the airport, 5 still needing a taxi
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: Cassidy: Um, okay?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cassidy: Hit that delay and you lose your balls ;-)
metrolite: The Driver: Fuck off, white bitch
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha need a taxi
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 1
x love squared: Get that shortcut!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: omg lol
metrolite: should've got that last time, dudes
x love squared: April/Cam and Preston/Lorelei need a taxi
x love squared: *April is seem chomping obnoxiously on some chewing gum*
metrolite: *Lorelei trips April*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Cam: Thx
x love squared: Cam: She's like a cow with her cud.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: Bev/Brenton and Josh/Nandi
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Nandi: Good luck, teams! *She cackles*
metrolite: aw
metrolite: *they arrive first*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: or not
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: #blewit
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 4
metrolite: ew NO
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: k
metrolite: heh
x love squared: Aziz: Meh, we'll get there next round.
metrolite: they'll get there next round
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 1
metrolite: *I nod at him*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
x love squared: geez
metrolite: The Shortcuts: What's the dealio?
x love squared: *The shortcuts are these narrow alleyways that are almost impossible to see*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at 8
metrolite: Cassidy: Do NOT get a four.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Cassidy: TYSM.
x love squared: They reach the airport FIRST and search for tickets!
metrolite: Cassidy: Work your magic, Bert.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: omg
x love squared: They immediately snag tickets for the earliest possible flight!
metrolite: Cassidy: He's an idiot savant, I swear. This is the ONLY thing this man is good for.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *Bert beams with pride*
x love squared: Cassidy: Now I guess I'll be forced to carry him the rest of the leg. Oh well. *She sighs*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha need a taxi
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: Cassidy: If only getting better tickets was enough to win my love, right, B?
x love squared: Tabitha: Why does nothing ever go our way, Jeff?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 6
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: hm okay
x love squared: April/Cam and Preston/Lorelei
x love squared: among the last 4 teams
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: April/Cam take off!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: ew
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Sign us up for that second flight heh
x love squared: Lorelei: Right behind you! Here's a taxi
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: CONFLICTED.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Preston: That's a wheelchair.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *she hops on*
x love squared: Preston: And there's someone in it. Leave them ALONE.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: Pablo: No, it's okay. She can sit on my lap
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 2
x love squared: Nandi: Driver! *She reaches over him and grabs at the wheel*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: and they blow by the shortcut!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 11
metrolite: I hope they hit 12.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: they search for a better flight!
x love squared: Aziz: Same thing as that blonde chick got.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, one of three teams still needing a taxi
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: aw
x love squared: aw
metrolite: lol
x love squared: They take off as well!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: Lorelei: Heh.
x love squared: And they reach the airport!
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Preston: wtf... they evaporated into the air
x love squared: Tabitha: We need this flight - with our heinous luck.
x love squared: Jeffrey: True... here's a nice looking agent.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
x love squared: And they're on! Whoa
x love squared: Cassidy: #coalition
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: wow
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 8
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: aw
x love squared: They search as well!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
metrolite: Levi: Of course.
x love squared: April/Cam, at 2
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei and Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: both still at the starting point of the leg
metrolite: wow
metrolite: these FAILURES
metrolite: giving all the team's a billion opportunities to find the better flight
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Brenton: Put the Express Pass BACK in your pocket, Bev.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 9
metrolite: Brenton: ...for safe keeping.
x love squared: Nandi: Speed! Zoom zoom!
x love squared: *Josh rolls his eyes*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at the airport
x love squared: Aziz: Okay, heh. We deserve this.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
x love squared: And they're on as well!
metrolite: ew
metrolite: they have such good luck
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: always average to great luck - never bad
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: ouch
x love squared: them, on the other hand...
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: 3 round delay
x love squared: Edward/Levi at the airport
metrolite: Preston: Sorry ladies, you'll only get 6 chances to find it now. *he rolls his eyes*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
x love squared: April/Cam at 9
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei and Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Paraguay: Walk down the street. There are some taxis
metrolite: >____<
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: Lorelei: NO. They should come to ~me.
x love squared: Brenton: Not seeing 'em
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: ouch
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: 3 round delay!
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Edward/Levi at the airport
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
x love squared: they have a shitload of chances. plz find this
x love squared: April/Cam at 10
metrolite: lmao yes, everyone will
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: They search!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei and Beverly/Brenton
metrolite: Lorelei: AMERICAN WOMAN NEEDS HELP! *she stomps around*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: The locals: this bitch
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: Aw
x love squared: They take off!
metrolite: *a taxi immediately pulls over*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: Thank you Now, drive to space 3 or 5.
x love squared: Their driver: I love the US of A!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bev/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: Lorelei: If you love the USA, then do what this American SAYS.
x love squared: Brenton: First to get here, last to leave.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi and April/Cam
x love squared: searching for that top flight
metrolite: Brenton: Don't mean to play the race card but....
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei at 2.
x love squared: aw get it!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: grr
metrolite: like one team hit the shortcut
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton - why do I feel as soon as they get a taxi they'll hit the shortcut
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao right
x love squared: Ed/Levi and April/Cam
metrolite: Us: They'll do it in the next two rolls I bet. Then, probably hit 8 on their second and last roll.
x love squared: *Bobby smirks, watching those teams from a distance*
metrolite: er
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: -Us
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
metrolite: ugh
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei at 7
metrolite: April: That guy is smiling at me from a distance. He's OBSESSED.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cam: I think he's on the race with us.
metrolite: April: I dont think so.
x love squared: April: He clearly wants these goodies, whoever he is
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin finally reach the airport
metrolite: April: I'm going to bend over and tie my shoe. Watch to see if he stares at my ass.
x love squared: They, along with Edward/Levi and April/Cam, continue searching
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
metrolite: *she bends over and her ass sends Cam flying*
x love squared: Cam: That thing is a deadly weapon! Sheesh.
metrolite: April: Bend & snap!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
metrolite: ugh
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: April/Cam are on the flight!
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 11
metrolite: Ticket agent: DAYUM. White girl's gotta booty. TICKETS FOR YOU!
x love squared: Lorelei: Let's beat Nandi there.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: omfg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: heh
metrolite: brb
x love squared: k, not bad
x love squared: Bev/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Josh/Nandi reach the airport!
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, Jacqui/Nasrin and Edward/Levi search
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
metrolite: k
metrolite: Edward: I made some calls. We're getting the tickets right now
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: Edward: I'm a VERY powerful man.
x love squared: Edward: I don't fuck around.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: STILL at the start.
metrolite: Edward: I've got tons of money. That's how I attract these golddiggers.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Jacqui/Nasrin
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Bev/Brenton
metrolite: they're HANDING you the better tickets
metrolite: get those 8s
x love squared: Brenton: We should go. Don't want to be in a different country when the others land.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Jacqui/Nasrin
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
metrolite: Beverly: What's the rush? Let's soak up the Peruvian(?) sunshine.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin are on!
metrolite: aw
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei reach the airport and search!
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: omg
metrolite: Lorelei: Keep that up please.
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Preston/Lorelei searching for a flight
x love squared: *Nandi and Lorelei nod at each other*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh and Preston: ...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
metrolite: *Lorelei grins*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: practically gift wrapping them tickets
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw
x love squared: They finally take off
metrolite: they'll get a shortcut
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: And they search at the airport! Everyone gets ONE shot.
metrolite: they'll roll an 8 too
metrolite: because GOD hates me
x love squared: Bev/Brenton, Josh/Nandi, Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
metrolite: ugh!
x love squared: And those are our bottom 3 teams
metrolite:
metrolite: great
metrolite: already trying to play catch up
x love squared: Okay, how many rounds superior is F1?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: SEVEN rounds
metrolite: yup
metrolite: figures
metrolite: Nandi: Good thing it's delayed.
x love squared: Any delays? F1 and F2...
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 10
x love squared: Flight 1 is DELAYED
metrolite: Nandi: Yup Someone got food poisoning.
x love squared: for...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmfao
x love squared: seven rounds! lmao
x love squared: And F2...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 3
metrolite: *Flight 2 perks up*
x love squared: Meaning these two flights arrive at the SAME time.
metrolite: *April's seen puking in the tiny bathroom. Nandi grins from Flight 2*
x love squared: Flight 1, Flight 2 - let's see which lets passengers out first.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Flight 2 opens its doors first!
x love squared: Cassidy: OMFG.
metrolite: aw lmao
x love squared: Turin: Welcome, btw! <3
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, Josh/Nandi, Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
metrolite: aw yay Italy
x love squared: Josh/Nandi storm out of the airport!
metrolite: Nandi: HANDICAP! Comin' through!
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Now run (5-sided dice) exactly 6 spaces to a nearby parking garage. Hop in a Ford Focus, which has your next clue attached to its steering wheel.
x love squared: They run to the nearby parking garage!
metrolite: omg
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: *nightmares to a team of mine who got stuck in a parking garage for like 16 turns*
x love squared: as do Preston/Lorelei and Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Nandi: #flight2alliance?
metrolite: Lorelei: Let's all walk there together!
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Lorelei: NO one go faster than 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Lorelei: If you do you're not a team player--HEY!
x love squared: Brenton: Shoot. We didn't hear you! Sorry
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Lorelei and Nandi are seen bitching about them*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston: You two are TOTAL frenemies. It's disgusting.
x love squared: *Flight 1 lets their passengers out*
metrolite: Nandi: The producers are obviously helping them. No way they could be doing this good on their own. Bev's decrepit.
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, Jeffrey/Tabitha, Bobby/Aziz, April/Cam, Edward/Levi, Jacqui/Nasrin
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
metrolite: Cassidy: *sigh*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha race towards the parking garage!
x love squared: lmfao yes
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and April/Cam also take off
metrolite: this is going to equalize everyone anyway... the EXACT number
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Locals: Whoa, that parking garage is FULL. Maximum capacity!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin and Bert/Cassidy
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: kk
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 2
metrolite: Lorelei: Wait for us, Nando
x love squared: Nandi: There they are, the holy grail of cheap, poorly-designed Fords. The Focus.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei at 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: ugh always need a 1
metrolite: always
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 4. Jeffrey/Tabitha at 3.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: I can never not do this without needing a one for my final turn
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha hop in a focus!
x love squared: They tear open their next clue!
x love squared: *None of the other teams see them*
metrolite: lmao
Clue: Drive yourselves 14 spaces to the Lingotto building, a strikingly designed building which was once home to Fiat's automobile factory, and the location of your next clue. Once there, use your Ford Focus' self-parallel parking feature to park your car.
>>To use the self-parallel parking feature, simply locate an empty space between two cars (roll three 100-sided dice, with the middle number being in between the other numbers), and then allow the car to do the difficult work for you as you lightly step on the gas by rolling 50-sided dice followed by the difference.
x love squared: They head to the Lingotta building, 14 away
x love squared: Lingotto* even
x love squared: Turin: Get it RIGHT.
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: The future is HERE with these self-parallell parking structures
x love squared: They head to the Lingotto building!
metrolite: parallel*
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: ew
x love squared: Ford: :-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: April/Cam at 2. Edward/Levi at 1
x love squared: Both searching for those Focuses
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: UGH.
metrolite: ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 3. Bert/Cassidy at 2.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
x love squared: And J/N take off!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: k not a one at least
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 4, Preston/Lorelei at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Josh/Nandi take off!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: I'm going to have three teams stuck here forever I bet I can seriously see that happening.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: yup
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha and Bobby/Aziz, both at 1 heading to the Lingotto building
x love squared: Tabitha: Can we please stay at the top of the pack this time? Please?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Jeffrey: ...maybe?
metrolite: Jeffrey: YES
x love squared: teams are moving SLOW
x love squared: April/Cam at 4. Edward/Levi at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: Turin: Busy streets! LOTS of people want to come here <3
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Turin: Motor City! Hahaha
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg
metrolite: my 2s are going to the wrong team
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 2 heading to the Lingotto Building
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at 4
metrolite: If I get a 1 here I'll cry. ALL the wrong rolls.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: k
metrolite: I suck.
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 3
x love squared: *Nandi is seen weaving in and out of traffic, driving down the wrong side of the road*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei and Beverly/Brenton, both ONE away
metrolite: *the car flips over six times and lands right side up. She keeps driving*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: OMG!
x love squared: P/L take off!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: I'll take it.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 2.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: Tabitha: We just can't blow it at the challenges. Let's not reverse our luck here.
x love squared: Bobby: These cheap pieces of shit drive so HORRIBLY
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Ford: :-\
x love squared: April/Cam at 4. Edward/Levi at 5.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: *that's edited out and dubbed over* Bobby: These [wonderful cars] drive so [WONDERFULLY]
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Levi: ^There's our one.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: heh
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 6 heading to the Lingotto building
x love squared: Nasrin: Just waiting for a torrential storm of bad luck to hit us.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Nasrin: It's starting.
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, 2 from the Ford Focuses
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: great
metrolite:
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 2!
metrolite: Nandi: Look out for a spot!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, once again are STUCK
x love squared: at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: with my two teams
x love squared: Brenton: Not doing so hot this leg!
metrolite: I always get stuck at this kind of thing.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: Roxanne: GIVING ME LIFE!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *She touches herself*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 6
metrolite: LOW
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: April/Cam and Edward/Levi, both ONE away
x love squared: Cam: Why can't we find this car? Are we blind?!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: *They walk right past one*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: April: Looking for that SUV!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *they barely read the clue*
metrolite: Levi: I think I see it...
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Levi: Make another "call," Ed
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Edward: I'm on it.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 7 from the Lingotto Building
metrolite: *he disappears into an elevator*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: whoa!
x love squared: They immediately look for an empty space between two cars
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 10 86 17
x love squared: NOT it
x love squared: *Jacqui pulls up to a tiny spot and tries to back in* Nasrin: NO.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Jacqui: I can do it!
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, 1 from the Ford Focus
metrolite: *she scrapes a really expensive looking car* Jacqui: Oops *she drives off*
x love squared: lmfao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: uggh
x love squared: Josh/Nandi also look for an empty space
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 95 60 70
x love squared: Nandi: Damn Italians are all over this place.
x love squared: *She honks*
metrolite: Nandi: That's a no parking space, you dipshit!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, at 4
metrolite: let's go a little faster
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: yep, that's definitely a "little" faster
x love squared: *An old lady cuts them off*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bev/Brenton, one from their car
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Tough luck for them
metrolite: eh, they'll be fine
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, TWO from the L.B.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: it's my team's that will NOT
x love squared: And they search for an empty space!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 54 38 46
metrolite: Tabitha: There's one!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: It's on the next block
x love squared: *It's barely big enough for a bicycle*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 2 away as well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: They search for an empty space!
metrolite: they'll find it here
x love squared: Ford: Hurry UP so we can show off this feature.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 79 72 39
x love squared: They find one!
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: of course
metrolite: do they ever struggle with anything??~
x love squared: And they hit the parallel park button which begins the process
x love squared: Their car: Hold on.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 29
metrolite: *the car jerks forward awkwardly and then back*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Ford: :-\
x love squared: April/Cam and Edward/Levi
x love squared: ONE from their cars
metrolite: *Aziz hits his head on the window*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: *Blood is everywhere*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Ford: CUT.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin need a spot
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 29 40 64
metrolite: Nasrin: I see one!
x love squared: They find one and start parallel parking!
metrolite: Nasrin: Pull in, Jac
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 46
metrolite: Nasrin: Let the car do it's thing, you control freak.
x love squared: Ford: :-D
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *she's seen trying to steer*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin: STOP THAT. *She swats at her hands*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, one away
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 1-sided die: 1
metrolite:
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *I continue on*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: aw
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: omg!
x love squared: And they take off!
metrolite: Cassidy: We don't even need to cheat!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: just 3 cars stuck in the parking garage now
x love squared: Josh/Nandi still need a space
x love squared: Nandi: MOVE IT you old prune! Gratzi! *She flips an elderly guy off*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 40 89 85
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 7 from the building
metrolite: The Old Man: I'm NOT leaving my spot. I'm going to sit in here and make some calls
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: wow
metrolite: get above a THREE
x love squared: *He's positioned to where he's actually hogging a spot where two cars could reasonably fit*
x love squared: Nandi: OMG
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 5
x love squared: one away still
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: *he pulls out a Subway sandwich and Nandi's seen melting*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha need an empty space
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 70 55 42
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Jeffrey: Let's test this out! <3Ford
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 33
metrolite: Tabitha: I told you it was on the next block
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, in the middle of parking. 29/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 21-sided die: 3
x love squared: Bobby: The fuck?
metrolite: Bobby: PIECE OF SHIT
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby: I'd take a Fiat over this POS.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam and Edward/Levi, both one away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: April/Cam head to the Lingotto building!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite:
metrolite: Levi: Did you make that call??
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: Edward: Busy.
x love squared: Edward: Nope. Not answering. Give me a MINUTE.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 46/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy at 2
metrolite: It'd be great if I could get higher than a 3 while traveling
x love squared: Bert: Love this new car smell! *He takes a deep breath from the backseat*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cassidy: Help me navigate? GOD
metrolite: *He's seen huffing it*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: Nandi: I don't believe this! *She tries to actually push the old man's car with her Focus*
metrolite: Nandi must be FLIPPING
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 86 91 31
x love squared: Nandi: GOD DAMN IT. *She honks*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei, 4 from the building!
metrolite: Dario: Think I'll take a snooze *he grins at Nandi*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Dario:SIESTA!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: Dario: Ciao! *He closes his eyes*
metrolite: finally, jfc
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: And P/L look for a spot!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 62 70 21
metrolite: Lorelei: We'll park here.
x love squared: Nandi: Right?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Preston: This is handicap...
metrolite: Lorelei: You must qualify somehow?
x love squared: Nandi: Girl, help me push this dude out of here. There are TWO spots right here.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *they plow into his car from opposite sides*
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, one away still
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 33/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 17-sided die: 3
metrolite: Everyone: Why is this slowing down?
x love squared: Jeffrey: Amazing feature! :-\
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Their Focus: STFU. Parallel parking takes patience.
metrolite: Tabitha: It's like we're in the Jetson's.
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 32/50
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 18-sided die: 9
x love squared: April/Cam at 1
metrolite: Theirs is so slow
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Everyone is driving really SLOW
x love squared: Edward/Levi, one away still
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: who will be the last team to leave that spot? :-\
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 48/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Nasrin: OMG.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *It rams the car in front of them*
x love squared: Ford: We're just testing this feature out jsyk. It has some kinks.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, at 6
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: YES
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: finally
metrolite: a team who wants THIS
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 99 62 30
metrolite: *they bash into the car*
x love squared: Nandi: FINALLY.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *She bashes his window in before starting her parallel park*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 44
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: whoa
x love squared: Preston/Lorelei
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 46 68 87
metrolite: aw
x love squared: they get in too!
x love squared: *They nod at each other*
metrolite: *it jerks so quickly, their airbags go off*
x love squared: Dario: Calling the cops tbh.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 50-sided die: 8
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: They simply can't get out of that garage.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 36/50
metrolite: *they're trapped in an elevator*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 14-sided die: 4
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Other cars are seen parallel parking super fast all around them, while the racing teams are taking forever*
x love squared: Ford: :-\
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 41/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 9-sided die: 8
metrolite: *drivers are furiously honking at the Fords*
x love squared: lmfao
x love squared: The locals: God damn American pieces of shit!
x love squared: April/Cam, at 3
metrolite: *they jut out into traffic taking up a couple lanes*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: Ford: It's part of the process!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Ford: #innovative
x love squared: Edward/Levi, one away still
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 1-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: You: It worked last time.
metrolite: lmao exactly
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Levi: MOTHERFUCKER