Post by The Philiminator on Aug 12, 2013 16:22:55 GMT -8
metrolite: The Fans: YES! Double episode this week.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Down to 5 teams, wow
metrolite: I was thinking last night, how B/B and Josh/Nandi were very "talkative" and now we're left with no teams that are super outgoing
x love squared: Edward/Levi, Bobby/Aziz, Jeffrey/Tabitha, April/Cam, Jacqui/Nasrin
metrolite: well, J/N moreso than B/B
x love squared: aw yep
x love squared: these teams will pick it up
x love squared: *The producers prod them to be more controversial*
metrolite: *Jeffrey barely says two words*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: k, any predictions? :-\
metrolite: April: I'll take over as #HBIC from Nandi.
metrolite: hmm
x love squared: I'm going to say that the first place streak continues, and either E/L or J/T take it
metrolite: not really tbh
metrolite: aw that would be cute
metrolite: watch, J/N randomly get first
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *They win all of the remaining legs*
metrolite: I'd love for B/A to go PLEASE
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin: :-) Our strategy WORKED.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: omg yep
metrolite: wait, let me get something to eat/drink
x love squared: If they go I'd be "fine" with any remaining outcome
x love squared: okay
x love squared: aw kind of weird to think that 8 teams have gone already #bigcast
metrolite: yeah! it feels weird w/ only 5.
metrolite: No room for error!
x love squared: usually with 8 teams being eliminated we'd be at our F3 by now
x love squared: aw yep
x love squared: GOOD LUCK~
metrolite: thanks!
x love squared: *A camera zooms in on the teams enjoying their evening at the gorgeous Lake Manyara*
x love squared: Phil: Edward/Levi, who arrived in FIRST place (for the fourth time!) will depart first.
metrolite: yay
x love squared: Levi: And what was our first place prize btw? A trip to Cancun?
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Levi: With separate hotel suites.
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Now hop in a race-provided vehicle and drive yourselves 15 spaces back to the Kilimanjaro International Airport and book tickets to Kochi, India, a densely populated major port city off of India's western coast. Once in Kochi, teams will be handed their next clue.
>>Teams traveling on spaces 2 or 3 will find a shortcut leading directly to the airport.
>>The first two teams to arrive will be able to search three times per round for a better flight.
metrolite: aw, they'd have racked up some nice prizes though
x love squared: And they head to the airport 15 away!
metrolite: Dr. Lakshmi:
x love squared: with the first two teams getting a little advantage once there
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Dr. Lakshmi: Several of my... erm, associates... work there :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off in second place
metrolite: Dr. Lakshmi: Obviously I don't. India's a big fucking country, okay?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: ew
x love squared: ew
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz reach the airport FIRST and immediately search for a better flight to Kochi
metrolite: Bobby: Like the way this is looking already
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3 4 4
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: Bobby: Airport is closed. Opening next round.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha take off
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *I rope off 2 and 3*
x love squared: Tabitha: Time to keep our hot racing going! Another top 3 finish?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: Me: Yup, thx
x love squared: Jeffrey: Dont' get cocky. That's what happens.
x love squared: April/Cam take off in FOURTH
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Skip right on over 2 and 3.
metrolite: TYSM.
x love squared: April: I dated me an Indian man once. Smelled REALLY weird.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Cam: You smell really weird, so stfu.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin take off in last place
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw lol
x love squared: America: Nasrin's homeland, yes?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 6
metrolite: Nasrin: I'm Iranian, jesus fuck.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: America: So... yes, then?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz continue looking for a better flight
x love squared: *There's no one in the airport aside from them and the ticket agent*
x love squared: Aziz: Let's hurry this up :-)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3 5 1
x love squared: The ticket agent: Sorry. Busy flight ;-)
metrolite: *a group of tourists swarm the agent before they can get there*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: April/Cam are at 1
metrolite: Lisa: Need this plane to cart my boys to Kochi! Soccer practice!
x love squared: Cam: You SUCKING would actually help us here, April.
metrolite: Bobby: Calm down, bitch
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite:
x love squared: And they miss the shortcut!
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 6
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 10
metrolite: Levi: Yup, get BEHIND us.
x love squared: FIVE from the airport
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: GRR!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz continue searching
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2 4 2
x love squared: Bobby: OMFG.
x love squared: *They start pounding on the desk*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 7
metrolite: Lisa: WHO WILL CART MY BOYS? *Aziz slams her into a counter*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: April/Cam at 4, Jacqui/Nasrin at 9
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: aw J/N could get it
metrolite: Jacqui: Upset?
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Jacqui: NVM.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi arrive SECOND and search x3 for a better flight!
metrolite: Levi: Thanks, guys. We deserve this.
metrolite: Everyone: ?
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3 6 2
x love squared: America: Yep. The men deserve that.
metrolite: Everyone:
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz continue searching as well
metrolite: There is NO other flight, sorry guys.
x love squared: Aziz: If this CUNT ticket agent doesn't help us..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 7 6 7
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The ticket agent: Flight 767 to Paris? Okay. :-)
metrolite: Robyn: Sorry, there's literally one flight... damn.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 9
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw
x love squared: They search for a better flight as well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: April/Cam at 11
metrolite: Robyn: I really can't do anything. We have one flight. It's not a very popular route, okay?
x love squared: Robyn: Omg. *She's getting flustered as more people arrive*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: April/Cam check for a better flight
metrolite: Robyn: Oh wait...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
metrolite: Robyn: Nope
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 10
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: aw
x love squared: everyone gets ONE last shot
metrolite: Jacqui: One last chance!
x love squared: starting with JN
metrolite: Jacqui: Please, Robyn. From one woman to another, help us out
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: Are you #TeamCockroach?
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Robyn: Fuck off.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Robyn: Er, I mean... no, really, no other flight.
x love squared: Edward/Levi check x3
x love squared: one last time
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1 1 6
metrolite: omg lol
x love squared: geez
x love squared: Robyn isn't fucking kidding
metrolite: Robyn: WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL BOTHERING ME? I TOLD YOU ONLY ONE FLIGHT!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *she loses her shit*
x love squared: *She has a nervous breakdown*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz PLEAD with her
metrolite: Robyn: Well, someone is a no-show...
x love squared: Bobby: Please! Take ALL my money. *He hands her a Burger King coupon*
x love squared: Robyn: ...
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1 7 3
metrolite: Robyn: But it's only one seat, so NO.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha and April/Cam
metrolite: Robyn: And we don't even have BK here, k
x love squared: let's see what FATE has in store for them
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
x love squared: April: LET US ON. *She knocks over an elderly woman who is trying to check in some luggage*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
x love squared: whoa, weird
metrolite: Robyn: I like your attitude. You're on!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Robyn: JK.
x love squared: Everyone is on the same flight to Kochi
metrolite: Robyn: Great. *she takes off the uniform and heads home because she's actually an actress*
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, Edward/Levi, Bobby/Aziz, Jeffrey/Tabitha, April/Cam
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *The teams all stare each other down on the long flight*
metrolite: I don't remember this happening in a long time
x love squared: The plane touches down in Kochi on a sunny day.
x love squared: Which team races out FIRST?
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, Edward/Levi, Bobby/Aziz, Jeffrey/Tabitha, April/Cam
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Edward/Levi snag a clue!
metrolite: aw lol
metrolite: Levi: We deserve this! *he keeps saying this over and over*
x love squared: Edward: Yep, let's keep this order from the last leg.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
Clue: Now walk (5-sided dice) 9 spaces to the Rajiv Gandhi Bus Terminal. Once there, sign up for one of three buses heading to Sacred Heart College, an Arts and Science College, once of India's most renowned educational institutions. There, teams will locate their next clue.
>>The first bus heading to the college will carry one team. The second will carry the next three teams and is scheduled to arrive four rounds after the first. The final bus will carry the last team and is scheduled to arrive five rounds after the second.
x love squared: And they take of on foot to the bus terminal!
metrolite: k :-\
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Yay! Second bus at least ()
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off right behind them
x love squared: Aziz: Right behind ya!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Aziz: Ahead of ya*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha take off
metrolite: Levi: GAYBASHING! HELP!
x love squared: Jeffrey: Running? We won't be good at this.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: aw lol
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Aw
metrolite: Jeffrey: We need that second bus though so... there it is.
x love squared: these teams WANT this
x love squared: April/Cam take off
metrolite: The third bus is a DEATH SENTENCE
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Cam: With April on our team, third bus is guaranteed.
x love squared: *He sighs*
metrolite: Nasrin: My foot's asleep. *Jacqui sighs*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin take off running!
metrolite: Nasrin: I have to go slow until it wakes up.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Jacqui: You TWAT.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Jacqui viciously hits her foot*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, FIVE from the bus terminal
x love squared: First Bus is up for grabs!
metrolite: *She's detained by airport security*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: shit son
metrolite: settling for the second bus
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz are foaming at the MOUTH.
x love squared: Four from the bus terminal
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: probably getting it, heh
metrolite: ew
metrolite: J/T please get a 5
x love squared: Aziz: Wait. Shoelace came untied.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, five away!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: ugh
metrolite: heh
x love squared: April/Cam at 2, Jacqui/Nasrin at 1
x love squared: Neither wants to be that unlucky Bus 3 team
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Nasrin:
x love squared: Edward/Levi, FOUR from the bus terminal!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: WHOA.
x love squared: And they snag the only spot on Bus 1!
metrolite: *Bobby is seething*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz arrive SECONDS later and sign up for #2
metrolite: Levi: Sorry, boys
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 3 from the terminal
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: They're on Bus 2 as well
x love squared: April/Cam, at 3 :-\
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: battle for bus 3 lol
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, FOUR from the terminal
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: Jacqui: NOOOOO
x love squared: April/Cam are TWO away!
x love squared: Cam: RUN YOU OGRESS.
metrolite: lmfao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: ew
x love squared: And they barely make it!
metrolite: Jacqui: Sigh. The natural order of things.
x love squared: oh (same order as last leg)?
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: #HaveNots
metrolite: Edward: Where you belong
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Let's check for any delays
x love squared: Bus 1
metrolite: America: Agreed. They shouldn't be here, they should be at home scrubbing toilets!!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 7
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bus 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 2
x love squared: and Bus 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 7
metrolite: Oh (first and worst)?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: The first bus reaches Sacred Heart College
x love squared: and Edward/Levi hop out and claim their next clue
metrolite: Jacqui: Let's use this time wisely. *Nasrin is playing pinball with some kids*
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Now search the grounds of Sacred Heart College for a student wearing a red and yellow sweater, who will hand your team the next clue.
>>Teams must locate the student on a bench near the back of the main building by rolling a '3' on two 14-sided dice.
x love squared: They have FOUR chances to spot this student
x love squared: before the next bus arrives
metrolite: Levi: Huh? Everyone's wearing red and yellow...
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 9 11
x love squared: Turn 2..
x love squared: America: TERRORISTS
metrolite: Edward: yup, 9-1-1. We need HELP.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 4 13
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Turn 3..
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 12 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 10 13
metrolite: lmao k
metrolite: woohoo
x love squared: *Bus 2 pulls into the station*
metrolite: Levi: What a fucking waste!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, Jeffrey/Tabitha, April/Cam
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
metrolite: someone's going to get it right away lol
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz search for this mystery student!
x love squared: Aziz: Where is this fag?
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 13 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha and April/Cam search as well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 9 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 1 7
x love squared: FOUR rounds to go for Bus 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi search again
metrolite: *Jacqui's seen using Google Earth to find the student* Nasrin: ...
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 14 5
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and Jeffrey/Tabitha search again
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 8 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 12 13
x love squared: as do April/Cam
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 2 7
x love squared: geez, this kid is HIDDEN.
metrolite: Sanjaya: Oh woops. I was at Pizza Hut.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Sanjaya: Thought this was going down tomorrow? My bad.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Three rounds to go for Bus 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi and Bobby/Aziz
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 8 12
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 3 14
metrolite: ew of course
x love squared: BOBBY spots him first!
x love squared: And he hands them their next clue!
metrolite: *he tackles Sanjaya*
x love squared: Sanjaya: 'Ere you are.
metrolite: Sanjaya: wtf
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Now run (5-sided dice) 10 spaces to a nearby vacant field, where your next clue awaits.
>>Teams traveling on spaces 3 or 7 will find themselves surrounded by curious locals, causing a 1-4 round delay.
x love squared: And they take off RUNNING to the nearby field
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby: More like walking. Hurry UP, Aziz.
metrolite: whoa @ the curious locals. RACISM.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha searching for Sanjaya
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 12 3
metrolite: America: OH. Aziz is home!
x love squared: Tabitha spots him!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Aziz: I'm from Pittsburgh...
x love squared: They take off right behind B/A
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: April/Cam search as well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 6 14
x love squared: TWO rounds for Bus 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi. GET THIS.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 2 5
metrolite: fuck
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 1, Jeffrey/Tabitha at 5.
metrolite: Watch me get stuck here for like 12 rounds lol
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: The locals: Not feeling very curious today. Apathetic tbh.
metrolite: The Locals: We don't care about you guys
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam check again
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 14 9
x love squared: ONE round for Bus 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 8 13
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 5. Jeffrey/Tabitha at 8.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Ew
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz tear open their next clue!
metrolite: gross, they're totally winning this leg/the next one/the final one lol
x love squared: And it's the RB
Roadblock: Who's got all the right moves? In this roadblock, one racer will first change into a bright silk costume (one turn) and then join a group of dancers to participate in a routine for a Bollywood film, which produces the most movies out of any country in the world. Once the lead choreographer has approved the racer's dancing, the team will be handed their next clue.
>>Mastering the dance requires the following moves. After each sequence of dance moves, the choreographer will roll a 3-sided dice ('1' or '2' meaning he approves). If not, the racer must re-do that particular sequence.
1) Quick Steps: 1-2-2-1-1 (2-sided, keep going if successful)
2) Erotic arm movements: Three 100-sided dice, one number in the 1-33 range, one in the 34-66 range, and one in the 67-100 range
3) Intense jumping and one final pose: Do this in separate turns, but once you fail you must start this move from the start. Roll a 100-sided, 200-sided, and 300-sided dice getting a higher number each time, and then roll a 600 or higher on a 999-sided dice.
x love squared: Bobby: I've got ALL the right moves. *He gyrates*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby: Yep. ME.
metrolite: Aziz: Fine, go for it. Though, I might be better at it because I am Indi--
metrolite: Bobby: BYE
x love squared: and Bobby changes into a bright silk costume before starting his dance
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 2 away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Tabitha: WATER.
x love squared: *She gasps*
metrolite: Aziz: And my cousin is Aishwarya Rai... oh, he's not here anymore.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam check for Sanjaya
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 13 9
x love squared: Bus 3 rolls in!
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin join the SEARCH
x love squared: Nasrin: Why hello, teams! :-)
metrolite: Jacqui: I think I found him. *she marches up to some random person and spins them around*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 3 4
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: omg!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin immediately head to the nearby field!
metrolite: Nasrin: Well, I'll be. Good job.
x love squared: Sanjaya: Call me! ;-)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi search again
metrolite: HURRY UP!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 3 1
metrolite: aw
x love squared: And they head to the field!
metrolite: Levi: Bye, Campril.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: Jacqui: Goddamn
x love squared: and BOBBY is ready to join the Bollywood Dance
x love squared: Bobby: Oh yeah, let's do this! JAI HO! *He dances*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The choreographer: -_-
metrolite: Deepak, the choreographer: I'm so insulted!
x love squared: And he works on his Quick Steps, 1-2-2-1-1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Deepak: QUICK. Chop those feet! Zai zai zai! *He whips Bobby*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: YES!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Deepak: Heavy feet NO GOOD.
metrolite: Deepak: NO! *he electrocutes him*
metrolite has entered the room.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha reach the Roadblock!
metrolite: hm disconnected?
x love squared: yeah for a sec :-(
metrolite: your name disappeared briefly
metrolite: shiiiiiit
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Cox:
x love squared: TABITHA wants this.
x love squared: Jeffrey: Oh god
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha: I'm the more theatrical one, so stfu.
x love squared: April/Cam still need to spot Sanjaya
metrolite: Tabitha: I'll look SO good in this outfit.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 3 10
x love squared: And they head to the field!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: Yeah, I think Jeffrey fucked up hardcore at a dance challenge before sooo
x love squared: And they get SWARMED by locals
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: for...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: 2 rounds
metrolite: The Locals: ELEPHANT!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *They bow down to April*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The locals: We revere the Elephant and the Cow.
metrolite: The Locals: Vishnu!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Bobby continues his quick steps. 2-2-1-1
metrolite: The Locals: BOO-RING
x love squared: Deepak: WORK IT!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Deepak: NO! *He pulls some of his hair out*
metrolite: Deepak: Two left feet!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha is ready
x love squared: 1-2-2-1-1
metrolite: Deepak: Go ahead, dear...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Deepak: NO! *he slaps her*
x love squared: Deepak: You fucking horse!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 4
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: The Locals: OMG, she must be a celebrity
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Jacqui: THANKS!
x love squared: 1-4 rounds
metrolite: The Locals: Uh, no
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: not bad
x love squared: Edward/Levi reach the RB!
x love squared: Who wants it?
metrolite: *Nasrin signs autographs while Jacqui holds her backpack*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: LEVI wants it again.
x love squared: k
metrolite: Levi: I've proved myself REPEATEDLY.
x love squared: BOBBY is stuck on his quick steps. 2-2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: You fucking Clydesdale!
x love squared: Deepak: Looks like you are RETARDED or something.
x love squared: Tabitha, 1-2-2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Deepak: Work it gurl!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: You graceful baboon!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Deepak: I'd love to roll you up and keep you in my pocket!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: LEVI starts with his quick steps. 1-2-2-1-1
metrolite: Deepak: Then take you out at cocktail parties and have you DANCE on my hand.
x love squared: Deepak: Ooh. Hello
metrolite: Tabitha: ...
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Levi: Uh, hi. Are you going to instruct me or what? *he cops an attitude*
x love squared: Deepak: Just DANCE. *He turns on some Lady Gaga*
metrolite: Deepak: You queeny bitch!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Deepak: LOL.
metrolite: Deepak: You fucking APE
x love squared: Bobby, 2-2-1-1
x love squared: Deepak: Do like THIS *He demonstrates*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Deepak: Nooo! *He slaps one of the nearby dancers*
metrolite: Deepak: NO. Like this *he flails around*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Wow, you're all AWFUL.
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: *The backup dancers are just pointing and laughing at them*
x love squared: April/Cam, at 3 heading to the field
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: They get stopped AGAIN
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: for..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: The Locals: WE <3 YOU, ELEPHANTINA
x love squared: 2 rounds
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: LEVI, 1-2-2-1-1
metrolite: *they hold a parade in her honor*U
metrolite: -U
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Levi: I got this~
x love squared: Deepak: Dance, queer boy! Dance!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Deepak: Yaaaasss!
x love squared: Bobby, 2-2-1-1
x love squared: NO coordination whatsoever
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: Don't quit your day job!
metrolite: *he spits at him*
x love squared: Deepak: I am genius, but even I can not instruct this oaf!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Deepak: Let's see it. YUP.
x love squared: *Deepak snaps in a Z-formation*
metrolite: Deepak: Not bad, you little gremlin.
x love squared: Deepak: That girl can work!
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 3 from the Roadblock
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: aw
metrolite: NASRIN will do this.
x love squared: Who wants it?!
x love squared: k
x love squared: LEVI, 2-1-1
metrolite: Deepak: Oh my! A beauty...
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Levi: Thx
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: You COCKSUCKER!
metrolite: Levi: Uhh
x love squared: Bobby, 2-2-1-1. The WORST so far.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Deepak: You dance like the crap I had this morning after coffee. DANCE.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha, 1!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Deepak: You get one more chance before another bitchy comment flies out of my mouth, sweetie :-)
metrolite: Deepak: Get out of my SIGHT.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Deepak: JK. You lost that chance.
x love squared: Nasrin, 1-2-2-1-1
x love squared: Deepak: This goddess will NOT disappoint.
x love squared: Deepak: Show us what u got, hunni!
metrolite: Nasrin: This is so technical. I need FREEDOM to let the spirit move me.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *Jacqui rolls her eyes*
metrolite: Nasrin: I am NOT a robot.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: Hm, okay. No one else got it on their first try.
x love squared: Deepak: You're already doing better than others. *He grins at Bobby*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Levi, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: wow
x love squared: and Bobby, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Tabitha, 1
x love squared: Deepak: Let's see it :-) Finish STRONG.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: wow
x love squared: Deepak: NO you fucking obese SOW
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, 3 from the RB
metrolite: Deepak: I QUIT.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Deepak: JK. I'm here to berate this team next.
x love squared: Cam: You're NOT doing this. *He walks over to the changing rooms*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Cam: Yep. ME.
metrolite: Deepak: Good choice. Bootylicious!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin, 2-2-1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: I changed my mind about you. Beautiful face, UGLY soul.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Levi, 2-1-1
x love squared: People are struggling left and RIGHT
metrolite: WOW. Can somebody move on?
metrolite: lmao yes
metrolite: it's fucking 50/50
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Deepak: I am NOT paid enough for this.
x love squared: Tabitha is on her LAST move on this section. Hurry, bitch!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: omg
metrolite: *he's bouncing around the studio cursing people out*
metrolite: Tabitha: INSTRUCT us.
x love squared: Deepak: What is you call THAT? Fucking GROSS. *He throws a hot coal at her*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam, 1-2-2-1-1
metrolite: Deepak: Let's see you shake that thang
x love squared: Deepak: Please restore my faith in humanity!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Deepak: OMFG.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *He lets out a shriek that only dogs can hear*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin, 2-2-1-1
metrolite: Nasrin: Settle down, old man. *she shakes him*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Nasrin: One at a time, a break between each of them. Yup.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Levi, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg lol
metrolite: switch those pls
x love squared: Bobby, 1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: Deepak: THANK YOU.
x love squared: Deepak: FINALLY, someone lifts my VERY low spirits.
x love squared: Does Deepak pass Bobby?
x love squared: 1 or 2 = approves
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
x love squared: he DOES.
x love squared: Bobby moves on to the next stage, the Erotic Arm Movements
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Deepak: Oh good god help me. Let's see them.
metrolite: Deepak: Aint nobody want to see that shit
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 84 39 55
x love squared: *Bobby shakes his arms frantically*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha- 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: jfc
metrolite: omg
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Cam, 1-2-2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: *Everyone passes her
metrolite: **
metrolite: or not
x love squared: Nasrin, 2-1-1
metrolite: Nasrin: I'm finishing here.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: uh oh did you get booted?
metrolite has entered the room.
x love squared: yeah ugh
x love squared: k
metrolite: hm
x love squared: Levi, 1-1
metrolite: Levi: I'm... getting just one? (please)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: jesus
x love squared: lmao why is this so difficult
metrolite: lmao no idea
x love squared: Bobby works on his erotic arms
x love squared: Bobby: Like this? *He shakes his hips and moves sensually*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 72 10 4
metrolite: Deepak: ARMS, not hips.
x love squared: still NOT quite right
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Finally
x love squared: Does Deepak approve?
metrolite: Tabitha: Please pass me.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
x love squared: he DOES. Tabitha moves on to the arms
metrolite: Tabitha: Thank you.
x love squared: Deepak: Now let's see that arm fat JIGGLE.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 13 54 67
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: She nails it!
x love squared: Does he approve?!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: NO.
metrolite: :-\
metrolite: that's so shitty
metrolite: Tabitha: OH...MY...GOD
metrolite: *she pukes*
x love squared: Deepak: That was too FAST. That was like a SEIZURE.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam, 1-2-2-1-1
x love squared: NO progress so far.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Nasrin, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Levi, 1-1
metrolite: I better not get a 2 for Levi
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmfao
metrolite: STOP DOING THAT
x love squared: Bobby and Tabitha working on the arm movements
x love squared: Aziz: Move like a STRIPPER.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 23 81 19
metrolite: Nope!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 88 65 64
metrolite: Deepak: You're no Magic Mike, lol
x love squared: Cam, 2-2-1-1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Deepak: Love that sexi Channing Tatum
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: ew
metrolite: NO
metrolite: k
x love squared: Nasrin, 2-1-1
metrolite: fucking do this
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: OMFG
x love squared: Levi, 1-1
metrolite: if I get a two here I'm literally going to scream
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmfao
metrolite: asjlfkasdjfladlsfa
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Deepak: These dances are like KNIVES to my heart!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby and Tabitha
metrolite: Levi: Then why aren't you DEAD?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 68 54 27
x love squared: Bobby nails it!
metrolite: ew
metrolite:
x love squared: but does DEEPAK approve?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
x love squared: he DOES!
metrolite: Deepak: LOVED it.
x love squared: *He has a completely obvious erection*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: and Bobby moves on to the final part
x love squared: the intense jumping and the final pose
metrolite: Deepak: Yes, the final part. *he locks himself in the bathroom with Bobby*
x love squared: higher number each time, followed by the 600 or higher on a 999-sided
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 10
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: good start
x love squared: Tabitha
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 42 100 81
x love squared: Cam, 1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Nasrin, 2-1-1 PLEASE
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: jfc
x love squared: Levi, 1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: heh okay
metrolite: PROGRESS
x love squared: Bobby (10)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 32
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: that bollywood actress in the pic looks like kim kardashian
x love squared: Tabitha
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 73 40 85
x love squared: Avani: Thanks :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam, 1-1
metrolite: Me: Not a compliment
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin, fallen behind again > 2-1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Levi - 1!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: *dies*
x love squared: Bobby (10-32)
metrolite: ew
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 300-sided die: 240
metrolite: Deepak: Yes, now work the shaft...er...
x love squared: Tabitha on her arm movements
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 80 80 46
x love squared: she BLEW it with that first attempt
metrolite: omg I'm so pissed for her
x love squared: Cam-1
metrolite: yeah, fucking D-P
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: does Deepak approve?
metrolite: NO.
x love squared: Cam: Come on, Deecunt
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
x love squared: he does!
metrolite: I'm sure he'll disapprove of one of mine
x love squared: CAM works on his arms
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 2 27 74
x love squared: close
x love squared: Nasrin, 1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Levi-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmfao
metrolite: goddamn
metrolite: one of them or both are getting a 3 so they better HURRY
x love squared: Bobby on his final part! the finale pose :-\ needs a 600 or higher or he starts it over
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 999-sided die: 275
metrolite: FAIL.
x love squared: and he'll start over next round
metrolite: too bad
x love squared: Tabitha and Cam
metrolite: hmm this could take a long ass time lol
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 99 32 37
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: aw
x love squared: that WORKS
x love squared: does Deepak approve?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
x love squared: yep!
x love squared: Tabitha moves on to the final stage
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 32
x love squared: Tabitha: #graceful
x love squared: Cam
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 18 93 35
metrolite: omg
x love squared: that works!
metrolite: >___<
metrolite: fucking A
metrolite: i'm so fucked
x love squared: does the head honcho approve?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
x love squared: he does! Cam moves onto the final stage
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: of course
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 66
metrolite: god forbid I have one leg where all my teams aren't sucking
x love squared: Nasrin, 1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Levi- 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: heh
x love squared: does he approve?! :-\
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
metrolite: GOOD.
x love squared: and LEVI moves onto the arms!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 36 11 75
x love squared: aww!
x love squared: does he approve again?!
metrolite: Deepak: NOT SO FAST...literally
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
metrolite: YES!
x love squared: and LEVI is on the final stage!
metrolite: Jacqui: O___o
x love squared: 100-200-300-600+
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 100-sided die: 72
x love squared: Bobby tries again
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 68
x love squared: Tabitha (32-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 30
x love squared: ouch
metrolite: good first roll
metrolite: omg
metrolite: Jeffrey: Heh.
x love squared: Jeffrey: What the fuck do you call that?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam (66-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 103
metrolite: Jeffrey: You look like a disgruntled ostrich.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin, 1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Progress!
x love squared: Jacqui: ANY progress at this point.
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: Levi (72-)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 200-sided die: 189
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: settle down there
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *he's gesticulating wildly*
x love squared: *He starts popping his ass*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby (68-)
x love squared: 68* lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 13
x love squared: geez
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: majorly blowing it
metrolite: #GONE
x love squared: Tabitha tries again
metrolite: Bobby: ?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 62
x love squared: Cam (66-103-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 300-sided die: 62
x love squared: ouch
metrolite: weird
metrolite: lots of 62s
x love squared: Nasrin-1
x love squared: FINISH THIS
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Levi (72-189-)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 300-sided die: 101
metrolite: Edward: Obviously
x love squared: Bobby starts over
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 15
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Aziz: YES
x love squared: Tabitha (62-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 16
x love squared: omg this bitch
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Jeffrey: You CUNTACO
x love squared: Cam starts over
metrolite: oh well, better than failing at the last one I guess
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 33
x love squared: Nasrin- 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
x love squared: aw
x love squared: she moves on to the arms!
metrolite: Nasrin: Thank you!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 73 77 62
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Levi starts over
x love squared: Edward: Set it LOW.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 100-sided die: 65
x love squared: Edward: Dip it low, dip it to the flo'
metrolite: Edward: NO!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby (15-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 24
x love squared: aw
metrolite: wow
x love squared: aw/ew
metrolite: Deepak: FAILING you tbh
x love squared: Tabitha starts over
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 99
metrolite: or wait
metrolite: does Deepak need to approve this last part?
x love squared: Nope
x love squared: I thought about it but that would be too much
x love squared: Cam (33-)
metrolite: Deepak: I would be failing him if I was though. yup.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 61
x love squared: hm, good
metrolite: yup
x love squared: Nasrin
x love squared: WORK THOSE ARMS
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 63 8 36
x love squared: aw!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
x love squared: oh wait
metrolite: omg
metrolite: k
x love squared: nvm that wouldn't have counted anyways
metrolite: good
x love squared: Levi (65-)
metrolite: Nasrin: Back off, Dee.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 38
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: oops
metrolite: HDU
metrolite: I get a free pass. We'll say I got 66.
x love squared: You: Automatically DONE with the RB because of that.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 200-sided die: 22
metrolite: lmao geez
metrolite: *Tabitha nods*
x love squared: Bobby, 15-25-
metrolite: LOW
metrolite: BLOW IT
x love squared: Aziz: Work it, you slut! *He laughs*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 300-sided die: 96
metrolite: ew
x love squared: Tabitha, 99-
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 182
x love squared: geez
x love squared: *She's eratically throwing her body all over the place*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam, 33-61-
metrolite: brb
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 300-sided die: 233
x love squared: k
x love squared: when you get back, NASRIN on the arm movements~
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 48 43 25
metrolite: she doesn't understand it
x love squared: Levi starts over
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *She starts doing the macarena*
metrolite: Edward: START REALLY LOW
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 100-sided die: 8
metrolite: hmm yup
metrolite: I'll take it
metrolite: *I get a 7 next time*
x love squared: Edward: Very nice. *He cheers Levi on*
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Levi: Hmm. Thanks.
metrolite: Levi: No, stop. I can't deal with this.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Down to 5 teams, wow
metrolite: I was thinking last night, how B/B and Josh/Nandi were very "talkative" and now we're left with no teams that are super outgoing
x love squared: Edward/Levi, Bobby/Aziz, Jeffrey/Tabitha, April/Cam, Jacqui/Nasrin
metrolite: well, J/N moreso than B/B
x love squared: aw yep
x love squared: these teams will pick it up
x love squared: *The producers prod them to be more controversial*
metrolite: *Jeffrey barely says two words*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: k, any predictions? :-\
metrolite: April: I'll take over as #HBIC from Nandi.
metrolite: hmm
x love squared: I'm going to say that the first place streak continues, and either E/L or J/T take it
metrolite: not really tbh
metrolite: aw that would be cute
metrolite: watch, J/N randomly get first
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *They win all of the remaining legs*
metrolite: I'd love for B/A to go PLEASE
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin: :-) Our strategy WORKED.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: omg yep
metrolite: wait, let me get something to eat/drink
x love squared: If they go I'd be "fine" with any remaining outcome
x love squared: okay
x love squared: aw kind of weird to think that 8 teams have gone already #bigcast
metrolite: yeah! it feels weird w/ only 5.
metrolite: No room for error!
x love squared: usually with 8 teams being eliminated we'd be at our F3 by now
x love squared: aw yep
x love squared: GOOD LUCK~
metrolite: thanks!
x love squared: *A camera zooms in on the teams enjoying their evening at the gorgeous Lake Manyara*
x love squared: Phil: Edward/Levi, who arrived in FIRST place (for the fourth time!) will depart first.
metrolite: yay
x love squared: Levi: And what was our first place prize btw? A trip to Cancun?
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Levi: With separate hotel suites.
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Now hop in a race-provided vehicle and drive yourselves 15 spaces back to the Kilimanjaro International Airport and book tickets to Kochi, India, a densely populated major port city off of India's western coast. Once in Kochi, teams will be handed their next clue.
>>Teams traveling on spaces 2 or 3 will find a shortcut leading directly to the airport.
>>The first two teams to arrive will be able to search three times per round for a better flight.
metrolite: aw, they'd have racked up some nice prizes though
x love squared: And they head to the airport 15 away!
metrolite: Dr. Lakshmi:
x love squared: with the first two teams getting a little advantage once there
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: Dr. Lakshmi: Several of my... erm, associates... work there :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off in second place
metrolite: Dr. Lakshmi: Obviously I don't. India's a big fucking country, okay?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: ew
x love squared: ew
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz reach the airport FIRST and immediately search for a better flight to Kochi
metrolite: Bobby: Like the way this is looking already
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3 4 4
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: Bobby: Airport is closed. Opening next round.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha take off
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *I rope off 2 and 3*
x love squared: Tabitha: Time to keep our hot racing going! Another top 3 finish?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: Me: Yup, thx
x love squared: Jeffrey: Dont' get cocky. That's what happens.
x love squared: April/Cam take off in FOURTH
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Skip right on over 2 and 3.
metrolite: TYSM.
x love squared: April: I dated me an Indian man once. Smelled REALLY weird.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Cam: You smell really weird, so stfu.
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin take off in last place
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw lol
x love squared: America: Nasrin's homeland, yes?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 6
metrolite: Nasrin: I'm Iranian, jesus fuck.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: America: So... yes, then?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz continue looking for a better flight
x love squared: *There's no one in the airport aside from them and the ticket agent*
x love squared: Aziz: Let's hurry this up :-)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3 5 1
x love squared: The ticket agent: Sorry. Busy flight ;-)
metrolite: *a group of tourists swarm the agent before they can get there*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: April/Cam are at 1
metrolite: Lisa: Need this plane to cart my boys to Kochi! Soccer practice!
x love squared: Cam: You SUCKING would actually help us here, April.
metrolite: Bobby: Calm down, bitch
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite:
x love squared: And they miss the shortcut!
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, at 6
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi, at 10
metrolite: Levi: Yup, get BEHIND us.
x love squared: FIVE from the airport
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: GRR!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz continue searching
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2 4 2
x love squared: Bobby: OMFG.
x love squared: *They start pounding on the desk*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 7
metrolite: Lisa: WHO WILL CART MY BOYS? *Aziz slams her into a counter*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: April/Cam at 4, Jacqui/Nasrin at 9
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: aw J/N could get it
metrolite: Jacqui: Upset?
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: Jacqui: NVM.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi arrive SECOND and search x3 for a better flight!
metrolite: Levi: Thanks, guys. We deserve this.
metrolite: Everyone: ?
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3 6 2
x love squared: America: Yep. The men deserve that.
metrolite: Everyone:
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz continue searching as well
metrolite: There is NO other flight, sorry guys.
x love squared: Aziz: If this CUNT ticket agent doesn't help us..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 7 6 7
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The ticket agent: Flight 767 to Paris? Okay. :-)
metrolite: Robyn: Sorry, there's literally one flight... damn.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 9
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: aw
x love squared: They search for a better flight as well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: April/Cam at 11
metrolite: Robyn: I really can't do anything. We have one flight. It's not a very popular route, okay?
x love squared: Robyn: Omg. *She's getting flustered as more people arrive*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: April/Cam check for a better flight
metrolite: Robyn: Oh wait...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
metrolite: Robyn: Nope
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 10
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: aw
x love squared: everyone gets ONE last shot
metrolite: Jacqui: One last chance!
x love squared: starting with JN
metrolite: Jacqui: Please, Robyn. From one woman to another, help us out
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: Are you #TeamCockroach?
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Robyn: Fuck off.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Robyn: Er, I mean... no, really, no other flight.
x love squared: Edward/Levi check x3
x love squared: one last time
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1 1 6
metrolite: omg lol
x love squared: geez
x love squared: Robyn isn't fucking kidding
metrolite: Robyn: WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL BOTHERING ME? I TOLD YOU ONLY ONE FLIGHT!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *she loses her shit*
x love squared: *She has a nervous breakdown*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz PLEAD with her
metrolite: Robyn: Well, someone is a no-show...
x love squared: Bobby: Please! Take ALL my money. *He hands her a Burger King coupon*
x love squared: Robyn: ...
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1 7 3
metrolite: Robyn: But it's only one seat, so NO.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha and April/Cam
metrolite: Robyn: And we don't even have BK here, k
x love squared: let's see what FATE has in store for them
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
x love squared: April: LET US ON. *She knocks over an elderly woman who is trying to check in some luggage*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
x love squared: whoa, weird
metrolite: Robyn: I like your attitude. You're on!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Robyn: JK.
x love squared: Everyone is on the same flight to Kochi
metrolite: Robyn: Great. *she takes off the uniform and heads home because she's actually an actress*
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, Edward/Levi, Bobby/Aziz, Jeffrey/Tabitha, April/Cam
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *The teams all stare each other down on the long flight*
metrolite: I don't remember this happening in a long time
x love squared: The plane touches down in Kochi on a sunny day.
x love squared: Which team races out FIRST?
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, Edward/Levi, Bobby/Aziz, Jeffrey/Tabitha, April/Cam
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Edward/Levi snag a clue!
metrolite: aw lol
metrolite: Levi: We deserve this! *he keeps saying this over and over*
x love squared: Edward: Yep, let's keep this order from the last leg.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
Clue: Now walk (5-sided dice) 9 spaces to the Rajiv Gandhi Bus Terminal. Once there, sign up for one of three buses heading to Sacred Heart College, an Arts and Science College, once of India's most renowned educational institutions. There, teams will locate their next clue.
>>The first bus heading to the college will carry one team. The second will carry the next three teams and is scheduled to arrive four rounds after the first. The final bus will carry the last team and is scheduled to arrive five rounds after the second.
x love squared: And they take of on foot to the bus terminal!
metrolite: k :-\
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Yay! Second bus at least ()
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz take off right behind them
x love squared: Aziz: Right behind ya!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Whoa
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Aziz: Ahead of ya*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha take off
metrolite: Levi: GAYBASHING! HELP!
x love squared: Jeffrey: Running? We won't be good at this.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: aw lol
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: Aw
metrolite: Jeffrey: We need that second bus though so... there it is.
x love squared: these teams WANT this
x love squared: April/Cam take off
metrolite: The third bus is a DEATH SENTENCE
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: Cam: With April on our team, third bus is guaranteed.
x love squared: *He sighs*
metrolite: Nasrin: My foot's asleep. *Jacqui sighs*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin take off running!
metrolite: Nasrin: I have to go slow until it wakes up.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Jacqui: You TWAT.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *Jacqui viciously hits her foot*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi, FIVE from the bus terminal
x love squared: First Bus is up for grabs!
metrolite: *She's detained by airport security*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: shit son
metrolite: settling for the second bus
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz are foaming at the MOUTH.
x love squared: Four from the bus terminal
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: probably getting it, heh
metrolite: ew
metrolite: J/T please get a 5
x love squared: Aziz: Wait. Shoelace came untied.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, five away!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: ugh
metrolite: heh
x love squared: April/Cam at 2, Jacqui/Nasrin at 1
x love squared: Neither wants to be that unlucky Bus 3 team
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Nasrin:
x love squared: Edward/Levi, FOUR from the bus terminal!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: WHOA.
x love squared: And they snag the only spot on Bus 1!
metrolite: *Bobby is seething*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz arrive SECONDS later and sign up for #2
metrolite: Levi: Sorry, boys
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 3 from the terminal
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: They're on Bus 2 as well
x love squared: April/Cam, at 3 :-\
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: battle for bus 3 lol
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, FOUR from the terminal
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: Jacqui: NOOOOO
x love squared: April/Cam are TWO away!
x love squared: Cam: RUN YOU OGRESS.
metrolite: lmfao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: ew
x love squared: And they barely make it!
metrolite: Jacqui: Sigh. The natural order of things.
x love squared: oh (same order as last leg)?
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui: #HaveNots
metrolite: Edward: Where you belong
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Let's check for any delays
x love squared: Bus 1
metrolite: America: Agreed. They shouldn't be here, they should be at home scrubbing toilets!!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 7
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bus 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 2
x love squared: and Bus 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 7
metrolite: Oh (first and worst)?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: The first bus reaches Sacred Heart College
x love squared: and Edward/Levi hop out and claim their next clue
metrolite: Jacqui: Let's use this time wisely. *Nasrin is playing pinball with some kids*
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Now search the grounds of Sacred Heart College for a student wearing a red and yellow sweater, who will hand your team the next clue.
>>Teams must locate the student on a bench near the back of the main building by rolling a '3' on two 14-sided dice.
x love squared: They have FOUR chances to spot this student
x love squared: before the next bus arrives
metrolite: Levi: Huh? Everyone's wearing red and yellow...
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 9 11
x love squared: Turn 2..
x love squared: America: TERRORISTS
metrolite: Edward: yup, 9-1-1. We need HELP.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 4 13
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Turn 3..
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 12 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 10 13
metrolite: lmao k
metrolite: woohoo
x love squared: *Bus 2 pulls into the station*
metrolite: Levi: What a fucking waste!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, Jeffrey/Tabitha, April/Cam
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
metrolite: someone's going to get it right away lol
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz search for this mystery student!
x love squared: Aziz: Where is this fag?
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 13 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha and April/Cam search as well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 9 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 1 7
x love squared: FOUR rounds to go for Bus 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi search again
metrolite: *Jacqui's seen using Google Earth to find the student* Nasrin: ...
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 14 5
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and Jeffrey/Tabitha search again
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 8 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 12 13
x love squared: as do April/Cam
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 2 7
x love squared: geez, this kid is HIDDEN.
metrolite: Sanjaya: Oh woops. I was at Pizza Hut.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Sanjaya: Thought this was going down tomorrow? My bad.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Three rounds to go for Bus 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi and Bobby/Aziz
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 8 12
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 3 14
metrolite: ew of course
x love squared: BOBBY spots him first!
x love squared: And he hands them their next clue!
metrolite: *he tackles Sanjaya*
x love squared: Sanjaya: 'Ere you are.
metrolite: Sanjaya: wtf
x love squared: lmao
Clue: Now run (5-sided dice) 10 spaces to a nearby vacant field, where your next clue awaits.
>>Teams traveling on spaces 3 or 7 will find themselves surrounded by curious locals, causing a 1-4 round delay.
x love squared: And they take off RUNNING to the nearby field
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby: More like walking. Hurry UP, Aziz.
metrolite: whoa @ the curious locals. RACISM.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha searching for Sanjaya
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 12 3
metrolite: America: OH. Aziz is home!
x love squared: Tabitha spots him!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Aziz: I'm from Pittsburgh...
x love squared: They take off right behind B/A
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: April/Cam search as well
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 6 14
x love squared: TWO rounds for Bus 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi. GET THIS.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 2 5
metrolite: fuck
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 1, Jeffrey/Tabitha at 5.
metrolite: Watch me get stuck here for like 12 rounds lol
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: The locals: Not feeling very curious today. Apathetic tbh.
metrolite: The Locals: We don't care about you guys
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam check again
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 14 9
x love squared: ONE round for Bus 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 8 13
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 5. Jeffrey/Tabitha at 8.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: Ew
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz tear open their next clue!
metrolite: gross, they're totally winning this leg/the next one/the final one lol
x love squared: And it's the RB
Roadblock: Who's got all the right moves? In this roadblock, one racer will first change into a bright silk costume (one turn) and then join a group of dancers to participate in a routine for a Bollywood film, which produces the most movies out of any country in the world. Once the lead choreographer has approved the racer's dancing, the team will be handed their next clue.
>>Mastering the dance requires the following moves. After each sequence of dance moves, the choreographer will roll a 3-sided dice ('1' or '2' meaning he approves). If not, the racer must re-do that particular sequence.
1) Quick Steps: 1-2-2-1-1 (2-sided, keep going if successful)
2) Erotic arm movements: Three 100-sided dice, one number in the 1-33 range, one in the 34-66 range, and one in the 67-100 range
3) Intense jumping and one final pose: Do this in separate turns, but once you fail you must start this move from the start. Roll a 100-sided, 200-sided, and 300-sided dice getting a higher number each time, and then roll a 600 or higher on a 999-sided dice.
x love squared: Bobby: I've got ALL the right moves. *He gyrates*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby: Yep. ME.
metrolite: Aziz: Fine, go for it. Though, I might be better at it because I am Indi--
metrolite: Bobby: BYE
x love squared: and Bobby changes into a bright silk costume before starting his dance
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 2 away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Tabitha: WATER.
x love squared: *She gasps*
metrolite: Aziz: And my cousin is Aishwarya Rai... oh, he's not here anymore.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam check for Sanjaya
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 13 9
x love squared: Bus 3 rolls in!
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin join the SEARCH
x love squared: Nasrin: Why hello, teams! :-)
metrolite: Jacqui: I think I found him. *she marches up to some random person and spins them around*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 3 4
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: omg!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin immediately head to the nearby field!
metrolite: Nasrin: Well, I'll be. Good job.
x love squared: Sanjaya: Call me! ;-)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Edward/Levi search again
metrolite: HURRY UP!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 14-sided dice: 3 1
metrolite: aw
x love squared: And they head to the field!
metrolite: Levi: Bye, Campril.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: Jacqui: Goddamn
x love squared: and BOBBY is ready to join the Bollywood Dance
x love squared: Bobby: Oh yeah, let's do this! JAI HO! *He dances*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The choreographer: -_-
metrolite: Deepak, the choreographer: I'm so insulted!
x love squared: And he works on his Quick Steps, 1-2-2-1-1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Deepak: QUICK. Chop those feet! Zai zai zai! *He whips Bobby*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: YES!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Deepak: Heavy feet NO GOOD.
metrolite: Deepak: NO! *he electrocutes him*
metrolite has entered the room.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha reach the Roadblock!
metrolite: hm disconnected?
x love squared: yeah for a sec :-(
metrolite: your name disappeared briefly
metrolite: shiiiiiit
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Cox:
x love squared: TABITHA wants this.
x love squared: Jeffrey: Oh god
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha: I'm the more theatrical one, so stfu.
x love squared: April/Cam still need to spot Sanjaya
metrolite: Tabitha: I'll look SO good in this outfit.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 14-sided dice: 3 10
x love squared: And they head to the field!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: Yeah, I think Jeffrey fucked up hardcore at a dance challenge before sooo
x love squared: And they get SWARMED by locals
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: for...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: 2 rounds
metrolite: The Locals: ELEPHANT!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *They bow down to April*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: The locals: We revere the Elephant and the Cow.
metrolite: The Locals: Vishnu!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Edward/Levi at 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Bobby continues his quick steps. 2-2-1-1
metrolite: The Locals: BOO-RING
x love squared: Deepak: WORK IT!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Deepak: NO! *He pulls some of his hair out*
metrolite: Deepak: Two left feet!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha is ready
x love squared: 1-2-2-1-1
metrolite: Deepak: Go ahead, dear...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Deepak: NO! *he slaps her*
x love squared: Deepak: You fucking horse!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin at 4
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: ugh
metrolite: The Locals: OMG, she must be a celebrity
x love squared: aw
metrolite: Jacqui: THANKS!
x love squared: 1-4 rounds
metrolite: The Locals: Uh, no
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: not bad
x love squared: Edward/Levi reach the RB!
x love squared: Who wants it?
metrolite: *Nasrin signs autographs while Jacqui holds her backpack*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: LEVI wants it again.
x love squared: k
metrolite: Levi: I've proved myself REPEATEDLY.
x love squared: BOBBY is stuck on his quick steps. 2-2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: You fucking Clydesdale!
x love squared: Deepak: Looks like you are RETARDED or something.
x love squared: Tabitha, 1-2-2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Deepak: Work it gurl!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: You graceful baboon!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Deepak: I'd love to roll you up and keep you in my pocket!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: LEVI starts with his quick steps. 1-2-2-1-1
metrolite: Deepak: Then take you out at cocktail parties and have you DANCE on my hand.
x love squared: Deepak: Ooh. Hello
metrolite: Tabitha: ...
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Levi: Uh, hi. Are you going to instruct me or what? *he cops an attitude*
x love squared: Deepak: Just DANCE. *He turns on some Lady Gaga*
metrolite: Deepak: You queeny bitch!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Deepak: LOL.
metrolite: Deepak: You fucking APE
x love squared: Bobby, 2-2-1-1
x love squared: Deepak: Do like THIS *He demonstrates*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Deepak: Nooo! *He slaps one of the nearby dancers*
metrolite: Deepak: NO. Like this *he flails around*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Wow, you're all AWFUL.
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: *The backup dancers are just pointing and laughing at them*
x love squared: April/Cam, at 3 heading to the field
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: They get stopped AGAIN
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: for..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: The Locals: WE <3 YOU, ELEPHANTINA
x love squared: 2 rounds
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: LEVI, 1-2-2-1-1
metrolite: *they hold a parade in her honor*U
metrolite: -U
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Levi: I got this~
x love squared: Deepak: Dance, queer boy! Dance!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Deepak: Yaaaasss!
x love squared: Bobby, 2-2-1-1
x love squared: NO coordination whatsoever
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: Don't quit your day job!
metrolite: *he spits at him*
x love squared: Deepak: I am genius, but even I can not instruct this oaf!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Deepak: Let's see it. YUP.
x love squared: *Deepak snaps in a Z-formation*
metrolite: Deepak: Not bad, you little gremlin.
x love squared: Deepak: That girl can work!
x love squared: Jacqui/Nasrin, 3 from the Roadblock
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: aw
metrolite: NASRIN will do this.
x love squared: Who wants it?!
x love squared: k
x love squared: LEVI, 2-1-1
metrolite: Deepak: Oh my! A beauty...
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Levi: Thx
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: You COCKSUCKER!
metrolite: Levi: Uhh
x love squared: Bobby, 2-2-1-1. The WORST so far.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Deepak: You dance like the crap I had this morning after coffee. DANCE.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha, 1!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Deepak: You get one more chance before another bitchy comment flies out of my mouth, sweetie :-)
metrolite: Deepak: Get out of my SIGHT.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Deepak: JK. You lost that chance.
x love squared: Nasrin, 1-2-2-1-1
x love squared: Deepak: This goddess will NOT disappoint.
x love squared: Deepak: Show us what u got, hunni!
metrolite: Nasrin: This is so technical. I need FREEDOM to let the spirit move me.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *Jacqui rolls her eyes*
metrolite: Nasrin: I am NOT a robot.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: Hm, okay. No one else got it on their first try.
x love squared: Deepak: You're already doing better than others. *He grins at Bobby*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Levi, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: wow
x love squared: and Bobby, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Tabitha, 1
x love squared: Deepak: Let's see it :-) Finish STRONG.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: wow
x love squared: Deepak: NO you fucking obese SOW
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, 3 from the RB
metrolite: Deepak: I QUIT.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite: Deepak: JK. I'm here to berate this team next.
x love squared: Cam: You're NOT doing this. *He walks over to the changing rooms*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Cam: Yep. ME.
metrolite: Deepak: Good choice. Bootylicious!
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin, 2-2-1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Deepak: I changed my mind about you. Beautiful face, UGLY soul.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Levi, 2-1-1
x love squared: People are struggling left and RIGHT
metrolite: WOW. Can somebody move on?
metrolite: lmao yes
metrolite: it's fucking 50/50
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Deepak: I am NOT paid enough for this.
x love squared: Tabitha is on her LAST move on this section. Hurry, bitch!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: omg
metrolite: *he's bouncing around the studio cursing people out*
metrolite: Tabitha: INSTRUCT us.
x love squared: Deepak: What is you call THAT? Fucking GROSS. *He throws a hot coal at her*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam, 1-2-2-1-1
metrolite: Deepak: Let's see you shake that thang
x love squared: Deepak: Please restore my faith in humanity!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Deepak: OMFG.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *He lets out a shriek that only dogs can hear*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin, 2-2-1-1
metrolite: Nasrin: Settle down, old man. *she shakes him*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: Nasrin: One at a time, a break between each of them. Yup.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Levi, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: omg lol
metrolite: switch those pls
x love squared: Bobby, 1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: Deepak: THANK YOU.
x love squared: Deepak: FINALLY, someone lifts my VERY low spirits.
x love squared: Does Deepak pass Bobby?
x love squared: 1 or 2 = approves
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
x love squared: he DOES.
x love squared: Bobby moves on to the next stage, the Erotic Arm Movements
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Deepak: Oh good god help me. Let's see them.
metrolite: Deepak: Aint nobody want to see that shit
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 84 39 55
x love squared: *Bobby shakes his arms frantically*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha- 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: jfc
metrolite: omg
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Cam, 1-2-2-1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: *Everyone passes her
metrolite: **
metrolite: or not
x love squared: Nasrin, 2-1-1
metrolite: Nasrin: I'm finishing here.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: uh oh did you get booted?
metrolite has entered the room.
x love squared: yeah ugh
x love squared: k
metrolite: hm
x love squared: Levi, 1-1
metrolite: Levi: I'm... getting just one? (please)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: jesus
x love squared: lmao why is this so difficult
metrolite: lmao no idea
x love squared: Bobby works on his erotic arms
x love squared: Bobby: Like this? *He shakes his hips and moves sensually*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 72 10 4
metrolite: Deepak: ARMS, not hips.
x love squared: still NOT quite right
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Finally
x love squared: Does Deepak approve?
metrolite: Tabitha: Please pass me.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
x love squared: he DOES. Tabitha moves on to the arms
metrolite: Tabitha: Thank you.
x love squared: Deepak: Now let's see that arm fat JIGGLE.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 13 54 67
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: She nails it!
x love squared: Does he approve?!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
metrolite: ouch
x love squared: NO.
metrolite: :-\
metrolite: that's so shitty
metrolite: Tabitha: OH...MY...GOD
metrolite: *she pukes*
x love squared: Deepak: That was too FAST. That was like a SEIZURE.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam, 1-2-2-1-1
x love squared: NO progress so far.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Nasrin, 2-1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: omg
x love squared: Levi, 1-1
metrolite: I better not get a 2 for Levi
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmfao
metrolite: STOP DOING THAT
x love squared: Bobby and Tabitha working on the arm movements
x love squared: Aziz: Move like a STRIPPER.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 23 81 19
metrolite: Nope!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 88 65 64
metrolite: Deepak: You're no Magic Mike, lol
x love squared: Cam, 2-2-1-1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Deepak: Love that sexi Channing Tatum
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: ew
metrolite: NO
metrolite: k
x love squared: Nasrin, 2-1-1
metrolite: fucking do this
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: OMFG
x love squared: Levi, 1-1
metrolite: if I get a two here I'm literally going to scream
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmfao
metrolite: asjlfkasdjfladlsfa
x love squared: omg
x love squared: Deepak: These dances are like KNIVES to my heart!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby and Tabitha
metrolite: Levi: Then why aren't you DEAD?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 68 54 27
x love squared: Bobby nails it!
metrolite: ew
metrolite:
x love squared: but does DEEPAK approve?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
x love squared: he DOES!
metrolite: Deepak: LOVED it.
x love squared: *He has a completely obvious erection*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: and Bobby moves on to the final part
x love squared: the intense jumping and the final pose
metrolite: Deepak: Yes, the final part. *he locks himself in the bathroom with Bobby*
x love squared: higher number each time, followed by the 600 or higher on a 999-sided
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 10
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: good start
x love squared: Tabitha
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 42 100 81
x love squared: Cam, 1-1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Nasrin, 2-1-1 PLEASE
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: jfc
x love squared: Levi, 1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: heh okay
metrolite: PROGRESS
x love squared: Bobby (10)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 32
x love squared: whoa
metrolite: that bollywood actress in the pic looks like kim kardashian
x love squared: Tabitha
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 73 40 85
x love squared: Avani: Thanks :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam, 1-1
metrolite: Me: Not a compliment
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin, fallen behind again > 2-1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Levi - 1!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: *dies*
x love squared: Bobby (10-32)
metrolite: ew
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 300-sided die: 240
metrolite: Deepak: Yes, now work the shaft...er...
x love squared: Tabitha on her arm movements
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 80 80 46
x love squared: she BLEW it with that first attempt
metrolite: omg I'm so pissed for her
x love squared: Cam-1
metrolite: yeah, fucking D-P
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: does Deepak approve?
metrolite: NO.
x love squared: Cam: Come on, Deecunt
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
x love squared: he does!
metrolite: I'm sure he'll disapprove of one of mine
x love squared: CAM works on his arms
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 2 27 74
x love squared: close
x love squared: Nasrin, 1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Levi-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmfao
metrolite: goddamn
metrolite: one of them or both are getting a 3 so they better HURRY
x love squared: Bobby on his final part! the finale pose :-\ needs a 600 or higher or he starts it over
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 999-sided die: 275
metrolite: FAIL.
x love squared: and he'll start over next round
metrolite: too bad
x love squared: Tabitha and Cam
metrolite: hmm this could take a long ass time lol
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 99 32 37
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: aw
x love squared: that WORKS
x love squared: does Deepak approve?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
x love squared: yep!
x love squared: Tabitha moves on to the final stage
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 32
x love squared: Tabitha: #graceful
x love squared: Cam
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 100-sided dice: 18 93 35
metrolite: omg
x love squared: that works!
metrolite: >___<
metrolite: fucking A
metrolite: i'm so fucked
x love squared: does the head honcho approve?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
x love squared: he does! Cam moves onto the final stage
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: of course
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 66
metrolite: god forbid I have one leg where all my teams aren't sucking
x love squared: Nasrin, 1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
x love squared: Levi- 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: heh
x love squared: does he approve?! :-\
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
metrolite: GOOD.
x love squared: and LEVI moves onto the arms!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 36 11 75
x love squared: aww!
x love squared: does he approve again?!
metrolite: Deepak: NOT SO FAST...literally
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
metrolite: YES!
x love squared: and LEVI is on the final stage!
metrolite: Jacqui: O___o
x love squared: 100-200-300-600+
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 100-sided die: 72
x love squared: Bobby tries again
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 68
x love squared: Tabitha (32-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 30
x love squared: ouch
metrolite: good first roll
metrolite: omg
metrolite: Jeffrey: Heh.
x love squared: Jeffrey: What the fuck do you call that?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam (66-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 103
metrolite: Jeffrey: You look like a disgruntled ostrich.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Nasrin, 1-1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: Progress!
x love squared: Jacqui: ANY progress at this point.
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: Levi (72-)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 200-sided die: 189
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: settle down there
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *he's gesticulating wildly*
x love squared: *He starts popping his ass*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby (68-)
x love squared: 68* lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 13
x love squared: geez
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: majorly blowing it
metrolite: #GONE
x love squared: Tabitha tries again
metrolite: Bobby: ?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 62
x love squared: Cam (66-103-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 300-sided die: 62
x love squared: ouch
metrolite: weird
metrolite: lots of 62s
x love squared: Nasrin-1
x love squared: FINISH THIS
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Levi (72-189-)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 300-sided die: 101
metrolite: Edward: Obviously
x love squared: Bobby starts over
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 15
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Aziz: YES
x love squared: Tabitha (62-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 16
x love squared: omg this bitch
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Jeffrey: You CUNTACO
x love squared: Cam starts over
metrolite: oh well, better than failing at the last one I guess
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 33
x love squared: Nasrin- 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
x love squared: aw
x love squared: she moves on to the arms!
metrolite: Nasrin: Thank you!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 73 77 62
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Levi starts over
x love squared: Edward: Set it LOW.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 100-sided die: 65
x love squared: Edward: Dip it low, dip it to the flo'
metrolite: Edward: NO!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby (15-)
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 24
x love squared: aw
metrolite: wow
x love squared: aw/ew
metrolite: Deepak: FAILING you tbh
x love squared: Tabitha starts over
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 100-sided die: 99
metrolite: or wait
metrolite: does Deepak need to approve this last part?
x love squared: Nope
x love squared: I thought about it but that would be too much
x love squared: Cam (33-)
metrolite: Deepak: I would be failing him if I was though. yup.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 61
x love squared: hm, good
metrolite: yup
x love squared: Nasrin
x love squared: WORK THOSE ARMS
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 63 8 36
x love squared: aw!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 3-sided die: 3
x love squared: oh wait
metrolite: omg
metrolite: k
x love squared: nvm that wouldn't have counted anyways
metrolite: good
x love squared: Levi (65-)
metrolite: Nasrin: Back off, Dee.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 38
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: oops
metrolite: HDU
metrolite: I get a free pass. We'll say I got 66.
x love squared: You: Automatically DONE with the RB because of that.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 200-sided die: 22
metrolite: lmao geez
metrolite: *Tabitha nods*
x love squared: Bobby, 15-25-
metrolite: LOW
metrolite: BLOW IT
x love squared: Aziz: Work it, you slut! *He laughs*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 300-sided die: 96
metrolite: ew
x love squared: Tabitha, 99-
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 200-sided die: 182
x love squared: geez
x love squared: *She's eratically throwing her body all over the place*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Cam, 33-61-
metrolite: brb
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 300-sided die: 233
x love squared: k
x love squared: when you get back, NASRIN on the arm movements~
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 3 100-sided dice: 48 43 25
metrolite: she doesn't understand it
x love squared: Levi starts over
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: *She starts doing the macarena*
metrolite: Edward: START REALLY LOW
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 100-sided die: 8
metrolite: hmm yup
metrolite: I'll take it
metrolite: *I get a 7 next time*
x love squared: Edward: Very nice. *He cheers Levi on*
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Levi: Hmm. Thanks.
metrolite: Levi: No, stop. I can't deal with this.