Post by The Philiminator on Jul 29, 2013 15:56:48 GMT -8
metrolite: Hello, hello.
x love squared: Welcome back to AFRICA
x love squared: Meryl Streep: We're not "Out of Africa" yet? Gotcha.
metrolite: LOL@ Jacqui/Nasrin never breaking top 4.
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: and Josh/Nandi have sucked lately too
metrolite: as have Edward/Levi but they have their % padded with their first places
x love squared: aw @ Jeffrey/Tabitha improving every leg minus one
metrolite: aw
metrolite: Levi: #recordholder #threepeat
x love squared: Tabitha: Nowhere to go but down now, so do NOT judge us.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao yes
metrolite: omg
x love squared: and that's funny that after 7 legs, still only 3 teams have gotten first
metrolite: I really think a random team who has never been in danger is going to go this leg
x love squared: aw
x love squared: April: FUCK.
metrolite: Aziz and Brenton: :-\
x love squared: an April/Cam Bobby/Aziz double elim would be amazing.
x love squared: and NEEDS to happen
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao yeah right
metrolite: One of my teams is gone for sure.
x love squared: k before we begin, predictions?
x love squared: I'd guess Josh/Nandi :-(
metrolite: Probably.
x love squared: Nandi: Wow, going out on a limb there.
metrolite: Knowing my luck, though, it'll come down to E/L and Josh/Nandi for the second to last spot and J/N will edge out my original team.
x love squared: I just really want Bobby/Aziz to GO. I don't want them in the F5.
metrolite: Do we think the cockroaches will be okay?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: I think Jacqui/Nasrin will be fine
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin will get 5th place
metrolite: I can see Jacqui and Nasrin stepping up here, then falling right back down the next leg
metrolite: aw
metrolite: lol
x love squared: that's so funny that they haven't even cracked top 3 yet
x love squared: you'd think by dumb luck they'd have at least one third place
x love squared: oh well
x love squared: okay, ready for this?! :-\
metrolite: nope
metrolite: not even a fourth place lol
metrolite: YES.
x love squared: Phil: Welcome back to the SIMBA CAMPSITE in the Ngorongoro Crater!
x love squared: Phil: This campsite served as the seventh pit stop in a race around the world. *Tabitha nods*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Jeffrey and Tabitha will depart in first place. *Tabitha nods again and reads the clue slowly to the cameras*
x love squared: Jeffrey: Give me that :-) *He rips it out of her hands*
Clue: Choose one of seven safari vehicles and have your driver take you 19 spaces through the Ngorongoro Crater to a village known as Safari Junction in the district of Karatu. Teams will find their next clue at the entrance to Safari Junction.
>>Once again, five of the drivers are a bit scatterbrained and will not advance if they roll a '1' but rather delay the team for two rounds. Roll a 7-sided dice to choose a driver; 1, 3, 5, 6, 7 are the scatterbrained drivers.
>>Based on the order of arrival, teams will have head starts on their safari. The first team will go seven times on their first turn; the second team six times; the third team five times; etc, until the seventh team goes just one time on their first turn.
>>Teams traveling on space '6' will find a shortcut that leads directly to Safari Junction.
x love squared: And they need to head to Safari Junction in Karatu in one of the safari vehicles
metrolite: oh, those scatterbrained safari drivers. SO RAMPANT!
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: it's an epidemic
x love squared: They choose one of the seven drivers
metrolite: Tabitha: How about the female one?
x love squared: Tabitha: #4 is raising his hand
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: #girlpower
x love squared: Tabitha: It's a he/she
x love squared: They go with...
metrolite: Sandu: Um, I'm a man. *he grabs his junk*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: #4!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: SANDONT! lol
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They hop into the focused driver's vehicle and take OFF to Safari Junction
x love squared: *They have Safari hats on*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Race-provided* safari hats
x love squared: Going SEVEN times here.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Verna: Yay! *she tosses them out to everyone*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Tabitha: You MISSED something, driver.
x love squared: 5 more turns to go..
metrolite: Sandu: Bitch, please.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: AT 13..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: wow @ these big rolls
x love squared: whoa
x love squared: They ARRIVE on their fourth turn and immediately tear open their next clue at Safari Junction
metrolite: CHEATERS. DICE MANIPULATORS!
x love squared: Tabitha: No team is even close to us! #FirstPlace
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *they literally keep this pace the whole leg* Us: ...
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Now run (5-sided dice) 10 spaces along the main street and search for a roadside stand known as "Hillary Clington" where your next clue awaits.
>>Hillary Clington is located on either spaces 6-7. Teams must first land on that area and then roll a '1' on a 2-sided dice to spot the shop and their next clue. If they don't roll a '1,' the team will continue walking along the main dirt road as they completely missed the shop. Once they reach 10 they'll start back at 0 next round.
>>Also, for each failure to roll a '1' when searching for Hillary Clington, the team's rolls will increase by one each round (from 2-sided dice, to 3-sided, to 4-sided, and to a maximum of 5-sided).
x love squared: *They check in before the next team even departs*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: And they take off on foot searching for the roadside stand known as Hillary Clington
metrolite: uh
metrolite: Hillary Clinton: SUING.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tanzania: We love Clington and Obahma
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Turn #5...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: They hit space 7!
metrolite: Obama: Don't even. My last name is African, you should get it right *Sasha and Malia glare from behind him*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tanzania: Yes, because AFRICA is just one big country, right?
x love squared: Can they spot Hillary Clington on space 7?!
x love squared: lmfao
x love squared: They need a 1 here!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: geez
x love squared: They SPOT the roadside stand!
x love squared: And they tear open their next clue
metrolite: Jeffrey: There's Hillary Klingon
x love squared: lmfao
Clue: Now run (5-sided dice) exactly 8 spaces to Safari Junction's Jack Stelzer Pub. Your next clue awaits. Warning: W-Turn Ahead!
x love squared: And they take off on foot to the nearby pub, 8 away!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Turn #6...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: OMG lol
metrolite: geez
x love squared: They spot the pub but they first see something in the distance
metrolite: *they later get stuck hailing a taxi for over 23 rounds*
x love squared: lmao
Hours of Operation: The pub will open in five rounds.
x love squared: so the rest of turns 6 and 7 are taken up by the Hours of Operation
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz leave the pit stop in SECOND place
x love squared: omg @ how far J/T got though
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz pick a safari vehicle to begin the leg
metrolite: Tabitha: NO. *she grabs a huge log that's nearby and uses it as a javelin to bust open a window*
x love squared: 1 2 3 5 6 7 are all up for grabs
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
x love squared: They pick #1, a scatterbrained driver
metrolite: 2: Nope.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Let's see if this fucks them over
metrolite: Will someone actually get a one? )
metrolite: *
x love squared: lmao I know
x love squared: only Jacqui/Nasrin got one last time?
x love squared: They take off. SIX turns for them.
metrolite: yup, and they had a focused driver
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Turn #5... ONE from Safari Junction
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: They arrive and immediately take off searching for Hillary Clington
metrolite: geez
x love squared: *Hillary sighs again*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Turn 6, Final turn...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: April/Cam take off in third place
metrolite: Chelsea: Nope, you missed her!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They choose a safari vehicle
x love squared: 2 3 5 6 7
x love squared: April: #2 looks like a dick. DNW.
metrolite: NOT ONE
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: They go with 6
metrolite: April: We'll take six. He's SEZZY!!! *She purrs*
x love squared: And they head to Safari Junction
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April: I'd tap that all night long!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Ouch
metrolite: Cam: He's old enough to be your great grandpa o__O
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: good
x love squared: They lose turns 2 and 3 while their driver points out the scenery
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Turn #4...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: omg lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Horrible start for them
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton take off right behind them
metrolite: The driver: I have a lot to say when I have a "captive" audience.
x love squared: Brenton: Odd. I see April/Cam right over there.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: 2 3 5 or 7
metrolite: Brenton: Let's grab #2 and GO GO GO.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: #7
x love squared: They take off with four turns
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: Beverly: NO. #7 looks so sweet.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: geez
x love squared: And their final turn.. at 14...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: not bad
metrolite: nope
x love squared: oh (everyone missing the shortcut so far)?
metrolite: much better than A/C
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin take off in fifth place!
metrolite: aw I hope I get it.
x love squared: They choose between 2 3 and 5
metrolite: Jacqui: We'll take #2.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
x love squared: #5 for them
metrolite: Nasrin: NO. #5 pls. Love those beefy calves.
x love squared: And they take off to SAFARI JUNCTION. Three turns for them!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: omg!
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: They immediately reach Safari Junction on their second turn!
x love squared: And they take off on foot searching for Hillary Clington!
metrolite: Jacqui: Hillary Clinton is here?!?!
x love squared: They need to hit 6/7 to have the chance to spot "her"
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin: I voted for her in the '08 primaries! #ClingtonSupport
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: And turn 3..
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Nasrin: I see Nancy Peglosi, but no Hillary.
metrolite: Jacqui: I don't see her. The Secret Service should give her away?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi take off in sixth place! Two turns for them
x love squared: They choose either 2 or 3
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: gr
metrolite: Nandi:
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: good for them
x love squared: Edward/Levi take off
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: whoa!
x love squared: Whoa!
x love squared: And they immediately search for Hillary Clington!
metrolite: Levi: Don't fucking need #2.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Still two turns for 'em
metrolite: Levi: YES! #HILARY16
metrolite: HILLARY*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: aw all the teams did so well minus April/Cam
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: okay
x love squared: Josh/Nandi take off in LAST.
x love squared: Well, tied for last. *We grin at April/Cam*
x love squared: They take off (one turn) with their focused driver!
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 40-sided die: 22
metrolite: And they make it!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Me: Whoa!
metrolite: Nandi: Yay! Ours had wings attached, weird.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha are still stuck waiting for the pub to open
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 4
x love squared: searching for Hillary
x love squared: Bobby: Where are them sexy pantsuits at?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They could spot her at 7!
x love squared: Do they spot her? They need a 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Nope! Ouch
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: #Eliminated
x love squared: April/Cam's driver is still talking their ears off
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 17
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: They take off on foot looking for Hillary
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 5
x love squared: one or two away from the Clington shop
metrolite: Nasrin: Oh, is that Ruth Badger-Gingsberg?
metrolite: Jacqui: ...
x love squared: The locals: Please visit our Hillary Clington. Great deal on necklace.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 4
metrolite: Jacqui: FOCUS. We lost sight of Hill.
x love squared: two or three away
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: aw
x love squared: whoa
x love squared: Can they spot the shop?!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg
x love squared: aw nope
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 3
x love squared: 3 from the shortcut
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: grr
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 7
metrolite: Josh: Where are our huge rolls?
x love squared: They just need to get to 10 now
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: April/Cam, at 0
x love squared: April: Dude, GO. We don't give a fuck about the ecosystem here.
metrolite: *the driver is talking about the parking lot*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: omg lmao
metrolite: lmfao
x love squared: April: OMG. *She bangs her head against her seat*
x love squared: Cam: We're TOAST. We picked the worst driver imaginable.
metrolite: The Driver: Over there is where I once backed into my sister's ex-husband. He was fine after a few stitches.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: The Driver: Here is where I kill my first cub. Father was very proud.
metrolite: The Driver: And over there I once leaked some oil.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 2
x love squared: searching for Hill
x love squared: Beverly: About ready to Monica Lewinsky this chick if we don't find her soon!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 9, so they reach 10 and will start over next round
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 7
metrolite: Nasrin: READY TO FUCK UP HILLARY!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: yay
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: ONE from the shortcut
metrolite: aw
metrolite: about to blow it by with a huge TWO
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: better than I thought
metrolite: brb
x love squared: The pub is opening next round. *Tabitha perks up*
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz reach 10, so they'll start over at 0 next round
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 5
x love squared: so one or two from Hillary
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: ouch
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 0 looking for Hill
metrolite: k
metrolite: Nasrin: Ready to take her out
metrolite: Jacqui: Umm
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 0 as well
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: nicely set up
x love squared: both teams on the PROWL for the elusive Clington
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 11
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: making their way to Safari Junction
metrolite: aw
x love squared: whoa!
x love squared: *April is seen throwing a temper tantrum*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha finally enter the pub and see the dreaded W-Turn in the distance
metrolite: hm
metrolite: what does that mean?
W-Turn: This is a Double U-Turn. The first TWO teams to reach this point in the leg will have the power to U-Turn any random team currently behind them. U-Turned teams will be forced to complete BOTH sides of the upcoming detour before receiving their next clue.
metrolite: oh okay
metrolite: it's just two U turns
metrolite: har har
x love squared: They pick between the six teams currently behind them
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, April/Cam, Beverly/Brenton, Jacqui/Nasrin, Edward/Levi, Josh/Nandi
metrolite: this will be... bad
metrolite: shit
x love squared: The first U-Turned team is...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
metrolite: I'm like guaranteed to get stuck with one of these lol
x love squared: April/Cam!
metrolite: YES
x love squared: Ouch, that might have killed them
metrolite: #gone #out #deadinthewater
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: and Jeffrey/Tabitha rip open the DETOUR clue
Detour: WATER SUPPLY or AIR SUPPLY? In "Water Supply," teams must travel via safari vehicle 12 spaces to the town's communal well. The team will fill two extremely heavy jugs with water and then carry them to a nearby home that has been without water for days. Once they have transported the jugs, a family member will hand them their next clue.
>>To fill both of the heavy jugs with water, roll 20-sided dice all the way to 80 (do this for both racers at the same time). Then, start hauling the jugs to the nearby house. Roll two 6-sided dice prior to each turn, a '6' meaning one of the racers is fatigued and thus the team will be unable to move for the round. Then, roll two 4-sided dice (lower number counts) all the way to the house at 10.
In "Air Supply," teams will stay at the pub and begin repairing the tire of a child's bicycle. Once the tire has been completely repaired and the child has successfully made one lap around the street, the bicycle repairman will hand the team their next clue.
>>Repair the tire by first rolling all parts 1-10 on two 10-sided dice per round to patch up the tire. Whenever BOTH rolls successfully hit two new numbers, the team may immediately go again, otherwise their turn will stop. Then, continue by pumping air 5 times (roll '2' on a 2-sided dice five times, keep going if successful). Then, the child will attempt a victory lap around the street. Prior to each roll, use a 100-sided dice (followed by the difference) to signify the air pressure of the tire. The child will then ride his bicycle (3-sided dice) to the end at 8. If the child makes it to the end before the air pressure runs out, the repairman will hand the team their next clue. If the air pressure runs out, the team must pump more air (five '2's on 2-sided dice again) before the child can attempt another lap.
metrolite: I feel much better. If I had gotten both of the U Turns, I'd FLIP.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They choose between Water Supply and Air Supply
x love squared: Air Supply: Hey
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They go with..
metrolite: Air Supply: All out of love...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: WATER SUPPLY
x love squared: Air Supply: Oh ok
metrolite: Jeffrey: Pipe down, AS.
x love squared: And they hop back in their safari vehicle and head to the communal well, 12 away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 0 searching for Hillary
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 3!
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Hillary: Come. To. Me.
metrolite: *Nasrin draws a pistol from her backpack* The producers: Whoa
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Nasrin: Where is this wrinkled up BITCH?!
metrolite: eeh!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Aww
metrolite: Nasrin: I see her! *She opens fire on the stand*
x love squared: Can they spot the stall at space 6?!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: YES.
x love squared: They DO!
x love squared: And they head to the pub 8 away!
metrolite: *She puts a bullet right through the proprietor's forehead*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Jacqui: VERY clean wound. Good job!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: *They topple the stall right over*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *Necklaces and other beaded jewelry go flying*
x love squared: The owner: :-(
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 4
x love squared: 2 or 3 from Hillary
metrolite: Levi: I'll fucking vote Republican in the next election if this bitch doesn't show herself
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Levi: #LogCabinRepub
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Can they spot her at space 6?! (3-sided dice)
metrolite: Levi: IS THAT HER? *he shoves Edward aside*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: YES!!!!
x love squared: 3-sided
metrolite: oh lmao
metrolite: why?
x love squared: each time you fail to spot her, you get +1 added
x love squared: up to a max of 5
metrolite: oh shit
metrolite: so I ned a one?
metrolite: need*
x love squared: yeah
metrolite: fuck
metrolite: this isn't happening. I'll be stuck here forever.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
metrolite: k
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz are in the same boat
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Yup, I'm fucked.
x love squared: Josh/Nandi reach Safari Junction
x love squared: and they immediately take off looking for Hillary
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, out in front! At 2 heading to the well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 5 looking for Hill
x love squared: Aziz: Slow down. I see an ugly stall up ahead. Must be her.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: They blow right past it!
metrolite: hmm
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: Still back at 0, lol
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Whoa, they moved!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April: Holding the driver at knifepoint seems to work :-) *She presses it up against his neck*
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 0 looking for Hillary
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 5 from the pub
metrolite: The Driver: Yup, over to the tool shed. Let me tell you about a time I was locked in there for 2 days...
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: Jacqui: This feels good! *She beams*
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: at 6
x love squared: get a ONE
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: grr
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 4
x love squared: close to Hillary
metrolite: Nandi: I see that white bitch!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Nandi: JOSH. Hurry up
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 7 from the well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: geez
x love squared: They arrive and immediately start filling two huge jugs up
metrolite: these CHEATERS
x love squared: hoping to deliver them to a family in need
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: aw
x love squared: 20-sided dice, up to 80 for both
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 7 6
metrolite: Tabitha: Angel tbh
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha: Dirty ass water though.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The family: :-(
metrolite: Tabitha: They can have this.
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz head back to 0
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, at a whopping 2
x love squared: They need the shortcut BADLY.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: April: K. Let's keep getting that.
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: hmm
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, they need a ONE to find the pub.
x love squared: and the W-Turn
metrolite: geez
metrolite: hm
metrolite: I was rolling a 7-sided dice FYI
metrolite: so we should redo their rolls
x love squared: ohh
metrolite: You: CHEATING WHORES
x love squared: okay
x love squared: so two times here
x love squared: err
x love squared: three times*
metrolite: k
x love squared: with 5-sided, starting at 0, going to 8
metrolite: lol
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: whoa
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: aw
x love squared: lmao k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: still at 5..
metrolite: lol
x love squared: k
x love squared: Edward/Levi head back to 0. Josh/Nandi, at 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: yay
x love squared: wait
metrolite: k
metrolite: oh right
x love squared: Edward/Levi didn't go there, they were at 9 heading to 10
x love squared: k
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at SEVEN!
x love squared: So they could spot the stall!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: OMG.
x love squared: aw
x love squared: *J/T and Jacqui/Nasrin grin*
metrolite: not good
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha (7 and 6) continue filling their jugs up to 80
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 6 11
x love squared: Tabitha: Your work is subpar, Jeff.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: geez
x love squared: oh that Hillary Clington
x love squared: SO well concealed
metrolite: lmao yes
metrolite: these teams are STUCK
x love squared: April/Cam, at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: they blow by the shortcut!
metrolite: Jacqui: One of them is about to be U-Turned *she grins at Beverly*
x love squared: #toast
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 4
x love squared: Brenton: Let's find this goddess NOW.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Can they spot her! (2-sided)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: They can NOT.
metrolite: Jacqui: #uturned #eliminated
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, two from the pub!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 0
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 7
x love squared: RUN.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: W
metrolite: aw
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, continue working on Water Supply
x love squared: 13/80, 17/80
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 5 16
x love squared: *Tabitha laughs*
x love squared: Tabitha: He's like a child sometimes. Wow.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: Tabitha: Idiot savant minus the savant
x love squared: They check for Hillary!
x love squared: (3-sided)
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby: My mom loves this old hag. We FIND her.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: omg
x love squared: And they spot Hillary!
metrolite:
x love squared: They run towards the pub, 8 away!
metrolite: Jacqui: NO. Stay away from the U-Turn area.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: Come any close and we're U-Turning YOU.
x love squared: April/Cam, at 8
metrolite: *she shoves a kid in the road to create a diversion*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Really blowing this leg so far tbh
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 7
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Brenton: Should have saved our fucking Express Pass :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, two from the pub
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: grr
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 4
x love squared: almost there, boys
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: aw
x love squared: 4-sided!
metrolite: heh
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: aw
metrolite: wow
x love squared: k, 5-sided for them the rest of the way
metrolite: this is going to take forever
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 0
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: 18 and 33
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 5 3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: geez
metrolite: Tabitha: Angels!
x love squared: Tabitha: Still beating him.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Us: SLOW ass angels
x love squared: Tabitha: Bringing water to the underprivileged. This should give us good karma moving forward.
metrolite: Tabitha: They can have this dirty water not fit for a hippo.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 2 heading to the pub
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Bobby: Hey guys. Let's find this pub, eh? ;-)
x love squared: April/Cam at 13
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton head back to 0
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin
x love squared: two from the pub!
metrolite: shit
x love squared: GET IT TBH
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: I'm fucked
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 6
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: good
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 4
x love squared: prime position
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 23 and 36
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 13 2
x love squared: Jeffrey: :-)
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: Arms are tired.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey: We're using a faucet to fill up jugs of water. No arm strength involved.
x love squared: Tabitha: STFU
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, one from the pub
x love squared: :-\
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: Tabitha: I have to hold the bucket under the faucet, okay? I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, 2 from Safari Junction
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: They finally make it
x love squared: They take off running for Hillary!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: as do Bev/Brenton, at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin. TWO AWAY.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
metrolite: battle for the PUB
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 0
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: slow your roll
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: aw
x love squared: They have a shot! (3-sided)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
metrolite: omfg
x love squared: aw
metrolite: >___<
x love squared: fucking B/A
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 36/80 and 38/80
x love squared: Tabitha: Let's get close to the same number. #Unity
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 17 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Jeffrey: Passing you here.
metrolite: Jeffrey:
metrolite: Tabitha: Sprained my wrist.
x love squared: Jeffrey: Did you even add any water this round? :-)
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, one away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: eek
x love squared: April/Cam, at 2 heading for H. Clington
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lol
x love squared: April: I'll eat that bitch!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: whoa
x love squared: They've passed her so many times.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 2 from the pub
metrolite: aw
x love squared: ~good vibes~
metrolite: *they're confused about the goal*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: grr
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: ooh
x love squared: 5-sided
metrolite: and they've had like a million shots lol
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: omg!
x love squared: Edward/Levi spot Hillary!
x love squared: And they race towards the PUB!
metrolite: Edward: GETTING THERE FIRST. #upset
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 7
x love squared: just get to 10 plz
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 53/80 and 39/80
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 16 14
metrolite: brb again soorrrry
x love squared: Tabitha: Back in the game!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, one from the pub
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: OMG
x love squared: When you get back, we'll do the second U-Turn :-(
metrolite: k
metrolite: shit
metrolite: NOT E/L
x love squared: k
metrolite:
metrolite: or J/Ns
metrolite: lol
metrolite: ONLY B/B
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, Jacqui/Nasrin, Edward/Levi, Josh/Nandi
metrolite: 1
metrolite: 1
metrolite: 1
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz decide to U-Turn..
metrolite: CAN'T WATCH
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: fuck
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin!
metrolite: that sucks
metrolite: since they were right there
x love squared: and Bobby/Aziz choose a detour!
x love squared: yep :-(
x love squared: Bobby: Killing those cockroaches. Enjoy, ladies.
x love squared: *He cackles*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: They go for AIR SUPPLY
x love squared: They immediately work on repairing the child's bike
x love squared: parts 1-10
metrolite: aww... BUT E/L could be okay with three other teams having to do an extra challenge (LATE)
x love squared: lmao yep
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4 4
x love squared: Aziz: Well that was a WASTE.
x love squared: April/Cam at 3
x love squared: heading for Hillary
metrolite: god, our landlords decided the house needed a new roof so they're installing that now and it's so loud
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Tell them to STFU; serious business going on inside
x love squared: Your landlords: Right...
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Me: I'M RACING IN AFRICA. STFU!
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 2 from the pub
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao you cunts
x love squared: Edward/Levi, 5 away
metrolite: you DESERVE your punishment
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao aw :-(
x love squared: Josh/Nandi reach 10
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: 69 and 53
metrolite: get a move on it pls
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 10 3
x love squared: Jeffrey: :-)
metrolite: Tabitha: No comment.
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz continue working on patching up the tire.
x love squared: 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9 9
metrolite: lol
metrolite: they're VERY in sync
x love squared: Bobby: OMG.
x love squared: April/Cam, at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: completely passing Hillary
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, also at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: and also passing her!
metrolite: geez
metrolite: fuckwads
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 1 from the pub
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Edward/Levi, 2 away
metrolite: noo
metrolite: I NEED THAT TWO FOR E/L
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: aw
metrolite:
x love squared: aw
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: Levi: BYE.
x love squared: and Edward/Levi pick a DETOUR!
metrolite: Levi: Yup, only ONE for us, though
x love squared: Edward: We're not U-Turned. ALAIAM.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Jacqui and Nasrin: Bite us
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Levi: Enjoy your present ;-)
metrolite: aw
metrolite: I like these two.
metrolite: Hmm
metrolite: Chimamanda, a little girl outside: Help me fix my bike-ickle, sirs.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Levi: Pipe down, Chima.
metrolite: Levi: YES. We'll help this precious angel. *he plays it up for the camera*<
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao okay
x love squared: and they immediately start patching up the tire!
metrolite: Edward: Let's get you on a bike, Mandi
x love squared: Chimamanda: Use this adhesive formula..
x love squared: Levi: STFU
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: 1-10
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10 7
x love squared: aw
x love squared: and again
x love squared: 1 2 3 4 5 6 8 9
metrolite: Levi: Guess we'll go again *he grins at B/A*
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: those fails
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 1
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: Levi: AND AGAIN. A third time!
x love squared: 3 4 5 6 8 9
metrolite: Chimamanda: WOW!! But seriously use the adhesive formula
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6 3
x love squared: Chima: If my bike falls apart I'm suing :-)
metrolite: Levi: And a fourth time *Aziz is pissed*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: 4 5 8 9
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9 3
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Levi: Not bad
x love squared: VGJ!
metrolite: thanks!
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 0 heading to Hillary
metrolite: Chimamanda: 5 out of 10 tbh
x love squared: with their speed bump in the back of their minds
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: JEFFREY finishes filling his jug.
x love squared: Tabitha with 56/80
metrolite: lmao wow
metrolite: they did that so slowly
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: did/are doing*
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: NOT handy at all
metrolite: Jeffrey: Three rounds too late, Bitha.
x love squared: 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8 7
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Bobby: #learningonthejob
x love squared: 1 2 3 5 6 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8 5
metrolite: Levi: But can you do that two more times?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Levi: No, you can't.
x love squared: April/Cam, at 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: Chimamanda: Focus on my bike
metrolite: Chimamanda: Talk shit later
x love squared: If they can spot Hillary on their first attempt, that would really help them
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton reach 10
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, still one from the PUB.
metrolite: B/B have only had one failed attempt, right?
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: yeah
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Edward/Levi
metrolite: GET THERE AND DO THIS
x love squared: patching up dat tire. 4 5 8
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4 2
metrolite: Chimamanda: You're consistent, I'll give you that.
x love squared: Chima: The only tire I see is that giant FLAT TIRE on Edward's stomach.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 2
metrolite: Edward: That's because I have TONS of money to buy food. Do you have that?
x love squared: lmfao
x love squared: *Chimamanda frowns*
metrolite: Chima: Wow, that's super low *she kicks him in the balls*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Tabitha, 76/80
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
x love squared: And they take off to the nearby house
metrolite: Tabitha: Inconsistent like the early days. Feels good.
x love squared: The Okonkwo Family: :-( Please hurry. Dehydrated.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Do they both move?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 4
metrolite: Tabitha: It's only a few miles from your house. Not sure why you didn't do this yourselves... I mean.. uh
x love squared: they do NOT
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: The Okonkwo Family: Because we're VERY sick. God, you're insensitive.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 1 2 3 6 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 5
x love squared: April/Cam, back at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Mrs. Okonkwo: And bring us some chocolates from the store. And some orange soda and some dried beans. THANKS, doll.
x love squared: 3-4 is the sweet spot
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: hm, NOT so sweet.
metrolite: You: BITTER SPOT
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin
x love squared: still 1 away
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg
metrolite: they keep getting 2s
x love squared: Edward/Levi, 5 and 8
metrolite: Chimamanda: I bet you struggle with these last two, yeah?
x love squared: Levi: Call me Patch Adams because this tire is damn near FIXED.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 7
metrolite: Chima: Heh. Queers.
x love squared: Chimamanda: You two are severly underqualified for this. Where do I go to file a complaint?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 5
x love squared: one of three teams still searching for Hillary
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: these three teams suck
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 5
x love squared: They're ready to move.
x love squared: Jeffrey: Make the most of this. Hut hut GO.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 4-sided dice: 1 3
x love squared: Tabitha: Dude.
x love squared: They move 1 space to the house
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 1 3 6 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8 8
metrolite: These two are always inconsistent with the other one's rolls
metrolite: (J/T)
x love squared: lmao yep
x love squared: April/Cam, at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: passed it by AGAIN
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: as do they!
metrolite: April: What we lookin for?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April: I would never shop here.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 1 away
metrolite: wow
metrolite: blowing it
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: aww
x love squared: And they see that they've been U-Turned!
metrolite: they'll start with WATER SUPPLY
x love squared: okay
x love squared: 12 away
x love squared: from the communal well
metrolite: Jacqui: No time to complain. It's time to DO! *she charges off*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *she shoves Chimamanda out of the way who is outside waiting for her bike*
x love squared: Jacqui: Time to become heroes of this shithole town.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Edward/Levi - 5 and 8
metrolite: Chima: You fucking crazy ass Americans.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6 8
metrolite: aww
x love squared: Chimamanda: Plz hurry. My friends are about to ride to the town well. I'm thirsty.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 8
metrolite: geez
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: k
x love squared: wow those 3 teams really do suck
metrolite: lmao yes
metrolite: it's pretty simple to LAND on it at least
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 1
metrolite: and they aren't even doing that
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 1
x love squared: Tabitha: Okay, let's try to work together.
x love squared: Jeffrey: K.
metrolite: Jeffrey: I'll try?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 4-sided dice: 4 3
x love squared: aw
x love squared: They move to 4/10
metrolite: Tabitha: Good, let's repeat that... maybe?
x love squared: The Okonkwos: We're dying in about 3 rounds. HURRY.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 1 3 6 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5 10
metrolite: Mrs. Okonkwo: DYING for those chocolates HURRY! Sweet tooth.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam hit 10
x love squared: Bev/Brenton at 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 10 from the well
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao geez
x love squared: Their driver: Shall I tell you about the town?
x love squared: Nasrin: NO
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi - 5
metrolite: Nasrin: I don't know, do you want to hear a story about two American women on a race who killed a safari driver in Tanzania?
metrolite: The Driver: :-|
x love squared: Chima: Come the fuck on. I still need to test this shit out too. HURRY UP. *She stomps her tiny foot*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Chimamanda: Shit damn! Slow ass bitches here.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10 7
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 0
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Nandi: We should probably hurry.
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 4/10
x love squared: Can they keep moving forward?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 3
x love squared: Yep!
metrolite: Tabitha: And work together here...
x love squared: Tabitha: Let's go meet this super appreciative family :-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 3
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Mrs. Okonkwo: Get some beers too. We have some company coming over. thx
x love squared: *The Okonkwos are actually having a huge graduation party for one of their children*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 1 3 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6 1
metrolite: Mrs. Okonkwo: Yup, the company is for the graduation party.
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: and again...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 1
x love squared: tied UP.
metrolite: Levi: We got here several rounds later. Let the record SHOW that please.
x love squared: Ngasi, their kid waiting on the bike: Kk. Good job, guy.
metrolite: Bobby: What record? Dude.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Cam: we should probably hurry too?
x love squared: Bev/Brenton hit 10
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: April: OMG, a Burger King!!! *She runs toward a mirage*
x love squared: Beverly: Not us. We have that Express Pass after all, eh? ;-) *She slips a producer a hundred dollar bill*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 4
x love squared: heading to the well
metrolite: Verna: Thanks for the Benjamin, but nope, you don't GL.
x love squared: Nasrin: Let's not wait 'til the water runs dry. *Boyz II Men nods*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: The Driver: Four hundred years ago, a lost cheetah named--
metrolite: Nasrin: STFU
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi- 5
metrolite: Nasrin: And GO faster. What is wrong with you? There is no one on the road.
x love squared: who's going to patch this tire up first?!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 7 5
metrolite: aww
x love squared: Edward/Levi start pumping air into the tire!
metrolite: Chimamanda: Hurry! The girls are leaving for the well! *She whines*
x love squared: Jordin Sparks: No air, air
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Chima: wowow
x love squared: Chima: I'll hate you FOREVER if you make me miss this event! :-(
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 2
x love squared: Hill is 4 or 5 away
metrolite: omg
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: #bitter
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 6/10
x love squared: *They hear loud hip hop music in the distance*
x love squared: Tabitha: Hmm
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 1
x love squared: Jeffrey: STOP. Let's listen to it!
metrolite: Charlie Okonkwo: #magnacarta #holygrail
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz- 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9 6
x love squared: April/Cam, at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Blown by the stall 4 times now
metrolite: what is going on with these three teams
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: how is it possible to avoid the two spaces so many times
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 5 from the well
metrolite: Nasrin: PLEASE. HURRY.
x love squared: Nasrin: "Well" lookie what I see here.
metrolite: The Driver: Over here is where the famous death scene was filmed in The Lion King.
x love squared: The Driver: Ah. The Bank of Safari Junction? Let me tell you this story..
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Nasrin: That's a cartoon though, right?
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw
x love squared: And they start filling up their jugs!
metrolite: Mrs. Okonkwo: GREAT! More water for our party.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2 13
x love squared: Nasrin: Only time Jacqui and Big Jugs will be used int he same sentence... EVER.
metrolite: Jacqui: ...
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi pumping air.
x love squared: 0/5
metrolite: Jacqui: WOW, so offended. That's why I'm not doing well.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin: Odd. I made that snide remark after you went.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 5
metrolite: Jacqui: I felt it coming. I have ESP when it comes to your lame insults.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: omfg
metrolite: k brb
x love squared: wow
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 3
x love squared: FOUR from the house.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 4-sided dice: 3 3
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz-3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 10
x love squared: April/Cam reach 10
x love squared: Bev/Brenton at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Whoa.
x love squared: They'll search for the STALL when you return.
metrolite: k
x love squared: 3-sided for them
metrolite: aw the cats are freaking out over the roofers lol
metrolite: 2 OR 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
metrolite: FUCK THEM
metrolite: Roxanne:
x love squared: ouch
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Roxanne: Ouch is right. I'm thinking they're done.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin
x love squared: 2/80 and 13/80
x love squared: hm, I think I would TAKE a April/Cam, Bev/Brenton elim
x love squared: that wouldn't be bad
metrolite: k
metrolite: nope
metrolite: NOT AT ALL.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 20-sided dice: 7 14
metrolite: Nasrin: Come on, Jac, get your head in the goddamn game!
x love squared: Nasrin: Still reeling after my last "lame insult?" :-)
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi pumping air
metrolite: Chimamanda: Or NOT pumping air as is the case.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *she grins smugly*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 8
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: OMFG
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, ONE away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 1
x love squared: Tabitha: OMG
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz-3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 1 3
x love squared: And they start pumping air!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Aziz: FIRST place.
x love squared: April/Cam, at 0.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bev/Brenton at 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 9/80 and 27/80
x love squared: filling up those JUGS
metrolite: k sorry
metrolite: Nasrin: Let's try for double what you have
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 20-sided dice: 9 11
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, 0/5
x love squared: NO air in the tires yet
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 0
x love squared: ffs, land on the numbers this time :-)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: hm I think they will
metrolite: despite that not being a sweet spot
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 6
metrolite: wow
x love squared: STUCK at 9
metrolite: good
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 1/5 air pumped
metrolite: let some teams catch up
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: April/Cam, at 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Ngasi: Not so bad *he stares at E/L*
x love squared: whoa
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Welcome back to AFRICA
x love squared: Meryl Streep: We're not "Out of Africa" yet? Gotcha.
metrolite: LOL@ Jacqui/Nasrin never breaking top 4.
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: and Josh/Nandi have sucked lately too
metrolite: as have Edward/Levi but they have their % padded with their first places
x love squared: aw @ Jeffrey/Tabitha improving every leg minus one
metrolite: aw
metrolite: Levi: #recordholder #threepeat
x love squared: Tabitha: Nowhere to go but down now, so do NOT judge us.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao yes
metrolite: omg
x love squared: and that's funny that after 7 legs, still only 3 teams have gotten first
metrolite: I really think a random team who has never been in danger is going to go this leg
x love squared: aw
x love squared: April: FUCK.
metrolite: Aziz and Brenton: :-\
x love squared: an April/Cam Bobby/Aziz double elim would be amazing.
x love squared: and NEEDS to happen
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao yeah right
metrolite: One of my teams is gone for sure.
x love squared: k before we begin, predictions?
x love squared: I'd guess Josh/Nandi :-(
metrolite: Probably.
x love squared: Nandi: Wow, going out on a limb there.
metrolite: Knowing my luck, though, it'll come down to E/L and Josh/Nandi for the second to last spot and J/N will edge out my original team.
x love squared: I just really want Bobby/Aziz to GO. I don't want them in the F5.
metrolite: Do we think the cockroaches will be okay?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: I think Jacqui/Nasrin will be fine
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin will get 5th place
metrolite: I can see Jacqui and Nasrin stepping up here, then falling right back down the next leg
metrolite: aw
metrolite: lol
x love squared: that's so funny that they haven't even cracked top 3 yet
x love squared: you'd think by dumb luck they'd have at least one third place
x love squared: oh well
x love squared: okay, ready for this?! :-\
metrolite: nope
metrolite: not even a fourth place lol
metrolite: YES.
x love squared: Phil: Welcome back to the SIMBA CAMPSITE in the Ngorongoro Crater!
x love squared: Phil: This campsite served as the seventh pit stop in a race around the world. *Tabitha nods*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Jeffrey and Tabitha will depart in first place. *Tabitha nods again and reads the clue slowly to the cameras*
x love squared: Jeffrey: Give me that :-) *He rips it out of her hands*
Clue: Choose one of seven safari vehicles and have your driver take you 19 spaces through the Ngorongoro Crater to a village known as Safari Junction in the district of Karatu. Teams will find their next clue at the entrance to Safari Junction.
>>Once again, five of the drivers are a bit scatterbrained and will not advance if they roll a '1' but rather delay the team for two rounds. Roll a 7-sided dice to choose a driver; 1, 3, 5, 6, 7 are the scatterbrained drivers.
>>Based on the order of arrival, teams will have head starts on their safari. The first team will go seven times on their first turn; the second team six times; the third team five times; etc, until the seventh team goes just one time on their first turn.
>>Teams traveling on space '6' will find a shortcut that leads directly to Safari Junction.
x love squared: And they need to head to Safari Junction in Karatu in one of the safari vehicles
metrolite: oh, those scatterbrained safari drivers. SO RAMPANT!
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: it's an epidemic
x love squared: They choose one of the seven drivers
metrolite: Tabitha: How about the female one?
x love squared: Tabitha: #4 is raising his hand
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: #girlpower
x love squared: Tabitha: It's a he/she
x love squared: They go with...
metrolite: Sandu: Um, I'm a man. *he grabs his junk*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: #4!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: SANDONT! lol
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They hop into the focused driver's vehicle and take OFF to Safari Junction
x love squared: *They have Safari hats on*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Race-provided* safari hats
x love squared: Going SEVEN times here.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Verna: Yay! *she tosses them out to everyone*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Tabitha: You MISSED something, driver.
x love squared: 5 more turns to go..
metrolite: Sandu: Bitch, please.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: AT 13..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: wow @ these big rolls
x love squared: whoa
x love squared: They ARRIVE on their fourth turn and immediately tear open their next clue at Safari Junction
metrolite: CHEATERS. DICE MANIPULATORS!
x love squared: Tabitha: No team is even close to us! #FirstPlace
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *they literally keep this pace the whole leg* Us: ...
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Now run (5-sided dice) 10 spaces along the main street and search for a roadside stand known as "Hillary Clington" where your next clue awaits.
>>Hillary Clington is located on either spaces 6-7. Teams must first land on that area and then roll a '1' on a 2-sided dice to spot the shop and their next clue. If they don't roll a '1,' the team will continue walking along the main dirt road as they completely missed the shop. Once they reach 10 they'll start back at 0 next round.
>>Also, for each failure to roll a '1' when searching for Hillary Clington, the team's rolls will increase by one each round (from 2-sided dice, to 3-sided, to 4-sided, and to a maximum of 5-sided).
x love squared: *They check in before the next team even departs*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: And they take off on foot searching for the roadside stand known as Hillary Clington
metrolite: uh
metrolite: Hillary Clinton: SUING.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tanzania: We love Clington and Obahma
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Turn #5...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: They hit space 7!
metrolite: Obama: Don't even. My last name is African, you should get it right *Sasha and Malia glare from behind him*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tanzania: Yes, because AFRICA is just one big country, right?
x love squared: Can they spot Hillary Clington on space 7?!
x love squared: lmfao
x love squared: They need a 1 here!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: geez
x love squared: They SPOT the roadside stand!
x love squared: And they tear open their next clue
metrolite: Jeffrey: There's Hillary Klingon
x love squared: lmfao
Clue: Now run (5-sided dice) exactly 8 spaces to Safari Junction's Jack Stelzer Pub. Your next clue awaits. Warning: W-Turn Ahead!
x love squared: And they take off on foot to the nearby pub, 8 away!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Turn #6...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: OMG lol
metrolite: geez
x love squared: They spot the pub but they first see something in the distance
metrolite: *they later get stuck hailing a taxi for over 23 rounds*
x love squared: lmao
Hours of Operation: The pub will open in five rounds.
x love squared: so the rest of turns 6 and 7 are taken up by the Hours of Operation
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz leave the pit stop in SECOND place
x love squared: omg @ how far J/T got though
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz pick a safari vehicle to begin the leg
metrolite: Tabitha: NO. *she grabs a huge log that's nearby and uses it as a javelin to bust open a window*
x love squared: 1 2 3 5 6 7 are all up for grabs
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
x love squared: They pick #1, a scatterbrained driver
metrolite: 2: Nope.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Let's see if this fucks them over
metrolite: Will someone actually get a one? )
metrolite: *
x love squared: lmao I know
x love squared: only Jacqui/Nasrin got one last time?
x love squared: They take off. SIX turns for them.
metrolite: yup, and they had a focused driver
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Turn #5... ONE from Safari Junction
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: They arrive and immediately take off searching for Hillary Clington
metrolite: geez
x love squared: *Hillary sighs again*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Turn 6, Final turn...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: April/Cam take off in third place
metrolite: Chelsea: Nope, you missed her!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They choose a safari vehicle
x love squared: 2 3 5 6 7
x love squared: April: #2 looks like a dick. DNW.
metrolite: NOT ONE
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: They go with 6
metrolite: April: We'll take six. He's SEZZY!!! *She purrs*
x love squared: And they head to Safari Junction
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April: I'd tap that all night long!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Ouch
metrolite: Cam: He's old enough to be your great grandpa o__O
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: good
x love squared: They lose turns 2 and 3 while their driver points out the scenery
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Turn #4...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: omg lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Horrible start for them
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton take off right behind them
metrolite: The driver: I have a lot to say when I have a "captive" audience.
x love squared: Brenton: Odd. I see April/Cam right over there.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: 2 3 5 or 7
metrolite: Brenton: Let's grab #2 and GO GO GO.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: #7
x love squared: They take off with four turns
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: Beverly: NO. #7 looks so sweet.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: geez
x love squared: And their final turn.. at 14...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: not bad
metrolite: nope
x love squared: oh (everyone missing the shortcut so far)?
metrolite: much better than A/C
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin take off in fifth place!
metrolite: aw I hope I get it.
x love squared: They choose between 2 3 and 5
metrolite: Jacqui: We'll take #2.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
x love squared: #5 for them
metrolite: Nasrin: NO. #5 pls. Love those beefy calves.
x love squared: And they take off to SAFARI JUNCTION. Three turns for them!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: omg!
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: They immediately reach Safari Junction on their second turn!
x love squared: And they take off on foot searching for Hillary Clington!
metrolite: Jacqui: Hillary Clinton is here?!?!
x love squared: They need to hit 6/7 to have the chance to spot "her"
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin: I voted for her in the '08 primaries! #ClingtonSupport
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: And turn 3..
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Nasrin: I see Nancy Peglosi, but no Hillary.
metrolite: Jacqui: I don't see her. The Secret Service should give her away?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi take off in sixth place! Two turns for them
x love squared: They choose either 2 or 3
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: gr
metrolite: Nandi:
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: good for them
x love squared: Edward/Levi take off
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: whoa!
x love squared: Whoa!
x love squared: And they immediately search for Hillary Clington!
metrolite: Levi: Don't fucking need #2.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Still two turns for 'em
metrolite: Levi: YES! #HILARY16
metrolite: HILLARY*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: aw all the teams did so well minus April/Cam
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: okay
x love squared: Josh/Nandi take off in LAST.
x love squared: Well, tied for last. *We grin at April/Cam*
x love squared: They take off (one turn) with their focused driver!
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 40-sided die: 22
metrolite: And they make it!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Me: Whoa!
metrolite: Nandi: Yay! Ours had wings attached, weird.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha are still stuck waiting for the pub to open
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 4
x love squared: searching for Hillary
x love squared: Bobby: Where are them sexy pantsuits at?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They could spot her at 7!
x love squared: Do they spot her? They need a 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Nope! Ouch
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: #Eliminated
x love squared: April/Cam's driver is still talking their ears off
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 17
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: They take off on foot looking for Hillary
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 5
x love squared: one or two away from the Clington shop
metrolite: Nasrin: Oh, is that Ruth Badger-Gingsberg?
metrolite: Jacqui: ...
x love squared: The locals: Please visit our Hillary Clington. Great deal on necklace.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 4
metrolite: Jacqui: FOCUS. We lost sight of Hill.
x love squared: two or three away
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: aw
x love squared: whoa
x love squared: Can they spot the shop?!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg
x love squared: aw nope
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 3
x love squared: 3 from the shortcut
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: grr
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 7
metrolite: Josh: Where are our huge rolls?
x love squared: They just need to get to 10 now
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: April/Cam, at 0
x love squared: April: Dude, GO. We don't give a fuck about the ecosystem here.
metrolite: *the driver is talking about the parking lot*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: omg lmao
metrolite: lmfao
x love squared: April: OMG. *She bangs her head against her seat*
x love squared: Cam: We're TOAST. We picked the worst driver imaginable.
metrolite: The Driver: Over there is where I once backed into my sister's ex-husband. He was fine after a few stitches.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: The Driver: Here is where I kill my first cub. Father was very proud.
metrolite: The Driver: And over there I once leaked some oil.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 2
x love squared: searching for Hill
x love squared: Beverly: About ready to Monica Lewinsky this chick if we don't find her soon!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 9, so they reach 10 and will start over next round
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 7
metrolite: Nasrin: READY TO FUCK UP HILLARY!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: yay
x love squared: Josh/Nandi
x love squared: ONE from the shortcut
metrolite: aw
metrolite: about to blow it by with a huge TWO
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw okay
metrolite: better than I thought
metrolite: brb
x love squared: The pub is opening next round. *Tabitha perks up*
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz reach 10, so they'll start over at 0 next round
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 5
x love squared: so one or two from Hillary
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: ouch
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 0 looking for Hill
metrolite: k
metrolite: Nasrin: Ready to take her out
metrolite: Jacqui: Umm
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 0 as well
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: nicely set up
x love squared: both teams on the PROWL for the elusive Clington
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 11
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: making their way to Safari Junction
metrolite: aw
x love squared: whoa!
x love squared: *April is seen throwing a temper tantrum*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha finally enter the pub and see the dreaded W-Turn in the distance
metrolite: hm
metrolite: what does that mean?
W-Turn: This is a Double U-Turn. The first TWO teams to reach this point in the leg will have the power to U-Turn any random team currently behind them. U-Turned teams will be forced to complete BOTH sides of the upcoming detour before receiving their next clue.
metrolite: oh okay
metrolite: it's just two U turns
metrolite: har har
x love squared: They pick between the six teams currently behind them
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, April/Cam, Beverly/Brenton, Jacqui/Nasrin, Edward/Levi, Josh/Nandi
metrolite: this will be... bad
metrolite: shit
x love squared: The first U-Turned team is...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
metrolite: I'm like guaranteed to get stuck with one of these lol
x love squared: April/Cam!
metrolite: YES
x love squared: Ouch, that might have killed them
metrolite: #gone #out #deadinthewater
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: and Jeffrey/Tabitha rip open the DETOUR clue
Detour: WATER SUPPLY or AIR SUPPLY? In "Water Supply," teams must travel via safari vehicle 12 spaces to the town's communal well. The team will fill two extremely heavy jugs with water and then carry them to a nearby home that has been without water for days. Once they have transported the jugs, a family member will hand them their next clue.
>>To fill both of the heavy jugs with water, roll 20-sided dice all the way to 80 (do this for both racers at the same time). Then, start hauling the jugs to the nearby house. Roll two 6-sided dice prior to each turn, a '6' meaning one of the racers is fatigued and thus the team will be unable to move for the round. Then, roll two 4-sided dice (lower number counts) all the way to the house at 10.
In "Air Supply," teams will stay at the pub and begin repairing the tire of a child's bicycle. Once the tire has been completely repaired and the child has successfully made one lap around the street, the bicycle repairman will hand the team their next clue.
>>Repair the tire by first rolling all parts 1-10 on two 10-sided dice per round to patch up the tire. Whenever BOTH rolls successfully hit two new numbers, the team may immediately go again, otherwise their turn will stop. Then, continue by pumping air 5 times (roll '2' on a 2-sided dice five times, keep going if successful). Then, the child will attempt a victory lap around the street. Prior to each roll, use a 100-sided dice (followed by the difference) to signify the air pressure of the tire. The child will then ride his bicycle (3-sided dice) to the end at 8. If the child makes it to the end before the air pressure runs out, the repairman will hand the team their next clue. If the air pressure runs out, the team must pump more air (five '2's on 2-sided dice again) before the child can attempt another lap.
metrolite: I feel much better. If I had gotten both of the U Turns, I'd FLIP.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They choose between Water Supply and Air Supply
x love squared: Air Supply: Hey
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They go with..
metrolite: Air Supply: All out of love...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: WATER SUPPLY
x love squared: Air Supply: Oh ok
metrolite: Jeffrey: Pipe down, AS.
x love squared: And they hop back in their safari vehicle and head to the communal well, 12 away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 0 searching for Hillary
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 3!
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Hillary: Come. To. Me.
metrolite: *Nasrin draws a pistol from her backpack* The producers: Whoa
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Nasrin: Where is this wrinkled up BITCH?!
metrolite: eeh!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Aww
metrolite: Nasrin: I see her! *She opens fire on the stand*
x love squared: Can they spot the stall at space 6?!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: YES.
x love squared: They DO!
x love squared: And they head to the pub 8 away!
metrolite: *She puts a bullet right through the proprietor's forehead*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Jacqui: VERY clean wound. Good job!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: *They topple the stall right over*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *Necklaces and other beaded jewelry go flying*
x love squared: The owner: :-(
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 4
x love squared: 2 or 3 from Hillary
metrolite: Levi: I'll fucking vote Republican in the next election if this bitch doesn't show herself
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Levi: #LogCabinRepub
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Can they spot her at space 6?! (3-sided dice)
metrolite: Levi: IS THAT HER? *he shoves Edward aside*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: YES!!!!
x love squared: 3-sided
metrolite: oh lmao
metrolite: why?
x love squared: each time you fail to spot her, you get +1 added
x love squared: up to a max of 5
metrolite: oh shit
metrolite: so I ned a one?
metrolite: need*
x love squared: yeah
metrolite: fuck
metrolite: this isn't happening. I'll be stuck here forever.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
metrolite: k
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz are in the same boat
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Yup, I'm fucked.
x love squared: Josh/Nandi reach Safari Junction
x love squared: and they immediately take off looking for Hillary
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, out in front! At 2 heading to the well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 5 looking for Hill
x love squared: Aziz: Slow down. I see an ugly stall up ahead. Must be her.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: They blow right past it!
metrolite: hmm
x love squared: April/Cam
x love squared: Still back at 0, lol
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Whoa, they moved!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April: Holding the driver at knifepoint seems to work :-) *She presses it up against his neck*
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 0 looking for Hillary
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 5 from the pub
metrolite: The Driver: Yup, over to the tool shed. Let me tell you about a time I was locked in there for 2 days...
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: Jacqui: This feels good! *She beams*
x love squared: Edward/Levi
x love squared: at 6
x love squared: get a ONE
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: grr
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 4
x love squared: close to Hillary
metrolite: Nandi: I see that white bitch!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Nandi: JOSH. Hurry up
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 7 from the well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: geez
x love squared: They arrive and immediately start filling two huge jugs up
metrolite: these CHEATERS
x love squared: hoping to deliver them to a family in need
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: aw
x love squared: 20-sided dice, up to 80 for both
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 7 6
metrolite: Tabitha: Angel tbh
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha: Dirty ass water though.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The family: :-(
metrolite: Tabitha: They can have this.
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz head back to 0
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, at a whopping 2
x love squared: They need the shortcut BADLY.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: April: K. Let's keep getting that.
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: hmm
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, they need a ONE to find the pub.
x love squared: and the W-Turn
metrolite: geez
metrolite: hm
metrolite: I was rolling a 7-sided dice FYI
metrolite: so we should redo their rolls
x love squared: ohh
metrolite: You: CHEATING WHORES
x love squared: okay
x love squared: so two times here
x love squared: err
x love squared: three times*
metrolite: k
x love squared: with 5-sided, starting at 0, going to 8
metrolite: lol
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: whoa
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: aw
x love squared: lmao k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: still at 5..
metrolite: lol
x love squared: k
x love squared: Edward/Levi head back to 0. Josh/Nandi, at 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: yay
x love squared: wait
metrolite: k
metrolite: oh right
x love squared: Edward/Levi didn't go there, they were at 9 heading to 10
x love squared: k
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at SEVEN!
x love squared: So they could spot the stall!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: OMG.
x love squared: aw
x love squared: *J/T and Jacqui/Nasrin grin*
metrolite: not good
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha (7 and 6) continue filling their jugs up to 80
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 6 11
x love squared: Tabitha: Your work is subpar, Jeff.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: geez
x love squared: oh that Hillary Clington
x love squared: SO well concealed
metrolite: lmao yes
metrolite: these teams are STUCK
x love squared: April/Cam, at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: they blow by the shortcut!
metrolite: Jacqui: One of them is about to be U-Turned *she grins at Beverly*
x love squared: #toast
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 4
x love squared: Brenton: Let's find this goddess NOW.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Can they spot her! (2-sided)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: They can NOT.
metrolite: Jacqui: #uturned #eliminated
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, two from the pub!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 0
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 7
x love squared: RUN.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: W
metrolite: aw
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, continue working on Water Supply
x love squared: 13/80, 17/80
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 5 16
x love squared: *Tabitha laughs*
x love squared: Tabitha: He's like a child sometimes. Wow.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: Tabitha: Idiot savant minus the savant
x love squared: They check for Hillary!
x love squared: (3-sided)
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby: My mom loves this old hag. We FIND her.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: omg
x love squared: And they spot Hillary!
metrolite:
x love squared: They run towards the pub, 8 away!
metrolite: Jacqui: NO. Stay away from the U-Turn area.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: Come any close and we're U-Turning YOU.
x love squared: April/Cam, at 8
metrolite: *she shoves a kid in the road to create a diversion*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Really blowing this leg so far tbh
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 7
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Brenton: Should have saved our fucking Express Pass :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, two from the pub
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: grr
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 4
x love squared: almost there, boys
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: aw
x love squared: 4-sided!
metrolite: heh
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: aw
metrolite: wow
x love squared: k, 5-sided for them the rest of the way
metrolite: this is going to take forever
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 0
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: 18 and 33
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 5 3
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: geez
metrolite: Tabitha: Angels!
x love squared: Tabitha: Still beating him.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Us: SLOW ass angels
x love squared: Tabitha: Bringing water to the underprivileged. This should give us good karma moving forward.
metrolite: Tabitha: They can have this dirty water not fit for a hippo.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 2 heading to the pub
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Bobby: Hey guys. Let's find this pub, eh? ;-)
x love squared: April/Cam at 13
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton head back to 0
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin
x love squared: two from the pub!
metrolite: shit
x love squared: GET IT TBH
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: I'm fucked
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 6
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: good
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 4
x love squared: prime position
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 23 and 36
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 13 2
x love squared: Jeffrey: :-)
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: Arms are tired.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey: We're using a faucet to fill up jugs of water. No arm strength involved.
x love squared: Tabitha: STFU
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, one from the pub
x love squared: :-\
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: Tabitha: I have to hold the bucket under the faucet, okay? I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, 2 from Safari Junction
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: They finally make it
x love squared: They take off running for Hillary!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: as do Bev/Brenton, at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin. TWO AWAY.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: omg
metrolite: battle for the PUB
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 0
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: slow your roll
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: aw
x love squared: They have a shot! (3-sided)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
metrolite: omfg
x love squared: aw
metrolite: >___<
x love squared: fucking B/A
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 36/80 and 38/80
x love squared: Tabitha: Let's get close to the same number. #Unity
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 17 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Jeffrey: Passing you here.
metrolite: Jeffrey:
metrolite: Tabitha: Sprained my wrist.
x love squared: Jeffrey: Did you even add any water this round? :-)
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, one away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: eek
x love squared: April/Cam, at 2 heading for H. Clington
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lol
x love squared: April: I'll eat that bitch!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: whoa
x love squared: They've passed her so many times.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 2 from the pub
metrolite: aw
x love squared: ~good vibes~
metrolite: *they're confused about the goal*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: grr
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: ooh
x love squared: 5-sided
metrolite: and they've had like a million shots lol
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: omg!
x love squared: Edward/Levi spot Hillary!
x love squared: And they race towards the PUB!
metrolite: Edward: GETTING THERE FIRST. #upset
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 7
x love squared: just get to 10 plz
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 53/80 and 39/80
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 16 14
metrolite: brb again soorrrry
x love squared: Tabitha: Back in the game!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, one from the pub
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: OMG
x love squared: When you get back, we'll do the second U-Turn :-(
metrolite: k
metrolite: shit
metrolite: NOT E/L
x love squared: k
metrolite:
metrolite: or J/Ns
metrolite: lol
metrolite: ONLY B/B
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, Jacqui/Nasrin, Edward/Levi, Josh/Nandi
metrolite: 1
metrolite: 1
metrolite: 1
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz decide to U-Turn..
metrolite: CAN'T WATCH
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: fuck
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin!
metrolite: that sucks
metrolite: since they were right there
x love squared: and Bobby/Aziz choose a detour!
x love squared: yep :-(
x love squared: Bobby: Killing those cockroaches. Enjoy, ladies.
x love squared: *He cackles*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: They go for AIR SUPPLY
x love squared: They immediately work on repairing the child's bike
x love squared: parts 1-10
metrolite: aww... BUT E/L could be okay with three other teams having to do an extra challenge (LATE)
x love squared: lmao yep
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4 4
x love squared: Aziz: Well that was a WASTE.
x love squared: April/Cam at 3
x love squared: heading for Hillary
metrolite: god, our landlords decided the house needed a new roof so they're installing that now and it's so loud
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Tell them to STFU; serious business going on inside
x love squared: Your landlords: Right...
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Me: I'M RACING IN AFRICA. STFU!
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 2 from the pub
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao you cunts
x love squared: Edward/Levi, 5 away
metrolite: you DESERVE your punishment
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: lmao aw :-(
x love squared: Josh/Nandi reach 10
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: 69 and 53
metrolite: get a move on it pls
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 10 3
x love squared: Jeffrey: :-)
metrolite: Tabitha: No comment.
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz continue working on patching up the tire.
x love squared: 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9 9
metrolite: lol
metrolite: they're VERY in sync
x love squared: Bobby: OMG.
x love squared: April/Cam, at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: completely passing Hillary
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, also at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: and also passing her!
metrolite: geez
metrolite: fuckwads
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 1 from the pub
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Edward/Levi, 2 away
metrolite: noo
metrolite: I NEED THAT TWO FOR E/L
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: aw
metrolite:
x love squared: aw
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: Levi: BYE.
x love squared: and Edward/Levi pick a DETOUR!
metrolite: Levi: Yup, only ONE for us, though
x love squared: Edward: We're not U-Turned. ALAIAM.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Jacqui and Nasrin: Bite us
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Levi: Enjoy your present ;-)
metrolite: aw
metrolite: I like these two.
metrolite: Hmm
metrolite: Chimamanda, a little girl outside: Help me fix my bike-ickle, sirs.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Levi: Pipe down, Chima.
metrolite: Levi: YES. We'll help this precious angel. *he plays it up for the camera*<
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao okay
x love squared: and they immediately start patching up the tire!
metrolite: Edward: Let's get you on a bike, Mandi
x love squared: Chimamanda: Use this adhesive formula..
x love squared: Levi: STFU
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: 1-10
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10 7
x love squared: aw
x love squared: and again
x love squared: 1 2 3 4 5 6 8 9
metrolite: Levi: Guess we'll go again *he grins at B/A*
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: those fails
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 1
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: Levi: AND AGAIN. A third time!
x love squared: 3 4 5 6 8 9
metrolite: Chimamanda: WOW!! But seriously use the adhesive formula
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6 3
x love squared: Chima: If my bike falls apart I'm suing :-)
metrolite: Levi: And a fourth time *Aziz is pissed*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: 4 5 8 9
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9 3
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Levi: Not bad
x love squared: VGJ!
metrolite: thanks!
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 0 heading to Hillary
metrolite: Chimamanda: 5 out of 10 tbh
x love squared: with their speed bump in the back of their minds
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: JEFFREY finishes filling his jug.
x love squared: Tabitha with 56/80
metrolite: lmao wow
metrolite: they did that so slowly
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: did/are doing*
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
x love squared: NOT handy at all
metrolite: Jeffrey: Three rounds too late, Bitha.
x love squared: 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8 7
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Bobby: #learningonthejob
x love squared: 1 2 3 5 6 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8 5
metrolite: Levi: But can you do that two more times?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Levi: No, you can't.
x love squared: April/Cam, at 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: Chimamanda: Focus on my bike
metrolite: Chimamanda: Talk shit later
x love squared: If they can spot Hillary on their first attempt, that would really help them
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton reach 10
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, still one from the PUB.
metrolite: B/B have only had one failed attempt, right?
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: yeah
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Edward/Levi
metrolite: GET THERE AND DO THIS
x love squared: patching up dat tire. 4 5 8
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4 2
metrolite: Chimamanda: You're consistent, I'll give you that.
x love squared: Chima: The only tire I see is that giant FLAT TIRE on Edward's stomach.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 2
metrolite: Edward: That's because I have TONS of money to buy food. Do you have that?
x love squared: lmfao
x love squared: *Chimamanda frowns*
metrolite: Chima: Wow, that's super low *she kicks him in the balls*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Tabitha, 76/80
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
x love squared: And they take off to the nearby house
metrolite: Tabitha: Inconsistent like the early days. Feels good.
x love squared: The Okonkwo Family: :-( Please hurry. Dehydrated.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Do they both move?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 4
metrolite: Tabitha: It's only a few miles from your house. Not sure why you didn't do this yourselves... I mean.. uh
x love squared: they do NOT
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: The Okonkwo Family: Because we're VERY sick. God, you're insensitive.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 1 2 3 6 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 5
x love squared: April/Cam, back at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Mrs. Okonkwo: And bring us some chocolates from the store. And some orange soda and some dried beans. THANKS, doll.
x love squared: 3-4 is the sweet spot
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton, at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: hm, NOT so sweet.
metrolite: You: BITTER SPOT
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin
x love squared: still 1 away
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg
metrolite: they keep getting 2s
x love squared: Edward/Levi, 5 and 8
metrolite: Chimamanda: I bet you struggle with these last two, yeah?
x love squared: Levi: Call me Patch Adams because this tire is damn near FIXED.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 7
metrolite: Chima: Heh. Queers.
x love squared: Chimamanda: You two are severly underqualified for this. Where do I go to file a complaint?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 5
x love squared: one of three teams still searching for Hillary
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: these three teams suck
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 5
x love squared: They're ready to move.
x love squared: Jeffrey: Make the most of this. Hut hut GO.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 4-sided dice: 1 3
x love squared: Tabitha: Dude.
x love squared: They move 1 space to the house
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 1 3 6 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8 8
metrolite: These two are always inconsistent with the other one's rolls
metrolite: (J/T)
x love squared: lmao yep
x love squared: April/Cam, at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: passed it by AGAIN
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: as do they!
metrolite: April: What we lookin for?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April: I would never shop here.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 1 away
metrolite: wow
metrolite: blowing it
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: aww
x love squared: And they see that they've been U-Turned!
metrolite: they'll start with WATER SUPPLY
x love squared: okay
x love squared: 12 away
x love squared: from the communal well
metrolite: Jacqui: No time to complain. It's time to DO! *she charges off*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *she shoves Chimamanda out of the way who is outside waiting for her bike*
x love squared: Jacqui: Time to become heroes of this shithole town.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Edward/Levi - 5 and 8
metrolite: Chima: You fucking crazy ass Americans.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6 8
metrolite: aww
x love squared: Chimamanda: Plz hurry. My friends are about to ride to the town well. I'm thirsty.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 8
metrolite: geez
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: k
x love squared: wow those 3 teams really do suck
metrolite: lmao yes
metrolite: it's pretty simple to LAND on it at least
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 1
metrolite: and they aren't even doing that
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 1
x love squared: Tabitha: Okay, let's try to work together.
x love squared: Jeffrey: K.
metrolite: Jeffrey: I'll try?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 4-sided dice: 4 3
x love squared: aw
x love squared: They move to 4/10
metrolite: Tabitha: Good, let's repeat that... maybe?
x love squared: The Okonkwos: We're dying in about 3 rounds. HURRY.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 1 3 6 10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5 10
metrolite: Mrs. Okonkwo: DYING for those chocolates HURRY! Sweet tooth.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam hit 10
x love squared: Bev/Brenton at 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 10 from the well
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao geez
x love squared: Their driver: Shall I tell you about the town?
x love squared: Nasrin: NO
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi - 5
metrolite: Nasrin: I don't know, do you want to hear a story about two American women on a race who killed a safari driver in Tanzania?
metrolite: The Driver: :-|
x love squared: Chima: Come the fuck on. I still need to test this shit out too. HURRY UP. *She stomps her tiny foot*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Chimamanda: Shit damn! Slow ass bitches here.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10 7
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 0
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Nandi: We should probably hurry.
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 4/10
x love squared: Can they keep moving forward?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 3
x love squared: Yep!
metrolite: Tabitha: And work together here...
x love squared: Tabitha: Let's go meet this super appreciative family :-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 3
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Mrs. Okonkwo: Get some beers too. We have some company coming over. thx
x love squared: *The Okonkwos are actually having a huge graduation party for one of their children*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 1 3 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6 1
metrolite: Mrs. Okonkwo: Yup, the company is for the graduation party.
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: and again...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 1
x love squared: tied UP.
metrolite: Levi: We got here several rounds later. Let the record SHOW that please.
x love squared: Ngasi, their kid waiting on the bike: Kk. Good job, guy.
metrolite: Bobby: What record? Dude.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Cam: we should probably hurry too?
x love squared: Bev/Brenton hit 10
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: April: OMG, a Burger King!!! *She runs toward a mirage*
x love squared: Beverly: Not us. We have that Express Pass after all, eh? ;-) *She slips a producer a hundred dollar bill*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 4
x love squared: heading to the well
metrolite: Verna: Thanks for the Benjamin, but nope, you don't GL.
x love squared: Nasrin: Let's not wait 'til the water runs dry. *Boyz II Men nods*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: The Driver: Four hundred years ago, a lost cheetah named--
metrolite: Nasrin: STFU
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi- 5
metrolite: Nasrin: And GO faster. What is wrong with you? There is no one on the road.
x love squared: who's going to patch this tire up first?!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 10-sided dice: 7 5
metrolite: aww
x love squared: Edward/Levi start pumping air into the tire!
metrolite: Chimamanda: Hurry! The girls are leaving for the well! *She whines*
x love squared: Jordin Sparks: No air, air
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Chima: wowow
x love squared: Chima: I'll hate you FOREVER if you make me miss this event! :-(
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi, at 2
x love squared: Hill is 4 or 5 away
metrolite: omg
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: #bitter
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 6/10
x love squared: *They hear loud hip hop music in the distance*
x love squared: Tabitha: Hmm
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 1
x love squared: Jeffrey: STOP. Let's listen to it!
metrolite: Charlie Okonkwo: #magnacarta #holygrail
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz- 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9 6
x love squared: April/Cam, at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Blown by the stall 4 times now
metrolite: what is going on with these three teams
x love squared: Beverly/Brenton at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: how is it possible to avoid the two spaces so many times
x love squared: lmao yes
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 5 from the well
metrolite: Nasrin: PLEASE. HURRY.
x love squared: Nasrin: "Well" lookie what I see here.
metrolite: The Driver: Over here is where the famous death scene was filmed in The Lion King.
x love squared: The Driver: Ah. The Bank of Safari Junction? Let me tell you this story..
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Nasrin: That's a cartoon though, right?
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw
x love squared: And they start filling up their jugs!
metrolite: Mrs. Okonkwo: GREAT! More water for our party.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2 13
x love squared: Nasrin: Only time Jacqui and Big Jugs will be used int he same sentence... EVER.
metrolite: Jacqui: ...
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi pumping air.
x love squared: 0/5
metrolite: Jacqui: WOW, so offended. That's why I'm not doing well.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin: Odd. I made that snide remark after you went.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 5
metrolite: Jacqui: I felt it coming. I have ESP when it comes to your lame insults.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: omfg
metrolite: k brb
x love squared: wow
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 3
x love squared: FOUR from the house.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 4-sided dice: 3 3
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz-3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 10
x love squared: April/Cam reach 10
x love squared: Bev/Brenton at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Whoa.
x love squared: They'll search for the STALL when you return.
metrolite: k
x love squared: 3-sided for them
metrolite: aw the cats are freaking out over the roofers lol
metrolite: 2 OR 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
metrolite: FUCK THEM
metrolite: Roxanne:
x love squared: ouch
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Roxanne: Ouch is right. I'm thinking they're done.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin
x love squared: 2/80 and 13/80
x love squared: hm, I think I would TAKE a April/Cam, Bev/Brenton elim
x love squared: that wouldn't be bad
metrolite: k
metrolite: nope
metrolite: NOT AT ALL.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 20-sided dice: 7 14
metrolite: Nasrin: Come on, Jac, get your head in the goddamn game!
x love squared: Nasrin: Still reeling after my last "lame insult?" :-)
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi pumping air
metrolite: Chimamanda: Or NOT pumping air as is the case.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *she grins smugly*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 8
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: OMFG
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, ONE away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 1
x love squared: Tabitha: OMG
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz-3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 1 3
x love squared: And they start pumping air!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Aziz: FIRST place.
x love squared: April/Cam, at 0.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bev/Brenton at 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 9/80 and 27/80
x love squared: filling up those JUGS
metrolite: k sorry
metrolite: Nasrin: Let's try for double what you have
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 20-sided dice: 9 11
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, 0/5
x love squared: NO air in the tires yet
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Josh/Nandi at 0
x love squared: ffs, land on the numbers this time :-)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: hm I think they will
metrolite: despite that not being a sweet spot
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 6
metrolite: wow
x love squared: STUCK at 9
metrolite: good
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 1/5 air pumped
metrolite: let some teams catch up
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: April/Cam, at 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Ngasi: Not so bad *he stares at E/L*
x love squared: whoa
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: whoa
