<Finale>

metrolite: Hello!
metrolite: #pressurefreefinale
metrolite: well, not really but mostly
x love squared: Let's congregate HERE while I finish. *The fans start pounding on tables, chanting in unison*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Us: Lots of finale parties all around the US!
x love squared: Corinne: Holding a huge shindig for my boys :-)
metrolite: Verna: Yup, let's cut to a shot of Jeffrey and Tabitha's parents' finale bbq.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Corinne: Planning on going into labor. Might be able to make the news if I go into labor on live TV?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Corinne: It's settled then. *She starts trying to physically push the baby out*
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Her doctor: Um, you're 3 months away from your due date...
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Corinne: So? The early bird gets the worm. LOL. *She keeps pushing at her belly*
x love squared: Aziz: :-\
metrolite: so we think first two teams will be J/T and B/A? with A/C getting third?
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *A/C wind up coming in first with a massive lead*
x love squared: okay let me upload this shizz and I'm ready.
x love squared: hm
x love squared: J/T are definitely one of the top two teams.
x love squared: I'm not sure which of the others will join them. But one will be way far behind I bet
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz could be just a big distraction, paving the way for an underwhelming A/C victory :-\
metrolite: aw yup
metrolite: lmao yes
metrolite: Subtitle of this season if A/C win: AMBIVALENCE
x love squared: lmao yep
x love squared: They're not really hate-worthy, but definitely not love-worthy either
metrolite: true
metrolite: they were more comic relief
metrolite: never had much heart
x love squared: The Jou Family: :-)
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Jeffrey: Step off. We're the only Asians allowed.
metrolite: Aziz: INDIANS are ASIANS. JFC.
metrolite: Bobby: And I'm halfsies.
metrolite: wow lots of asians
metrolite: even Cam is Filipino lol
metrolite: April: #RICEQUEEN
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Yeah, this was a really diverse cast
metrolite: Beverly: Bumped out all the blacks for the Asians. I see
metrolite: Levi: Yup #conspiracy
metrolite: Kerry: IA.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: I still can't believe how MISOGYNISTIC this race was.
metrolite: yes, this cast was super diverse. only one straight white male, lmao. that would NEVER happen IRL.
metrolite: one straight able-bodied white male*
x love squared: Amy/Danica and Kerry/Lillian: Right? Time for a #TWIST replacing the finale three teams with the first three boots.
metrolite: *Josh nods*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: everyone was a minority except for Bert.
metrolite: *he beams*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: tbh I'm so ready to get to the MOLE. Hopefully your luck turns around (and I think it will)
x love squared: This season was like a giant PURGE
metrolite: aw yup
metrolite: I want the Mole SO BADLY
metrolite: I'm eager to create my peeps
x love squared: and I'll probably be using Proboards this time. Although the website was fun last time, it was too much work, heh.
x love squared: *I just copy and paste the last website, even using the same cast*
metrolite: NO. You'll use a website again and like it
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: do you still have the link to the last one?
x love squared: so you can recollect how everything went
metrolite: I think so
x love squared: okay, eek
x love squared: ready to go
metrolite: yup!
metrolite: I hope it's not too long. Brian's friend is coming over. I don't have to be "there" necessarily I guess.
x love squared: It won't be, with three teams it'll go FAST anyways.
x love squared: k
x love squared: who are you playing as? :-\
metrolite: Bobby and Aziz. *I have them change detours 8x*
metrolite: JEFFREY & TABITHA.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Okay.
x love squared: *A blue swirl forms around them*
x love squared: Good luck!
x love squared: Let's END this season.
metrolite: thanks :-\
x love squared: *I roll a three-sided dice and proclaim that team the winners*
metrolite: I desperately need it so we can save this season from being the worst ever, lol.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *It hits B/A* You: That team is THIRD. *cough*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Phil: Welcome to the LAST leg of the season.
metrolite: it actually does feel pretty pressure free for me
x love squared: Phil: Bobby/Aziz, who claimed their very FIRST first place, will depart on this eleventh leg.
x love squared: Bobby: Time to bring home the bacon!
metrolite: Corinne: YES, do it to it boys!!
x love squared: *They tear open the last "first clue" of the race*
metrolite: Corinne: Live tweeting the event btw.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: And they look to hail a TAXI
x love squared: with a Hawaiian adventure on their minds
metrolite: er
metrolite: wrong room
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Me: Say it again in here :-)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: oooookay
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz immediately head to the airport!
x love squared: Aziz: Hawaii bro! HAWAII! *He screams*
metrolite: if this is a sign of things to come... ?
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha and April/Cam search for a taxi at Osaka Castle
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: Japan: Come back soon :-(
metrolite: lmao k
metrolite: aaw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
x love squared: J/T and A/C
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: ugh k
metrolite: lmao yes
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 4 from the airport
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: #dooropen
x love squared: J/T and A/C
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha take off!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: lmao k
x love squared: April/Cam are in LAST searching for a taxi
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: k maybe I can get there second
x love squared: April: The Japanese hate us!
metrolite: i'll take what I can get
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, 3 away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: And they search (x3) for a better flight
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2 6 4
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, 10 from the airport
metrolite: BIG roll so I can secure second
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: lmao k
x love squared: April/Cam
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
metrolite: kk good
metrolite: should be okay
x love squared: B/A
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5 6 5
x love squared: ooh
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, halfway there! At 6/12
x love squared: Get that x2, y'all
metrolite: Jeffrey: Get ready to tuck and roll, Tab.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: aw
metrolite: k good
x love squared: A/C, just a formality now
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: ew
x love squared: And they take off
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: low numbers
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1 2 3
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby: A-B-C, 1 2 3
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Michael Jackson: Yep.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha reach the airport and search (x2) for a better flight!
metrolite: Tabitha: Konichiwa *she bows*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: You honor me!
x love squared: Tabitha: Hitting up the Orange Julius stand first. #Thirsty
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6 2
metrolite: =8
x love squared: April/Cam, 10 from the airport
x love squared: Cam: Let's fuck the other teams over.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: April: NO. Let's help them out.
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and Jeffrey/Tabitha
metrolite: Cam: ?
x love squared: ew, I wonder if B/A win this leg if they'd have the highest race %
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4 5 6
metrolite: maybe
metrolite: lmfao
metrolite: weird
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: 1-2-3-4-5-6
x love squared: Bobby: So 7-8-1 is next.
metrolite: Tabitha: 7-8 for us then?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2 6
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, at 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: Moving at a glacial pace
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz and Jeffrey/Tabitha
metrolite: April: We'll do this one favor for them. They'll pay it forward later?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April: Karma! *She rubs her bald head*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 6 5 5
metrolite:
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 8-sided dice: 4 6
x love squared: blowing this opportunity
metrolite: yep, lol
x love squared: April/Cam, at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: jfc
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: B/A and J/T
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8 2 6
metrolite: kk
x love squared: and Bobby/Aziz are on the BEST flight.
x love squared: J/T
metrolite: Tabitha: And so are we. Right behind them in line and heard all the details...
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 8-sided dice: 4 8
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: See?
x love squared: Tabitha: Tickets in hand! See you at the gate :-)
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *Steam pours out of Bobby's ears*
x love squared: April/Cam eventually arrive and get ONE last shot.
x love squared: Can they make the most of this?
metrolite: maybe, maybe not
x love squared: April: Well, I gotta piss, so not for me. Get us on that flight, Cam.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
x love squared: and they settle for Flight 2
metrolite: good
metrolite: a little boost
x love squared: How many rounds superior is F1?
x love squared: It's...
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: THREE rounds. :-\
metrolite: lmao k
x love squared: And any delays?
metrolite: better than nothing
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 9
metrolite: FOR FLIGHT 2
metrolite: phew
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 6
x love squared: 3 rounds it is.
x love squared: *Bobby/Aziz and Jeffrey/Tabitha watch The Devil Wears Prada on the flight*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Emily Blunt: :-)
x love squared: As the plane lands, which team RACES out first?
metrolite: Tabitha: Can't stand that BLANNED Hathaway.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: Anne: Oh fuck you. #TeamBobbyAziz
metrolite: Tabitha: Not us. Just a feeling.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz tear open a clue in first place
metrolite: Tabitha: Don't you have another movie you should be chewing the scenery in?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: And they take off running towards the nearby taxi stand
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby: >
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha take off!
metrolite: Jeffrey: They stopped right outside the door. Let's GO.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao who
x love squared: whoa* even
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha: Who? US.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 1, Jeffrey/Tabitha at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
metrolite: aw
metrolite: er
metrolite: nvm
metrolite: lol
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 3, Jeffrey/Tabitha at 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: *April/Cam's flight lands in Honolulu*
metrolite: April: They haven't even left the airport yet. No worries.
x love squared: April: Not much of a defecit at all :-)
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: They take off!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
metrolite: *they get it first*
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 4, Jeffrey/Tabitha at 5, April/Cam at 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: B/A at 6, J/T at 5, A/C at 4
x love squared: oh 6-5-4?
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
metrolite: ew
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz immediately look to hail a taxi!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
metrolite: aw
x love squared: as do Jeffrey/Tabitha!
x love squared: This is a RACE.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 5
x love squared: April: FUCKING A.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: B/A and J/T
metrolite: You: A two-way race. *April screams*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: ew
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz immediately take off in their taxi. They need to find a helpful local.
metrolite: 5 and 9: Aloha
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: J/T
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
x love squared: April/Cam, 3 from the taxi stand
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 7
metrolite: Bobby: 2
x love squared: *9 waves at them*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: k, back to 0
x love squared: J/T at the taxi stand, A/C at 5
metrolite: Come on, J/T! Don't blow it on a taxi.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
metrolite: YES
x love squared: and they take off!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: omg
x love squared: and they immediately head to the Waterfront Towers, 8 away!
x love squared: That just WON them this race.
x love squared: lol jk
metrolite: k
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: You: Because it ends after that 8 sided road.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: April/Cam, 2 from the taxi stand
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
metrolite:
x love squared: while B/A take off, searching for locals at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
metrolite: Us: What about your deficit?
x love squared: Space 7: FUCK OFF.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Kal: Seriously, I don't have any fucking new information for you.
metrolite: they need to land on an odd pls
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: odd=even
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 2 heading to the Waterfront Towers
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: A/C
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 7
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: Back to 0
metrolite: get a fucking even next time
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 5
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: Tabitha: Exactly perfect!
x love squared: And they tear open their next clue at the Towers!
x love squared: They get ready to ascend to the top of the towers. But first, they put on safety gear
x love squared: for one round
x love squared: April/Cam, at 5
metrolite: Tabitha: Safety first! *She salutes into the camera*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 4
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, back at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
x love squared: And they get delayed!
metrolite: YES.
metrolite: #devastating #thirdplace
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha begin ascending the rope to the top of the towers
x love squared: two 30-sided here
metrolite: oops need to read it lol
x love squared: the top is at 70
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 30-sided dice: 14 10
metrolite: *they blink*
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha: Staying relatively together! <3
metrolite: not great but whatev
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam at 5
metrolite: Jeffrey: I'm higher.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 5-sided die: 2
x love squared: And they need a taxi!
metrolite: Bobby: FUCK
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
x love squared: They take off searching for locals!
metrolite: #delay
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: omg
metrolite: omg lol
x love squared: And they head to the towers!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: April: Deficit schmeficit
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April: Looks like we're the challenger after all :-) *She scoffs at B/A*
metrolite: *her bald head is bright red and pealing from sunburn*
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 14/70 and 10/70
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: Let's both get higher than our last rolls!! YEAH!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 30-sided dice: 27 20
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: Whoa!
x love squared: Beasting and FEASTING.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, 6 from the Towers
metrolite: for NOW
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: *April is all smiles*
x love squared: Cam: Stop that.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 41 and 30/70
metrolite: April: Love our position. No pressure to stay at the top, but not desperate at the bottom. *she dances in her seat*
x love squared: ascending these ropes like MAD
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: Slightly lower but not below an 8....!!!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 30-sided dice: 21 29
metrolite: aww
x love squared: omg!
x love squared: KILLING this
metrolite: Tabitha: Jeffrey's letting me catch up. <3my bro
x love squared: April/Cam, 3 from the Towers
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: and they get their safety equipment attached
x love squared: April: I see our friends! :-)
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Jeffrey: We're not your friends.
x love squared: B/A, at 2
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby: We need to stop fucking around and find someone to HELP us.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 62 and 59
x love squared: very close!
metrolite: aw
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 30-sided dice: 23 12
metrolite: whoa Jeffrey
x love squared: And they both reach the top!
metrolite: aw
x love squared: They tear open their next clue =-O
metrolite: really cannot do mental math, heh *Tabitha rolls her eyes at me*
x love squared: They need to scan the area below for a RACE flag.
x love squared: Once they spot that, they can descend the tower face first.
metrolite: k
x love squared: Can they spot the flag?
metrolite: Tabitha: A priest is blessing us? Oh, no, this is finding a flag.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 20-sided dice: 1 7
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Tabitha: let's take a break. I need some H20
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Jeffrey: Why now?
x love squared: April/Cam begin the ascent.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Tabitha: NOW
x love squared: Tabitha: Damn can't a bitch breathe? Give me room, please.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 30-sided dice: 12 26
x love squared: Cam: APRIL.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: not below an 8 at least
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 3
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite:
x love squared: They get delayed again!
x love squared: April/Cam, at 12 and 26/70
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 30-sided dice: 3 4
metrolite: *this really does knock them out of contention*
x love squared: Ouch!
metrolite: omg
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: *A huge gust of wind shakes them*
x love squared: *April is nearly blown off her rope somehow*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha take another gaze over the towers to the land below
metrolite: *Little Cam is thrown against the building*
x love squared: Looking for the FLAG
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: it only takes one of them finding it or both?
x love squared: Tabitha: I spy with my little eye
x love squared: Yeah just one
metrolite: k
metrolite: Tabitha: You do this
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 20-sided dice: 16 1
metrolite: Tabitha: Tsk tsk
x love squared: whoa all that came up at once
x love squared: RIGG
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, at 15 and 30/70
x love squared: using 20-sided now :-\
x love squared: April: SO scared now. Going slower!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 8 7
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Ouch
metrolite: ouch
metrolite: *another gust of wind hits*
x love squared: Cam: I fucking hate you.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam, at 23 and 37
metrolite: April: Hate yourself too
x love squared: using the minimum roll here
x love squared: *They're both barely inching up the rope*
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5 8
metrolite: Tourists: The other team scurried up like some kind of squirrel.
x love squared: Cam: I'm WAY ahead of you.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 4/10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: Back to 0
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
x love squared: Looking for a race flag
metrolite: k let's do this pls
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 20-sided dice: 15 12
metrolite:
x love squared: April/Cam at 28 and 45
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5 1
x love squared: Cam: Waiting for YOU.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: *April rolls her eyes*
metrolite: this is pathetic
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: They get delayed again!
metrolite: ~~
x love squared: April/Cam, at 33 and 46
x love squared: April: Watch out! FLYING up this rope..
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 3 7
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 20-sided dice: 1 4
metrolite: fuck
x love squared: April/Cam are *slowly* making their way to them
metrolite: wasting time
x love squared: A/C at 36 and 53
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4 4
metrolite: A/C will make it up and roll the right number right away
x love squared: And again, at 40 and 57
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9 3
metrolite: April: FLYING!
x love squared: Cam: Almost at the TOP.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 6/10
You have just entered room "racefinale."
x love squared: hm ok
x love squared: back
metrolite: wb
x love squared: tysm
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 6/10
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 7
x love squared: back to 0
metrolite: April: Rope burn on my thighs! *a small fire starts because of the friction on the rope from her huge thighs*
x love squared: Aziz: We're lost. Hopessly fucking LOST. *Corinne gasps as it fades to commercial*
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: ^that's what you missed, lol
x love squared: lmao okay
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: J/T
x love squared: another shot at finding the flag
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 20-sided dice: 19 1
metrolite: aw
x love squared: aw
x love squared: And they immediately start descending!
metrolite: Tabitha: Finally.
metrolite: *they crash right into A/C*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 30-sided dice: 10 29
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: aw +5!
metrolite: Tabitha is a little monkey
metrolite: for both?
x love squared: yep!
metrolite: yay
x love squared: April/Cam, at 49 and 60
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4 8
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, back at 0
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: April: Chug-a-luggin' along! CHOO CHOO
x love squared: and they get delayed again!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby: It's over. #ThirdPlace
metrolite: they're blowing it on something that should NOT be so hard
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 10 and 29
x love squared: 35-sided
metrolite: they don't deserve to be here!!!! *I shriek*
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 35-sided dice: 15 28
metrolite: geez Tabs
x love squared: another +5!
metrolite: Jeffrey: She's lighter than me.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: *she's floating through the air like a fairy*
x love squared: April/Cam, 53 and 68
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10 2
x love squared: April: :-)
x love squared: CAM is at the top.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 25 and 57
metrolite: Cam: Wow, you did something good for once.
x love squared: 40-sided now
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 40-sided dice: 33 13
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: aw
x love squared: Tabitha is at the bottom!
x love squared: April is at 63/70
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 5
metrolite: *she's buzzing around in a circle with so much pent up energy*
x love squared: April: Get ready for me!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey, 45-sided
x love squared: at 58/70!
metrolite: April: Prepare for my landing ASAP!!!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 45-sided die: 13
metrolite: lol
x love squared: And they tear open their next clue!
metrolite: Tabitha: It's the final challenge! We need to assemble a puzzle of past contestants.
metrolite: Verna: NO. WAIT. wtf?
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: They head to SAND ISLAND
x love squared: Tabitha: Yep, then the last challenge.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Jeffrey: What a creatively named island.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April at 68
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 5
x love squared: And they scan the area for the flag
metrolite: heh we're going to have to break soon
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 1 14
x love squared: k
metrolite: I have a VERY hungry cat bothering me
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 6
metrolite: *he breaks my laptop in two*
metrolite: Him: Fucking FEED me.
x love squared: geez, they need to fucking find this
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: back to 0
metrolite: wow
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 1 heading to Sand Island
metrolite: never thought that would be the thing to rip someone up
metrolite: trip*
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: ...
x love squared: April: I see their taxi still
metrolite: Tabitha: There a problem, Driver? *Ryan Gosling turns around*
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz back at 0
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
x love squared: geez
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 2
metrolite: Corinne: These fucking QUEERS! Why are they blowing it in the finale?!
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: omg
x love squared: so far behind now
x love squared: April/Cam look again
x love squared: *April pulls out some binoculars*
metrolite: NOPE.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 16 10
metrolite: good
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 3
x love squared: go TWICE here.
metrolite: fail once more please and then I'll be "okay"
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 2
metrolite: approaching a DANGER ZONE
x love squared: lmao yes
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: *Battle Royale nods*
metrolite: omg lol
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: aw get a SEVEN next time.
x love squared: April/Cam
metrolite: YES, pls
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 17 2
metrolite: that would be perf
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 4
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: geez
x love squared: They LOVE 7
metrolite: Kal: Sigh.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 6
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: 7 7 7 7 7
metrolite: (OR LOW)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: UGH
x love squared: aw
x love squared: back to 3
x love squared: *April grins*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 7
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: now get that again and you're SET
x love squared: Bobby: Yup. Our PLAN.
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 3
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: April/Cam
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2 20
metrolite: hmm not set up well
x love squared: And they begin their descent!
x love squared: Cam: Seriously. Fucking #MVP right here.
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 30-sided dice: 21 25
metrolite: April: There's no MVP in TEAM.
x love squared: +5 for them
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: Cam: No, but there's a M-E.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: J/T, at 6
x love squared: BIG MONEY
metrolite: let's do this
x love squared: #SE7EN
x love squared: Brad Pitt: Yep.
metrolite: go BIG or go very very little (3)
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
metrolite: omg
x love squared: aw
x love squared: April/Cam, at 21 and 25
metrolite: *they get stuck here for 10 rounds*
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 35-sided dice: 5 22
metrolite: lmao april
x love squared: Another +5
x love squared: lmao yes
metrolite: still getting single digits
x love squared: J/T at 3
x love squared: Don't land on SIX
x love squared: try a different strategy, guys
metrolite: Jeffrey: How about a 6.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: k
metrolite: I'll take that.
x love squared: April/Cam at 26 and 47
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 40-sided dice: 12 17
x love squared: Cam: ALMOST DONE.
x love squared: Cam: And you aren't even halfway up? Heh.
metrolite: aw yep
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz, at 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: whoa!
x love squared: And they finally head to the Towers, 8 away
metrolite: Bobby: BACK IN IT.
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 6
x love squared: *They fly through the rest of the leg*
metrolite: lmao probably
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, at 8/13
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: SAND ISLAND awaits
metrolite: YES
x love squared: aw
metrolite: k can we pause here?
x love squared: And they see something in the distance!
metrolite: ooh
x love squared: Sure
metrolite: Tabitha: It's all the other teams! Cheering us on!!!
x love squared: BRB as well~
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: kk
x love squared: k back
metrolite: ugh, it's so humid and hot that I have this annoying headache
metrolite: it's supposed to be in the 90s/100s all week
x love squared: ew
x love squared: gross
metrolite: gross is RIGHT.
x love squared: that + humidity sounds nasty
metrolite: get me out of here
metrolite: it is... swampy and musty ugh
x love squared: It's been raining here all day so far but it's not very humid, just "comfortable"
metrolite: Tabitha: That sign doesn't apply to us since we're on TV.
x love squared: and rain here is like GOLD so I'm enjoying it
metrolite: aw
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: sounds nice
x love squared: k
x love squared: April/Cam are UP
x love squared: at 38 and 64
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 40-sided dice: 5 9
x love squared: omg lol
x love squared: Cam finishes!
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 6, heading to the towers
metrolite: lol
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 5
x love squared: And they strap on their safety gear
metrolite: I'll just watit this out~
metrolite: wait*
x love squared: April at 43
x love squared: this crazy twat
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 40-sided die: 32
x love squared: And she finishes!
x love squared: They head to Sand Island
x love squared: April: Let's catch up to those bitches!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz begin their ascent
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 30-sided dice: 24 8
metrolite: I'm sure they will. *sigh*
x love squared: -5!
metrolite: At least B/A won't.
x love squared: April/Cam at 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 1
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 24 and 8
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 25-sided dice: 14 18
x love squared: *They both nod at each other*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: A/C at 2
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
x love squared: B/A at 38 and 26
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 25-sided dice: 16 14
x love squared: A/C at 5
x love squared: going slow as HELL
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: good
metrolite: they better get sent back to 3 at least once
x love squared: B/A at 54 and 40
metrolite: >Oo
metrolite: er
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 25-sided dice: 25 8
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: -5 again
x love squared: but BOBBY finishes
x love squared: Corinne: Aziz, that pussy!
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April/Cam at 9
x love squared: the park is opening up soon, this is their CHANCE
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 4
metrolite: omg
x love squared: And they wait with Jeffrey/Tabitha!
x love squared: Aziz at 48/70
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
x love squared: Sand Island Park opens up
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha, April/Cam
x love squared: Jeffrey: Don't EVEN.
metrolite: Tabitha: Don't you dare!
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
x love squared: April: Sure, go ahead :-)
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha tear open their next clue!
metrolite: *there's a penalty for the first team in*
x love squared: And it's a roadblock!
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: JEFFREY will do this.
x love squared: okay
metrolite: eek this might take forever
x love squared: and JEFFREY attempts to saw at the ice - does he saw hard enough to shave some of the ice off?
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 10-sided die: 5
metrolite: Nope. I could see a lot of less than 7s.
x love squared: April/Cam
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
metrolite: April: I'll do this. I have more arm muscle.
x love squared: APRIL wants this.
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: An employee: Here are some goggles, sir.
metrolite: April: sir?!
x love squared: April: Does a "sir" have tits like THESE?
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: She starts sawing!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 2
x love squared: April: Catching my breath
metrolite: The employee: Well, it's hard to tell when you're so fat...
x love squared: Aziz, at 56/70
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 15-sided die: 4
x love squared: Bobby: ...
metrolite: geez
metrolite: giving April a run for her money
x love squared: Jeffrey and April
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 10-sided die: 2
x love squared: SAWING away
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 8
x love squared: and April shaves some off!
metrolite: or NOT sawing as is the case for J.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 50-sided dice: 49 24
x love squared: +25!
metrolite: geez
metrolite: Tabitha: Great.
x love squared: *She sits on the block of ice hoping to melt it*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: April: My ass cheeks are on FIRE. This will work.
metrolite: *it turns to a slush in no time*
x love squared: Aziz at 60/70
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 3
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: April: He SUCKS.
x love squared: Jeffrey and April
x love squared: 0/60 and 25/60
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 10-sided die: 10
x love squared: Aww
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 50-sided dice: 13 45
x love squared: +32!
metrolite: k good
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 1
x love squared: April: Taking a round off in between each attempt.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Jeffrey: Samesies.
x love squared: Aziz at 63/70
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 5
x love squared: Jeffrey (32) and April (25)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 10-sided die: 7
metrolite: aw
x love squared: Jeffrey shaves more!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 50-sided dice: 45 25
x love squared: +20
metrolite: solid
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 4
x love squared: April: Still #tired!
x love squared: *Cam is seething*
metrolite: April: Hands are cold from this ice, lol.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Aziz, 68/70
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 2
metrolite: The Employee: SIR, put on these gloves...
x love squared: And they scan the area below for the flag
x love squared: Aziz: I see the other teams over THERE.
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: Aziz: On some sort of sandy island.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 20-sided dice: 13 19
metrolite: whoa
x love squared: And they immediately begin their descent!
metrolite: that saved them some time
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 30-sided dice: 26 1
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby: DUDE.
x love squared: Jeffrey (52) and April (25)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 10-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 7-sided die: 3
metrolite: Jeffrey: Breka.
metrolite: Break*
x love squared: oops
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 6
x love squared: April: Cold, tired, miserable, etc.
metrolite: April: RIGG. Do over x 2
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 26 and 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 35-sided dice: 20 24
metrolite: geez
x love squared: Jeffrey (52) and April (25)
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 10-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 10
metrolite: ugh come on, J.
metrolite: ew
x love squared: April: Got my power BACK.
metrolite: NOT BIG
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 50-sided dice: 4 25
x love squared: +21
metrolite: hmm
x love squared: Bobby/Aziz at 46 and 25
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 40-sided dice: 40 11
metrolite: they're both close. at this rate they just need one more.
x love squared: BOBBY finishes.
metrolite: whoa
metrolite: Aziz way behind him though
x love squared: Bobby: I'm going to slit his throat.
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey (52) and April (46)
x love squared: neck and neck
metrolite: Corinne: Do it. I'm over that WOMAN.
x love squared: lmao
x love squared: Bobby: You ready for a real man, Cor?
metrolite: Aziz: Why are all your insults gender-focused?
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 10-sided die: 8
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 50-sided dice: 9 2
metrolite: omg lol
x love squared: +7
x love squared: lmao
metrolite: um okay
x love squared: April
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 10-sided die: 8
metrolite: Jeffrey: Every little bit helps.
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 50-sided dice: 33 13
x love squared: +20! April finishes!
metrolite: whoa lmao
metrolite: figures
x love squared: And they tear open their next clue
x love squared: And they take off running to the helicopters, 11 away
metrolite: k
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 5-sided dice: 4 5
x love squared: Aziz at 36
x love squared: this slow fuck
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 45-sided die: 7
x love squared: omg
metrolite: omg lol
x love squared: Jeffrey needs to chip away ONE more piece of ice
metrolite: Tabitha: Finish soon please!!!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 1 10-sided die: 8
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 50-sided dice: 18 37
x love squared: And they race towards the helicopters!
metrolite: Couldn't have gotten that last time, huh?
x love squared: lmao
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 5-sided dice: 4 5
x love squared: April/Cam, also at 4!
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 5-sided dice: 1 4
metrolite: aw
metrolite: *April stumbles*
x love squared: Aziz at 43/70
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 45-sided die: 22
x love squared: J/T at 4, A/C at 5!
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 5-sided dice: 1 4
metrolite: lmao
metrolite: weird
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 5-sided dice: 3 4
x love squared: *April smirks*
x love squared: Aziz, 65/70
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 1 45-sided die: 1
x love squared: omg lmao
metrolite: omg
metrolite: haha
metrolite: thank god
x love squared: *Bobby is seen trying to cut his rope from the bottom*
metrolite: lmao
x love squared: Jeffrey/Tabitha at 5, April/Cam at 8
metrolite: this is what they get for finding the flag so quickly. yup.
OnlineHost: metrolite rolled 2 5-sided dice: 1 1
metrolite: ew
OnlineHost: x love squared rolled 2 5-sided dice: 4 1