<06> I'll Need Therapy After This

x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, now in last place
metrolite: this challenge is difficult!~
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: #equalizedRB
x love squared: Cam continues. Almost out of BREATH. (45/50) 3-4-5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 5 5 2 5
metrolite: aw
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 7. Edward/Levi, at 1.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: phew
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Both heading to the training site
metrolite: Pipwyck: SCATTER!
x love squared: Tabitha (15/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 35-sided die: 31
x love squared: omg
metrolite: Cassidy: Yup.
x love squared: She unbuckles!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 1 4 3 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 4 1 1
x love squared: *Blood comes out of her lungs*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: JOSH is ready for another attempt.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 11
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Nandi: DO THIS.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 3 2 3 5
x love squared: ouch
metrolite: Nandi: STOP FUCKING AROUND.
x love squared: you really need to make quick work of the unbuckling to succeed
x love squared: and that's NOT it.
metrolite: aw right
x love squared: Bobby, 3-4-5 (41/50)
metrolite: Josh did that, though, and still got fucked over
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 9-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 4 1 4 1
metrolite: they aren't going to make it lol
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
metrolite: they're TOO close to the edge
x love squared: they're LOVING the fact that everyone is struggling
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam won't make it. 48/50, 3-4-5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Roxanne: Bitch, it means your ass is gonna struggle too
x love squared: nope, he hits the BUTTON
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Divers go down and rescue him*
metrolite: whoever gets lucky and gets out of here first is going to be ahead of the pack
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 9
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 3
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao geez
metrolite: slow as FUCK
metrolite: but oh well
x love squared: CASSIDY is ready for another shot.
metrolite: at least they're making progress
x love squared: She takes a big breath!
metrolite: *Bert's trying to secure a hooker for the hour*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bert: Love these Persian(?) women!
metrolite: Cassidy: I can do this! My students want me to succeed *she signs something to them*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Her students, signing: We don't give a fuck
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 50-sided die: 47
metrolite: lmfao
x love squared: omg
metrolite: Her students, signing: Bitch, we have no FAITH in your donkey-looking ass
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 3 1 5 1
x love squared: *They flip her off at the end*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 3 3 5 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: oops
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 1 3 5 5
metrolite: aw
x love squared: whoa
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 1 2 5 3
x love squared: 4-5!
metrolite: k
x love squared: lmao k
x love squared: Tabitha, 46/50. 2-3-4-5
metrolite: Her students, signing: Give up, whore
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: She slams that red button!
x love squared: Josh, 1-2-3-4-5 11/50
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 39-sided die: 26
metrolite: FAILING left and right
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 3 4 1 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 3 2 4 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 3 2 4 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 4 2 2 2
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 1 2 4
x love squared: ouch
metrolite: :-\
x love squared: Bobby, 3-4-5 (45/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: lol
metrolite: Bobby: NOT OVER YET.
x love squared: Bobby: #SURVIVOR
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 4 4 3 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 1 1 3 3
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
metrolite: Aziz: Probably over now.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: They still can NOT find a taxi.
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 4 from the training facility
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: omfg
metrolite: these slow ass hoes
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 6
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: Yay @ avoiding the flat tire
x love squared: Cassidy, 4-5 (47/50)
metrolite: lol
x love squared: HOLD THAT BREATH.
metrolite: Cassidy: I won't go down with this helicopter. There will be no white flag upon this door~!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Dido: Um, wrong lyrics. By a lot.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
x love squared: The training experts: Did these Americans not listen to us at all? They suck.
metrolite: lol
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 1 5 3 5
metrolite: lmao k
x love squared: omg
x love squared: of course
metrolite: *she slams the red button*
x love squared: Josh
metrolite: Cassidy: HALP!
x love squared: 5. 37/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 13-sided die: 1
x love squared: aw
metrolite: aw
metrolite: hmm
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 3 2 3 4
metrolite: maybe!
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Can't hit that 5 though!
x love squared: Bobby, 4-5 (47/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
x love squared: He hits the button!
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: omg
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin and Edward/Levi, both at 11
metrolite: oh (everyone stuck)?
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: k
x love squared: and Jacqui/Nasrin search for a GNOME.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 100-sided dice: 98 7
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Kerfluffle: Can't find me!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Kerfluffle: K nvm
x love squared: And they find one at 1-8!
metrolite: Nasrin: You're not hiding though?
x love squared: They reach the ROADBLOCK
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Kerfuffle: Yup, reverse psychology.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: NASRIN wants to do this.
x love squared: and NASRIN gets ready.
metrolite: I feel like she never does them, lol
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 11
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: aw lol
x love squared: Cassidy SLAMS the red button here.
metrolite: oh (the first place teams are the last place teams this leg)?
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: Josh (38/50), 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 12-sided die: 8
metrolite: :-\
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 4 1 1 1
x love squared: Ouch
metrolite: wow
x love squared: Plenty of opportunities
metrolite: Nandi: Totally blowing it. OMG.
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: and NASRIN begins
x love squared: she takes a breath!
metrolite: Nasrin: This is nothing.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 50-sided die: 8
x love squared: Nasrin: This was my life growing up.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Nasrin: I grew up in a war zone in Pakistan. I'm FINE.
x love squared: Nasrin: I did my homework underwater as a little girl.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 4 5 4 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Nasrin: But wtf is this? *She tugs at it*
metrolite: Nasrin: It's stuck though. Hmm.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, 2 away
metrolite: Nasrin: No seatbelts in Pakistan.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: and they search for a gnome!
metrolite: Levi: QUICK! Find one of these gnome sons of bitches.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 100-sided dice: 1 34
x love squared: And they find one at 1-8!
metrolite: aw
x love squared: they reach the RB!
metrolite: LEVI is doing this.
metrolite: brb
x love squared: k
x love squared: Josh (46/50), 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 1 3 4 4
x love squared: aw, he just can't finish unbuckling
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: CAM starts over
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 17
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 3 4 1 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 1 5 3 5
x love squared: NASRIN continues. 8/50, 1-2-3-4-5
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 42-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw
metrolite: lol
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 1 2 4 4
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 3 3 2 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 2 5 5
x love squared: aw
x love squared: 4-5!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 4 3 2 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 4 4 5 1
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: and NASRIN works on opening the emergency door!
x love squared: 15, 20, 25-sided
metrolite: Nasrin: What's so hard about unbuckling a seat belt?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: PLENTY of breath to spare too
metrolite: Nasrin: This, though, is hard. This thing is HEAVY.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 6
x love squared: *She shakes her fist at it*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 5
metrolite: aw
x love squared: aw ok, no biggie
x love squared: LEVI begins the roadblock!
x love squared: by taking a big breath
metrolite: Levi: FUCK. This is terrifying.
metrolite: *he panics*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 50-sided die: 39
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 2 2 5 4
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *Edward laughs*
x love squared: Tabitha tries again
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 1
x love squared: aw
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 4 1 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 3 4 4 3
x love squared: fuck
x love squared: Tabitha: Better than last time already!
x love squared: Josh, about to SLAM that button. 48/50
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Jeffrey: That's sad.
x love squared: and he does!
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: FAR behind.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: Nandi: WHAT? Wasn't he THIS CLOSE to doing this the first time he tried?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cam, 2-3-4-5 (17/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 33-sided die: 7
x love squared: April: MAKE PROGRESS.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 5 2 4 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 3 5 2 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 1 2 2 2
metrolite: April: Yay!!
metrolite: April: BOO!
x love squared: Nasrin, opening the emergency door! (14/50)
x love squared: Jacqui: Use your shoe to pry it open!
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 36-sided die: 5
metrolite: wow
x love squared: omg
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 15
metrolite: damn
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
metrolite: k
x love squared: Levi, 39/50... 1-2-3-4-5
x love squared: Edward: JUST HIT THE BUTTON. This round is already failed.
metrolite: lol
metrolite: seriously
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 11-sided die: 8
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 4 4 3
metrolite: lmfao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha, 2-3-4-5 (1/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 49-sided die: 10
x love squared: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 2 4 5 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 5 4 1 4
metrolite: omg
x love squared: people just can't get a good "string" going
metrolite: Jeffrey: Try for more than one!
x love squared: BOBBY is ready for another crack at this
metrolite: Nasrin: Oh, they can't? :
metrolite: *
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 12
x love squared: Take advantage of these deep breaths, people
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 1 2 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 5 2 4
metrolite: lol seriously
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 1 4 5
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
metrolite: get at least 3 on the first attempt, then the second 2. EASY.
x love squared: Cam, 4-5 (24/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 26-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 3 4 1 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 1 4 1 1
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Nasrin, 19/50.
x love squared: Working on that door
x love squared: Come on, lady!
metrolite: Nasrin: This thing is fucking HEAVY.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 31-sided die: 8
x love squared: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 4
metrolite: 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
metrolite: ugh
x love squared: :-\
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 12
metrolite:
x love squared: Levi, 47/50
x love squared: 1-2-3-4-5, lol
x love squared: Just hit the button, dude
metrolite: Edward: HIT THE PANIC BUTTON.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
metrolite: Levi: NOT GIVING UP.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 3 3 4 3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: CASSIDY tries again.
metrolite: Edward: GIVE UP.
x love squared: Bert: Inhale that FRESH Azeri air, Cassidy :-)
metrolite: Cassidy: I can do this. For my students. For Bert. *none of them are watching nor care*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 50-sided die: 48
x love squared: omg
metrolite: wow
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 4 4 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 3 1 5 5
metrolite: Cassidy: I can't do this.
x love squared: Tabitha, 3-4-5 (11/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 39-sided die: 32
metrolite: ouch
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 3 5 2 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 5 5 1 1
metrolite: omg if she got more than one at a time, she'd be okay
x love squared: She can't do more than 1 at a time
x love squared: yeah
x love squared: Bobby, 3-4-5 (12/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 38-sided die: 2
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 4 2 5 1
x love squared: omg
x love squared: #wasted
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: And they take off!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Cam, 36/50. 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 14-sided die: 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 1 3 3 5
x love squared: and CAM looks to force the door open
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 11
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
x love squared: Cam: EXHAUSTED.
x love squared: Nasrin looks to do the same, 27/50
metrolite: aw
metrolite: here comes a huge roll, lol
metrolite: Nasrin: I can't open this effing door!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 23-sided die: 6
metrolite: geez
x love squared: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 13
metrolite: sigh
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
x love squared: *She's been underwater for 10 minutes*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Levi, 48/50
x love squared: just fail this
metrolite: she has been underwater forever
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Levi: NEVER
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 3 3 4 5
metrolite: omfg lmao
x love squared: lmao wow
x love squared: Cassidy, 48/50
x love squared: same thing, gurl
x love squared: 2-3-4-5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Cassidy: For my... fiance.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 4 1 4 5
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha, 4-5 (43/50)
metrolite: *she blinks*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 3 2 3 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 1 2 1 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: she SUCKS
metrolite: everyone sucks :-\
x love squared: Bobby, 3-4-5 (14/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 36-sided die: 32
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 4 4 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 2 1 3
metrolite: yeah, it's over
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 4
x love squared: *They arrive and somehow finish first*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: they could
metrolite: it just takes some luck
x love squared: Cam, 46/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: he hits the BUTTON
metrolite: at least he knows how to FAIL
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: or when to fail, rather
x love squared: Nasrin, 33/50
metrolite: Jacqui: You TWAT. Stop wasting your breath!
x love squared: If Nasrin can do this this round, she'll be in good shape
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 17-sided die: 5
x love squared: DO THIS NOW
metrolite: Jacqui: START LOW
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 1
x love squared: YES
metrolite: Jacqui: GOOD.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Yes!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmfao
x love squared: omg
metrolite: she's going to have to go again
x love squared: LEVI hits the red button
metrolite: so does Cassidy, lol
x love squared: yup! :-(
x love squared: Tabitha
x love squared: 44/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
x love squared: Needs a 5. FINISH.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 5 2 5 3
metrolite: aw
x love squared: TABITHA tries to open the door!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Nasrin: Good luck. It's the weight of two Aprils.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh starts over
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 3 3 5 4
x love squared: Nandi: DUDE.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby, 4-5 (46/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 4 1 1 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 1 4 3
x love squared: BOBBY looks to force the door open
metrolite: Bobby: No problem
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 14
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 10
metrolite: no one can open the door!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: and they search for a gnome!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 100-sided dice: 94 85
x love squared: they find one at 84-90!
metrolite: those gnomes SUCK at hiding
x love squared: and they reach the RB!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: #equalizer
x love squared: BRENTON wants it.
metrolite: lmao does Beverly EVER do one?
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: I know! I don't think she has
metrolite: there should be a limit like the real show
x love squared: Nasrin working the door. 38/50
x love squared: COME ON
metrolite: not happening
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 12-sided die: 1
metrolite: geez
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 1
x love squared: 5
metrolite: Jacqui: Skeptical.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
metrolite: Jacqui: Thought so.
x love squared: fuck/hmm
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 8
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: this CUNT
x love squared: sigh
metrolite: omg she had so many chances
x love squared: Tabitha (45/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: RED BUTTON
metrolite: Tabitha: w/e
x love squared: Josh, 10/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 40-sided die: 12
x love squared: 1-2-3-4-5
x love squared: Nandi: DO THREE RIGHT HERE.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 2 3 4 4
x love squared: Nandi: OMG
metrolite: wow
x love squared: Bobby at the door. 48/50
metrolite: these teams are almost literally DROWNING
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bobby: #NOPE
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Brenton is ready
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 31
metrolite: *he flies through it*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 2 5 5 2
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao k
x love squared: Nasrin, door
x love squared: 39/50
metrolite: Beverly and Roxanne: He'll do it next time. All of it. *they grin delusionally*
x love squared: Jacqui: If anyone else had that many chances, they'd be DONE by now, Nasrin.
metrolite: aw so sad, she had such a shot
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 11-sided die: 1
metrolite: omg
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 12
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: omg
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
x love squared: ooh
metrolite: Jaqui: HUGE.
metrolite: Jacqui*
x love squared: Jacqui: SWING IT OPEN
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: this poor woman
x love squared: Josh, 22/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 28-sided die: 25
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 3 4 5 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 4 5 4 5
metrolite: *she's been underwater for 40 minutes* The instructor: :-\
x love squared: Josh totally blew that first chance he had
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: aw yep
metrolite: it's sad
metrolite: Nasrin is doing the same
x love squared: Brenton, 1-2-3-4-5 (31/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 19-sided die: 13
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 4 5 5 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 4 2 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 4 2 1 1
x love squared: Nasrin
x love squared: 40/50
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 10-sided die: 5
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 14
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: omg
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
metrolite: Jacqui: I HATE YOU
x love squared: Josh, 47/50. 2-3-4-5
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
x love squared: Nandi: DITTO.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 3 5 3 3
x love squared: Brenton, 3-4-5 (46/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 2 5 1 1
metrolite: Beverly: Do it all, Pooh Bear!
metrolite: Beverly: Oh
x love squared: If someone can just finish the first part around the 30ish range they'd be in a FINE spot.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cam tries again
metrolite: lmao should be, yes
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 34
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 5 4 1 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 5 4 3 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 1 4 1 2
x love squared: Nasrin, 45/50
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: breaking a world record tbh
metrolite: *she's taking a cat nap*
x love squared: lmfao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 15
metrolite: wow
x love squared: this bitch
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: k
metrolite: just FINISH then
x love squared: Levi tries again
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 50-sided die: 26
metrolite: heh
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 3 2 3
metrolite: omg
x love squared: someone fucking knock out 3 right away
x love squared: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: CASSIDY tries again
metrolite: this is... funny
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 50-sided die: 25
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 4 3 4 5
metrolite: ...
metrolite: pathetic
x love squared: The training facility: We're past our maximum occupancy! FIRE HAZARD.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: JOSH hits the button
metrolite: *they have to call in more divers to get all the people hitting the red buttons*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby starts over
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 8
metrolite: *every two seconds a button is being hit*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Racers actually start dying as there aren't enough rescue divers*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby, 1-2-3-4-5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 4 4 1 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 1 3 2 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 3 5 2 4
metrolite: ooh
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 1 3 1
metrolite: k
x love squared: hm, good start
metrolite: yep
x love squared: more people do THAT ^^
metrolite: seriously
x love squared: Brenton, 47/50. 3-4-5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
metrolite: don't think it should be that hard?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 3 3 3 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 5 5 1 1
x love squared: Cam, 34/50, 3-4-5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 16-sided die: 14
x love squared: geez
metrolite: omg
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 5 3 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 5 5 2 2
metrolite: April: oMG
x love squared: Nasrin, lol. 46/50
metrolite: OMG*
metrolite: lol
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: This bitch has lungs of STEEL
metrolite: ugh
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 3
metrolite: wow!
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Levi, 26/50
x love squared: 1-2-3-4-5
metrolite: she cannot open this door *it's sealed shut and no one can get her out either*
x love squared: lmfao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 24-sided die: 8
metrolite: Levi: Going on a run~
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 2 5 5 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Wow
x love squared: he can't get 1s
metrolite: lmao nope
x love squared: Cassidy, 25/50, 1-2-3-4-5
metrolite: Cassidy: Going on a streak here. Watch out world!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 21
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 2 4 5
metrolite: omfg
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Tabitha starts over
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 11
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 1 2 2 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 2 5 2
metrolite: more than oNE
metrolite: ooh
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 5 4 3 1
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 5 2 1 5
x love squared: aw GJ
metrolite: yup
x love squared: Bobby is off to a good start too. 4-5 (8/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 42-sided die: 23
metrolite: the third roll of hers should be what everyone gets EVERY time *they all roll their eyes*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 5 5 5 2
x love squared: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: and of course he blows it
x love squared: Brenton, 4-5 (48)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Brenton: BUTTON.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam, same situation
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: 4-5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 4 2 3 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 3 5 1
metrolite: Cam: Not going down yet!
x love squared: CAM tries to open up the door
metrolite: April: Fuck
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 13
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 13
x love squared: as does NASRIN. 48/50
metrolite: Jacqui: hit the goddamn button
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: omg
metrolite: this twat
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 8
x love squared: watch her open it here
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao nope
metrolite: she really cannot
x love squared: Levi, 34/50. 1-2-3-4-5
metrolite: *it takes a special team to get her out*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 16-sided die: 7
metrolite: sigh
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 3 5 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 3 1 1 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 3 5 1 2
x love squared: aw
x love squared: 4-5!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 3 5 2 1
metrolite: lmao k
x love squared: damn
x love squared: Cassidy, 1-2-3-4-5 (46)
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: BUTTON
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 5 3 3
x love squared: don't even bother, girl
metrolite: k
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha, 4-5 (11)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 39-sided die: 15
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 1 3 5 5
metrolite: BUTTON
metrolite: lol jk
x love squared: OMG I knew it
metrolite: omg
metrolite: aw
metrolite: Levi will do the same thing i bet
x love squared: and a huge # for her next time
metrolite: yeah, she has a trend
x love squared: Bobby, 4-5 (31)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 19-sided die: 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 5 4 4 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 5 4 5 2
x love squared: BOBBY works on the door
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 17
x love squared: CAM hits the button
x love squared: as does NASRIN
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: aw, she hung on for way longer than anyone else
x love squared: yep!
x love squared: Levi, 4-5 (41)
metrolite: eek
x love squared: LOW NUMBER + DO THIS.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 9-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 3 3 3 1
metrolite: omg
metrolite: *Tabitha nods*
x love squared: Cassidy hits the button
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha, 4-5 (26/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 24-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 1 4 5 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 5 5 2 4
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Tabitha pushes open the door!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 7
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
metrolite: ooh
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 15
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: and TABITHA swims!
metrolite: I don't even remember this part
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 4-sided dice: 1 2 4 4 1
x love squared: oops lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: aw
metrolite: she's gonna do it!
x love squared: Bobby, 41/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
x love squared: oops
metrolite: hmm
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 9-sided die: 3
x love squared: k whatevs
metrolite: Aziz: REDO
x love squared: Levi, at 4-5
x love squared: 44/50
metrolite: heh
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 3 1 4 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 2 4 5
metrolite: omg
metrolite: I hate him
x love squared: lmao of course
x love squared: and the DOOR
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 2
metrolite: heh
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 7
metrolite: good
x love squared: k
metrolite: GOOD I SAY
x love squared: Tabitha, swimming!
x love squared: at 3/8 (32/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 18-sided die: 8
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: so CLOSE to the surface!
metrolite: she *probably* finished
x love squared: Josh starts over
metrolite: one sec
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 3 4 3 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 4 5 3 5
x love squared: Bobby at the door (44/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 22
x love squared: and BOBBY swims! :-\
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Ouch
x love squared: Levi hits the button
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Tabitha at 6/8 swimming
x love squared: (40/50)
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: and TABITHA reaches the surface!
x love squared: The Divers: FINALLY.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: and Jeffrey/Tabitha tear open their next clue

Clue: Hop back in your taxi and travel 12 spaces to Old Town Baku, the historical core of Baku. Once there, ask locals for directions to Toghrul Karabakh Carpet Shop, where your next clue awaits. Warning: Double Yield ahead!

>>Teams traveling on spaces 1, 5, or 10 will find themselves stuck in traffic for two rounds.
>>Ask locals for directions by rolling a 3-sided dice. '1' means the local refuses to help and causes the team a one-round delay. '2' means the local points the team in the right direction, meaning they can proceed another 8 spaces to the carpet shop. '3' means the local takes them directly to the shop.

x love squared: And they head to Old Town Baku, 12 away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: ooh
x love squared: And they're stuck in traffic for a bit
metrolite: Tabitha: Oh well
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh, 2-3-4-5 (10/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 40-sided die: 8
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 3 5 4 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 4 1 1 1
x love squared: #BUTTON
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby, 48/50
x love squared: Swimming at 1/8, lol
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: aww
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *He passes out*
metrolite: that sucks but oh well
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *his body floats to shore*
x love squared: Brenton starts over
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 13
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 1 5 2 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 1 1 1 1
x love squared: ouch
metrolite: jesus
x love squared: Those first couple of turns are KEY.
metrolite: yuppp
x love squared: Josh (18/50), 3-4-5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 3 3 4 3
x love squared: oops
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 32-sided die: 5
metrolite: aw
x love squared: k
x love squared: continuing
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 3 2 3 1
metrolite: Nandi: heh
metrolite: Nandi: More than ONE.
x love squared: Brenton, 2-3-4-5 (13/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 37-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 3 1 5 3
x love squared: aw
x love squared: CAM and NASRIN start over.
metrolite: aw lol
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 9
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 3 1 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 2 3 5 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 3 3 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 5 2 2
metrolite: Nasrin: No energy for this anymore.
x love squared: Good start for Cam.
x love squared: NASRIN <3
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 50-sided die: 18
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 3 5 5
metrolite: aw lol
metrolite: I'm CURSED
x love squared: CASSIDY starts
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 50-sided die: 46
metrolite:
metrolite: this CUNT
x love squared: She always does that! Wow
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 5 3 1 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 3 1 1 5
metrolite: k
metrolite: give one of those ones to Nas, thx
x love squared: Josh, 4-5 (23/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 27-sided die: 11
metrolite: doing okay
metrolite: not GREAT
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 4 5 3 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 1 3 2
metrolite: aw
x love squared: And he moves on to the DOOR
metrolite: *Nandi stands up*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 13
x love squared: *She sits back down*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 13
metrolite: *She stands up again*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *She sits back down*
x love squared: Josh: Fairweather teammate
x love squared: Brenton, 2-3-4-5 (25/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 2 4 2 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 2 1 5 3
metrolite: take advantage of it, B
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 3 5 1 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 3 2 3 3
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: and he moves on to the DOOR
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
metrolite: #button
x love squared: decent shape. we'll see
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cam, 4-5 (9/50).
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 41-sided die: 37
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 2 3 5 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 2 2 4 4
x love squared: Nasrin, 1-2-3-4-5 (18/50)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 32-sided die: 28
metrolite: lol
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 5 2 2 5
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: wow
metrolite: Nasrin: SO TIRED.
x love squared: Cassidy, 46/50
x love squared: 2-3-4-5 lol
metrolite: BUTTON, seriously
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 1 5 4 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 3 5 4 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 3 2 2 1
metrolite: this would be cool
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 1
metrolite: if you were at like 26
metrolite: Tabitha: No one passed us? WOW.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: omg
x love squared: another delay
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Jeffrey: Pay attention to the road
x love squared: Tabitha: #scenicroute
x love squared: Josh, 34/50
x love squared: LOW NUMBER
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 16-sided die: 11
metrolite: eh
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 15
metrolite: ouch
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
x love squared: #BUTTON
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Brenton, 30/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
x love squared: ouch
metrolite: lmfao
metrolite: *dies*
metrolite: that's...devastating
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 15
metrolite: ooh
x love squared: he's going to make a play for it
x love squared: needs two 4s here, lol
x love squared: he SWIMS
metrolite: lmao aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: whoa
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: omg #devastating
metrolite: OMG
metrolite: OUCH!
metrolite: wow
x love squared: *He dies literally inches from the surface*
metrolite: I'd be furious if that were me
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam (46/50) 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
metrolite: BUTTON!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 5 4 5 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 5
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Nasrin, 46/50 1-2-3-4-5 lol
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: button it, girl
metrolite: Nasrin: Going for it.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 4 3 1 3
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 3 5 4 4
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Levi starts over
metrolite: wow
x love squared: GET OFF TO A GOOD START PLZ
metrolite: SOMEONE NOT BE SO PATHETIC, THX
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 50-sided die: 3
metrolite: aw
x love squared: YES!
x love squared: Now at least 2
metrolite: now just get ONE and I'll be happy
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 5 4 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 2 5 2 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 1 5 1 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 3 5 2 3
x love squared: omg GJ!
x love squared: More people need to start out like that
x love squared: Cassidy, 48/50 4-5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lol
metrolite: cunt
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 1 1 3 3
metrolite:
x love squared: Josh, 45/50 at the door
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 9
metrolite: Nandi: HIT THE BUTTON. THE BUTTON!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby starts over
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 17
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 3 4 3 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 5 3 5 1
x love squared: Brenton needs to be rescued. ONE from the surface :-(
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Cam hits the button
metrolite: Beverly: Whoa. I have lost all faith in him.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: The divers: H/U!
x love squared: Nasrin, 47/50 (2-3-4-5)
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
x love squared: The divers: We deserve a RAISE.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 2 2 3 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 1 1 4 3
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 4 3 2 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 5 5 2 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmfao
metrolite: wow
metrolite: you cunt
x love squared: at the door
metrolite: Nasrin: I live on the EDGE.
metrolite: Jacqui: Too bad you can't open a fucking door to save your life.
x love squared: lmfao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 8
x love squared: *She does it here*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
metrolite: Jacqui: Probably not though.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 25
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: and she SWIMS!
x love squared: needs two 4s, lmao
metrolite: *Brenton sadly nods at her*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: k
x love squared: Levi, HOT start.
x love squared: 4-5 (3/50)
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 47-sided die: 2
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: k, get at least one
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 5 3 5 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Cassidy hits the button
x love squared: as does JOSH
metrolite: The Divers: Be there in 5
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: The Divers: 10 fo ryou
metrolite: for you*
x love squared: Bobby, 2-3-4-5 (17/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 33-sided die: 32
x love squared: ouch
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 3 2 4 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 4 2 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 5 5 1 2
x love squared: Nas hits the button
metrolite: aw
x love squared: closeeee
x love squared: Levi
x love squared: 4-5 (5/50)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 45-sided die: 45
metrolite: lmfao
metrolite: wow
x love squared: omg
metrolite: this is FUCKING hard
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: back on the road at 5
x love squared: heading to Old Town
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Everyone is ELIMINATED.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Everyone: Free round! YAY!
metrolite: oh wait
metrolite: thought that said DELAYED, lol
x love squared: hm, how about at the start of the next round, we randomly pick ONE team currently at the RB to increase their "breath"
x love squared: and we pick a new team each round
metrolite: k
x love squared: so everyone will ultimately get their breath increased
x love squared: from 50 to.. 75?
metrolite: okay
metrolite: Tabitha: WHOA.
x love squared: let's try that
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh starts over
metrolite: Josh: 75?
x love squared: oh nm, still delayed
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: BOBBY hits the button
metrolite: The divers: NOPE.
x love squared: lmao @ everyone being delayed
x love squared: except J/T
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: okay
x love squared: Let's pick a team
metrolite: Okay, EDWARD/LEVI.
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, Josh/Nandi, Bobby/Aziz, Beverly/Brenton, April/Cam, Jacqui/Nasrin, Edward/Levi
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: their breath will be upped to 75 when they start over
x love squared: roll for it
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: aw lol
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy get it this round
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 6
metrolite: *they roll a 75*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: er she*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: and again as everyone is still delayed, lol
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: wow
x love squared: They make it to Old Town!
x love squared: And they ask locals for directions
x love squared: to this obscure carpet shop
x love squared: Tabitha: You take me there?!
x love squared: Ertan: No. Get away.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They head there, 8 spaces away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: BRENTON starts over.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 15
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 2 2 4 5
x love squared: *Beverly hangs her head in shame*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam starts over
metrolite: Roxanne: Then step up yourself, Bev.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 3 2 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 5 4 1 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 3 3 4 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 2 3 1
x love squared: hm GJ
metrolite: yup!
x love squared: K, let's pick a new team
x love squared: Josh, Bobby, Brenton, Cam, Nasrin, Levi
x love squared: one of them gets the boost next
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: CAM gets it. So from 12/50 to 12/75
x love squared: CASSIDY starts over.
metrolite: that's gonna haelp
x love squared: 0/75
metrolite: help*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 75-sided die: 66
metrolite: lmfao
x love squared: This cunt!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 1 2 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 1 4 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 6 from the carpet shop
metrolite: Cassidy: Thanks for the boost!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: aw

Yield: This is the second yield of the race. Once again, the first two teams to reach this point of the leg will have the opportunity to yield any team currently behind them. Once yielded, teams must wait at the carpet shop for 6 rounds before continuing the race.

x love squared: They see the YIELD
metrolite: :-\ :-\ :-\
x love squared: They choose the first team that will be yielded this leg.
metrolite: *Tabitha rolls her head back and cackles*
metrolite: Tabitha: AMY/DANICA!
x love squared: Bert/Cassidy, Josh/Nandi, Bobby/Aziz, Beverly/Brenton, April/Cam, Jacqui/Nasrin, Edward/Levi
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey: Let's be strategic.
x love squared: They go with..
metrolite: *They pull out some dice*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Josh/Nandi! Ouch
metrolite: ouch
metrolite: that would actually make sense
x love squared: yep!
x love squared: And they tear open their next clue!

Clue: Search the exotic carpets on display for your next clue.

>>Teams must locate the rolled up carpets in the corner of the display room (400-499 on a 600-sided dice), spot the eye-catching purple and orange carpet (50-69 on a 99-sided dice), and unravel the carpet (roll two 20-sided dice, with one number being 1-5 and the other being 16-20) to spot a clue.

x love squared: And they search the carpets for their next clue
x love squared: Jeffrey: Call me Aladdin, because I'm about to go on a magic carpet ride.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: And they search!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 600-sided die: 563
metrolite: Aaryn: Okay, Mulan
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: JOSH starts over.
x love squared: Nandi: GO. We've been YIELDED.
metrolite: Josh: 75?
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 47
metrolite: ouch
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 3 3 3
x love squared: ouch
metrolite: Nandi: GREAT job.
x love squared: BOBBY starts over
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 50-sided die: 18
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 5 1 2 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 3 5 1 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 4 1 5 1
x love squared: Brenton continues, (15/50) 1-2-3-4-5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 35-sided die: 14
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 3 1 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 2 4 2 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 3 5 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 2 4 1
metrolite: whoa
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 2 5 3 3
x love squared: and he works on the DOOR!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 11
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
x love squared: decent shape
metrolite: def
x love squared: Cam continues, 4-5 (12/75)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 63-sided die: 41
metrolite: :-\
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 3 1 1 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 2 1 5 4
metrolite: hmm
x love squared: He moves on to the door!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
x love squared: Nasrin starts over
metrolite: lol
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 50-sided die: 25
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 1 5 1 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 4 1 5
metrolite: Nasrin: Better than last time!
x love squared: as does LEVI
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 50-sided die: 1
x love squared: aw
metrolite: I do NOT trust him
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 3 5 3
metrolite: see?
metrolite: he's WORTHLESS.
x love squared: k, next team to get the little boost
x love squared: Josh, Bobby, Brenton, Nasrin, Levi
metrolite: LEVI.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: Yup.
x love squared: Levi, 1/75
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Cassidy, 66/75. 2-3-4-5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 9-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 2 3 2 4
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 3 5 1 1
metrolite: omg
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 2 4 5 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 1 4 1 5
x love squared: omg
x love squared: She goes for the DOOR
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha searching among the carpets
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 600-sided die: 466
x love squared: and they search for the purple and orange carpet!
x love squared: 50-69 on a 99-sided
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 99-sided die: 27
x love squared: Josh continues, 47/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 3 1 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 1 4 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 4 1 4 4
metrolite: Nandi: BUTTON
metrolite: Nandi: Fine.
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: Bobby, 18/50. 3-4-5
metrolite: geez
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 32-sided die: 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 1 5 2 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 2 1 3 2
x love squared: Brenton in decent shape. 29/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 21-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 11
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
metrolite: nope
x love squared: people always start so high
metrolite: aw yep
x love squared: Cam on the door. 53/75
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 22-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
metrolite: nope
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 10
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin, 25/50. 2-3-4-5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 18
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 1 4 1 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 4 1 1 5
metrolite: lol
metrolite: Nasrin: Progress! Waiting for my boost.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Levi, 1/75
x love squared: 1-2-3-4-5
x love squared: #getitboi
metrolite: do NOT waste this
metrolite: *he rolls a 72*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 74-sided die: 64
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 2 2 5 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 1 4 5 1
x love squared: Wow.
metrolite: pathetique
x love squared: K, let's choose a new person
x love squared: Josh, Bobby, Brenton, Nasrin
metrolite: *Nasrin raises her hand*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Josh.. 49/75
metrolite: Nasrin: Fuck that shit.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cassidy at the DOOR. 71/75
x love squared: GO BITCH
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: If you get it here you have a shot
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 7
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
metrolite: nope
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 9
metrolite: okay
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 99-sided die: 99
x love squared: *They knock over a huge display*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh, 49/75. 3-4-5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 26-sided die: 5
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 5 5 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 4 5 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 5 4 4 4
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: He goes for the door!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 14
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 12
x love squared: starting way too high
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: Bobby, 4-5 (28/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 22-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 4 3 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 5 2 5 1
x love squared: He works on the door!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
metrolite: lol
x love squared: as does Brenton, 35/50
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 3
x love squared: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 11
metrolite: nope, sorry
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 24
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Brenton SWIMS!
metrolite: Brenton:
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Beverly: Don't get cocky. You made it here last time.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam, 65/75 at the door
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 6
metrolite: Brenton: I have a lot more left, BEV.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 14
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 10
metrolite: nope
x love squared: Nasrin, 43/50. 3-4-5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 2 2 3 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 3 1 5
metrolite: wowwww
metrolite: I'm sucking it up
x love squared: Levi, 65/75
x love squared: 2-3-4-5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 10-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 3 5 5 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 5 3 3 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 2 5 3 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 3 2 4 1
x love squared: Let's choose a new person
metrolite: k
x love squared: Bobby, Brenton, Nasrin
metrolite: Nasrin: Not me. I'm not wasting it on this.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Bobby, 30/7
x love squared: 30/75*
x love squared: CASSIDY at the door. 73/75
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: NOOO
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 25
x love squared: Of course
metrolite: omg you CUNT
x love squared: And she swims!
x love squared: Needing two 4s
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: jalskfjaldskfad
x love squared: aw
metrolite: second time she's done that?
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 99-sided die: 81
x love squared: Josh opening the door. 54/75
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 21-sided die: 9
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 12
x love squared: Bobby, also at the door. 30/75
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 45-sided die: 26
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
metrolite: whoa
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 25-sided die: 13
metrolite: fuck
x love squared: and Bobby swims!
x love squared: Ugh he's getting it
metrolite: yup
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: Brenton swimming, at 1/8. (38/50)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 12-sided die: 8

x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 345 282
x love squared: Struggling on that last spot of Rostam's body
[Race11]: (metrolite) aw
x love squared: Rostam: They don't want to leave this hot piece of ass, that's why!
[Race11]: (metrolite) *B/B come from behind and get first*
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 84
[Race11]: (metrolite) STRUGGLING forever
x love squared: Bev/Brenton and April/Cam
x love squared: //roll-sides6-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 99
x love squared: those three are uber-stuck
[Race11]: (metrolite) aw, everyone is stuck at the carpet show[
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Nasrin starts over
[Race11]: (metrolite) shop*
x love squared: One of your teams will get it here
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: I'll show you a carpet show *she unbuttons her jeans*
x love squared: either Nasrin here, or Cassidy on her next try
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 75-sided die: 11
[Race11]: (metrolite) hmm
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 4 3 1 1
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 2 1 1
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 3 1 5
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 1 3 4 1
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 4 3 1
[Race11]: (metrolite) aw
x love squared: aw
x love squared: loves it
[Race11]: (metrolite) good start
x love squared: Edward/Levi, 3 from the carpet shop
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: And they search for the rolled up carpets!
[Race11]: (metrolite) aw
[Race11]: (metrolite) Levi: Hi, Bobby
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby: Go fuck your mother.
x love squared: *He huffs*
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 286
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Cassidy - DOOR. 72/75.
[Race11]: (metrolite) BUTTON
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
[Race11]: (metrolite) k
x love squared: yes
[Race11]: (metrolite) I don't even want to come CLOSE
x love squared: J/T
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 180 331
x love squared: aw close
x love squared: Josh/Nandi ask for directions again
x love squared: //roll-sides3-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
x love squared: And they immediately search for the carpets!
x love squared: Nandi: Gentlemen. *She nods*
[Race11]: (metrolite) Nandi: Hi, Tabith--oh
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides600-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 600-sided die: 508
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 27
[Race11]: (metrolite) *she starts tearing around the shop* Everyone: wtf
x love squared: Bev/Brenton and April/Cam
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides6-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
x love squared: Beverly: WHERE ARE THE STAIRS?!
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 13
x love squared: Nasrin-5. 11/75
x love squared: Doing well!
[Race11]: (metrolite) aw
[Race11]: (metrolite) just don't blow it here with some gigantic number (85% sure she will)
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 64-sided die: 61
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 5 3 4 3
x love squared: lmao wow
x love squared: DOOR
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 13
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
[Race11]: (metrolite) I HATE YOUUUUUI
x love squared: These bitches SUCK
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao yes
x love squared: Edward/Levi
[Race11]: (metrolite) Lorelei: I would NEVER.
x love squared: at the carpet shop
x love squared: 400-499
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 201
x love squared: J/T
x love squared: 100-149
x love squared: Rostam: Losing INTEREST.
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 221 474
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
[Race11]: (metrolite) Rostam: FUCKING HURRY. HURRY! *he starts gyrating*
x love squared: //roll-sides600-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 600-sided die: 268
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 22
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton and April/Cam
x love squared: //roll-sides6-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
[Race11]: (metrolite) Aziz: HOLY FUCK.
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 90
x love squared: omg
[Race11]: (metrolite) lots of stuck people
x love squared: Nasrin, 72/75
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
[Race11]: (metrolite) ugh you whore
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 11
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
[Race11]: (metrolite) k
x love squared: wow
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: 400-499
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 216
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 263 437
x love squared: Rostam: HURRY UP
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Can we take a 5-10 minute break?
[Race11]: (metrolite) Rostam: I HAVE APPOINTMENTS!! DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
x love squared: <~Grabbing some food
[Race11]: (metrolite) sure
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) kk
x love squared: Okay. Be back shortly
[Race11]: (metrolite) back-ish
[Race11]: (metrolite) Jennifer 'JennCity' from BB who was my roommate and a member of Canadian punk band Kitty: Brackish? Yup, that was our hit single
[Race11]: (metrolite) btw, I finished that 600 page book about the Manson Family
[Race11]: (metrolite) super quickly too
[Race11]: (metrolite) and thank god because, even though I thought it was fascinating, it was giving me strange dreams
[Race11]: (metrolite) so now I'm going to read something completely different
[Race11]: (metrolite) like a YA romance or something lol
x love squared: okay back
x love squared: aw wow, you did finish that fast
[Race11]: (metrolite) it was fascinating
[Race11]: (metrolite) even the trial part which I thought would be boring was good
[Race11]: (metrolite) I spent part of last night googling a bunch of serial killers from the 50s-70s
x love squared: and yeah, you should definitely cleanse yourself with some light reading now lol
[Race11]: (metrolite) I find that time period so FUCKING creepy
[Race11]: (metrolite) in terms of serial killers
[Race11]: (metrolite) it was just so much easier to live off the grid and fly under society's radar
x love squared: ugh yep
[Race11]: (metrolite) the 80s creep me out too I guess
x love squared: that era is scary
[Race11]: (metrolite) any horror movie set then gets bonus points from me
x love squared: I'll have to check that book out from the library
[Race11]: (metrolite) The House of the Devil: tysm
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Ok
[Race11]: (metrolite) I think that's set in the early 80s?
x love squared: let's FINISH this
x love squared: lmao yep, around then. that movie was horrible though
x love squared: oh wait
[Race11]: (metrolite) lol yes
x love squared: I'm thinking of a different one, maybe
[Race11]: (metrolite) aw I liked it
[Race11]: (metrolite) HOW DARE YOU
x love squared: Oh I'm thinking of the Rob Zombie movie with a similar title
[Race11]: (metrolite) *I pop up from your window with a scythe*
x love squared: forget what it's called
x love squared: House of 1,000 Corpses, k
[Race11]: (metrolite) his movies usually suck
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: that movie was god awful
x love squared: NEVER see it.
x love squared: Okay
[Race11]: (metrolite) kk
[Race11]: (metrolite) lol
x love squared: Josh/Nandi are up
x love squared: GL 2 ALL
[Race11]: (metrolite) I'm making food so I might not respond super quick
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, 400-499
x love squared: //roll-sides600-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 600-sided die: 33
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 91
x love squared: omg
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton are STUCK in the lobby of the spa
x love squared: they can't find the sixth floor
x love squared: The Spa Owner: Fucking morons.
x love squared: //roll-sides6-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 88
[Race11]: (metrolite) some of these legs have been very weird. maybe it's just my memory is lacking, but I feel like of teams have struggled this race.
x love squared: Nasrin hits the button :-(
[Race11]: (metrolite) k
x love squared: Yeah, more so than usual
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: 400-499
[Race11]: (metrolite) got while you were gone
[Race11]: (metrolite) You: k
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 201
x love squared: You: They're about to check in at the Pit Stop.
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: Rostam: Waiting every so patiently! *He rubs his nipples*
x love squared: 100-149
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 402 158
[Race11]: (metrolite) aw
[Race11]: (metrolite) close
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: //roll-sides600-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 600-sided die: 59
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 90
x love squared: Everyone is STUCK.
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
[Race11]: (metrolite) They Love the 90s *VH1 nods*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides6-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
x love squared: aw
[Race11]: (metrolite) lol finally
x love squared: And they choose a man to OIL up
x love squared: Shamil: My body iz ready.
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) *he's slightly more attractive than Rostam*
[Race11]: (metrolite) Beverly: Ooh
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Shamil: I model the underwear here in Baku.
[Race11]: (metrolite) Brenton: Settle down, he's still a fucking dog
x love squared: 1-49, 50-99, 100-149, 150-199, 200-249, 250-299, 300-349, 350-399, 400-449, and 450-499
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) Beverly: Oh my heavens! *she timidly touches his body*
x love squared: Brenton: His nose is like a fucking submarine
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 264 127
[Race11]: (metrolite) Beverly: It's very regal.
[Race11]: (metrolite) Brenton: ...
x love squared: *Beverly cups his buttocks*
x love squared: Brenton: Wow
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: April/Cam
[Race11]: (metrolite) Beverly: Tight!
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: (metrolite) *Lamia nods*
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 12
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: looking for the rolled up carpets
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 11
[Race11]: (metrolite) lol
x love squared: CASSIDY starts over
x love squared: She gets it here
x love squared: ywia
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) you have way more confidence in her than i do
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 75-sided die: 52
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 1 4 1
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 1 5 3 1
x love squared: J/T
x love squared: 100-149
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 143 169
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Rostam is COMPLETELY covered in oil
x love squared: And they begin scrubbing him down
x love squared: Rostam: Clean me up ;-)
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5 5
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: //roll-sides600-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 600-sided die: 447
x love squared: And they search for the orange/purple carpet!
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 27
x love squared: as do Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 13
[Race11]: (metrolite) one sec
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton continue working on oiling Shamil up
x love squared: 1-49, 50-99, 150-199, 200-249, 300-349, 350-399, 400-449, 450-499
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 308 302
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 28
[Race11]: (metrolite) k sorry I'm mixing my mac 'n cheese so CALMENSE
x love squared: geez, so many people stuck on that part now
[Race11]: (metrolite) You: uh okay
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: 400-499
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 327
[Race11]: (metrolite) aw come on guys
x love squared: Cassidy
x love squared: 2-3-4-5, 52/75
x love squared: Totally getting it! :-\
[Race11]: (metrolite) k
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 23-sided die: 10
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 2 3 1
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 1 2 4
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 2 3 4 4
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 3 1 4 4
[Race11]: (metrolite) k
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: drying off Rostam right now. 0/10
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6 3
x love squared: Rostam: Still DRIPPING. Get this stuff off me! *He's completely bipolar*
[Race11]: (metrolite) aw cute
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: searching for the same carpet
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 24
[Race11]: (metrolite) Rostam: Mental illness is funny to you?
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 28
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton working on Shamil
x love squared: *He has a boner*
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dic2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 238 181
x love squared: Shamil: Can't help it with such a gorgeous lady woman.
x love squared: *Beverly blushes*
[Race11]: (metrolite) llmao
x love squared: April/Cam
[Race11]: (metrolite) *she gives him a happy ending*
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 47
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: 400-499
[Race11]: (metrolite) come on, boys!
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 2 600-sided dice: 96 466
[Race11]: (metrolite) oops
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) of course
x love squared: Levi: About to get OUT of the bottom three and make a run for first place!
[Race11]: (metrolite) It counts. A referee ruled so.
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 64
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: weird, that all showed up @ once
x love squared: k
x love squared: CASSIDY
x love squared: 62/75
x love squared: 5
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 13-sided die: 4
x love squared: Low number and you're in FINE shape.
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 3 1 3 1
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, not making ANY progress drying Rostam off
x love squared: Rostam: So, so wet!
x love squared: *He sobs*
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8 2
x love squared: Rostam: Thank you.
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: NO ONE can spot this carpet.
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 66
[Race11]: (metrolite) whoa
x love squared: and Josh/Nandi unravel it!
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 1 10
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 46
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton oiling Shamil up
x love squared: 1-49, 50-99, 350-399, 400-449, 450-499
[Race11]: (metrolite) Brenton: Hurry up, Bev. You thirsty hag.
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 118 387
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly: This rock hard body is ALL I ever wanted.
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: *He's actually pretty out of shape*
x love squared: April/Cam
[Race11]: (metrolite) Roxanne: Stay in Azerbaijan then
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 60
x love squared: And they unravel as well!
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2 1
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: er
x love squared: NASRIN
[Race11]: (metrolite) lol
x love squared: is ready to try again
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 75-sided die: 64
[Race11]: (metrolite) wowwww
x love squared: Wow
[Race11]: (metrolite) What is going on here?
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 5 3 2 2
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 2 1 4 5
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 4 5 5 5
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 5 3 2 4
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 1 4 1 3
x love squared: close!
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: GET IT BOYS
[Race11]: (metrolite) seriously
[Race11]: (metrolite) MOVE ON
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 590
x love squared: The other carpeters are moving ON
[Race11]: (metrolite) ughugh
x love squared: Cassidy
x love squared: 66/75
x love squared: on 5
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 9-sided die: 8
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmfao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 1 5 5 1
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 13
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
[Race11]: (metrolite) she's awful
x love squared: wow
x love squared: yep
x love squared: idgi
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 1/10
x love squared: Tabitha: Drying off this guy's massive tree-trunk thighs
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4 1
[Race11]: (metrolite) I love how these pathetic two teams made the Yield pointless
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2 11
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 16
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, four more spots to oil up
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 383 184
x love squared: X X
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, unraveling
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 15 12
x love squared: NASRIN-5. 64/75
[Race11]: (metrolite) LOW
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 11-sided die: 3
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 3 3 3 5
[Race11]: (metrolite) aw
x love squared: DOOR
x love squared: Her favorite part
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 13
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi on the carpets
x love squared: The carpet shop owner: Hurry UP and get out of my shop.
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 320
[Race11]: (metrolite) omg
x love squared: Cassidy hits the button
x love squared: Rostam, 1/10 dried off
x love squared: Tabitha: Come ON, Jeff.
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9 1
x love squared: Jeffrey: Got another :-)
x love squared: Josh/Nandi unraveling
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 12 8
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 3
x love squared: omg
x love squared: #ELIM
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) that would be randomly great
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 219 227
x love squared: #ELIM as well
x love squared: Brenton: Wtf
[Race11]: (metrolite) Brenton: The tip of his dick is clean, Aunt
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly: Let me... blow on it. ;-)
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Brenton: Vomit
[Race11]: (metrolite) Roxanne: Girl, you nasty
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2 6
x love squared: April: This carpet is TIGHT.
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Nasrin, 67/75
[Race11]: (metrolite) *Cam picks it up and thwacks her over the head with it*
x love squared: on the door
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
[Race11]: (metrolite) sigh
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 3
[Race11]: (metrolite) ooh
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
x love squared: fuck
[Race11]: (metrolite) fuck
x love squared: Edward/Levi
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 523
[Race11]: (metrolite) fuck YOU
x love squared: Is it to much to ask that ONE of those teams finishes the RB? :-\
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 2/10
x love squared: Cleaning Rostam down
[Race11]: (metrolite) is it to much to ask that one of my teams makes a significant leap forward by finishing one task easily?
x love squared: Rostam: Hurry, please. This is so embarrassing! *All of the sudden he's covering himself up*
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 7 7
[Race11]: (metrolite) WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A CHALLENGE? *I flip out*
x love squared: close
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 15 13
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 77
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 362 228
x love squared: Stuck on Shamil's oiling
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 3 17
x love squared: And they unravel the carpet!
[Race11]: (metrolite) whoa
x love squared: They choose a DETOUR
x love squared: April: How you like them APPLES?
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides2-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: They go with.. OIL
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: I wanna touch a MAN! *she coos*
x love squared: Off to the Men's spa, 6 away
[Race11]: (metrolite) Cam: Touch this man!
x love squared: Another theme with this race - teams FLOCKING to the same detour.
[Race11]: (metrolite) *he shoves his crotch in her face*
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao yes
x love squared: //roll-sides7-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Nasrin at the door. 71/75
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: It's raining men!!
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) *she's horrified by how ugly they are*
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 10
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
[Race11]: (metrolite) ooh
x love squared: ooh
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 7
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: of course
x love squared: Edward/Levi
[Race11]: (metrolite) I'm so over these two teams. I'm not going for them ANYMORE.
x love squared: stuck on finding the rolled up carpets
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 199
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: really slowing DOWN
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 4
x love squared: Rostam: No no NO
[Race11]: (metrolite) making me VERY curious if I should do the APPLES one
x love squared: Josh/Nandi still need to unravel
x love squared: Nandi: Oh we're about to unravel all right :-)
x love squared: *Steam comes out of her ears*
[Race11]: (metrolite) Josh: I think Nandi's completely unraveled.
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 11 14
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 11
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 289 448
x love squared: finally, they knock off another one
x love squared: April/Cam, 2 from the Spa
[Race11]: (metrolite) That's... IT. We're starting this race over. SICK OF THESE TEAMS.
x love squared: //roll-sides7-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They look for the sixth floor
x love squared: April: Following the smell of male MUSK. *She sniffs around*
[Race11]: (metrolite) *we flip the order and reinstate the teams that have been eliminated, while the teams still in are eliminated*
x love squared: //roll-sides6-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Danica: YES!
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) that wouldn't be so bad sadly
x love squared: Nasrin at the door. 72/75
x love squared: either button it or GO.
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: I WANT MAN! I'm picking out one that looks like Channing Tatum in Magi Mike *she drools*
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
[Race11]: (metrolite) omg
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 5
[Race11]: (metrolite) I'll get it here because... yup
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
x love squared: probably
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: lmao yep
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 23
[Race11]: (metrolite) :0
x love squared: she SWIMS!
x love squared: needing two 4s
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) she's done that like 4 times
[Race11]: (metrolite) and so has Cassidy
[Race11]: (metrolite) I can't go on
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: 400-499
x love squared: DO THIS
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 287
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10 4
[Race11]: (metrolite) I'M NOT SPEAKING UNTIL ONE OF MY TEAMS MOVES ON. Seriously.
x love squared: Jeffrey is scrubbing his ASS off.
x love squared: Jeffrey: Help me out, Tabs.
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2 4
x love squared: B/A
x love squared: //roll-sides99-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 99-sided die: 61
x love squared: whoa
[Race11]: (metrolite) whoa
x love squared: They move on to unraveling
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 19 12
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 1-49, 50-99, 450-499
x love squared: *Beverly moans*
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 456 437
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: aw
[Race11]: (metrolite) a
[Race11]: (metrolite) w
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: //roll-sides6-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
x love squared: NASRIN hits the button
x love squared: Edward/Levi
[Race11]: (metrolite)
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 287
x love squared: Cassidy starts over
x love squared: DICE GODS, PLEASE
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 75-sided die: 27
[Race11]: (metrolite) k that's good for her
x love squared: lmao yes
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 3 5 2
x love squared: sub-50 is fine
x love squared: omg
[Race11]: (metrolite) and that's not good
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: 3/10
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 7 1
x love squared: Tabitha isn't doing SHIT.
x love squared: *She's keeled over throwing up*
x love squared: Josh/Nandi and Bobby/Aziz, unraveling their carpet
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 20 9
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 16 3
[Race11]: (metrolite) ew
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz pick a DETOUR
[Race11]: (metrolite)
x love squared: //roll-sides2-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: OIL.
[Race11]: (metrolite) wow
x love squared: Off to the spa, 6 away!
x love squared: //roll-sides7-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao yes. every fucking leg that happens
[Race11]: (metrolite) J/N will do Apples I bet.
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: 1-49, 50-99
x love squared: Shamil: My lower legs, plz.
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 217 14
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: //roll-sides6-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
x love squared: Edward/Levi
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 117
[Race11]: (metrolite)
x love squared: Cassidy, 1-2-3-4-5, 27/75
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 2 48-sided dice: 8 27
[Race11]: (metrolite) oops
[Race11]: (metrolite) I'll take the 8.
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 48-sided die: 40
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 1 1 2 3
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 3 1 4
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 5 4 2 4
[Race11]: (metrolite) k
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10 1
x love squared: Jeffrey with another!
x love squared: Single-handedly drying this oaf of a man down
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 16 19
x love squared: *Nandi pulls out a machete*
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 3 from the Men's spa
x love squared: Aziz: This is such a gay choice from us, dude.
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides7-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: And they look for the sixth floor!
[Race11]: (metrolite) Bobby: I think it's easier?
x love squared: //roll-sides6-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 50-99
[Race11]: (metrolite) The Spa Owner: FOLLOW THE SIGN
x love squared: Shamil: One last spot. *He seductively rubs his thigh*
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 37 237
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: //roll-sides6-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
[Race11]: (metrolite) *Beverly dives down for it*
x love squared: They finally reach the sixth floor
[Race11]: (metrolite) Brenton: :-O
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: 1-49, 50-99, 100-149, 150-199, 200-249, 250-299, 300-349, 350-399, 400-449, and 450-499
x love squared: And they get to work!
[Race11]: (metrolite) *a homeless men steps up*
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 253 251
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *He's completely tiny and frail*
x love squared: Edward/Levi
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: Ooh, he looks like Matthew McConaghley or w/e from Magic Mike!
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) *she starts rubbing on him* Cam: wtf?
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 317
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *dies*
x love squared: Asgar: Fine by me, thanks.
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Cassidy, 3-4-5 67/76
x love squared: 75*
x love squared: oh 3 4 5 6 7?
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: He's the spitting image of Daniel Kregg or w/e. The John Bond guy!
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 9-sided die: 7
[Race11]: (metrolite) you twat
[Race11]: (metrolite) YOU DESERVE NOTHING
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 1 3 5 2
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 2 5 4 3
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 4 2 1 4
[Race11]: (metrolite) DON'T EVEN
[Race11]: (metrolite) k
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Rostam, 4/10
x love squared: Tabitha: I just can't do this anymore. It's fucking GROSS.
x love squared: *She has Rostam's body hair all over her hands*
[Race11]: (metrolite) Jeffrey: You're doing it. *he shoves her head in Rostam's arm pit*
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9 5
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey keeps at it!
x love squared: #star
[Race11]: (metrolite) Jeffrey: SMELL IT, BITCH.
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) The audience: whoa
x love squared: Jeffrey: TASTE IT.
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
[Race11]: (metrolite) The Audience: Dude snapped.
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 11 18
x love squared: They're NOT in sync
x love squared: bobby/Aziz
x love squared: //roll-sides6-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
[Race11]: (metrolite) Bobby: Bobby* I'm a person, a proper noun.
x love squared: Aziz: My partner can't wait to rub up on some hairy dude.
x love squared: *Bobby rolls his eyes*
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 50-99
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 142 406
x love squared: April/Cam get back to work
x love squared: Asgar: I'm all yours!
x love squared: *He flexes but has absolutely no muscle tone*
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 48 416
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: Omg, he looks just like that guy from Law and Order. Sam Waterson or w/e.
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) Cam: What is wrong with you?
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: HE'S BEAUTIFUL.
x love squared: April: I need some DICK.
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) *When they clean him off, he is actually really gorgeous looking.* April: Ew, gross.
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 531
x love squared: Cassidy-5
x love squared: 73/75
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 2 2-sided dice: 2 2
[Race11]: (metrolite) oops
x love squared: I can't believe the massive numbers she rolls for her breath every time
[Race11]: (metrolite) REPEAT THAT.
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmfao nooo
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 2 1 4 2
[Race11]: (metrolite) k
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 7 7
[Race11]: (metrolite) yeah, she's really bad
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 13 4
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
[Race11]: (metrolite) she was in Departure #1 too, lol
x love squared: //roll-sides6-dice1
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
x love squared: They join the other teams
x love squared: Tamerlan: Hello, gents. Good day. *He rips off his clothes*
x love squared: Aziz: Oh boy
x love squared: 1-49, 50-99, 100-149, 150-199, 200-249, 250-299, 300-349, 350-399, 400-449, and 450-499
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) Aziz: That's gamey.
x love squared: Tamerlan: Get all in there... deep in the crevices :-)
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 214 401
[Race11]: (metrolite) Tamerlan: VERY important date tonight with my gf Sevda.
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) Tamerlan: And lord knows she'll be getting all up in dem crevices if you know what I'm sayin' *he nudges Aziz*
x love squared: one sec
[Race11]: (metrolite) k
[Race11]: (metrolite) brb too
x love squared: k
x love squared: ~BACK~
[Race11]: (metrolite) wb
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton
x love squared: 50-99
x love squared: Shamil: Please finish :-) The Oil is going up my nose.
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 238 354
[Race11]: (metrolite) Beverly:
x love squared: April/Cam continue working on Asgar
[Race11]: (metrolite) Shamil: No, seriously.
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 301 355
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: NASRIN starts again
x love squared: please :-(
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 75-sided die: 61
[Race11]: (metrolite) I.....can't
[Race11]: (metrolite) I CAN'T.
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 4 2 5 3
x love squared: This is so weird
[Race11]: (metrolite) yup
x love squared: Edward/Levi
[Race11]: (metrolite) I seriously am SUCKING SO BADLY.
[Race11]: (metrolite) //roll-sides600-dice1
[Race11]: (metrolite) If only they would do me proud, but nope, they're sucking too.
[Race11]: (metrolite) hmm
x love squared: 400-499
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 508
x love squared: omg lag
[Race11]: (metrolite) laggg
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao yes
x love squared: Cassidy hits the button
x love squared: sigh
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: 5/10
x love squared: halfway there
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 4
[Race11]: (metrolite) Nasrin: Right behind you, Cass :-\
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 19 20
[Race11]: (metrolite) geez
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: Tamerlan: Use those big masculine fingers of yours and get me all nice and oiled up, eh? ;-)
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 98 260
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) Sevda: YOU HOMO!
[Race11]: (metrolite) Tamerlan: No homo, babe
x love squared: Tamerlan: Nothing wrong with a little bro time, right guys? Hah.
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 50-99
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 349 296
x love squared: Shamil: Oh boy.
x love squared: *He checks his watch*
x love squared: April/Cam,
[Race11]: (metrolite) Shamil: Hurry up! My wife is expecting home soon.
[Race11]: (metrolite) *Bev tears up*
x love squared: 50-99, 100-149, 150-199, 200-249, 450-499
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 298 478
x love squared: Nasrin
x love squared: 1-2-3-4-5, 61/75 lol
[Race11]: (metrolite) LOL
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 14-sided die: 10
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
[Race11]: (metrolite) er
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 2 1 5 3
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 2 2 3 1
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 1 5 2 4
[Race11]: (metrolite) kkkkkkkk
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: FUCKING ADVANCE
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 87
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: This is the fucking Twilight Zone
[Race11]: (metrolite) I know It would make me not so crazy if at least they advanced a couple
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 3
x love squared: sucking it up now
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 20 6
[Race11]: (metrolite) yup, #eliminated tonight
x love squared: close
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: with their new friend, Tamerlan
x love squared: 1-49, 100-149, 150-199, 300-349, 350-399, 450-499
[Race11]: (metrolite) they need to oil faster!
x love squared: Tamerlan: I got some big balls. Get at 'em!
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 293 470
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) Tamerlan: 300-349 and 350-399 are my balls, fyi
x love squared: lmfao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 50-99
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 125 390
x love squared: omg
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: 50-99, 100-149, 150-199, 200-249
[Race11]: (metrolite) Shamil: You BITCH. *He knees Beverly*
x love squared: April: The male body is SO sexii.
[Race11]: (metrolite) Brenton: Whoa
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 233 473
x love squared: Nasrin, 3-4-5
x love squared: 71/75
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: Omg, he's excited about this... O___O Mama likey!!!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April: I've caught the jungle fevah! I need me an Azeri boi of my own!
[Race11]: (metrolite) Asgar: Nothing to do with you, Moby. *he winks at Cam*
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: just wave the white flag, Nas
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 1 5 1 3 2
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 3 1 5 3
[Race11]: (metrolite) yup, end this please
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: FUCKING ADVANCE
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 287
x love squared: FFS
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: J/T
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 3 9
x love squared: Tabitha finally contributes
x love squared: *She uses a toothbrush to scrub some oil off his knee*
x love squared: Tabitha: DONE.
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 11 5
x love squared: Stuck on that forever
[Race11]: (metrolite) lots of people are STUCK.
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 1-49, 100-149, 150-199, 300-349, 350-399
x love squared: Tamerlan: Check that ass out. *He jiggles them by squeezing his muscles*
[Race11]: (metrolite) Sevda: Rub him ball sac with yous finger *she touches herself*
x love squared: Tamerlan: Slick it up!
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 406 355
x love squared: Tamerlan: Bobby, you got some magical hands there, dude
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 50-99
[Race11]: (metrolite) Aziz: Queer
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 174 298
[Race11]: (metrolite) geez
x love squared: April/Cam, 50-99, 100-149, 150-199
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 174 212
x love squared: making decent progress
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: It winked at me! LOL!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin, 4-5
[Race11]: (metrolite) *it pokes her in the eye*
x love squared: 73/75
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
[Race11]: (metrolite) omfg
x love squared: Jacqui: We've been here for HOURS
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 5 2 4 5
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 5 4 5 5 4
x love squared: DOOR
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 14
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
[Race11]: (metrolite) Jacqui: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 1
x love squared: Jacqui: Why are you waiting until you're almost OUT OF BREATH to make any progress?
x love squared: Edward/Levi
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao seriously
[Race11]: (metrolite) JESUS FUCK
[Race11]: (metrolite) LET ME GET THIS
[Race11]: (metrolite) PLEASE LET ME GET THIS ONE THING
[Race11]: (metrolite) *deep breath*
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 306
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4 6
x love squared: Rostam: They must want to spend time with me. <3 Aww so sweet.
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 11 7
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: 1-49, 100-149, 15-199, 300-349
x love squared: Tamerlan: Got an itch on the tip of my dick. One of you bros get it for me?
[Race11]: (metrolite) Sevda: finger him bumhole with yous tooh
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: lmfao
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 140 28
[Race11]: (metrolite) tooth* lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) Sevda: no, tooh
x love squared: making QUICK work of Tamerlan
x love squared: Tamerlan: These boys are wearing me out! ;-)
[Race11]: (metrolite) Sevda: yous tooh, yous yous tooh on him hole
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 50-99
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 462 336
x love squared: Shamil: Okay, seriously... hurry the fuck up.
x love squared: *He snaps*
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, 50-99, 100-149
[Race11]: (metrolite) *he clocks Brenton in the nose*
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 350 430
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Roxanne: HIT THAT BITCH!
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Nasrin hits the button
x love squared: Edward/Levi
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: My LORD. Our guy looks just like Luke Perry circa 90210 days! WOWEE.
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) *he's an overweight, dark-skinned man*
[Race11]: (metrolite) Cam: You seriously need some dick.
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 66
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Cassidy starts over
x love squared: please for the love of all things holy, star low
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 75-sided die: 47
x love squared: start*
[Race11]: (metrolite) that's low for her tbh
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 5 1 3 3
x love squared: lmao yes
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 6-sided dice: 4 1 6 4 3
[Race11]: (metrolite) oosp
[Race11]: (metrolite) ooos*
[Race11]: (metrolite) oops*
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 3 1 3 3
x love squared: om
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: g
[Race11]: (metrolite) good start for her sadly
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9 2
[Race11]: (metrolite) a 47 + 1 = GREAT JOB, CASS!
x love squared: *Jeffrey carefully cleans the oil out of his ears*
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Rostam: You'll be a great father one day!
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 19 16
[Race11]: (metrolite) omg
x love squared: Nandi: WHAT THE FUCK are we doing?!
[Race11]: (metrolite) they've been stuck forever
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: the yielded teams need #HELP
[Race11]: (metrolite) aw yeup
[Race11]: (metrolite) yup&
[Race11]: (metrolite) omg
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 150-199, 300-349
x love squared: Tamerlan: Use your tongue to spread the oil on my nipple!
[Race11]: (metrolite) wow they're going fast...or B/B are taking forever
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 342 409
x love squared: yeah, B/A keep making progress each round
[Race11]: (metrolite) Sevda: yessir, use yous tong on him nip hole
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 50-99
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 262 396
x love squared: These two
x love squared: looks like we might have a new first place team after all
[Race11]: (metrolite) Shamil: I'm not kidding here. I have PEOPLE TO SEE. Places to be!!!
x love squared: April/Cam, 50-99, 100-149
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 202 497
x love squared: Edward/Levi
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 234
[Race11]: (metrolite) holy mother of GOD
x love squared: Cassidy, 2-3-4-5, 47/75
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 28-sided die: 7
[Race11]: (metrolite) HOLY SHIT.
x love squared: Whoa
x love squared: Are we dreaming?
[Race11]: (metrolite) *Bert wanders in* Bert: We're still here? WOW.
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: lmfao
[Race11]: (metrolite) Don't worry, here comes everything but a 2
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 2 5 5 5
[Race11]: (metrolite) aw
x love squared: Bert: I was having a threesome with a couple hookers but DAMN, thought you'd be done already.
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 4 1 2 1 3
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 2 5-sided dice: 4 2
[Race11]: (metrolite) oops
x love squared: 4-5!
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 3 1 5 5 5
[Race11]: (metrolite) damn
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 3 7
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: stuck here for at least 10 rounds
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 8 11
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 150-199
[Race11]: (metrolite) about as long as E/L
x love squared: Tamerlan: Last spot, broskis! *He slaps them on their asses* Let's get it!
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 378 204
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 50-99
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 286 404
x love squared: wow
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, 50-99, 100-149
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 364 424
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: please :-(
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: Hm, now he kinda looks like Brian Williams. I'm diggin' it! *she grinds on his dick*
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 349
[Race11]: (metrolite) my GOD
x love squared: Cassidy, 4-5
x love squared: 54/75
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 21-sided die: 1
[Race11]: (metrolite) WHOA.
x love squared: *Cassidy is completely purple/blue from being submerged and nearly drowning so much*
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 1 4 1 5
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 5 5-sided dice: 2 4 3 2 5
[Race11]: (metrolite) omg.
x love squared: DOOR
[Race11]: (metrolite) not bad
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 1
[Race11]: (metrolite) whoa
x love squared: omg
x love squared: *Bert stands up*
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) omg
x love squared: *He sits down*
[Race11]: (metrolite) Cassidy: STAND BACK UP. I'm getting a 22.
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 3
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: it's okay, in a good spot for now :-\
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 7/10
[Race11]: (metrolite) not as bad as normal, that's for sure
x love squared: //roll-sides10-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8 1
x love squared: Jeffrey with another!
[Race11]: (metrolite) I'm actually not sure who I'd rather see go between these two last place teams
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: //roll-sides20-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 7 2
[Race11]: (metrolite) although, someone else could randomly go too :-\
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 150-199
[Race11]: (metrolite) I don't want E/L or J/N to go
x love squared: yeah definitely
x love squared: Nandi: Thanks.
[Race11]: (metrolite) Me: Jacqui/Nasrin
[Race11]: (metrolite) lol jk
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 310 2
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, 50-99
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 273 281
x love squared: April/Cam, 50-99, 100-149
[Race11]: (metrolite) Shamil: What the fuck are you two doing?
x love squared: Asgar: yeah! *he grinds up against Cam*
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: LOL, he's confused. He must have oil in his eyes. ??
x love squared: April: So fucking sexy. Hugh Jackman anyone?
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: //roll-sides499-dice2
[Race11]: xlovesquared rolled 2 499-sided dice: 144 297
[Race11]: (metrolite) April: Omg, as WOLVERINE even. RAWR!!!! CLAW ME UP. mmmm
x love squared: lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) *he shoves her away*
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: they get it NOW
x love squared: *They're actually in the wrong carpet shop*
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 600-sided die: 288
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) *dies*
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
x love squared: Cassidy
x love squared: 55/75
[Race11]: (metrolite) It's weird how B/A got stuck here forever and then randomly surged ahead
x love squared: DEEP BREATH GIRL. You're fine!
x love squared: yeah
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
[Race11]: (metrolite) not great, but okay
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 15-sided die: 15
[Race11]: (metrolite) wow
x love squared: Sigh
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
[Race11]: metrolite rolled 1 25-sided die: 7
x love squared: why have there been so many 15s right there?
[Race11]: (metrolite) you slore
x love squared: lots of teams get 15 right away
[Race11]: (metrolite) lmao
[Race11]: (metrolite) not sure